#kxsagi's mailbox 💌

[kxsagi]

i know your request page is closed, but this is more of a question than request!

do you support Palestine? :)

yes, i do!

i support palestine and stand against the occupation, the violence, the displacement, and the suffering of innocent people. no child should grow up under bombs. no family should have to beg for water, food, or safety.

this isn’t about religion, it’s about basic human rights.

[kxsagi]

you know it's bad when the only thing keeping you motivated is your fictional crushes LMAO, like legit i started going to the gym and working out on my glutes just because sae mf itoshi has a thing for ass😭🙏 i also start doing haircare/skincare and going to therapy so i can be a calm and understanding person just because i want chigiri so bad, im so cooked🥀💔✌️

THIS IS LITERALLY ME, CAN WE BE BESTIES

like i go to the gym too, but leg day can be BRUTAL, and i'm like "ehhh... maybe i can do back and bi twice this week" but then i remember isagi has a thigh fetish and i'm ready to do leg press

like if this motivates you to be your best self, and to look good and feel good inside and out, then let a girl stay delulu because she's doing the work 🙂‍↕️

if you can't do it for yourself, do it for your (fictional) man <3

bonus: sae staring at your ass

[kxsagi]

i need zhimJn soio Bad

this might be sae when he saw |o*nny on tv

WE ARE NOT CENSORING BUNNY RN???

[kxsagi]

so um i got sae pregnant.

how did this happen

[kxsagi]

sae having a kink for asses as if i wouldn’t eat his ass out on a tuesday morning ✌️🥹

huh?

[kxsagi]

Normal married couples have cute pictures taken like kissing or the bride being picked or smth.. But then there's Mr and Ms Isagi...

Male wife x girl boss😩

OUR WEDDING PHOTOS GOT LEAKED EARLY 😩😩😩

i kid you not i kinda look like that... like my shoulders and lats are just like that but i needa work on my biceps bro 💀

i sometimes get scared i look too manly, but it's only when i flex

will share a pic one day 😔

[kxsagi]

Someone help me I can't stop thinking about that picture of isagi getting compared to a horse🧍‍♂️

it got like... about 60 notes too 😭

is it mean that i laughed at my husband being made fun of 🙁

[kxsagi]

Hey... 🥺🥺🥺

It's me again... Remember me? 😈😈💙💙

I am here to make a request...

I need the ultimate

KAISERS WIFE ANON ROLE

This role is really important to me, I have already achieved it in 2 accounts, yours is one of the most importants 🥺🥺🥺

I am here on my knees begging you for this supreme role that only I can have 🥀🥀💙💙

Salutations

Rumi aka your future kaisers wife anon if you accept 🥺🥺

YES OFC YOU CAN BE KAISER'S WIFE ANON THAT'S A GIVEN

I LOVE HOW YOU CHANGED THE FONT AND IT'S BIG LOL

yes rumi, you can always be whatever you want on my blog 🥺💖

[kxsagi]

do you think rin wears glasses from how much he abuses his eyesight but always wears contacts bcs he thinks he looks bad in it akskdddjsjakama 😿😿 and then i'd tell him he looks cute in his glasses and kiss him right after that !!!! 💗

oh this seems like a req but it's not i js have nobody else to tell this to so i'm telling it to the most amazing and best person i know 🫵🫵 ok i love u

i think rin does probably wear glasses, i especially think back to that one official art of him with glasses

but if he wears contacts, he wears clear contacts because he wants to make sure people can still see his natural pretty eyes 🙂‍↕️

rin's so lucky to have you anna 😩

[kxsagi]

y'all give your mother gifts/cards on their birthday???? and they accept it????? WHAT

see, if i ever spend just a little for her birthday like small gifts, charms, cake or something like that, she gets mad and asked me why I'm wasting money???? like??? i'm sorry for being grateful you're my mom???😭😭

HELP I ALWAYS GIVE CARDS OUT TO LOVED ONES AND FRIENDS, THAT'S JUST HOW I AM, BUT MY MOM IS THE SAME EXACT WAY LIKE SHUT UP, TODAY'S YOUR DAY, LEMME SPEND MONEY ON YOU AND SHOW YOU HOW YOU DESERVE TO BE TREATED 😭😭😭

so that day, my mom accepted all the gifts, but not without being stubborn and saying "save your money" 😔

[kxsagi]

I heard ww3 was starting so heres my outfit, IGNORE LEON, CARLOS AND ADA. They're my emotional support team while my dumbass gets demolished🧍‍♀️

ATEEEEE CAN WE TWIN BAE 😝

but that one member on your emotional support team, carlos? yeah he's getting it

[kxsagi]

Just a question, lowkey who do you think you could realistically pull in blue lock?

okay so here's my completely sane, rational, definitely-not-delulu essay about isagi yoichi, the love of my life, the blueprint of boyfriend behavior, and quite literally the goat 🐐🙏

first of all, let’s talk about the obvious: isagi yoichi is peak human evolution. like god was mixing ingredients and just said “hold on, let me cook,” and then boom, isagi. he’s smart, determined, loyal, and somehow still acts like he doesn’t realize he’s hot. that man walks around with a perfect ahoge and huge thighs like he’s not everyone's crush. be so fr.

he is the embodiment of main character energy, but without being annoying about it. he’s just... quietly ambitious. like yes, he wants to be the best striker in the world and he’ll break you down mentally and tactically to get there, but he’ll also walk you home, carry your bag, and thank you for making him lunch with those soft little eyes. he's a killer on the field and a golden retriever off it. duality? mastered.

as my boyfriend, he’s unbeatable. he texts "good luck!" before an exam and sends a voice message after like, "you did amazing, i just know it." he tries to study with me even if he doesn’t understand the subject at all. he’d be so confused looking at a math problem, but still hype me up like, “you’re so smart, wtf. you're actually a genius.” like shut up yoichi 𝓲 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾.

