#janus sanders

[loganslowdown4]

Virgil: *taps table*

Janus: *taps back*

Roman: Uh, what are they doing?

Remus: Shh! Arguing in morse code-

Virgil: *aggressively taps*

Remus: GASP!

Roman: What did he say??

Janus: *slams hand on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK, BITCH!

Virgil: HELL NO!

Roman: WHAT DID YOU SAY??

Virgil & Janus: STAY OUT OF IT!

[patchespremium]

Sorry I was gone for so long, I had a commission <3 Love yall

[logan-the-artist]

idk if you still do requests but uh. loceit. they're my sillies. perchance??? /nf

the sassy sillies

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

I hope the orange side has a super detailled extra show-offy villain outfit like Remus and Janus because I think it'd be cool (I personally think a punk outfit with a bunch of spikes could be awesome and fitting for a side that I think will represent anger) but also funny because like there's these three super glamorous dark sides and right next to them is this dude in a dark gray hoodie who is COMPLETELY dripless (Virgil)

[incorrect-robbie]

Janus: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

Virgil: Amen

Remus: Except for the herpes that shit’ll come back to haunt you

[warnadudenexttime]

[dukeyeatsdeodorant]

Virgil, just chillin:

Janus, appearing next to him and punching him right in the gut:

Virgil: AUGH- JANUS?!

Janus: DON'T WORRY! IT'S DEAD NOW!

Virgil: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Janus: ROMAN TOLD ME YOU GOT PREGNANT ON THE WEEKEND!

Virgil:

Virgil: WHAT?!

Janus: HE TOLD ME THAT YOU GOT PREGO. I'M TOO HOT TO BE A GRANDPA THIS EARLY.

Virgil:...Prego..as inthe PASTA SAUCE.

Janus:

Janus:...I knew that.

[sandersontheside]

Roman: I've been through hell!

Janus: I worked at a sunglasses kiosk at the mall for four years. 

Janus: So not only have I been through hell, I was assistant manager there.

[sunflowerpirateart]

Wanted to draw my faves 💞

[an0thergl1tch]

Villain Behavior🐍

[paperdrawing]

LOL XD

Ah yes...them 💙💛💜❤️

[loganslowdown4]

Patton: Hey Logan, do you want cheese on your sandwich?

Logan: I’m actually lactose intolerant.

Patton: What does that mean?

Janus: It means if he has cheese, he’ll die.

Logan: No, it-

Remus: *snatches the cheese away from Patton, throws it at Logan, smacking him in the face*

Patton: *falling to his knees* NOOOO!!!!

[kurara-black-blog]

That entire video (you know the one) could've been a phone call:

Thomas: *calls Lee and Mary Lee* Hey, friends! Sorry for the sudden call, but I got something important to talk about with you two— nothing, uh, drastic or anything, just. Yeah.

Lee and Mary Lee: Hi, Thomas! Sure, buddy, what's up?

Thomas: Well, you see... Do you guys remember that big production I talked about some time ago? Well, I just got a callback!

Friends: That's incredible, Thomas! Congratulations! We're so happy for you!

Thomas: Thank you, thank you! But, uhh... There is a problem. The day of the callback is– *deep breath* it's the same day as your wedding, and I don't think I'd be able to make it to both even if they weren't around the same time. So I'm calling because I've... I've been wondering if you guys would be too upset if I were to go to the callback? It's just—! It's a really big chance that I might not get again and I— I want to be there for you guys, I know weddings are also a one time in a lifetime thing and there will always be another production to try— and I promise, I promise I'll make it up to you guys after—!

Deceit, at the corner of the room for support: Thomas, you're rambling, please take a breath.

Friends: Thomas, buddy, calm down.

Thomas: Sorry.

Friends: It's ok. And, sure, we would be bummed if you weren't there, but are you kidding me?! You get a callback for that big production that'd be such a large step into your dreams and you think we'd want you to miss it?!

Thomas: Well...

Friends: Nope! You're going to that callback, mister, even if we have to drive you there from our wedding parlor! We can hangout after or something, maybe do an special event in one of our anniversaries, wink wink. It's ok, man, we'd hate for you to lose that chance, I think we'd be even more upset to see you at our wedding knowing you could've gone to the callback and gotten the role.

