#j. gander

[meerkatp]

Sketch dump

[thefearsomefangirl]

In court for their crimes | Therapy | Get's a creepy call | My mom is calling | | BDSM | Every friend group has | There is not clean dishes | doodles | fandom starter pack | Do you cry a lot | How are you still friends? |

[quietfounder]

I don't actively ship these pairings I'm listing, they just occasionally plague my mind and I want people to know about it. I will do my best to explain why and even when I starting thinking of these ships. Maybe I'll convince people to start liking them too.

Buster x Plucky

(Tiny Toons Looniversity)

I don't really feel the need to explain why I have this ship on here and I think people have shipped during Tiny Toon Adventures, but I'm just letting you know when I started thinking about these two.

I'm sure since the reboot came out this and another ship are the most popular within the fandom, but I just want to talk about them.

Besides them being frenemies and roommates, I feel like people think of this as next gen Baffy. SInce they're basically original characters there is potential for them to get together, even though we all know who they're based off of.

Also, I'm gonna take the opportunity to say that I can't imagine TTL!Plucky being with a girl. I actually find the thought of it completely laughable.

Babs x Sweetie

(Tiny Toons Looniversity)

I don't really have much to say other than this was the other popular ship I was talking about for the series.

But I will add that the reboot made me like Sweetie more as a character than in the original series.

Buster x Hamton

(Tiny Toons Looniversity)

I didn't even consider this ship until the episode General Hogspital.

I mean this was such a Buster x Hamton episode what with Buster being devastated that Hamton left for medical school, doing what he can to get Hamton to come back to Acme Loo, and putting emphasis on himself when telling Hamton that he was missed.

Speedy x Tweety

(Wabbit/New Looney Tunes)

I don't know why it took until New Looney Tunes for me to want interactions between these two. Two tiny individuals outwitting their much bigger opponents, with them even sharing the same one.

I think of Tweety of being the more unhinged one between them.

Babs x Lena

Credit goes to @ace-of-garlic-breads for bring my attention to this ship.

A while back I made a post talking about crossover ships where I included WakDuck ships, so I was on here looking at art of them when I came across this post where I saw Bablena and went "huh, this interests me."

Varian x Urchin

I watched Rapuzel's Tangled Adventure, got reminded of Urchin by Varian, then re-watched The Little Mermaid series.

A headcanon I have for these two to remain in contact is by using a magic mirror (or something similar to that) to communicate and they'll know when the other wants to talk because it'll start to glow. If you've seen H2O: Just Add Water, then Urchin can just pull a Luca and shift between human and merperson forms.

Faith x James

Okay, I know this pairing might not make sense but I'm gonna try to explain to the best of my abilities. This all started because I was thinking of what kind of Disney Princess story I can make.

All you need to know is that my oc is a 16-year-old princess who’s the second child in line, and she acts as a traveling ambassador and goes along with her two older friends who owns a flying ship (think of Peter Pan or Treasure Planet) that’s way bigger on the inside.

Where these two come in is whenever I think of my story having a crossover with other Disney characters, I always think of Faith leaving Corona after the battle and encountering my oc and asks to go along with them (haven't worked out the details but that's the most I came up with). With James, I figured with Amber being the future Queen and Sofia being the future Protector, he would want to do what my oc is doing too and is invited to join them. Oh, and Varian is also included in the story as he wanted to go with them so he could construct plans on how to help restore the Dark Kingdom by visiting different places and seeing their architecture, and maybe that's how he meets Urchin, but this section isn't about them.

It's just she used to be a handmaiden and he's a prince, now they're on a ship where their titles don't really matter. I think it would be such a cute love story for them!

Gladstone x José

Look, hear me out.

Unlike the pairings I listed on here, I don't really ship these two as a romantic couple.

So it should be okay that I think of these two hooking up in college and doing it again when they meet later on because they want to relive those moments. They're adults. It's not romantic. It's only casual.

Plus, have you considered that it would be really funny if they didn't know the other's connection with Donald and have to deal with the awkwardness once they do with both of them thinking, "Donald's gonna kill me if he finds out."

I mean the characterizations are a little different, like José has his black magic and isn't really fazed by Gladstone's luck and Gladstone likes that someone treats him as normal.

[ye-olde-rd]

How would you draw SHUSH agents like J. Gander Hooter, Sara Bellum, and Gryzlikoff?

