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Light Reading - The library

The air was dry, almost insufficient, and seemingly without temperature. Moldy and dusty, the kind that catches on your throat like barbs with every inhale. I tried hard not to gasp. Never had I seen so many books in my life. I reach out to the nearest shelf, carefully picking out a book that would not topple the many piles of writing. I sensed that maybe, in a previous life, this place may have been organized. No longer. Books covered every surface, piled dozens on top of dozens. Thin, hardly usable walkways separated the towers of literature blanketing the warped wooden floor. I look down at my newest treasure. The title, an array of geometrical brown indents, is in a language I can’t read. I flip open the deep maroon hard canvas cover and almost crush the first page to dust as my fingers attempt to grip it. I had created a wobbly indent, almost piercing through the brittle page, and resolved to be more careful in my exploring. After wiping my hand dry of as much oil as I could, I continued turning page after page. 

I had expected to see instructions, diagrams, explanations of old-world technology, but it was just words. Pages and pages of one sentence after the other, creating massive blocks of unbroken text. The sight was dizzying. No numbers, no separations, no drawings, no graphs—nothing to guide the eye logically from one idea to the next. What’s more: the dashes were in the middle of these endless paragraphs! As if a step would begin in the middle of a sentence! No wonder these people were killing their own planet. How could anyone follow this mess? The idea made my head spin, but my curiosity overtook me, and I put on my reading glasses. 

I focused the lens on the book and began fiddling with the knobs. Codeless. Of course. Every damn thing down here was codeless. I flipped through the menu and ran recognition on the language I was looking down at. English. A once-popular language, now almost extinct. Only linguists bothered to try and decipher its endless rules along with its endless exceptions. Those guys were heroes. Going through that so the rest of us wouldn’t have to. All their hard work culminating in a light reader stumbling around an eternal basement, reading some senseless flood of words, not even made of light, mind you. My one use, and it was absolutely irrelevant down here. At least the reading glasses had a few other helpful features, like translating the mass of text I held in my hands, though it hardly helped. The never-ending drone of words made it almost just as hard to follow post-translation as it was in English. My rising irritation made it increasingly difficult to ignore the musty dryness scraping at my trachea. I tried to suppress the coughing fit threatening to escape my tightening chest, but, still, I let out a few strangled coughs into my elbow.

Something stirred. In what I assumed was the far corner of the room, a few quick mechanical clicks and whirrs sounded out through the scarce strings of stale space found weaving through the labyrinth of books. My heart fluttered and my lungs ached with the desire to let the rising tension of the trapped air out. I realized I had stopped breathing as I frantically focused the lens of my reading glasses in the direction of the noise, trying to find an angle of vision through the narrow corridors, to no avail. All I could see was walls of books. My breath had begun to scream at my throat and my eyes filled with stinging tears. I didn’t trust my next exhale to be a quiet one, and fear battered stronger at my heart as it became increasingly obvious I wasn’t going to be able to hold it in.

The dam burst. Chokes and coughs clung lazily to the towers of old books, sounding almost far away as they travelled through the static air. Panic running through my body like lightning, I felt as though my throat should’ve been bleeding with the effort I put into regaining control of my breath. Every inhale made it worse, with my body then reflexively gagging to be rid of the nothingness I was choking on. The humidity of my exhales finally gathered enough in the fabric of my sleeve to slowly ease the attack on my respiratory system. Finally, as I managed to reign my breath back into control, brittle, static silence wrapped quickly around me like a blanket, muffling my now slow breaths. I waited, unmoving, listening for whatever else was making its way through the maze of disconcerting literature. Suddenly, a horrific idea settled itself deep in the pit of my navel, beginning a slow, cold churn in my stomach. This room wasn’t as big as it sounded. Lifting my reading glasses back onto my forehead and switching my life lenses’ lighting to “none”, I finally notice the bright red gleam peering at me through the wall of jumbled books

right in front of me.

