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Ten NBA things I like and don't like, including the Luka Doncic-Dwight Powell dance
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Ten NBA things I like and don't like, including the Luka Doncic-Dwight Powell dance

How about a fresh serving of 10 NBA things:
1. The tricks of Ja Morant
Morant’s athleticism and fearlessness strike you first. He is so fast. He wants to dunk on everyone — to humiliate victims, the bigger the better.
All that is cool. But what is most impressive about Morant — the runaway Rookie of the Year — is his veteran craft. He already knows how to start and stop with a live dribble, and keep defenses guessing until the best option reveals itself. He sees every pass. He imagines passes no one else sees, and conjures them with dribble moves designed to shift the defense in some specific way.
You just don’t see rookies doing stuff like this:
That fake spin — the Smitty — dusts damn near the entire LA Clippers team. The one-handed lefty gather into a reverse layup is borderline pornographic. That insta-gather is already a Morant trademark — useful in tight spaces.
He has a mean pass fake:
He busts it out on the perimeter to freeze help defenders:
A lot of ball handlers turn statuesque when someone else takes the controls. Not Morant. He weaponizes his speed as an off-ball cutter.
Morant isn’t the only reason the Memphis Grizzlies — 13-6 since early December — have improbably surged into the Western Conference’s No. 8 spot. Their three core big men — Jonas Valanciunas, Jaren Jackson Jr. and Brandon Clarke — are balling, and their bizarro bench is obliterating opponents.
But Morant is driving it. He is real. He is a superstar in the making playing winning basketball. He belongs at the edges of the All-Star conversation right now.
2. Drivin’ De’Aaron Fox
After two months of injuries and uneven play, Fox is back on his ascent toward becoming the Sacramento Kings’ franchise point guard. In seven January games, Fox is averaging 24 points and 8.5 assists on 50% shooting. He is driving more often, with more guile and ferocity.
Fox is earning seven free throws per 36 minutes — easily a career high. He is piling up almost 29 drives per 100 possessions, second among rotation players — and up from 15 and 18 in his prior two seasons, per Second Spectrum data. He has drawn fouls on 13% of those drives, 16th highest among 173 guys who have recorded at least 100 drives.


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Fox is still searching for the right pass-or-score balance, and the Kings under Luke Walton haven’t landed on a coherent identity. (Injuries to Fox and Marvin Bagley III have stalled progress there.) They are playing at one of the league’s slowest paces, though they amp it up some with Fox on the floor.
The next step for Fox is dialing in on defense, where he has disappointed this season. The Kings won’t go anywhere too serious until the Fox/Buddy Hield backcourt proves it can survive on that end.
3. Forfeiting mismatches
A pet peeve:
This isn’t about the Orlando Magic. Every team does this now and then: Spot a juicy mismatch, and default into a pick-and-roll that allows the defense to switch that mismatch away.
The Utah Jazz are stuck with Emmanuel Mudiay on Aaron Gordon. If you want to post Gordon up, do it when he can mash a smaller dude. Instead, D.J. Augustin and Gordon gift the Jazz a switch.
Come on. Disengage autopilot and read the game. The right kind of post-up can still be an effective scoring option. They also are fun to watch. The league needs stylistic diversity.
You know who rarely bungles this? The Indiana Pacers with Domantas Sabonis. Their old-school mentality serves them well when they earn a switch, or when the opposing power forward is stuck defending Sabonis. The Pacers in those scenarios are ruthless. They are surgical. They abort whatever plan they had and hunt that mismatch.
4. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, off the glass
The notorious S.G.A. is already one of the league’s shiftiest ball handlers — a long-limbed, change-of-pace phantom who seems to move at two or three different speeds at once. Guarding him is like trying to catch a fish with your bare hands.
He also is a premier bank shot artist, smooching from unconventional angles:
That is a little close to the baseline for most players to go glass. Gilgeous-Alexander has the touch to pull it off. That one hits pretty low on the backboard, but Gilgeous-Alexander will kiss the ball off the tippy-top if need be.