Yah :3 (sorry, I drew them designs for if they were in DT17,,, not the original ones)

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Gahhh I wish we got a season 4 of ducktales… I’ve been rewatching the show with one of my partners and I’ve got some good ideas for a rebooted fearsome four GAHHH (well,, not for liquidator or quackerjack,, but ill get some ideas eventually! Just gotta finish the rewatch)

I could post some drawings of rebooted bushroot soon.. muhehe

[voidrulerora]

ya'll know that crossover art I mentioned??? heres how thats going!!!!!

03 and 07!

Their songs would respectively be something like rock and symphonic opera and something swing maybe???

That's not even getting into the nitty gritty of the AU. I like imagining Dobson's slightly younger? Like- 18? Mors is still late 30s so nothing different there. One's really nonchalant with the warden while the other is absolutely terrified out of his mind until being voted forgiven for t1.

[dvlaunchpad-mcquack]

This is a really cool bit of history. From one of the creators himself, Doug Gray!

First Comic Kitty Kat Kapers introduces us to one of Darkwing Duck’s cutest rogues, Fluffy the cat! https://mongomblog.blogspot.com/2011/02/darkwing-duck-kitty-kat-kaper.html

This is the second out of three comics in Disney Adventures Magazine starring the adorable fluffy sociopath, returning with a big upgrade! https://href.li/?http://mongomblog.blogspot.com/2011/02/darkwing-duck-cat-in-hot-tin-suit.html

Doug Gray also posted a revised version of Cat In A Hot Tin Suit here. Very cool behind the scenes history!. https://mongomblog.blogspot.com/2011/02/darkwing-duck-cat-in-hot-tin-suit_11.html

Bonus: Launchpad gets to use puns.

He’s made numerous Disney comics with Mickey Mouse and other characters, and has them tagged as Disney Comics.

[shadowzgather]

Darkwing, would you say you see J. Gander Hooter as a father figure to you?

"I don't think I'd go that far, but I do respect him quite a bit. He's more closer to being one of my mentors, if anything." Darkwing answered. He loved his actual parents, and no one could replace them even in that regard, not even J. Gander Hooter of S.H.U.S.H.

[thefearsomefangirl]

... i don't know why i think him and this duck will be perfect for each other:

It's just...

Well. I've been working in my fanfic for the future (Evronians Amongus) where this two are main character and just thought that they could be... and old married couple (?).

I may be a little quack too xD

“Yeah, no. I don’t think that’s what they meant.”

DUCKVEMBER: Recording & Learned Duck

[ducktoonsfanart]

Happy Easter! - Donald Duck, Huey, Dewey and Louie Duck and their family and friends at birthday parties (dedicated to Donald's nephews) and Easter celebration - Crossover Disney Ducks, Goof Troop, Looney Tunes and Tiny Toons - Duck comics, Ducktales, Darkwing Duck and Quack Pack - Quack Pack AU - Duckverse - My style - Repost of my Easter-related drawings - Happy birthday to Huey, Dewey and Louie Duck and Happy Easter!

Finally, after eight years, the day has come when all Christians will celebrate Easter on the same day! To all who celebrate, I wish you a Happy Easter! As you know, Easter is celebrated because on that day Jesus Christ, after the third day since he died on the cross, was resurrected from the dead and proved that there is life after death, only faith is needed for that (whoever believes, let someone believe) and most Christians celebrate it, although it depends on the calendar when exactly it is celebrated. If you ask me, don't worry, there will be new drawings related to Easter, but I'm not in a position to finish it right now, so I'll post my collage of my drawings that I did related to Easter that I did last year at a gathering and that related to my favorite characters. One drawing is from two years ago.

