#incorrect taz

[lithiumseven]

Incorrect TAZ Amnesty

Duck:

Aubrey:

Ned:

Barclay:

Mama:

Dani:

Minerva:

Thacker:

Jack Coolice:

Indrid:

Hollis:

Agent Stern:

[cobalt-knave]

Incorrect TAZ Steeplechase #5

Emerich: Montrose, everything I know about manipulation I learned from you.

Montrose: You're sweet. What's your point?

[reineydraws]

this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

[20dimensionsoftangerine]

Mid Baron's Game

Riz: Adaine, how much health are you at?

Adaine: Let's see... I am down to eleven-

Riz: Holy shit

Adaine: What?

Riz: Sorry, that's just like real low

Adaine: ...Is it? Is it Riz??? Is it almost like some demon skeleton of your imagination maybe sucked the hit points away from me, a wizard???? May that possibly account for the lowness?

Riz, sweating: I-

Adaine: It's like so ~crazy~ low, huh?

[emiko-matsui]

Barry, looking at their fridge: aw i love angus' drawing of this funny looking dog

Kravitz: angus doesn't draw

Taako, clenching his teeth: it's a giraffe

[annmaximoff18]

Nami: Where are you two going?

Y/N: we will make a cake

Sanji:Technically I'll make the cake, she'll just chat while she steals the ingredients to eat.

Y/N: hey I'm going to wash the dishes

Sanji: Oh, of course, she will wash the dishes.

Y/N: Sanji and I are a good team Nami.

Nami: good luck then

[mammonswhore]

MC: *Screaming against a pillow* HE'S SO HOT! I WANT TO BITE HIM ALL THE WAY TO HIS BONES AND EAT HIS FLESH!

Lucifer: What the fuck is the problem with you?

[aotearoa20]

Elrond: I'm Elrond, Ambassador of Lindon

Elrond: And Im the world's greatest detective:)

Annatar: *rolls eyes*

Elrond: Okay... well I did detective well enough to see through your horseshit:)

Elornd: So I can't be that bad:)

[sombraluna]

Been relistening to TAZ: Balance

(text post courtesy of @2iimone )

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

[Modern Day AU] *Playing D&D, the group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake* Lan Jingyi: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake. Lan Sizhui, the DM: You're in a prison cell :) Jin Ling: You did great. Well, I got a 10- Lan Sizhui: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3 Ouyang Zizhen: I got a 1! Lan Sizhui: You're in... a cube-shaped place.

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

Alastor: Thank you; you're set- Uh, I have a few luxury services I can provide to you. I can take you into one of our pleasure rooms.

Angel: [awkwardly] I’m cool.

Husk: [laughs] No thank you!

Alastor: Oh, gentlemen, it’s not nearly as salacious as I made it sound. It’s just when I say things with my voice, it always sounds like I’m talking about slow sex.

Husk: Al, I’ve just noticed, I think your bowtie is too tight! I loosen it slightly. Does that help?

Alastor: [in a southern accent] Oh my god, thank you, guys! A witch kissed me, and it cursed my-! [back to transatlantic radio voice] No, that’s a joke.

[lithiumseven]

[cobalt-knave]

Incorrect TAZ Steeplechase #2

Montrose: Come on, man. Just get a new car. Call for the insurance.

Beef: What insurance? You were with me when I stole the damn thing!

[taz-overwatch-dnd]

Lucretia: if you were arrested what would the charges be?

Barry : Theft

Davenport: disturbing the peace

Magnus: aggravated assault

Lup: arson

Merle: murder

Taako: all of the above in that order.

[derpylittlenico]

Stiles: Sorry I had feelings. I'll replace them with jokes right away.

[annmaximoff18]

Sanji: my beautiful queen, my ivory doll, my sweet and precious woman, you are the owner of my heart and my body.

Zoro: give yourself some respect shitty cook

Sanji: Shut up, moss head, you're envious because I adore my beautiful diamond.

Zoro: you're embarrassing

Sanji: I'm going to give you your damn...

Y/N: Enough, both of us, let's focus on saving Luffy.

Zoro: as you say

Sanji: Of course, my little piece of sugar, whatever you ask of me I will obey you.

Zoro: Do you really like this?

Y/N: shut up Zoro