#incorrect stony qoutes
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cevans-is-classic 5 months ago
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Dean: I stabbed my way to a husband what about you?
Tony: Waited 70 years for him to defrost.
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arthurscrownn 1 month ago
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Steve: are you high?
Tony: am I what?
Steve: high
Tony: hello
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w3lcom3strong3stav3ng3r 7 years ago
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Steve: Tony I can't believe how drunk you are
Tony: I am not drunk
Steve: yes you are
Tony: I am not fucking drunk
Steve: can you tell the time
Tony: yes *turns and points at clock* I am not fucking drunk
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Steve : were you dropped on your head as a kid?
Tony : bold of you to assume i was held
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cevans-is-classic 2 years ago
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Steve: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?
Tony: deciding to get up
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cevans-is-classic 2 years ago
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Clint: Do you have a celebrity crush?
Bucky: Not really.
Sam: I have to think about it.
Steve: Yes.
Steve: Tony.
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