On April 15, 1938, the famous trio appeared in the classic Donald Duck short, called “Donald’s Nephews”, which will change the history of the Duckverse in part. On April 17, 1937, Daffy Duck appeared in Porky’s Hunt (classic short) and later became one of the main characters in Looney Tunes. At the same time, Daffy is one of my favorite characters not only in Looney Tunes, but also in cartoons and comics in general. I also love the crazy silly Daffy, and I also love him as a jerk, as both characters suit him. To be brief, these are mostly my drawings that I did last year (one two years ago) related to the birthdays of my favorite characters (Daffy Duck, Huey, Dewey and Louie Duck), as well as related to my favorite holiday, which is Easter. Some are in the classic version, some in the modern version (Quack Pack AU). Also on some of these drawings they applied one traditional Serbian custom for Easter, and that is beating eggs, hitting egg on egg. The one who hits well and leaves that egg undamaged, is the winner. So I put them on this time too. And don't worry, they don't eat eggs, they are mostly artificial eggs. ;) Here are the following characters in my drawings: Daffy Duck, Huey, Dewey and Louie Duck, Donald and Daisy Duck, Melissa Duck (Daffy’s girlfriend), Plucky Duck (Daffy’s student and partly Daffy’s nephew (according to my headcanon)), Shirley the Loon, April, May and June Duck (Daisy’s nieces), Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Max Goof, Hampton J. Pig (Porky’s student), Porky Pig, Goofy, Lola Bunny, Bugs Bunny, Grandma Duck (Elvira Coot), Phooey Duck (fourth nephew), Zico and Zeca Carioca (Jose’s nephews), Gosalyn Mallard, Honker Muddlefoot (Darkwing Duck), Webby Vanderquack, Gene the Genie (OG Ducktales), Minima De Spell (Magica’s niece), Sonny Seagull (Garvey Gull), Newton Gearloose (Gyro’s nephew), Dugan Duck (Fethry’s nephew), Shamrock Gander (Gladstone’s nephew), Scrooge McDuck, Magica De Spell, Della Duck, Dickie Duck, Gus Goose, Fethry Duck, Gladstone Gander, Abner Whitewater Duck, Drake Mallard, Launchpad McQuack, Morgana Macawber, Uno Ducklair, Lyla Lay, Kay K, Fenton Crackshell, Gandra Dee, José Carioca-Zé Carioca, Panchito Pistoles, Aracuan Bird, Rosinha Maria Vaz, Nestor, Mad Ducktor, Ludwig von Drake, Flintheart Glomgold, John D. Rockerduck, Jeeves (Lusky), Albert Quackmore Battista, Miss Emily Quackfaster, Little Helper, Gideon McDuck, Brigitta MacBridge, Matilda De Spell, Streghella and Goldie O'Gilt. If you want to know more about these drawings feel free to check out my older drawings in the archive or simply ask me. ;)

I hope you like these drawings, these characters, these versions of me and these ideas of mine and feel free to like and reblog this as much as possible to support my work, just don’t copy these same ideas and versions of these characters without mentioning me. Thanks! I also wish a happy birthday to Daffy Duck, Huey, Dewey and Louie Duck and Magica de Spell and the other characters who celebrate in March and April, and to everyone who celebrates, I wish you a happy Easter!

[malleusthehammer]

Calling Humanity Pretty

H-h-hey.. *tucks hair behind ear*\s ANYWAY. So erm i’m back?! Thank you for all the love on my previous posts!! Y’all are so sweet >w< anyways!! Most of these might be a bit ooc which i am terribly sorry for. But for now, (i might add) the humanity will go from Lü bu to Tesla! I hope you enjoy!

🐴 Lü Bu

Pretty? Nah this man is GORGEOUS.

He’d look at you like hella confused

You called him pretty? that’s odd.. because you’re the pretty one!

Corniest man alive/j

“Pretty?” He glanced down at you with a confused look. You nodded with a weak smile, not knowing if he liked being called pretty or not. Silence killed the air around the two of you before it was broken with loud laughter. He belly-laughed as his teeth bared in a smile.

“Aha-Ahah! Me? Pretty? No.. no.. You’re the pretty one here”

�� Adam

Goes in one ear and out the other.

Real sweet about it though?

“Pretty.. hm..” He tapped a finger to his chin as he gandered at the bright fruits on the tree. “Like this pear? This is a pretty pear..”

Adam reached up, plucking the fruit from the branch. “Are you telling me that i look like this peach?”

⚔️ Sasaki Kojiro

He looks at you with that silly little goofy smile that he always has.

Bro probably blushes and looks away LMAO

he’s like “Oh stop it 🤭”

“Hm? What did you say?” He looked at you with his brows furrowed slightly. “I’m.. pretty?”

His smile grew, showing his bright teeth. He chuckled a bit, rubbing the back of his neck. “Aw shucks.. now i just don’t compare to you’re beauty.”

🔪 Jack the Ripper

He don’t know how to respond

he’s a bit uhm scared/j

Just tell him you mean well 🫡

“You’re so pretty, Jack..”