The straight-on banker is underused — a tricky work of depth perception that can increase your margin for error on harried floaters. Gilgeous-Alexander has it in his bag:
Only 10 players have attempted more glassers than Gilgeous-Alexander, per Second Spectrum. (Russell Westbrook has tried by far the most — almost double the No. 2 guy.) Coming off a ridiculous 20-20-10 game, Gilgeous-Alexander has a fringe All-Star case: 20 points, six rebounds and three assists per game, decent shooting, solid defense.
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It is a hard case to parse. Each member of Oklahoma City’s three-headed point guard monster has sacrificed something. Gilgeous-Alexander has stepped back into a secondary ballhandling role behind Chris Paul (probably a better All-Star candidate) and Dennis Schroder (in the running for Sixth Man of the Year). Gilgeous-Alexander has logged only 40 minutes as solo floor general — without either Schroder or Paul.
I recently debated with a few non-Thunder executives whether Gilgeous-Alexander would grow into an All-NBA player. That they framed the question in those terms — and not around whether Gilgeous-Alexander will make All-Star teams — is indicative of how good he has been.
5. Still waiting on Aaron Gordon
Boy, did Gordon need this recent mini-hot streak: 60 points on 23-of-39 shooting over Orlando’s last three outings, and a last-second game-winner Monday in Sacramento. It has otherwise been a stilted, disappointing season for Gordon.
I thought this was the year it might finally happen for him. I predicted Gordon would make the All-Star Game.
Instead, Gordon’s production on offense has dipped across the board, though he remains engaged on the other end. There are three theoretical Gordons: the player Gordon wants to be; the player Orlando wants him to be; and the player Orlando needs him to be because of their roster construction. The actual Gordon is paralyzed in some sort of existential tension between all three.
The first player — Gordon’s dream for himself — is a ball-dominant scorer. Orlando indulges that Gordon by calling occasional post-ups for him and giving him some freedom to go rogue. Gordon can make hay against smaller players. He has done well on scripted duck-ins. But too many of his forays into would-be stardom end with bricked fadeaways:
A player this powerful should not spend so much time spinning away from the hoop. He rarely draws fouls. The Magic have scored 0.826 points per possession anytime Gordon shoots out of a post-up or passes to a teammate who fires right away — 74th among 96 players who have recorded at least 25 post-ups, per Second Spectrum data. He is not much of an inside-out playmaker. A full 77% of those post-ups have ended with Gordon shooting — the second highest such rate in that sample.
The best version of Gordon on a good team is something like his take on Draymond Green: screening and rolling as a power forward, spraying passes (Gordon is an underrated playmaker), defending like all hell across every position. The Magic have never put Gordon in optimal position to find that role. They shoehorned him onto the wing next to Serge Ibaka and now Jonathan Isaac.
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That is not on its face unworkable. Some of those ultra-big Magic lineups have performed well — including last season. Talented frontcourt partners render positional designations irrelevant. What position would Gordon play next to, say, Kevin Durant and a traditional center in Brooklyn? Isaac has some blossoming all-around skill on offense.
But Isaac also is very young. Before Isaac’s injury, it felt — from the outside — Orlando was reaching the point at which it would have to make a final call on Gordon. There are teams who would give a lot for Gordon. Isaac’s knee injury may have put off those decisions. The Magic don’t have to rush. Gordon is still just 24.
But stasis often becomes untenable.
6. The Bucks, going under
Almost every team scurries under picks against bad shooters, but Milwaukee does it more dramatically and against many more players. The Bucks treat every so-so shooter like Ben Simmons. Present Milwaukee with Kris Dunn or RJ Barrett (two recent examples) and its on-ball defenders hang almost in the paint — a step or two further back than most teams prefer. They form a shell that is really hard to puncture.
They don’t deviate if some Dunn type hits a couple of long 2s. The Bucks understand math. They know their scheme plays mind games with opposing shooters — even non-terrible ones. They’re going so far under. This is embarrassing. Am I really supposed to keep shooting? Boom — the shot clock is down to 8, and you’ve accomplished nothing.
This is such low-hanging fruit. Every team should imitate Mike Budenholzer’s exaggerated “go under” ethos.
Of course, later playoff rounds offer very few awful shooters — and almost none beyond Simmons who handle the ball. It would be interesting to see Milwaukee’s approach in a series against the Miami Heat and Jimmy Butler — shooting just 27% from deep this season and 36% for his career on long 2s.
