#it's kabu✨️🐍

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headcanon time!!!!!!!

So yall know Roy Mustang, right?

Imagine him transmasc. Boom, peak character right there.

But allow me to take this further.

Around the coworkers he's comfortable with, he makes mention to his boobies.

Which are gone.

He says that he lost them on the Ishvalan warfront.

How, you ask?

He cut them off himself, and he cauterized (I think that's how we spell it) himself.

So someone asks, and he fucking lifts up his uniform to reveal bigass burn marks where the oobies used to be.

Oh, and he also mentions that Hughes was the one who made him realize what he was.

Uhh, anyways I also like transfem Hawkeye.

Follow for more headcanons, chat

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i aint got much to tell them, and theyll go through my shit to find what ever the hell theyre looking for, so i dont even have to mention it

Kinda wild how my parents have known me for longer than literally anybody else on the planet and they still haven’t unlocked the relationship levels that allow them access to information like what TV shows or music I enjoy, when some random guy at Walmart got there within ten minutes today

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Host no1, (Blood)

Or blue brush ig...

omga! Is that blood from the still in the works show, Blood and Flesh Pact?!!!!!!

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since school started back for me, the damned snake is back!

and with him, he's dragged along Iguro Obanai!

Kabu might have one of Tengen's muscle mice in his mouth...

Text.

Obanai: And so what if he did?

Kabu's internal thought bubble: Uh-oh.

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Guys

would yall watch a new object show

So, me and my friend are making a object show, and we wanna promote it a little

Its called Blood and Flesh Pact and the hosts are named Blood (or Blue Brush Pen, Blue Brush for short) and Flesh (glob of clay)

Its still in development, but we have the hosts designs and abilities down.

I'll only post my host, because I don't wanna use her art without her permission.

He's pretty fun to draw surprisingly.

Ask any questions that yall wanna in the comments

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accurate description of me chat

they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great

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Timothy the spider has invaded your ask box 🕷️

*casually chugs sparkling apple juice*

Hey

(I don't know whether you sent this to my rp channel, so if you see this please reply to specify)

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Silly shiz

half decent iguro

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not kny related

man have I been inactive

anyways, edward elric (s)

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Kyojuro! You get your ass home! Tired of you fuckin again!

Hell Yeah

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how do we feel about this guy

Hes legit my wife chat

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posting this on main

For everyone who booked me on Halloween, sorry I didn't get you back T_T

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aw shit

I low-key forgot that I post stuff to Tumblr so... here ig

sorry for being inactive

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god hates us, that's why

here is period cramps kabru

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happy birthday Mitsuri!

I haven't posted in a while cause of my dad.

But still, let's celebrate Kanroji's birthday together!

There are a few cameos, so try to find them!

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whoopee!!!

I'm finally getting agere stuff on my dash again!!!!

I also don't know if I posted him too but, Kyojuro!!!!