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The Great Church Adventures: From Childhood Boredom to Adult Salvation

Growing up, Sundays were for two things: cartoons and church. One of these was undeniably the pinnacle of the week, and the other involved sitting quietly in uncomfortable clothes while an adult talked for what felt like an eternity. Guess which one was church?Every Sunday morning, my Daddy would engage in a ritualistic battle, yelling for me to get myself and my little sister my sister into our…

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King of Wrath by Ana Huang

Summary of the Book: (Per Authors description) Ruthless. Meticulous. Arrogant. Dante Russo is a CEO Billionaire that was blackmailed into the one thing he never wanted in his life. Marriage. And too his newest enemies daughter. Elegant. Ambitious. Well-mannered. Vivian Lau, the perfect daughter that came from rags to riches per her families jewelry company. She always knew she would have an…

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HA-HA-HA! I, Xiaoshen, the great and mighty dragon have awoken! I might be the last dragon remaining in the world, but my power is unparallel… Huh?… Where’s my lake? Who took my water?! Yuling Sect’s Founder, Fang Cun?! I’ll go there, and make them repay every debt they owe me from thousands of years ago! Now, where’s my bride? …Huh? He blocked my power then disappeared? Humans can’t be trusted… One cheats you, the other steals your water… Hmm… This Shang Jiyu guy is not as bad as the others… But only sometimes, which is weird… Illiterate? You’re the illiterate one! No, I’m not an octopus. Not a Jiao either! And definitely NOT a turtle! I am… the last azure dragon of the cultivation world!

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Fluffy, cute relaxing read. In a fantasy xianxia world with cultivators and nature/animal shapeshifters, the MC wakes up in human form and discovers: a) He's the last dragon in the world. b) Ten thousand years have passed. c) He can't use his powers. d) He's been sent a new bride. e) Someone stole his great Lake! It's only 42 chapters, but feels like a much fuller novel. Plot twists were good. Really enjoyed the side characters and the MC's dad deserves a novel or three on his own.

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Status: 42 Chapters

Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Xianxia, BL

Translation: Complete

Why Read:

▶ MC is a funny, cute and a bit childish dragon, ML is a cultivator who has split personality.

▶ It's only 42 chapters with a complete translation! So why not give it a try?

▶ A lightread novel with no complicated plot yet have some plot twists, good for you if you are looking for a cute, funny, relaxing novel to read.

▶ A novel that have dragon myths and animal shapeshifters. There are so many cute supporting characters!

▶ Cute interaction between the main couple! MC and ML likes to bicker.

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10 Hilarious Jokes for Big Noses: Laugh Your Way to Nasal Confidence

