#it does suffer from Starkid's recent problem

[darkfrog24]

If you dig platonic relationships, Starkid's new production, Cinderella's Castle might hit the spot. The Frog Knight adores Ella because of her kindness and Taddeus sees her as an ally for better governance, but the closest thing to romance is between Putrice and the prince. (Heads up: they looked at the toe-chopping version of the folktale and decided it wasn't violent enough.)

[nerdy-prudes-must-age-regress]

Been getting back in the starkid mindspace so im throwing headcannons at you (i hope you’re catching them)

Npmd jocks because why not

Kyle:

- (not regression related) dyslexic & audhd, also has tourettes

- regresses not as old as max but not at young as jason (3-6)

- kitty & fox regressor

- is such a cartoon baby. He is constantly watching a show, any cg hes ever had had to place him further away from the tv screen.

- loves coloring. He does it together with jason all the time, and usually uses crayons.

- his favourite food is candy. He will eat candy and his cg will have to drag it out of his hands.

- VERY emotional. He will cry very quickly if anything goes wrong. Doesnt survive the tummy aches.

- loves story time. He likes when someone reads to him because hes very bad at reading (when regressing and also when not regressing). Likes to drift to sleep to someone talking

- sometimes speaks just gibberish. He has a high amount of energy, so sometimes hes basically ‘non verbal’ but in the way of just blabbering.

- didnt know what age/pet regression was until max told him about it. Then did research and realised he himself liked to regress.

- was THE cg for a while, then started regressing himself. Stayed both a cg and a regressor.

- sleeps with a light on. Also gets his cg to check under the bed and in the closet.

- has a chewie he constantly chews on. Its a little lego block on a necklace, and he loves it, it calms him down.

Max:

- (not regression related) adhd & dyslexia. Also has had a knee problem for a while, hasnt told anyone except kyle and jason.

- regresses the oldest (7-9)

- puppy regressor

- absolutely adores games. Playing fetch, rolling around a soccer ball, playing tag, hide and seek, etc.

- doesnt like puzzles. It reminds him of school work.

- such cute regression energy. He will bite you but so softly and in such a cute way.

- throws big tantrums, but doesnt cry a lot. He survives those tummy aches.

- doesnt want to go to bed and acts energetic until he just suddenly falls asleep.

- eats his vegetables because he wants to be ‘cool’ and ‘grown up’

- was actually the first one to tell the other two he regressed. The two noticed he was acting weird recently, and after throwing a tantrum he blurted it out.

- isnt a cg, bc he knows hes not the best. Worried he will become easily angered when being a cg, he doesnt wanna be mean to his friends

- sleeps in the dark ‘like a strong boy’

- will bite through any chewies, so he uses other stim toys, like pop its and such

Jason:

- (not regression related) autism and anxiety. Also has chronic fatigue, so he really suffers after those football practices.

- regresses the youngest (1-3)

- Bunny & deer regressor

- non verbal little baby. Usually has a paci

- loves hiding under a blanket. Hes usually dragging a blanket around. Also loves pillow & blanket forts.

- colors together with kyle, usually uses finger paints.

- hides when upset. Will absolutely curl up into a little ball.

- almost only eats bland foods. Bread, pasta, maybe some fruits, but thats it.

- already regressed before knowing max did, but didnt actually know. He had moments where he would hide under his blankets and go non verbal, but didnt know it was regression.

- when hes a cg its such gentle parenting. Hes soft about everything, he holds the little baby so gently.

- loves to sleep with soft music or a lullaby.

- sleeps with glow in the dark stars on the ceiling

- such a little giggly baby. Will laugh at any peekaboo attempt ever.

Sorry this is SO MUCH, i just LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

Anyways, your trusty 🐾 anon out!!

MY BABIESSS ARUGG