#left swipe

[arhvste]

“this is killing me.” kuroo mumbled as he tossed his phone to his side. “just trust me bro,” his best friend-turned roommate bokuto grinned. “this works everytime for me i swear!”

kuroo sighed before grabbing phone again to refresh his instagram story views once more. several people had already viewed the post-gym mirror selfie he’d taken in attempts to garner attention from one particular follower of his; you. “maybe it’s too cringe…” he muttered while over analysing the photo that had already gained a couple of likes within the twenty minutes it had already been up for. “nah.” bokuto reassured him and pat his friend on the shoulder. “you look sexy.” kuroo stared back at the two-toned haired boy. “… thanks bro.”

this isn’t something kuroo would typically post but times were tough and he was desperate. he’d seen you around campus but luck was not on his side when it came to scheduling and the two of you barely had class time together. yet the little class time you did share, kuroo hung onto it tightly and would let scenes of these weekly one hour classes replay in his head more often than he’d like to admit.

“i feel like a modern jay gatsby,” the ex volleyball captain huffed. “my selfie is the equivalent of the wild parties he’d throw in hopes to get daisy’s attention except i don’t want to post every night, i’ve already made myself cringe with this one post.” bokuto stared back at his friend blankly. “yeah… whatever that means.” kuroo frowned back “it’s a classic, you should know what i mean!”

how much longer was he going to have to wait? bokuto had promised him quick results with this method and so far he’d felt deceived and lied to. if talking to you when he got the chance wasn’t enough to get a conversation going outside the classroom, then social media seemed like the next best attempt to start interacting more.

what were you doing? why weren’t you viewing his story? could you even see his story? did he accidentally block you?

these questions ran through his mind as he quickly rushed to check to make sure he hadn’t for some reason blocked you from seeing his story. he half wished he did because then at least he’d know what on earth was taking you so damn long to see the photo he was increasingly starting to hate more the longer it was posted.

“this is stupid.” he stated as he faced bokuto who had zero concerns in his method in gaining someone’s attention. “it works you just have to wait, trust me.”

kuroo frowned as the little red hearts of others who weren’t you fluttered from the bottom corner of the photo. “look!” his best friend grinned as he leaned over kuroo’s shoulder and pointed to the screen of his phone. “you’re getting likes on it!”

“what’s the point if they’re not likes from the person i posted this for in the first place.” kuroo grumbled back in response. he couldn’t believe he’d been subjected to such an attempt to gain some attention from you. it was ridiculous.

it had been about forty five minutes since he’d posted it and he was slowly losing his mind. sure, the post was going to be up for twenty four hours (if he didn’t give into the voices in his head telling him to delete it) so forty five minutes was nothing, but the minutes were beginning to feel like hours and he was dying inside. why weren’t you viewing it already and what could possibly be keeping you off your phone right now?

“this is stupid.” he decided as notifications from his old team mates started to flash up on his screen. the last thing he needed was lev replying with ‘looksmaxing’ to a post that was secretly dedicated to you. “no, it’s barely been up!” bokuto whined. “you look hot so you should get some replies anyway what’s the big deal?”

pinching the bridge of his nose, kuroo huffed. “the big deal is the person i posted this for hasn’t replied!” what was the point in making sure to go to the gym during a rest day just to take this photo if he wasn’t going to at least make his existence more known to you? he’d even worked his legs enough to the point of managing to achieve the sweaty but sexy look. the muscles in his legs were dying, but his dignity sure as hell wouldn’t.

the college student opened up his phone with the intention to end the mental war inside his head once and for all by deleting the post altogether. bokuto watched his friend in defeat but his eyes flashed. “yes they did!” he yelled and pointed to the screen as your name flashed at the top of his screen.

kuroo’s heart jumped at the sight of your profile picture he’d made a daily routine of staring at and the now blue dot indicating a message from your profile in his inbox. to think he was going to delete this post just a second too, what were the chances?

psyching himself up, kuroo took a few quiet deep breathes before letting the time next to your message pass for a few minutes. he wasn’t an instagram warrior by any means, but he knew enough about general rules in order to not look desperate online.

bokuto watched over his friends shoulders as the two stared in anticipation awaiting the message kuroo had been dying for. this was it. leg day two times in a row was gruelling and he’d regret it for the next few days but it would have been worth it. the countless messages from his old teammates mocking his attempts at a thirst trap could be looked past now that you had finally given into the bait he’d so carefully laid. this is what he’d been waiting for. days of preparing and deciding how to gain your attention had finally paid off and he was about to reap the rewards he’d sown.

clicking the message with baited breath, his heart raced as bokuto’s grip of his shoulder tightened. finally.

‘the label on your shirt is sticking out, make sure to cut it’

“a wins a win.” bokuto filled the silence between the pair as kuroo stared at his phone with a blank expression. “… a wins a win…”

[mrsterlingeverything]

How do u meet women

[sunnysaystuff]

regulus black wasn't smart stop writing him smart this man wanted so badly to be smart and cool but he just couldn't hack it that's why he died bc he couldn't hack it

[the-way-astray]

what do we think elvin dating apps would look like

[larapaulussen]

[literateowl]

The voicemail Carlos gets after TK finds out Paul is ordained

"BABY! Textmeassoonasyoucan *takes breath* you'll never guess what I just found out! Paul is ORDAINED! He can MARRY US! Whatdoyouthink? I think it's perfect, don't you? ITS AMAZING! IT'S PERFECT!" *Alarm goes off in the background* "crap gotta go ILOVEYOUSOMUCH! Please lemme know what you think!"

Carlos texts back "❤️ yes. Let's ask him together. Maybe actually get the chance for a heartfelt speech this time 😉"

[batsplat]

[guardian-angle22]

Tarlos Wedding Celebration Event [Week 16] -> the journey/evolution of tarlos -> a failed dinner to dinners as fiancés

[ellfiend]

[vintage-tigre]

[boysaremytoys]

you know that show or whatever that’s like a real life dating app, where the people face each other and swipe with their hands, and if they match, they talk to each other? if there were real speed dating events like that, that would be perfect for me. because with actual speed dating, as i’d be attracted to few to no people, i wouldn’t enjoy trying to avoid talking to them. and with apps i don’t like that it’s not in person.

[saintobio]

he’s so sn!gojo coded pleasejsjsk heading to the iceland arc now 😭

bonus: his convos with sera

[outofthiisworld]

👽// ouhh another ‘chores the video game’ got me in a vice grip once again (f.antasy l.ife)......................i wanna write.....but....but........the game loop..........silly lil sheep scrumblo under cut <3

[odinsblog]

In 1976, Logan's Run predicted Tinder and took it one step further...

[collinnmckinley]

This is called self care (to purchase an item that actually caters and shows adlers face)

[mariacallous]

It’s 2023, if a man isn’t pro-choice he is not worth dating or fucking.