https://jokesfordays.com/?p=2187 10 Hilarious Jokes for Big Noses: Laugh Your Way to Nasal Confidence Got a prominent proboscis? You’re not alone! We’ve all heard the jokes, and sometimes, the best way to handle them is to laugh along. That’s why we’ve gathered the funniest, most nose-worthy quips that celebrate those of us with more distinguished facial features. Table of Contents Toggle 10 Hilarious Jokes for Big Noses That Will Have You Breathing EasyWhy Big Nose Jokes Are the Perfect Ice Breaker at PartiesSelf-Deprecating Humor That Wins the RoomBreaking Tension With Lighthearted Nose JokesClassic One-Liners About Prominent ProboscisesAnatomical Humor That Never FailsVintage Zingers That Stand the Test of TimeCelebrity-Inspired Big Nose QuipsPun-tastic Nose Jokes That Will Make You Snort With LaughterFunny One-LinersWordplay That Centers Around Nasal FeaturesClever Comebacks for Nose-Related TeasingKid-Friendly Big Nose Jokes for Family FunClean Humor That Children Can UnderstandTeaching Kids About Body Positivity Through HumorHow to Tell Nose Jokes Without Crossing the LineKeeping It Respectful and LightReading the Room Before Sharing Nose HumorFamous People With Big Noses Who Embrace the JokesCelebrities Who Own Their Distinctive FeaturesLearning From Public Figures Who Use Self-Deprecating HumorThe Science Behind Why We Find Big Nose Jokes FunnyThe Neural Basis of Nose HumorPsychological Perspectives on Physical HumorCultural Differences in Nose-Related ComedyHistorical Context of Nose Humor Throughout the AgesAncient Jokes About Prominent NosesHow Nose Humor Has Evolved Over CenturiesEmbracing Your Unique Features: Turning Self-Consciousness Into ConfidenceFrequently Asked QuestionsWhy do people make jokes about big noses?What makes a nose joke funny without being offensive?Are there child-friendly nose jokes?How has nose humor evolved throughout history?Can nose jokes work as icebreakers at social gatherings?Who are some famous personalities known for embracing their distinctive noses?What are some examples of clever nose puns?How can someone respond to teasing about their nose? 10 Hilarious Jokes for Big Noses That Will Have You Breathing Easy The Weather Forecaster: People with big noses never need to watch the weather forecast. They can smell rain coming three days in advance! The Human Sundial: My nose is so large that people use it to tell time. When I face north, my shadow works better than any clock in town! The Oxygen Advantage: Why do people with big noses excel at marathons? They’ve got built-in oxygen tanks giving them a 20% breathing advantage over the competition! The Doorbell Dilemma: I’ve stopped ringing doorbells at friends’ houses. Every time I lean forward to press the button, my nose rings it first! The Swimming Secret: Swimming instructors always recruit people with prominent noses. We’re naturally buoyant – our noses work like personal flotation devices! The Perfume Tester: Perfume companies save thousands on testing equipment by hiring big-nosed people. We can detect scent notes that machines miss from across the room! The Sneeze Warning: Benefits of having a prominent nose include providing a 5-second warning before sneezing. Everyone in a 10-foot radius has time to take cover! The Wine Connoisseur: Sommeliers with larger noses have an unfair advantage in wine tasting competitions. They can smell the vintage, grape variety, and soil type before the bottle’s even opened! The COVID Test: During the pandemic, people with big noses had it rough. Regular COVID tests felt like they were swabbing our brains, while for us, they barely reached halfway! Why Big Nose Jokes Are the Perfect Ice Breaker at Parties Big nose jokes serve as effective humor tools at social gatherings by using exaggeration for comedic effect. When shared appropriately among friends or through self-deprecation, these jokes can create shared laughter and reduce tension in social settings. Self-Deprecating Humor That Wins the Room Self-referential jokes about prominent facial features can transform potential insecurity into instant relatability at parties. Research suggests that controlled self-deprecation might actually enhance likability, as dominant laughter patterns in teasing scenarios correlate with perceived social status. Try lines like “My nose doesn’t need Wi-Fi; it smells the signals” or “My nose is so big, elephants think it’s a rival trunk” to break the ice. These types of jokes shift attention from potential insecurity to creating a comfortable atmosphere where everyone feels welcome to laugh together. Breaking Tension With Lighthearted Nose Jokes Framing nose jokes as absurd comparisons helps avoid direct ridicule while still generating laughs. Statements such as “Your nose should teach geometry—it’s all about angles!” use hyperbole rather than meanness to create humor. Context matters tremendously when delivering these jokes, as they work best in trusted groups with mutual understanding. Effective party icebreakers using nose humor should always prioritize inclusivity and audience comfort levels. Jokes like “Your nose makes every mask a custom fit” or “Your nose is so advanced, it smells Wi-Fi signals” work well because they focus on imaginative scenarios rather than negative stereotypes. Classic One-Liners About Prominent Proboscises Nothing breaks the ice quite like a well-crafted nose joke that combines wit with a dash of anatomical exaggeration. These timeless one-liners have been making people chuckle for generations with their clever wordplay and vivid imagery. Anatomical Humor That Never Fails Anatomical humor remains a staple in the big nose joke repertoire. “Your nose is so big, elephants think it’s a rival trunk” perfectly captures the essence of comparing human features to animal counterparts for comedic effect. We find that functional wit also lands well with quips like “Your nose doesn’t get jet lag—it smells all time zones at once,” highlighting the imagined superpowers of an oversized sniffer. Cultural references add another layer of humor, especially seasonal jokes such as “Your nose is so big, Santa uses it as a backup for Rudolph!” These references connect with audiences through shared cultural touchpoints. For those who appreciate classic literature, there’s always the vintage sarcasm of “Is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?”