Jacks uncovered eye widened a bit as he stopped sipping his tea. You had been staring at him for a while now as he read some Shakespeare books you had picked up for him. He shifted in his seat slightly, a small blush forming on his cheeks.

“T..Thank you, my lady..”

🏆 Raiden Tameemon

Listen. He is just like Lü Bu.

LAUGHS

Raidens laughter filled the room. You two were laying in the bed with your head on his chest. You were slightly confused, but it was Raiden. You were always confused.

“Ah- Really? You think i’m pretty? Awhh!! C’mere!!”

He pulled you into a tight hug, smothering you.

🍬 Buddha

Slightly confused but finds it cute

(lowkey loves it)

He leaned against your hands as you braided his hair.

“You’re so pretty, Buddha..”

He chuckled, leaning his head back to look up at you. His signature smirk was there, of course with the lollipop sticking out.

“Not as pretty as you, sugar”

👑 Qin Shi Huang

This silly little man isn’t phased by it at all

“You think i’m pretty, my empress/emperor?”

He grabbed your hand gently, bringing it to his lips and leaving a faint kiss to your fingers.

“Not as pretty as you, and i’m proud to call you mine”

⚡️ Nikola Tesla

He is so swamped with work he just takes it as a normal compliment

Bro he is so touch starved please give him love

“You’re so pretty, Tesla..” You hung your arms around his shoulders as he worked. You placed a gentle kiss to his temple, he smiled as he jotted something down.

“Thank you, my love..”

GYAAA >:3 I hope you enjoyed reading as much as i enjoyed writing :3 HONESTLY. I MIGHT MAKE SOME ART TO GO WITH THIS!!

[meerkatp]

IDK, S.H.U.S.H. sketches

[thefearsomefangirl]

DUCKBLR SHIPPING GAME - EDITION: DWD91 & DT87

Hiiiii....! First I Should mention I was just going to do a meme... but THEN it occurred to me we could play a collective game for the Duckblr community!

How to play:

Share this post and tag your duckblr mutuals: let them know they can ask you your thoughts on a duckblur ship!

The answer can be (but not exclusively): Headcanons, fanart, sketches, doodles, links to other duck posts, .gifs, playlists, songs, drabbles, fanfic recoms..., well, in resume: fun ship propaganda! :D

Or if you want a prompt, you can send them a number accompanied by the corresponding emojis for the ship:

Song that plays at their wedding ;)

2. Song that reminds you of them

3. Link to the mutual's blog that introduce you to the ship :D

4. In this song: ____, _(emoji)_ sees _(emoji)_ like this.

5. In a fight, which of them would might cry first, and which would apologize first hehehe

6. Resume how you see their relationship works only with 10 emojis!

I'll save you some time and give some inspo for the rare pairings :s So don't forget to check the links below :)

Rules: DO NOT (I repeat), DO NOT DARE to diminish or mock the ships of other people. THEY ARE SHIPS (BEAUTIFUL FANTASIES); they cannot harm you, so, pleaaase, be respectful of them :3. Thxs

*No pressure tags!, only soft tagging :) (you know... for the fun hehehe)

without further ado:

LET'S. GET. PLAYFUL!

Darkwing Duck - Drake Mallard 😶‍🌫️

Launchpad McQuack 🛩️

Negaduck 💣

Megavolt - Elmo Sputterspark ⚡️

Bushroot - Reginald Bushroot 🧪

Quackerjack - 🍿

The Liquidator - Bud Flud 💦

Morgana Macawber 🕸

Dr. Fossil - 🦕

Splatter Phoenix - Melody Amber Phoenix 🎨

Tuskerninni - Arturo Tuskerninni 🎬

Steelbeak - 🎲

J. Gander Hooter 🔎

Scrooge McDuck 🪙

Duck Avenger - Donald Duck💙

One - Odin Eidolon 🟢

Gizmoduck - Fenton Crackshell 💫

Magica de spell 🔮

Gyro gearloose 💡

Mad Ducktor 💥

Professor Ludwig Von Drake ✒️

Flintheart Glomgold 💰

John D. Rockerduck 💴

MY CONTRUBUTION (and examples of soft progaganda hehehe):

🍿⚡️💦🧪 The Foursome fam x x x x x x x x x x

😶‍🌫️🛩️ Drakepad x x x

💫😶‍🌫️ Gizmowing x x x x

😶‍🌫️⚡️Darkvolt x x x x x

😶‍🌫️🧪Darkroot x x x x

💣😶‍🌫️Negawing x x x

🍿😶‍🌫️Quackerwing x x x

🍿⚡️Quackervolt x x

💣🧪Negaroot x x x

💦🧪Liquiroot x x x

🍿🧪Play thyme x x

🦕🧪Paleobotany x x x

✒️🔎SHUSH husbands x

🪙🔮Dimeshipping x x x x

🟢💙Duno x x x x x

💙💡Donro x x x x

💡💥Madro x x x

💘 + (emoji) YOUR OC x ___!!!