and the way he loves??? yeah no, that man looks at me like i hung the stars. he’s the type to get flustered when i compliment him, but will defend me like his life depends on it. he’ll remember tiny things i said in passing and bring them up a week later like “didn’t you say you liked that? i saw it and thought of you.” HELLO? THE STANDARD???

he kisses my forehead before every game like it’s a ritual and won’t leave until i say “good luck baby, you got this.” he thinks i'm his lucky charm and literally plays better when i'm watching. after the match, he’s sweaty and tired, but makes a beeline for me in the crowd like he hasn’t seen me in years. and then he hugs me with his whole soul and whispers “did i do good?” like he didn’t just score the last winning goal.

also? isagi yoichi would never make me cry unless it’s from happiness. he listens to me rant for hours, offers thoughtful advice, and then suggests we get snacks and watch a movie together to help me calm down. he’s the kind of boyfriend who wants to be my peace, and he is.

every time he looks at me, it’s with that same intensity he has on the field. like i'm the goal he’s chasing. i'm his dream, his support, his reason to keep growing. and that’s why he’s the goat. not just because he’s the tactical genius of blue lock, not just because he’s literally carrying japan’s future, but because he’s the boyfriend who'd fight the world for me and still ask if i'm okay afterwards.

in conclusion, isagi yoichi is not just the love of my life, he’s the love of everyone’s life (though he's mine). the best boyfriend, the sweetest soul, the sharpest mind, and the most loyal partner. respectfully, he owns me. and no, i will not be accepting criticism at this time. thank you 🫶🏻

[kxsagi]

bro im loyal to sae but why is the guy on the tv kinda ..

**SPOILERS FOR BLUE LOCK CHAPTER 307**

the new guy's name is bunny iglesias! bunny must be a nickname and iglesias is a spanish last name. this is what i was able to infer based on the raw leaks since i can read japanese!

and just a theory, but i'm gonna guess sae is mad bc iglesias is his rival (barcelona and madrid are both in spain but enemy teams in a way), and that iglesias is a new gen 11 player as well

[kxsagi]

kxsagi x reader when

"𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫"

a/n: oh i ate

you’re pretty sure kxsagi was born to ruin you. 

not in the catastrophic way, no. in the black-laced, lip-gloss-slick, too-rich-for-this-world way. the kind of ruination where your nails are always done, your skin smells like expensive foreign fruits you can’t pronounce, and your phone buzzes with a "check your front door 🤍" text from her at 3:03 AM. 

you do. it’s a chanel box. inside is a skirt so short it’s practically a belt. 

you hold it up and laugh, text back, 

you want me arrested? 

she replies, 

only if i can bail you out wearing a fur coat and stilettos 

and that’s the thing about her. she says the most unserious things with the deadliest cool stare. you don’t know how she does it. she’s the kind of girl that makes men uncomfortable and women stare too long. she drinks matcha latte and reads tumblr poetry and has a rotation of designer sunglasses that have never known fingerprints. her wallet has no cash, just sleek black cards that blink green without asking questions. 

“you’re my favorite thing to spend money on,” she says once, chin on your shoulder while you try on shoes. 

“you mean that?” 

she hums. “i’d buy you the moon if i could get express shipping.” 

you blush and pretend to focus on the straps of the heels, but your heart’s not beating normal. not with the way her hand brushes your thigh like it belongs there. not when she whispers, “those make your legs look so good, baby. let’s get them in every color.” 

later, she zips you into a dress that clings to every curve and spins you to face the mirror. her hands are at your hips, her eyes on your reflection. 

“i’ll hurt anyone who looks at you too long,” she murmurs into your neck, like a promise. “because you’re mine.” 

and you are. you don’t know when it happened. maybe around the time she took you to get matching sets of designer lingerie. or the time she kissed you on the cheek just to “get a man to stop staring” and you couldn’t stop thinking about it for a week. or maybe it was the night she walked you home after the club, her hand firm on your waist, her tone so sharp when a guy called out to you that he apologized before he even finished the sentence. 

you didn’t even need to say anything. she always handles it. men are disgusting. she tells you that often. and every time, you agree just a little more. because why settle for men when you could have her? 

she’s not just rich. she’s hot. 

like matching blazer set, gel french nails, perfect eyeliner hot. 

like “i don’t need to flirt with you, you’ll fall in love with me eventually” hot. 

and she’s yours, or at least she treats you like you are. 

she spoils you. she devours you. 

she calls you bae and lovey and pretty when you’re lying across her lap, her manicured fingers feeding you chocolate-covered strawberries. 

she even has a contact in her phone that just says “my little obsession 💋.” 

(it’s you. you found out by accident. you didn’t stop smiling for three hours.) 

and you…? you’re gay. like so obviously, tragically, blissfully gay. for her. for her eyes. for her voice. for her touch and her money and her stupid, sexy smirk when she calls you pretty in front of the barista just to make you flustered. 

you’re not even subtle anymore. you let her buy you things. you let her paint your nails and pick your outfits and pose you like her favorite doll. 

and when you whisper “you spoil me too much,” she just presses a kiss to your cheek, slow and sweet and dangerous. 

“shut up and let me ruin you.” 

and you do. you let her. 

because being hers? 

feels better than anything money could buy. 

© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢

[kxsagi]

FEM RYUSAE👅

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BUT I CAN 👅

[kxsagi]

MY SHAYLAAAAAAAAA

i love how baby rin was this cute kid with long bottom eyelashes that never had a brain cell and now he's this grown boy that people make edits of to love potions and the weeknd and the neighbourhood