—a joke format that traces back to Edmond Rostand’s famous character Cyrano de Bergerac. Vintage Zingers That Stand the Test of Time Meteorological humor continues to generate laughs with classics like “Everybody take cover, she’s going to blow!” This style of joke plays on the visual imagery of a nose as a geographic feature. Literary wordplay elevates nose jokes to an intellectual level with gems such as “Your nose should teach geometry—it’s all about angles!” Childhood classics remain in circulation decades after their creation. “Your nose is so big that when you lie on your back in the pool… people think it’s a shark” demonstrates how these jokes transcend generations. Nostalgic puns create visual comedy, as with “When you blow out birthday candles, your nose takes the spotlight,” highlighting everyday situations transformed by prominent proboscises. Celebrity-Inspired Big Nose Quips Pop culture puns leverage famous names for maximum impact. “What do you call a man with a big nose who can predict the future? Nostrildamus!” cleverly combines nasal terminology with the name of famous prophet Nostradamus. Detective humor follows suit with nicknames like “Sherlock Nose” for those with prominent profiles and investigative skills. Career-based jests translate workplace scenarios into nose humor with lines like “Your nose got its own office because it couldn’t fit in the cubicle.” Modern variations often incorporate technology themes, such as “Your nose doesn’t browse the web—it sniffs out the best pages,” demonstrating how these jokes evolve with contemporary culture while maintaining their fundamental structure. Pun-tastic Nose Jokes That Will Make You Snort With Laughter When it comes to nose humor, nothing beats a good pun that hits right on the nosetril. We’ve gathered some of the funniest nose-related wordplay that will have you breathing heavily with laughter. Funny One-Liners Di-nose-saur — Prehistoric humor gets a nasal twist with this playful dinosaur pun. You nose it — This confident claim works perfectly when you’re absolutely certain about something. Your nose must be tired because it’s been running all day — A classic that plays on the dual meaning of a “running” nose. That joke really nose how to crack me up — When someone tells a joke so funny, this pun acknowledges their comedic talent. He always nose best — Perfect for describing that know-it-all friend who thinks they’re always right. Wordplay That Centers Around Nasal Features What makes nose jokes so special is their ability to highlight our distinctive nasal features in humorous ways. These puns celebrate prominent noses rather than mock them. What do you call someone who can catch a scent from miles away? A “sniff-sniffer” — This creative label perfectly describes those friends with superhuman smelling abilities. With a nose like that, who needs glasses? — A clever comparison that turns a prominent nose into a useful feature rather than something to be self-conscious about. She had a nose for trouble, always getting into mischief — This common expression takes on new humor when applied to someone who consistently finds themselves in sticky situations. Clever Comebacks for Nose-Related Teasing Armed with these witty responses, you’ll never be caught off guard by nose-related comments again. These comebacks transform potential teasing into moments of shared laughter. Let’s keep it on the nose — A sophisticated way to suggest sticking to the facts or being straightforward. Don’t be nosey, it’s snot a good look — This double-pun combines “nosey” with “snot” for a playful warning against being overly curious. Nose-really, trust your instincts — A clever way to encourage someone to follow their gut feeling, with a nasal twist. These puns and jokes provide a lighthearted approach to nose-related humor that celebrates rather than criticizes nasal features. Use them to diffuse tense situations or simply to share a laugh with friends who appreciate clever wordplay. Kid-Friendly Big Nose Jokes for Family Fun When it comes to family humor, gentle jokes about big noses can provide laughs while teaching important lessons about body positivity. These kid-friendly quips create moments of connection without crossing into hurtful territory. Clean Humor That Children Can Understand Children appreciate simple, visual jokes that spark their imagination and make them giggle. “Your nose is so big, when you lie in a pool, people think it’s a shark!” offers the perfect blend of exaggeration kids can visualize. Young ones also love animal-themed humor like “Why do horses have big nostrils? So they can pick their nose with their hooves!” or “Why are elephants’ noses so big? So they can scratch their bums!” These jokes rely on silly imagery rather than mean-spirited mockery. Weather-related nose jokes land well with kids too. “Your nose has its own weather forecast: 90% chance of sniffles!” creates a playful mental picture children can understand. Detective themes also work wonderfully with lines like “What’s a big-nosed detective called? Sherlock Nose!” For animal lovers, “What’s the best thing about being an anteater? You’re born with a built-in straw!” celebrates unique features while making kids laugh. Teaching Kids About Body Positivity Through Humor Jokes that normalize