I start by tagging:

@nie-solony @sweettjrose @bdemonbull72 @viiliskivi @key-rk @meerkatp @wacky-nameless-inventor-24 @raeloganthesonic06fangirl  @plumatea @verdetempera @springtales @dobithequack @hahasuchagarbage @bullyet @monkey-li @gwekkuu @shadowslab @kiiwiighost

And, of courseeeee, feel free to ask me! (please do hehehe 🙏)

[loonyloopylupin96]

Accidentally started a Moonwater AU set in a tattoo parlour.

My internet search history is all about organised crime, fraud and the fear of needles so make of that what you will.

Have a gander. I'm just going to ride this out, one bit at a time.

Draw the Line (Sometime) - Chapter 1 - LoonyLoopyLupin96 - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]

[itisbop]

And finally, here he is! The man whose song would best fit him is "The Main Character" by Will Wood, and you CAN NOT convince me otherwise. You know him! And either love or hate him! Cookie Masterson!!!

Cookie's Design is probably the one that has actual changed the LEAST since the last time I drew him. The beret, short trenchcoat, and big pants combo has always felt very Cookie-like to me.

He's a lil' pastry demon (how ironic hehe 🤭). Consisting of cookie dough with chocolate chips in it (and a hint of red velvet), sprinkles galore, juicy cherries, and buttercream! Very yummy, but you can't eat him. That's still cannibalism (/j?). Though his anatomy does consist of lots of strawberry jam and candy (that's another story for another day, though).

His color palette strays the most from the monochrome theme, though it's due to how darker shades of yellow tend to look (which in my humble opinion, majority of the time they look like ass.) Thus, I went with a delicious red instead and kept them as accents. 👍

Ladies and gentlemen of the academy after about 15 days of drawing I present to you Volume 1 of the many designs for my lil' au! Here's all of the boys together!

Plus, these logos I made for each of the boys for no reason in particular! 😁

Now, without further ado, let's take a gander at the final part of our interview!

Gluttony's Deal

"You mentioned there was someone who accompanied this journalist?"

"Ah yes! Gluttony! How could I forget about my golden child? Our relationship consisted of the most struggles. Trust me, it was one hell of a job trying to get him to come out of his shell.

From the start, I could sense that there was something... off, about that man. He seemed to have a character, and if he was able to make fast friends with my assistant, then he must've had charm. Yet, I could never pinpoint a proper flaw in him. Not to say he was an angelic little thing-ha! In fact, he was quite the opposite!

He was filled to the brim with flaws! While I wasn't as sure back then, by season three, I had a whole list! He was quite selfish, had some moderate anger issues (but not as bad as Wrath's, I don't call him Wrath for no reason), had very childish tendencies... it just goes on and on and on! I won't bore you with it, though. Okay, well, I will bore you- but just for a little!

After one show during season one, he had an argument with Lust. I believe from what I overheard and was told by other employees, Lust had said the wrong combination of words and caused Gluttony to lunge at him and try to kill him with the pen stuck in his hair. My! Was it a sight to see!"

"Oh! Uh... d-did he face any charges or consequences?"

"?"

"Ma'am, you are aware that's attempted murder... right?"

"...

Anyways! As season one was coming to a close, I decided now was the time to up our offer... I purposed the deal... and to my surprise... he declined. I tried not to think much of it. Perhaps he was just taken aback by the offer, so I brushed it off until the end of the next season... ish. I admit, I did try to persuade him throughout the season, and my bickering was probably the reason behind the second decline at the end. In the third season, I made it my GOAL to get him to change his mind. I could see the potential in him, the perfect opportunity to change his life! I just could not let him let this go to waste, a whole FEAST of dreams just for him!

And that's when it hit me.

Feast...

That was it. He was a piece of everything to me, a piece of everything I had on my list. A 'glutton' to put it lightly. I hadn't been whispering the right words to him.

