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Incorrect The Witcher #2
Geralt: I'm surprised you didn't flirt with them.
Jaskier: I don't flirt with people who are working or while I'm working. It's unprofessional.
Geralt: Oh, so you do have some self-control
(Source: @incorrectquoteprompts)
#the witcher#the witcher netflix#incorrect quotes#incorrect quote#incorrect the witcher#geralt of rivia#jaskier#mine
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Geralt, fully potion-ed up: Be not afraid. Jaskier: Raw. Next question. Geralt: Geralt: Be a little more afraid.
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And they say romance is dead
#jaskier#geralt of rivia#geraskier#dandelion#gerlion#julian alfred pankratz#geralt x jaskier#jaskier x geralt#the witcher#twn#the witcher netflix#joey batey#crispy#edit#shitpost#meme#incorrect quotes
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lan wangji: *brings home baby a-yuan*
lan xichen: i want one too :(
lan jingyi:
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#the untamed#lan wangji#lan zhan#hanguang jun#lan xichen#zewu jun#lan jingyi#mdzs crack#mdzs shitposting#mdzs meme#incorrect quotes#incorrect mdzs#apple memes 🍎#how jingyi arrived at the cloud recesses probably#it’s like when you go to adopt a kitten and some are sitting there all calm#but there’s that one who’s screaming at the top of its lungs and trying to push itself thru the kennel bars#it’s also the only orange cat#precious gremlin#queued memes#i do be shitpostin#gif#toss a queue to your witcher
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#let’s play: correct or incorrect quote (40/?)
#the witcher#the witcher netflix#thewitcheredit#witcheredit#yenneferedit#yennefer of vengerberg#thewitchersdaily#witcherdaily#witchersdaily#witcherladies#ughmerlin#arthurpendragonns#ivashkovadrian#userzoya#jemmablossom#userhann#userneve#usersalty#*gifs#*incorrect
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Geralt to Jaskier: I could kill you, you know
Jaskier: Yeah? So could another human being
Geralt:
Jaskier: So could a dog
Geralt:
Jaskier: So could a dedicated bunny
Geralt, turning and walking away:
Jaskier calling after him: You're not special Geralt!
#Jaskier#the witcher#joey batey#the witcher netflix#geralt of rivia#incorrect quotes#correct quotes#I saw the bunny eat the buttercup#and welp#witcheredit
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Y/N: ARE YOU-
Geralt: Fucking.
Y/N: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Geralt: Fucking.
Y/N: IDIOT!
Jaskier: …What was that?
Geralt: I banned Y/N from swearing, so I’m helping them out.
#geralt x reader#geralt x y/n#geralt x you#geralt of rivera#jaskier x reader#jaskier x y/n#jaskier x you#jaskier#the witcher#incorrect the witcher quotes#the witcher incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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INCORRECT WITCHER QUOTES: 2/∞
#thewitcheredit#witcheredit#fantasyblr#ivashkovadrian#userannnie#userneve#userava#tvedit#filmtvcentral#filmtvtoday#tvandfilm#userzoya#bladesrunner#ughmerlin#userthing#cinemapix#the witcher#incorrect quotes#i made this for ava years ago and now that you're back here you go!#mine
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Geralt: you need to stay away from me. I'm a horrible monster :(
Jaskier: that's a feature not a flaw, dear.
#jaskier: now get in the bed#monsterfucker jaskier#witchersexual jaskier#incorrect quotes#jaskier#geralt of rivia#geraskier#the witcher
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Ciri: *sneaks into Kaer Morhen at 2 am*
Geralt: *turns around in swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?
Ciri: I was... with Yennefer?
Yennefer: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Try again.
Ciri: Jaskier! I meant I was with Jaskier.
Jaskier: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning*
Jaskier: Geralt, help. I can’t stop the chair.
#source: unknown#the witcher#the witcher incorrect quotes#incorrect witcher quotes#the witcher memes#incorrect quotes#ciri#cirilla of cintra#cirilla fiona elen riannon#geralt of rivia#yennefer#yennefer of vengerberg#jaskier#julian alfred pankratz#geraskier#geraskefer#yenralt#yenskier#fanby’s fuckery#>1k
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Moody: [to Nymphadora] Fascinating story. Any chance you're nearing the end?
#overheard at hogwarts#source: the witcher#harry potter#hp#incorrect quotes#incorrect harry potter quotes#incorrect hp quotes#alastor moody#mad-eye moody#nymphadora tonks#the ministry of magic
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Jaskier: My fetish is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Geralt speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me.
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🥺
#...sorry#the witcher#jaskier#geralt of rivia#geraskier#geralt x jaskier#the witcher netflix#twn#mountain breakup TM#shitpost#crispy#my edit#incorrect quotes#julian alfred pankratz#dandelion#gerlion#photo#joey batey#witcher#angst
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Ciri in the Witcher 4 Game Awards Trailer: There are no Gods here! Only monsters!
Me:
#incorrect quotes#super smash bros#incorrect super smash bros#The Witcher#The Witcher 4#Ciri#Game Awards#2024#Game Awards 2024
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#let’s play: correct or incorrect quote (41/?)
#the witcher#the witcher netflix#thewitcheredit#witcheredit#jaskier#jaskieredit#thewitchersdaily#witcherdaily#witchersdaily#ughmerlin#arthurpendragonns#ivashkovadrian#userzoya#jemmablossom#userhann#userneve#*gifs#*incorrect#i have so many of these in my drafts i must remember to post lol
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Ciri: this is my father Geralt and this is my dad Jaskier and this is my mother Yennefer and this is my mom Tissaia-
#cirilla fiona elen riannon#yennaia#tissaia de vries#yennefer of vengerberg#geraskier#geralt of rivia#jaskier#incorrect quotes#incorrect witcher quotes
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