7. When young guys forget who is guarding them, Part I
Oh, Jordan Poole.
That’s Kawhi Leonard. At his apex, the mere act of possessing the ball within a 15-foot radius of Leonard was dangerous for anyone outside the league’s most deft point guards. Forget dribbling. Poor saps held the ball close to their chest — terror sweat pouring from their brow, eyes darting in search of some passing target — until Leonard would simply reach out and take it. It was cruel. It was bullying.
Leonard isn’t the same impenetrable wall today, and he saves his best stuff for high-leverage playoff moments. But you can’t be Jordan freaking Poole and dangle the ball in front of him. This is like living next door to Thomas Crown, buying a masterwork, and leaving your front door wide open all night. What do you think is going to happen?
There has been much fretting of late about the Clippers’ underwhelming performances against the dregs of the league. Meh. One of Leonard and Paul George has missed most of those games. Wake me up when the real Clippers struggle.
The Clippers also seem like a mortal lock to make a win-now trade. They have use-it-or-kinda-lose-it assets ticking toward evaporation. They can trade their 2020 first-round pick, but that is the last one they can move (as things stand now) before their 2028 selection. They have Maurice Harkless’ $11 million expiring contract, and a few semi-expendable midsized salaries.
The Clippers would rather add talent (via in-season free agency) without trading anything. Harkless is solid — a starter most of the season. That 2020 pick represents one of LA’s only means of acquiring a young player who might help Leonard and George as they age.
But the Clippers are all-in. George and Leonard can hit free agency in 18 months. They should prioritize this year over everything.
Part II of young guys failing to respect their elders is coming next week.
8. Respect the Mavs’ other big men
I never got the mostly quashed rumblings Dallas might be interested in Andre Drummond. Kristaps Porzingis should eventually play more as the Mavs’ lone big man, and in the meantime, Maxi Kleber and Dwight Powell are doing just fine alongside him.
Skeptics in the preseason perceived the Mavs roster as top heavy: two stars and a motley crew of bench guys. It’s true (it’s damn true!) Dallas does not have anyone like a third member of past championship Big 3s. But they do have (by my count) seven guys you might describe as quality fifth starters — seven fifth-best players, all but one (Tim Hardaway Jr.) on value contracts. There is power in giving zero minutes to below-average players.
Powell has always been a dangerous rim-runner, but he has exploded as Luka Doncic’s go-to pick-and-roll dance partner. Only three player pairs have teamed up on that play more often. (For trivia purposes, the top three in volume: Spencer Dinwiddie/Jarrett Allen, Damian Lillard/Hassan Whiteside, and the Lou Williams/Montrezl Harrell symphony.)
The Mavs average a ginormous 1.18 points per possession anytime Doncic or Powell shoots out of the pick-and-roll, or passes to a teammate who launches — ninth-best among 226 duos who have run at least 100 such plays, per Second Spectrum.
Powell has improved as a passer on the move — crucial when teams trap Doncic:
Kleber does a little of everything. He’s a serviceable screen-and-dive guy. He is hitting 41% from deep on a career-high attempt rate, and he makes canny plays off the bounce when defenses rush at him:
Kleber is a sturdy, smart defender across multiple positions. Rick Carlisle has trusted him to guard extra-large ball-handlers, including LeBron, Giannis Antetokounmpo, and Simmons. He’s a solid rim protector with some hops.
Dallas is starting Kleber and Powell in the absence of Porzingis, and the Mavs have outscored opponents by 13 points per 100 possessions with both on the floor.
Kleber and Powell earn $18 million combined this season — $9 million less than Drummond. Drummond holds a much-discussed player option for 2020-21. Kleber and Powell are under contract through 2023. Leaving aside money and whatever assets Detroit might demand, it’s unclear whether giving Kleber/Powell minutes to Drummond would even make Dallas any better.
9. Miami is one player away, but who?
This is a minor quibble considering the Heat are 28-12 and a robust 10-6 against teams at .500 or better. Maybe the “one player” is Justise Winslow, who is still out with a back injury after returning for a single game last week.
