#laxus is the unstoppable force and elfman's the immovable object

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Can we get some Laxus/Elfman SFW and NSFW headcanons 👀?

Welcome to your newest vested interest, Fairy Tail gays.

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Laxus is the ultimate unstoppable force, Elfman is the ultimate immovable object. I actually think these two have a better chance at chemistry than about half the ships their fans slot them into. Especially if we tap into the idea that Elfman, realistically, probably has some baggage from constantly being overshadowed by his sister, a feeling Laxus would relate to as he always used to feel overshadowed by his granddad.

You can't tell me Elfman didn't think Laxus was the coolest thing in the world even before he bulked up in his late teens. Badass eye scar, bigass sound pods, tattoo, incredible power for someone so young. Laxus was over there being bitter and broody and emo-cusp-punk, and Elfman was just all about that.

Laxus actually fucking loves Elfman's dress sense? Like, someone that big and loud should not be able to pull off the clothes Elfman tends to wear. He looks great in a white suit and that kimono he wore inbetween Edolas and Tenrou? 壮大 !

Wouldn't it be fun if there were some Fairy Tail melodrama happening and everyone is trying to guess who Laxus likes like absolute children, and they get as far as "someone with pretty blue eyes" and "someone with soft white hair" and they unanimously guess Mirajane, but it was actually Elfman? I think that would be funny as hell.

Get Elfman riled up enough, and he will not stop until he's accomplished a goal, no matter how out of reach it seems, and that's something Laxus really admires.

I like to think Elfman would be able to help Laxus handle and keep a lid on encroaching dragonization symptoms. Much like Mirajane knowing what it's like to have an inner darkness, Elfman knows what it's like to have an unfathomably powerful inhuman beast inside, trying to take over. Dragonization isn't good for mental health or physical health, and it's crazy to me that Laxus (and Cobra) are essentially doomed to this process with nothing said about helping them reverse it. The potential for fics based around this concept, of course, is endless.

Laxus very quickly gets tired of Elfman's more superficially timid qualities--you know, the shyness and awkwardness. They're endearing, of course, but not when they hold Elfman back from taking what he wants and keep Laxus from feeling the affection he wants that he knows Elfman is capable of--which is complete, total, and genuine. I think after a certain point, he'd tell Elfman to drop the shy act and come get what's his.

Elfman: I thought you were straight. Laxus: [horrified]

Elfman is one of the few people Laxus might actually talk openly about Ivan to. Contrary to popular belief, Ivan may be a colossal shithead and a miserable excuse for a person, but Laxus wouldn't have been so broken up about him leaving if that was the way he remembered him. Of course, Elfman echoes the guild-wide sentiment of "I'll totally sock your dad in the jaw if you want" given it deeply offends his pride as a family man to see the way Ivan ended up, but he's also a gentle enough guy to understand Laxus' conflicted feelings about his father.

Where LaxElf differs as a romantic relationship from a fwb/fu*kbuddies relationship is that Laxus responds to Elfman's shyness about PDA by emphatically trying to kiss him in public. No shame in his game.

Laxus' clothes, especially his oversized coats, actually fit Elfman. Which means that he gets to wear anything he wants out of Laxus' closet, and Laxus encourages it because he likes Elfman's scent being on his clothes.

They spoon and they both fight over who gets to be the little spoon. No, I'm not kidding.

You can find some extra headcanons about these two's sex life here.

Let's suppose that, by some chance, Elfman is actually a virgin when these two are ready to roll around in the sheets. Laxus would emphasize being the one to take his v-card even more, because someone's first time needs to be good or at least not suck, especially if it involves things going up your ass.

Even if this isn't the case, their first time is incredibly tender and gentle. Elfman feels like he's in heaven before the fucking even starts, and every kiss really feels like love. Laxus spares no expense because he realizes that Elfman doesn't have the same sexual confidence he does.

Elfman insists on missionary a few times at first, because he likes being able to cling and wrap his limbs around Laxus, but Laxus very quickly sells him on the idea of laying on his stomach and getting the royal treatment.

The sounds Elfman makes when getting fucked are downright addictive. Laxus has but to spend a few seconds remembering their last encounter and what it sounded like before he starts needing to cross his legs in public.

Like I said, eating ass is a top priority for Laxus. Elfman sitting on his face is practically what Laxus considers a reward for good behavior.

And again to reiterate: their top/bottom designation is not set in stone. Laxus does want Elfman to be able to top if he wants to and Elfman does express some interest in it, even if the size of his d/ck does inhibit things somewhat. Elfman almost always gets Laxus on hands and knees and eases in gently when they switch it up.

Of course, with how much lube they have to use and how slow they have to go versus Laxus' limited patience means that they don't do it very often, not just because Elfman prefers to bottom anyway but because Laxus legit just doesn't have time for it. On the other hand...

This means Laxus is more likely to indulge Elfman's wild, needy, dominant top side, because if he's only gonna bottom once in a blue moon they may as well not waste the opportunity, right?

#NoRegrets. Alright, maybe some regrets. Especially when he tries sitting down on anything the morning/week after. But still no net regrets. Laxus won't let Elfman dote and fret and apologize, either, he's got to own it like a man.

They kiss like they're going to die if they even stop for breath when they're fucking.

They get busy in the shower, too. Not enough room for two men that big, but man, that water is scalding and they have their hands everywhere.

[ragingbolt]

The hand holding the cigarette moves up, so the back of his hand is resting against his brow. Despite his attempt at exasperation, a smile is twitching at the corners of his mouth.

"I'll keep that in mind, Elfman." And he will, that's a promise. He's still not too great at the social stuff, but he does admire Elfman's bright outlook. "Now gimme space, I need to look cool while I'm medicating."

Zap. One end of the cig lights up orange, the other finds its way between his lips. The picture of stoic masculinity...right?

Resisting the urge to take that one literally, Elfman cleared his throat. He's been one of the better bunch at keeping in high spirits, courtesy of numerous routines and, a very simplistic mindset. Evidently, the more you think about something, the more it drains from you.

"Man..." He grumbles. "If ya need a Man to talk to, ya can always come say hi, y'know?" Laxus may have been intimidating in the past, but nowadays he seemed a lot more... Welcoming.

Especially after Tenrou Island. "Oh, and food helps too!"