#is this transformers x human...?

[goosism]

its 1 nearly 2 you know what that means! stupid Transformers headcanon (?) time again!

You know how bugs process everything a LOT faster than we do and its how they move extra fast and everything? Imagine we were like that but to like... cybertronians.

Human allies of the Autobots have to speak extra slow and loud so they can understand us without having to play back the memory and slowing our speech down, and whenever we speak to each other (in any language, but imagine ones where people speak especially fast like Spanish) they don't even try most of the time.

getting chased down by a con whose struggling to capture you because you can see every move they're going to make next so all you gotta do is move fast enough to avoid it if you can

[l3ibnest]

sadness of an employee

and you just want to go home

[bizarre-disjointed]

hear me out on this chat

[skeletons-can-draw-too]

I find it funny imagining that you finally get to be intimate with a transformer only for them to pull out a usb cable 😭

[raileurta]

I was reading some transformers fanfiction and it's a solely underutilized idea to have humans and Cybertronians be in a symbiotic relationship. In nature all the time big animals will rely on smaller animals' help.

For example humans could give repairs, clean them, and help them reach smaller places. Cybertronians can give transportation and protection of course. They're emotional benefits too; humans are really nice soft things to touch and humans like having big robot friends :3.

So I'm imagining transformers realize how useful it is to have a human partner around so they start going around trying to get one. Anyways this leads to shenanigans of course and a lot of cracky moments.

Suspiciously nice looking car in a driveway with its door opened: ....

The random human who owns the driveway: ...

Human: *turns around* Screw that! I'm not becoming part of the human distribution system today, no sir I am not.

Cybertronian: *sad beeping noises*

[ctghost]

shockwave's blindspot but it's with his totally not favorite human

he's like a evil big confused robot bunny me thinks

[raspberrighost]

... big metal wife

[3ic95id864pg]

Thundercracker [Twitter:@percivore]

[cheschesterpossum]

Roddy's POV:

Y/n - Liaison's POV:

Based of this

[michaela-o]

Here’s my take on this ☺️🧡

[goosism]

Cybertronian reproductive headcanons

i was thinking about it while scrolling through some tags a bit ago and thought maybe I could put it all into writing. (this is mostly for me more than anything lmao) (I got a Little carried away)

Firstly, taking into account some of the canon ways of reproduction (heavily inspired by that) such as the allspark and those hotspots thht i don't quite remember the name of.

I do think forged bots would be predominant but there would also be bots who are the offspring of other bots. Now the actual carrying process itself is simpler in writing than actually doing it. Sparkmerge, keep the spark for a few deca cycles, and get the spark protoform somehow (I find the idea of a carrier throwing their sparkling near a hotspot so their frame can be forged a little humorous. I don't think it's completely off the table but probably not recommended unless the sparkling in question is as strong as a newspark that'd be shot out of one of the hotspots)

The most difficult part is keeping the newspark from fizzing/fading out, or being reabsorbed. Since the sparkling is also very taxing on the carrier(s) spark itself, it's not uncommon for partners to take turns carrying the spark in the later stages because the sparkling is essentially a leech to the carrier. If a carrier keeps a sparkling within their spark chamber for too long they are at risk of death or some other spark disease from the stress that their spark would be placed under (yikes!). Though, the bot that the sparkling first appears within is considered the Carrier for clear reasons. (Also, because sparklings are able to be transported into another spark chamber in the mid-later stages, there are things such as sparkling donors, similar to egg/sperm ones for humans)

Young sparklings (freshly formed, that is) are VERY SUSCEPTIBLE to abrupt changes, so many times Carriers aren't even aware that they are (unless they've been actively trying with partner(s)) so the sparkling will oftentimes just die/be reabsorbed by the carrier before anyone knows. Carriers who became carriers by accident aren't very common for this reason.

Sparklings are also rarely formed one at a time! They come in multiples due to high mortality rate. They experience what could be closest to their infancy and young childhood at this stage. They're taking a lot from their carriers, including some information. It's not anything strong, just a vague idea of the world and random things.

Carriers do go through frame changes, though minor. At most, the plating and/or glass surrounding their spark chamber will become thicker.

loose sketch of carriers spark + their later stages sparklings bc im tired and dont wanna put effort

Now, do I think Humans and Cybertronians could reproduce together? Thats a whole other can of beans

[l3ibnest]

BIG SISTERS

[transformers-spike]

Mmmm handholding intimacy part two

[skeletons-can-draw-too]

Can I give starscream ((transformers one)) a lil kiss?

He’s such a silly guy! You got him all flustered!

(Click for better quality)

[moonbugggy]

I've been sick all week and I can't help but think that this would fix me

[mehiwilldoitlater]

Autobots: Decepticons are keeping humans?! THEY'RE PROBABLY LIVING A NIGHTMARE!

The human under the care or the constructicons:

(it's literally babrie dream house, i want to live in babrie dream house)

@revelboo you and you're all fics are making me go wild