#incorrect euphoria

[incorrectfexi]

cassie: when nate was born, the gods said, "he’s too perfect for this world”

lexi: please. when he was born, the devil said, "oh, competition”

[nocakesformissedith]

[demiboydemon]

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Groupchat James: which one of you fucks sent my mom flowers?!

Everyone:

Sirius: this has Marlene written all over it

Marlene: Just shooting my shot

[rainbowfish3iswriting]

When Peter’s Past life finally gets revealed

Tim: So wait, Mysterio framed Peter for murder!??

Quentin: I don’t know how many times I have to say this, it was in the past! He needs to let it fucking go!

Peter: Not only that, but when I found out he was a fraud he tried to MURDER me!

Batfam: *a bunch of gasps and sounds of weapons being taken out*

Damian: *seething with anger* WHY?

Peter: Because Quentin is a two-faced cunt!

Quentin: I’m not the cunt, you’re the cunt!

Peter: *flips him off* You’re the fucking cunt, bitch!

Bruce: Language!

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Adam: (reading Mary Shelley because he was bored) … Wait, is this fucking book about me?

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Tequila makes me aggressive

Ben: Ugh tequila makes me want to dance

Richie: I uh, I one time took like, 10 Vicodin and drank an entire thing of tequila and then blacked out for 3 days. But while blacked out I still did things, went to school and did homework and stuff. Was really weird

The losers: …

Bev: Well, baby, let's not do that tonight

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: Tequila makes me aggressive.

Kate: Tequila makes me wanna dance.

Wade: I once took, like, ten Vicodin, and drank an entire thing of tequila, and then, I, like, blacked out for three days. But while I was blacked out, I, like, still killed people and shit. It was really weird.

Sam: …Well, let’s not do that tonight.

[clubgh0stgirlz3000]

Euphoria text posts cause i just restarted it and i’m gonna be insufferable about it 😝

[luciosfanpage]

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: I have faith in you, Ruby.

Ruby: Why?

Weiss: I don't know, I just do.

[incorrectfexi]

lexi: before i do anything, i ask myself “would rue do that?” and if the answer is yes, i do not do that thing

[annetcie]

[demiboydemon]

[i-heart-slashers]

How I feel the Lost Boys would be if it was set like Euphoria instead...

Marko: Hey Star?

Star: Yeah?

Marko: I have a quick question for you.

Star: What?

Marko: How long have you been fucking Michael?

Star: W-what? What are you talking about?

Marko: How long have you been fucking Michael?

Star: I’m not. I’m not.

David: What are you talking about?

Marko: Laddie told Dwayne that he saw her get on his bike and then kiss him and ride off. That was like what, like a month ago?

*David looks at Star.*

David: Are you kidding me?

*As everybody looks at Star, eyes wide, totally fucking horrified.*

Paul: Star, that’s like, really bad.

David: You’re fucking Michael? Are you kidding me?

Star: No, I don’t even know why he would say that.

David: You’re lying.

Max: Yeah, can we just table this conversation?

David: No. You expect me to stand here next to her, and she's been lying to me about fucking my future husband. I’m literally gonna get violent.

Lucy: No there is no need to get violent okay because we are having an intervention. Stop it.

*Star starts to cry.*

David: Oh, you’re crying? You’re fucking crying?

Dwayne: David.

*David gets in Star's face and Dwayne tries to stop him.*

David: You fucking bitch, you’re the one who’s hurt? You are the most self centered, idiotic person I have ever fucking met. You fuck my future man and you’re fucking crying? Are you fucking kidding me?

Dwayne: We can deal with this later.

Star: I don’t even know why you’re believing him, he's lives for drama! Have you seen how he bites his thumb!

David: How long have you been fucking him? Be honest.

Paul: David, let’s just do it later.

David: Paul, shut the fuck up.

*turns back to Star*

David: How long have you been fucking him?

*Star continues to cry.*

David: Laddie? When was this?

Laddie: Right after the concert where that oily guy was playing the saxophone.

*David turns to Star, furious.*

David: You dumb fucking bitch I’m gonna fuck you up!

[thingsphoenix21]

Hephaestus: Open the fucking door Ares! What kind of brother are you... What the fuck. *Ares stays in the other side crying* Hephaestus: This isn't about Dite now, this is about you and me and our friendship, and if you wanna throw it away then fine, because I don't wanna be friends with you anymore.