#jarbs

[jarbobreblob]

To Jarbs they are a burden.

"Oh gods, not again. I'm sure they didn't bury this on their own property AGAIN. If it's Darvis from the Cape again, I will scream. Was this public property? Thal give me strength if it's on Monetarist land. If it's Sultana land I might have to confiscate it. Could go to new uniforms if I did tho. The new recruits are making holes in holes at this rate....

The amount of paperwork I'm going to have to turn in to file this report it's gonna eat up the weekend I had planned with my husband. Sigh..."

Does your WoL enjoy treasure maps?

[pricklypaws]

[skylarstark4826]

My list of all my favorite romantic couples (Fanon, Semi-Canon and Canon) from Wednesday Addams of Netflix series

(1): Wednesday Addams and Xavier Thorpe together *Wavier*

(2): Enid Sinclair and Ajax Petropolus together *Enidajax/Enijax*

(3): Tyler Galpin and Yoko Tanaka together *Toko/Tyoko*

(4): Divina Fisher and Lucas Walker together *Livina*

(5): Kent Fisher and Bianca Barclay together *Kianca/Kentaca*

(6): Rowan Laslow and Eleven (Jane Ives / Jane Hooper) together *Rowleven*

(7): Eugene Ottinger and Enid Sinclair together *Enigene/Eunid*

(8): Barbara "Barb" Holland and Jonah together *Jarb*

(9): Erica Sinclair and Carter together *Cartica*

(10): Severus Snape and Morticia A. Addams "Frump" together *Snapeticia*

(11): Gomez Addams and Morticia A. Addams "Frump" together *Gorticia*

(12): Marilyn Thornhill (Lauren Gates) and Coach Vlad together *Thornvlad*

(13): Pugsley Addams and Holly Wheeler together *Hugsley*

(14): Yoko Tanaka and Divina Fisher together *Yovina*

(15): Oficial Phil Callahan and Dr. Valerie Kinbott together *Callabot*

(16): Principal Larissa Weems and Noodle Walker together *Neems*

@moonlightchild77

@true-justice

[moonlightchild77]

Carter and Jonah get busted by their girlfriends for pulling a harsh prank at the rav n

“There was red paint spraying everywhere and on everyone at the dance, “Ugh! No! My pretty dress!” Barb yelled angrily, “I am so kicking Carter’s butt for this” Erica said. Carter and Jonah saw their girlfriends running after them as they headed outside. “Hey stop!” Barb called to them, then Jonah and Carter both started laughing. If y’all don’t admit that you pulled the prank you’re gonna be in big trouble just the facts, Erica said, “Oh yeah like what trouble? Carter asked in a mocking way, “Tickle trouble is what Erica means” Barb said, let’s get them girl, Barb told Erica then they grabbed their boyfriends pinning them on the ground outside and violently started tickling them, “Stop stop baby I swear we’re sorry” Jonah said, “Stop! Oh god I can’t breathe” Carter said laughing hard.”

“Erica and Barb were tickling their boyfriend’s stomachs violently and they were both laughing much harder then they removed their shoes and socks then started tickling their feet, “Stop girls!” Jonah said. We know you two were behind this prank all along so this is how we’re getting back at you and besides you ruined our beautiful dresses! Erica said angrily, “We’re sorry sweetheart” Carter said, “It’s too late for that baby” Erica said continuing to tickle her boyfriend’s feet causing him to laugh even more.”

“Barb was also tickling Jonah’s feet and it made him laugh really hard, “Stop baby!” He said, “No this is what you get for ruining my beautiful dresses that I picked up myself and on top of that you ruined my makeup baby boy” I’m so sorry sweetheart please forgive me and I promise I will help you fix it, Jonah told Barb. “Yeah like fix it now?” If we it in the wash machine, Paint stains are too difficult to get out of clothes and it’s ruined, how could you?! Barb yelled angrily, “I’m going to kill you for this!” Continue to kill you with tickles!” Barb yelled then tickled Jonah’s stomach hard and violently, “No no no stop!” He yelled. “Will you guys promise not to trash the dance again?” Barb asked, “Yeah yeah yeah sure just please stop!” Jonah said then their girlfriends stopped tickling their boyfriends, “That goes for you too Carter!” Barb yelled, then the boys ran into their truck driving off and Erica and Barb went back inside and continued to enjoy the dance.”