Winslow is (in theory) the well-rounded small-ball power forward to unlock lineups featuring Bam Adebayo at center. Meyers Leonard is shooting 45% from deep as Miami’s nominal starting center, but there are lots of games in which he never sees the floor after his first stint in each half. Kelly Olynyk is barely playing.
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Right now, Derrick Jones Jr. and James Johnson are holding down that Winslow slot. Johnson looks feisty after a long stint in Heat purgatory. He’s 10-of-20 on 3s. But his jumper is unreliable, and he is regaining the team’s trust.
Jones has taken the lion’s share of these minutes over the last month. His arms are everywhere. He is the keystone of Miami’s zone defense. Lineups with Jones and Adebayo at power forward and center have done well.
But are you trusting Jones to close playoff games? He’s shooting 23% from deep. Defenses ignore him on the perimeter to muck up Miami’s spacing.
Miami has tried to solve the equation at times by going super-small, with Jimmy Butler at power forward. That is a little too small. Adebayo is so strong and athletic, you forget he’s only 6-9. Miami has been a middle-of-the-pack defensive team after a stingy start. They have to be careful.
They are one player away from being really dangerous. They know. They are looking, sources say. A lot of speculation about the Heat — and other teams — has centered around Jrue Holiday. He’s good. The Pelicans may opt to keep him and push for the No. 8 seed. (This is what suitors expect as of now — which could of course change.)
But I wonder if Miami has a more pressing need for a stretch power forward with some defensive chops to fill that Winslow/Jones/Johnson slot. (Winslow returning to form could render this moot.) Danilo Gallinari would be a worthy rental, but the Thunder might be too good to trade him. It’s also unclear whether Miami has any appetite for surrendering any players who are or could be (i.e., Winslow) key parts of their current rotation.
Regardless, keep an eye on Miami.
10. Marcus Smart is coming at you
What in the hell is this?
I’ve seen defenders close out low to distract shooters, but they usually resemble football tacklers. They aim for the stomach. I’m not sure I’ve seen anyone crouch toward the shooter’s foot. Smart looks like he’s trying to pick something up off the floor.
I honestly don’t know how anyone shoots 3s against Boston without worrying what kind of goofy closeout awaits. Jaylen Brown jumps straight up and down with all his might, and reaches both arms as high as he can — a technique Al Horford mastered, and something the Celtics teach. Brace for that, and Smart comes nipping at your ankles.
What’s next? Jayson Tatum running at shooters, screaming gibberish and waving his arms? Kemba Walker experimenting with some kind of drop-and-roll technique?
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experienced one Feeling today, that’s enough for the rest of my life i think
#someone come take it away please i don’t want it#this happens every like. fifteen years#so that’s twice in my life now#like. i’m god please take it away#isaac clarke data log
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you ever get to that point where ur like bro if you dont understand that i have feelings about you that i myself do not fully understand and cannot make sense of that make me ache when i think about how far apart we are then i am simply going to perish by the seaside
#i will dump everything about myself that i do not yet understand onto The Character#isaac clarke data log#but also#soapghostroach#roachghost#soaproach
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gambit posting rip my old icon which was cropped from one of my absolute favorite gambit panels:

but soup made art of the one and only hardstyle dj gary roach sanderson and said i can use it so there he is 🥹🎧🎶✨🪩
#isaac clarke data log#i love this panel of gambit so much cause baby honey sweetheart HARD fucking same#changing avatars/banner pictures is a big deal for me for some reason im very rigidly attached to stuff for the most part#but im so excited about art of my favorite roach au that lives only in my mind that i just lksdjflskdfjslfjsd he 🥹🥹🥹#thank you again times seventy billion soup! his bsky is linked in my bio!