If I wanted him to hear me out... I needed to him to hear what he'd like.

As I saw clearly with Lust, he had always despised the plate second place had given him... so why not give him the whole course. The 'first-place' meal... to be a bigger, more successful star than the other three...

And what do you know... it worked.

The day I convinced him... I always keep that one in mind... the whole thing is why I made the Lesser Contracts for producers anyway!Though as I look at my shining star now, I always keep another thing in mind... a small lingering that tends to... give me the chills."

"And what would that be?"

"Regretting the monster I had also awakened that day."

Interview 1 Epliouge (Where are They Now?)

"...Well... Ms. Director, I thank you for giving me the opportunity to learn more about you and your company! H-Hehe!"

"Oh of course darling! I will forever enjoy getting the opportunity to... spread my influence to others!"

"If it is okay... I have one more question I'd like to ask before our first session ends."

"Be my guest!"

"I noticed that not all members of the five you speak of don't seem to visit the studio these days... how are the five doing?"

"Yes, yes! A great question I am THRILLED to answer! The five still work for me! Even if they refuse to believe so!

Wrath has been hosting our little comedic gameshow! 'Quiplash' as one of my assistants named it. It might look like he's gotten his act together, seems a little more patient! Well, don't let him fool you. The claims he actually went to get help for his anger issues? Lies! I never kept track of it, but he got hit HARD with relationship issues in the early 2000s, 'big wake up call' for him as he puts it. All he learned from those? How to hide his issues. He also has kids now, but that's not THAT important.

Now, I pay Ignorance, but he still decides to work like he's underpaid. Coaches the baseball team at one of the local high schools nearby. I unfortunately get dragged to the games by my assistant, but fortunately they play pretty well. During those gaps in the summer, he either commentates at big sports games or passes by at the studio and chats with his old pals. Heh, and he says he 'retired' from all that hosting stuff. As much as I try not to care, gotta admit, knowing that his smiles are a lot more genuinely than the first time I met him makes me smile...

If you ask me, Envy's probably been the best off out of the five. Went 'ass kicked' to 'kicking ass' as a motorcycle racer. Even though he never got to host any part of The Ride, I guess he found its setting quite intriguing. From what I heard, everyone said he learned on the spot down there. Fixing busted up stairs and making missing steps out of thin air must've been great steps in engineering. Hell, he was the one who got the four out of the bottom in the first place! Somehow managed to fix the elevator with his limited experience.

Although Lust got his attention, he still strived for more. Actually helped me get outside my comfort box and green light the new shows, so I do owe a BIT of my success these days to him, I suppose. On the other hand, he's gone from playing journalist to playing detective. 'Conspiracy theorist' would be the better names, actually. You think that'd make him look like a total loonatic, but in a place like this, where seeing a ghost or werid being in the back alley is considered a normal Tuesday, you could see why they call him a detective...I find it funny that he STILL refuses to get sleep.

As for Gluttony... it's complicated. Had to make the not-so-hard decision to have him take time off the show after he attempted to murder his boyfriend and Wrath with a pen once more... take time off as in send him to a psych ward. I probably should've done that the first time, but I genuinely didn't expect him to try again. Didn't see him again until the early 2010s, late 2000s. He managed to keep everything that made him good and NOT do anything as bad as when he was in his pride! Hehe-heh...

Heh...

Or at least I wish he did.

Alas, I confess. Maybe he was in the right to decline my deals. Perhaps he knew of the hell demon that was brewing within him from that start and kept himself from the lime light just so it wouldn't take form. It is less my speculations and more my regrets. My regrets that spread for all of them. Even though the five are well off doesn't mean their flaws have disappeared. They are stuck with them for life, and someday, hopefully long into the future, their contracts will meet its full fruition as they become their flaws.

...Yes...now I understand these feelings towards them. It is because I have simply done the one thing you should never do to a human with full knowledge... yet still did it anyway..."

"And what would that be?"

"...

Giving a human power."

[kinkandkreep]

Heyy can you do J,I,Y,X,V,S,N,E,F,B nsfw alphabet for ratonhnhaké:ton please 😊

Thanks for sending this in hun! Y'all feel free to take a gander at my NSFW Alphabet and send in some more requests! Happy reading! 