Thomas: I dunno about getting the role, but...

Friends: Oh, shut up, we know you will get it! You better tell us all about it after, ok?

Thomas: Ok, yeah, ok... Yeah! Yeah, thank you guys so much! And I'm sorry again, I just–

Friends: Started overthinking about what we'd think of you if you were to not go to our wedding to chase your dreams?

Thomas:... Yeah...

Friends: It's like we know you or something!

Thomas: Haha, yeah, it's like we've been good friends for many years!

Friends: Exactly! So don't you dare think we'd stop being your friends just like that, ok?

Thomas: Ok. Thanks again. I'll let you two go back to wedding planning now

Friends: Ugh, don't remind me. Bye, Thomas! Take care, love you!

Thomas: Bye, love you too!

Deceit: Would you look at that? It's almost as if drawing conclusions on how others will feel based entirely on your own rigid perception of right and wrong is counterproductive! But, no, that couldn't be, yes?

Patton: I'm so happy right now that I'm going to ignore the taunt and HUG THE STUFFING OUT OF YOU!!!

Roman: Can't believe I'm saying this but SAME!! COME HERE, SCALY SPAGHETTI!!

Janus: DO NOT—!

Thomas: Aaaaand there they go. Back to the mindspace, I guess. I'm sure they'll be back soon.

Virgil:... Twenty says they'll catch Janus in ten minutes.

Logan: Twenty says nothing, it's a number. But I bet it'll be five minutes. And it'll be Roman with a tackle.

[ascenari0]

I have to get this out, so I have this idea, that.. you know how the “dark sides” sort of get listened to..? Not by choice but by force.

Janus snuck in and Impersonated Patton and got a seat at the table. Remus knocked out Roman and got a whole hour episode to himself. Remus was feared by everyone the whole time. (Except Logan...)

I’ll come back to that in a second.

So maybe, the orange “side” it isn’t necessarily a new side, my thought is he’s (Logan) always been the orange side. he won’t stop being logic. Just orange.. LOL. (Cause we have two blue sides.. is that suspicious to anyone else? No? just me okay.) Anyway.

Back to what I was saying earlier.

All Logan wants is to be heard, recently he hasn’t been, maybe he would be desperate to do anything? Not “joining” the dark sides.. but kinda playing the part. Take that as you will, “Playing the villain, playing the part.” Whatever floats your boat. Playing the part of the villain, like Janus did ,or Remus.

Remus has been the one poking the stick at the bear by provoking Logan and making him yell at him.

Maybe their trying to make Logan reach his limit. Why? I don’t know.

Just an idea..

(I also hope Virgil notices Logan spiral just like how Logan noticed Virgil being anxious in Nostalgia pt2)

(I love talking about this, you wanna debate or talk about it let me know.)

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

I was just thinking about My NEGATIVE Thinking and about how Logan calls Virgil "extra" imagine how pissed off he must've been at that internally like he lives with Janus and Remus and HE'S extra????

[veddira]

Just double checking to be sure we all agree with these headcannons as a fandom, correct???

Logan: Has man boobies, is a pretty tall side, and is a wine mom

Patton: Pretty short, has a dad bod, love chocolate chip cookies, makes gifts for the sides, and can be pretty dumb at at times

Roman: Has a floating crown, spends hours getting ready, spends hours coming up with unique nicknames, and battles Remus often, one of the tallest sides

Virgil: Listens to a lot of rock music, hangs up all of the guts he gets from Patton, viewed Janus as a mom at one point (prolly still does), has an animal feature of a spider, love cuddles, a medium height side, definitely shorter than Thomas

Janus: Wine Aunt, sassy mf, shortest of the sides, has to treat Remus like a dog sometimes, has a cane, and misses Virgil

Remus: Eats all soaps, is one of the tallest sides, misses Roman sometimes, pretty stupid, likes to bother Logan a lot, controls his tentacles at will, has spiral eyes

IF I FORGOT SOMETHING PLS TELL ME-