The End

[nicolekidmanwigfactory]

this performance is my Beetlemania

[transfemgeorgecostanza]

actually this non-JARB-related Betty Boop musical number is kinda fun

[delicatesquashblossom]

Farewell, My Fishmonger

[giffypudding]

Good Job Part 3

[nameless-and-joymaking]

48

THANK U

#48 is Real Big News from Parade

fave lyric:

Look! You might never be sure if your motives are pure, but your profits are clear!

Look! You were down and depressed, now you're ridin' the crest of the scoop of the year!

bc i like bridges and also internal rhymes

[itsdlevy]

jarb wrote a whole-ass blog post about how thoughtfully they updated the text of the last five years for 2025 but never once bothered counting back five years on his fingers to consider that puts the first year of their relationship during lockdown

[jarbobreblob]

Oh this is funny.

Strictly monogamous is like.... As close as Jarbs would get to being in a relationship (coz tho his soul belongs to his husband, his heart belongs to Ul'dah. And also his husband). Really, he didn't care anything for any relationships and shot down Every advance anyone made. He's as Ace as they come.

I unfortunately don't really have anything else to add coz he's so cut and dry in this department but yeah. He's my no nonsense lil guy and he's just here to do his job. o7

Is your WoL polyamorous or strictly monogamous? Or are they simply uninterested in the whole thing?

[pricklypaws]

Some ocs as pokemon.

[skylarstark4826]

I loved this beautiful fanart of the Wednesday Addams and Stranger Things series of Netflix from Jarb's ship of the characters Jonah and Barbara "Barb" Holland together and above all, because I really love the fact that in it we see Johan with a slightly silly but adorable expression when Barb gives a sudden kiss on his cheek to which the 2 blush absolutely completely while Johan's eyes are completely full of pure love and emotion but also because I wish Barb had survived in Stranger Things and that we would also had seen a crossover of the Stranger Things series with the Wednesday Addams series in which we would have seen Johan and Barb have a meeting but also that Johan could have been able to save Barb to prevent her from dying but also because I imagine Johan lovingly calling Barb "Barbie" affection but at the same time also that we had seen them become a very, VERY romantic couple... The truth

By the way, this beautiful Fanart of them is not mine and the credits are not for me, but unfortunately I can’t leave you the link of the true creator of this beautiful masterpiece on Tumblr because apparently he deleted it and if you ask me I don’t understand why I would do something like that but fortunately I managed to rescue the fanart in time

I also did it for: @moonlightchild77 and @true-justice And especially because my best friend @moonlightchild77 also likes Jonah and Barb's ship since she was the one who created their incredible ship together from the Wednesday Addams and Stranger Things series

[moonlightchild77]

“Barb wants her boyfriend Jonah to keep it a secret from Lucas and Carter that they kissed so she tickles him to make sure he keeps it a secret”

“Jonah gave his girlfriend Barb a tour around pilgrim world, “Wow this is such a cool place” she told him, “Yeah my friend Lucas his dad is the owner of this park” That’s so cool Jonah, Barb told him. Jonah then took her hand as they walked into an old meeting house as they closed the door then they sat down kissing each other passionately with Barb in his lap. “Can you do me a favor baby? Would you mind not telling your friends our secret that we just kissed?” Why is it so bad sweetheart? Jonah asked, “If you do I’ll have no choice but to tickle you” she said.”

“Come on baby what could go wrong? Okay that does it babe if you’re not going to listen to me then you leave me no choice get on the ground, Barb told his boyfriend then sat on his back pulling Jonah’s foot up then started tickling it, “Stop baby!” Not until you promise me you won’t tell anyone that we kissed, “I don’t hear you speaking to me baby I guess I’ll have to tickle you some more” Barb said getting off of his boyfriend then turned him around talking off Jonah’s coat and shirt then tickled his stomach, “Hee! Hee! No Barb baby please stop that really tickles!” Now she was tickling up under his armpits, and then back down to his stomach then feet again, “Okay Okay I won’t tell I promise! Oh God!” Jonah said slightly peeing himself, “Oh my gosh baby, you just peed yourself” Barb said slightly giggling, “It’s fine I’ll change my pants later but I wanted to tell you I love you darling, Jonah I love you too baby Barb told him back then they both kissed again.”

The End

Hope you enjoyed the story

[starb1e]

jarb

i spent too long on this to NOT post it. sigh

[elliotly]

When/why the fuck are you interacting with jarb? ??? Jealous and SO morbidly intrigued about him…. Anyway just txt me if too irl for tblr

Hes just comin to an undergrad class I'm taking as an elective lol -- I'm not a huge jarbhead but the kids are, hence the jarb... but I'll let u know the kind of man he is