Ratonhnhaké:ton:

B= Body Part (favorite body part of their own or their lover's) 

Connor’s favorite body part(s) of his own are his arms

His favorite body part of yours is your lips (he's also quite partial to your cheeks and hands)

Connor admires the strength of his arms, how easily they allow him to carry you, and caress you and comfort you when the occasion calls for it

He likes your lips because they’re soft and oh so kissable

He could spend an eternity just gently kissing you, savoring the way you taste and holding you close *swoon* 

E= Experience (do they know what they're doing ) 

Connor…sort of knows what he’s doing

Initially

He really doesn't really have all that much experience, mostly on account of the fact that, y'know, he's a busy Assassin/Captain/Business Owner🙃

I personally headcanon that Connor lost his virginity to the person he married; in this case, let's say that's you 

In the beginning, Connor is hesitant but very teachable

He really just needed a gentle, encouraging hand to help him along and before long, he’s practically an expert at making you feel good

F= Favorite Position 

Con-con man’s a bit of a vanilla guy so I’d say something intimate like missionary or spooning

He’s also partial to just your basic cowgirl

I= Intimacy (do they prefer to "fuck" or "make love”) 

Connor prefers to “make love” 9 ½ times out of ten

The rest of the time he’s probably hopped up on adrenaline or something and needs to properly “fuck” the energy out

J= Jack Off (do they masturbate & how often) 

I wrote about this once before but I imagine that Connor actually masturbates fairly often

Which probably sounds counterintuitive given that I just said he’s a busy man but just hear me out 😂

In that drabble, I noted that he has a high libido, and, looking at it from the perspective of an average, sexually healthy person, the reader couldn’t always keep up/doesn’t feel like takin’ it to the bed all the time

So, as a remedy to the issue of essentially always being ready to go, outside of like quickies, Connor just masturbates and it helps

Not necessarily a whole lot, but it helps nonetheless 🙃

N= No (turnoffs or flat-out no no's) 

Connor will not hurt you in bed, no matter how you plead and beg and whine and moan

If that’s one of your kinks

Connor’s already lived his life around so much violence and he’s gotten his fair share of scars and injuries, and he would never want to inflict something like that onto you

Yeah yeah, he knows how to be gentle and maintain self control and he could feasibly play rough but he just prefers not to

Connor’s a big ole’ teddy bear ok, just let ‘im be soft 😭

S= Stamina (how many rounds per night, how many nights/times per week)

 Rounds per night: As many as you’re able to go and then some, so if I just absolutely had to give a figure it’d probably be 3-4 

Nights/times per week: Again, as many as you’re up for, but on his own, he could go the aforementioned 3-4 rounds every night of the week

V= Volume (are they loud, do they talk & if so, what kinds of sounds do they make) 

Connor doesn’t talk loudly, but he may whisper sweet words in his native language and even swear in it and English when things get really heated

Other than that, he makes the usual grunts, sharp intakes of air through his clenched teeth and, if you’re fortunate, you may even pull a throaty moan from him on occasion *waggles eyebrows*

X= X-ray (length, girth, any special attributes like piercings, veins, tats, etc.) 

So…here’s the thing

I think we as a community have collectively decided that Connor is, for lack of better term, packin’

He’s big, and I would even imagine he knows it 😏

Let’s say about 8 ½ inches in length, a little greater than half an inch thick, with prominent veins running along both sides 

And that’s not even me being generous

Honestly I could imagine him to be a bit bigger but I don’t want this to become too unrealistic

Even though he’s a fictional character but I digress 🙃

Y= Yearning (a look into their libido) 

As previously mentioned, Connor has quite the libido

Contrary to what one might assume from observing his personality and mannerisms, Connor has a naturally high sex drive and he practically runs on adrenaline, so while he’s not perpetually hard exactly, he’s pretty damn close 😂

Plus him being so adoring of you doesn’t help, simply observing you do the most simplistic things sends his drive through the roof

He’s just in love ok, leave my baby alone 😤

I believe that’s everything this time ‘round. I hope you enjoyed! 👋🏾

[selfshipgushing]

I just moved here(Tumblr) because I got cancelled in yumetwt(get/X)

And honestly, here is much nicer that in x, like, thank you so much for reminding me that my f/O loves me

nonnie I am very curious to know why they canceled u (not accusing u of anything/gen)

I just want to know bc . yumetwt scares me !!!!! they're scary there everytime I gandered over there they are seemingly very mean to fictos...

n e ways now that I'm back j hope u like it here !!! yayayaya wave welcome !!

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