#incorrect peanuts

[incorrectpeanutsquotes]

I love watching Charlie Brown when I'm having a bad day because no matter what kind of day I'm having, Charlie Brown is having a worse one.

Lucy

[shadow-coolness]

Are you peanuts? Because I want to boil you alive.

Lucy

[woso-dreamzzz]

pumpkin: *sat at the table trying not to fall asleep* mum, can you feel my forehead?

lucy: yea, do you have a fever?

pumpkin: *falls asleep leaning against lucy’s hand on her forehead*

lucy: oh, okay

peanut: you’re spoiling her mum!

lucy: you’re right! i should just let go. *tries to move* i-i can’t

pumpkin: *stirs* huh?

lucy: nothing baby, go back to sleep

pumpkin: *is back snoring within seconds*

With Peanut's jealousy issues, she's going to demand to sleep on Lucy's other hand so she's truly just stuck there

[chiefblossom]

Logan: Can you please stop calling peanut butter that?

Wade: Whats wrong with "sticky nut juice?"

Logan: Everything! Every fucking thing!

[itzphynix]

Yeah, so while I was on my "I'm going to read into Vanny/Vanessa as much as possible" journey, I noticed an odd quirk in her animations in how she moves. At first, I thought it reminded me of a ballerina, 'cause she's kinda tip-toeing, & she has this way of keeping her head & chest in one place as she moves, but I looked again & realized --

That's not ballet! She's doing a tight-rope act. Like, look at this one:

This is like standing up on the wooden boards before you do the actual tight-rope walking, & the ring leader is hyping you up as you do some fun movement for the crowds. &, then, these:

These are all instances where she walks with one foot directly in front of the other. In that third, she's doing the "woaaah" wiggly-ass balance movements & everything, as if she's swaying up at the top of the tent, even though she's down on solid ground.

Idk, I feel like the way her feet are placed isn't accurate (pretty sure they should be pointed left & right, not both forwards...) doesn't make this 100% correct, but I like it. It also connects back with her first SB teaser, wherein she's up in the rafters.

[dresdenfilesincorrectquotes]

*Murphy and Thomas are helping Harry with a case, so they're interrogating a drug dealer*

Thomas: Just tell us who you sold weed to in the last 24 hours.

Drug dealer: *points at Thomas*

Murphy: *glares*

Thomas: *visibly upset, strained tone* BESIDES ME, DICKHEAD.

[samthechaotic]

*Me a medical student reading Batman 138*

What the actual fuck? DOES THIS WRITER KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HUMAN'S BIOCHEMISTRY?? HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO "FALL IN LOVE" AND LIVE A NORMAL LIFE WHEN ADRENALINE IS AN ESSENTIAL PART OF FALLING IN LOVE AND HAVING KIDS!!!

*10 mins later*

ADRENALINE?? ARE U FCKING FR???

*40 mins later*

I COULD SPEND AN ENTIRE MONTH ON WHY THIS IS MEDICALLY SO WRONG AND IT WILL NOT BE ENOUGH!!!

[rookieoneil]

Tim: give me one good reason I should listen to you.

Angela: I’ll give you five. 1 *puts down a finger* 2. *puts down another* 3. *puts down another* 4. *puts down another. 5. *makes a fist*

Tim: those are five good reasons

[incorrectpeanutsquotes]

Sally: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Linus?

Linus: No

Charlie Brown: I do

Sally: I know, big brother

Charlie Brown: I’m sad

Sally: I know, big brother

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Barnaby: Claus-trophobic!

[shadow-coolness]

Linus: We’re D-D-Driving in a Car see!?

Lucy: Destination? Party at Marcys!

Linus: Pass the mic right over to Charlie-We forgot Charlie.

…..

Lucy: But we cant go back cause we’ve gone to Farsy!

Linus: We have to go back we cant just leave him there….it was a good rhyme though.

[woso-dreamzzz]

*Pumpkin working on her computers and gets shocked, her sisters seeing the whole thing*

Pup: Mama! MAMA! Pumpkin just got shocked!!

Bear: Her ‘puter zapped her!!

Peanut: Yeah! It cooked her!

*Next day at training Peanut drew what happened and is explaining it to the team*

Peanut: *Points to the drawing of normal Pumpkin* Uncooked Pumpkin *Points to the drawing of Pumpkin getting zapped* Cooked Pumpkin

Keira: Don’t call your sister cooked Pumpkin, that’s so wrong!

- 🦈

Peanut thinks there's nothing wrong with what she drew and Keira tries to explain that it's a bit insensitive to do while Pumpkin is still in hospital in monitoring

[brenshor]

Enid: Stop giving me kongs filled with peanut butter!!

Wednesday: But you like peanut butter

Enid: That's not the problematic part and you know it!

[sherlock-and-co-incorrect-quotes]

John, annoyed: I'm about to get very short with you in a minute

Mariana, trying not to laugh: ಢ‿ಢ

[bitchapalooza]

Luffy: Grandpa says allergies never existed 50 years ago and that me and my dad are just lazy bums.

Nami: Your whole face is literally 2 times it's original size—STOP EATING THE PEANUTS.

Luffy: I can't help it, they're yummy!

Usopp: ....well that concludes our tour. Welcome to the crew, Jinbe.

Jinbe: Should we get the Doctor or....?

Usopp: It's okay, ignore him, he doesn't exist right now.

[justletmeon12]

Bashir: How did skiing go?

Garak: Badly. I broke three legs.

Garak: Thankfully, they were all on other people.