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people who post selfies are so brave. i assume to you guys i am just gambit whos obsessed with video games and 40k
#and i am perfectly okay with that#isaac clarke data log#you should see the full panel my profile pictures from#that page of gambit is 😮💨
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queued a ton of stuff bc dealing with someone smashing my car on sunday has really just taken everything out of me so i may be extra slow responding to stuff, sowwy guys i am doin my best
#isaac clarke data log#seriously i am so past being at my limit#i just want to WRITE but my brain is too SAD#and no one in my family has ever or i'm assuming will ever give me any kind of emotional support because if the amount of shit i got goin o#rn wont bring it out of them then i assume nothing will#i am simply an Annoyance^TM or something to them#i'm struggling so hard with my homework and shit too just because my the executive dysfunction has skyrocketed#and i am so. so. so. tired.#i am planning for like 8:30/9pm bed time tonight because a bitch just cannot take it anymore#assuming i dont end up staying up too late reading that new 40k book i have which is SO good btw#anyway love you guys i really hope to have new stuff for you soon :hugs:
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just as a heads up anyone whos sent me an ask in the last week or so, for some reason my inbox is broken and i get the notif of an inbox and then when i check theres nothing there so feel free to try sending again, sorry i promise id never ignore an ask!!!!!!!
#isaac clarke data log#srsly i have no idea whats going on#but its been pissing me off and making me sad
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HELLO HI im alive and ready to get back to regularly scheduled roach obsessing 🖤✨🎉
#isaac clarke data log#i am alive and i made it through the horrible shit this weekend had to throw at me#i wrote up a short bsky thread im gonna get overe here too cause its t4t4t soapghostroach#my beLOVED
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hello ive been dying of food poisoning for the last 24 hours but im finally feeling a little better so if you sent me a message or tag i’ll get back to you soon :3
#seriously it has been. agony#also its 1:30am rn lol#so when i say soon i mean during the day cause ive been sleeping on & off all day but i gotta go to bed rn#i just made myself carbonated water + cranberry juice + a lil stevia extract#is that home made soda? i dont drink sod la#but carbonated stuff feels less harsh than plain water rn#isaac clarke data log
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not to talk about my personal life on main but like.
like i understand the whole don’t hide vegetables in your kids food thing because you want your kid to get used to the taste of vegetables so that they can eventually just like them, but i’m pretty sure that everybody who says that has never tried to feed an autistic child vegetables
#like homie loves carrots#but. only carrots#everything else gets minced super tiny#steamed and then mixed in to other stuff#so that i can retain my fucking sanity#isaac clarke data log#possibly delete later
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expressed a real emotion, 0/10 wouldn’t recommend and hope to never do again
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now that i see roach as a little dj every time i log into any of my accounts im like...the desire to talk about him is getting impossible to hold back any longer
#i love him hes just so CUTE#when im less tired this is gonna be a whole ass blog post#im so excited now#but first im like i MUST finish my next sweet tooth piece its literally like 3/4 done all ghost gotta do is tease for another paragraph or#two and then sit on it until roach cant take it any longer#the soaproach dynamic in this one is my favesies#its similar to the way i wrote them in my kinktober piece lean to me#and that is all i will say for now 🤐#isaac clarke data log#also like are all my au's this? yes maybe but like. dj roach is my ULTIMATE autism indulgent headcanon#i am SO fucking autistic about edm guys like if youve never heard me really get into talking about it i lskdjflskfjlssdf i will NOT shut up#i listen to hardcore at 7am like im one of them there types
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y'all i am reading hamlet in my grandmothers old shakespeare textbook that she used when she was in school and she gifted to me when i was a shakespeare-obsessed teenager and she underlined hamlet's line "a little more than kin and less than kind" and that is how i KNOW i am this womans direct descendent
#like GIRL#hamlet hates claudius' bitch ass and i love him for that#isaac clarke data log#he rly said “i hate being related to your bitch ass shut up about my dad”
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if you see me online at 0130 no u don’t
#also if you’ve send me a message recently and i’m slow to get back to you i promise i am trying#i am trying my hardest i promise#isaac clarke data log
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tumblr recommending me the same blog that i scroll past as fast as possible every time just bc its in a niche tag like baby THERE IS A REASON I DONT FOLLOW THEM S T A H P
#when its a tiny tag like baby. ENOUGH#gotta just stay blockin shit i guess whatever#hardstyle complains#sorry lmao#gotta fill my monthly Being Annoying On Tumblr Dot Com quota#isaac clarke data log#like theres so few blogs in there trust and BELIEVE id already be following if i wanted to be#but vehement roach haters? mute block bye#also sorry. i am#one of those people that calls everyone baby i know its annoying
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