differences help children develop healthy perspectives about body image. “Your nose isn’t big; it’s the guest of honor at every sneeze party!” reframes a prominent feature as something special rather than strange. We’ve found that playful statements like “How does your nose make decisions? It follows its own path!” teach kids that uniqueness deserves celebration. Musical references work well in this context too. “What’s a big nose’s favorite music? Nose-ical tunes!” connects something potentially sensitive to something fun. The joke “Why don’t big-nosed people need GPS? They can smell their way home!” turns a distinctive feature into a superpower. Similarly, “Why did the chef get promoted? He had a nose for the job!” reinforces the idea that our differences can become our strengths. Through these lighthearted jokes, children learn to laugh with others rather than at them, creating an atmosphere where everyone’s unique qualities become sources of joy rather than targets for teasing. How to Tell Nose Jokes Without Crossing the Line Handling humor about physical features requires both wit and sensitivity. We’ve compiled guidelines to help you share nose jokes that generate laughs without causing hurt feelings. Keeping It Respectful and Light Lighthearted, non-targeted humor works best when telling nose jokes. Puns offer a fantastic way to create humor without targeting exact individuals, focusing on clever wordplay rather than physical traits. Try jokes like “What’s multicolored and lives up your nose? A rain-bogie!” which rely on creativity instead of mockery. Anonymous or hypothetical subjects keep the humor general, as in “Which sailors blow their noses most? The Anchor Chiefs!” Self-deprecating humor can be appropriate when sharing jokes about your own features, making the laughter inclusive rather than divisive. Always aim for playful absurdity in your jokes rather than critiques of appearance. This approach ensures everyone can join in the fun without feeling singled out or uncomfortable. Reading the Room Before Sharing Nose Humor Assessing cultural and social dynamics is crucial before launching into nose-related jokes. What seems “innocent” humor depends entirely on shared context and the absence of power imbalances within the group. Cultural sensitivity matters significantly, as nose jokes must never reinforce historical prejudices or ethnic stereotypes linked to nose shape. Confirm that your audience will perceive your jokes as mutual teasing rather than mockery focusing to their reactions and comfort levels. Safe jokes focus on universal silliness, like “Why did the nose bring a map? It wanted to find the scenter of attention!” Avoid jokes that target exact individuals, such as “Her nose could solve a Rubik’s Cube!” Remember that humor about physical traits always risks offense unless it prioritizes universal silliness over personal critique. The best nose jokes create connection through shared laughter rather than alienating anyone in your audience. Famous People With Big Noses Who Embrace the Jokes Throughout history, many notable personalities have turned their distinctive nasal features into signature elements of their public persona, often with humor and charm. Celebrities Who Own Their Distinctive Features Cyrano de Bergerac stands as perhaps the most iconic figure known for embracing his prominent nose through wit and self-deprecating humor. This fictional character from Rostand’s classic play demonstrated how owning one’s distinctive features could become a strength rather than a weakness. Steve Martin brilliantly modernized this concept in the 1987 film Roxanne, where he delivered an impressive 25 nose jokes in a single scene, including the memorable line “Everybody take cover—it’s gonna rain!” The film showcases how humor can transform potential insecurity into charisma. British comedian Tommy Cooper (1921-1984) incorporated physical comedy into his performances, making his distinctive appearance part of his comedic appeal. Even animated characters like Pinocchio have become cultural touchstones for nose-related humor, with jokes like “Did Dr. Frankenstein say it’s a lie?” whenever his nose grows. These examples demonstrate how distinctive features can become beloved trademarks rather than sources of embarrassment. Learning From Public Figures Who Use Self-Deprecating Humor We can extract valuable lessons from how public figures handle attention to their distinctive features. Cyrano’s approach of beating critics to the punch by crafting better jokes about himself than others could devise remains a timeless strategy. This preemptive humor disarms potential mockery and transforms vulnerability into strength. The comedic techniques used in Roxanne reveal how physical exaggeration and clever wordplay can shift narrative control back to the individual. Creating terms like “Nostrildamus” for a prophetic big-nosed figure exemplifies how creative language can reclaim potentially negative attention. Famous personalities understand that acknowledging distinctive features often creates instant relatability with audiences. Self-deprecating humor serves as a powerful tool for building connections, as demonstrated by these cultural examples. Rather than attempting to hide or minimize distinctive traits, embracing them through gentle humor often results in greater public affection and memorability. The confidence displayed in owning one’s appearance communicates authenticity that resonates far more deeply than physical perfection ever could. The Science Behind Why We Find Big Nose Jokes Funny Ever wonder why big nose jokes trigger laughter so reliably? The answer lies in the fascinating intersection of neuroscience, psychology, and social dynamics. Our brains are wired to find humor in the unexpected, particularly when it involves exaggeration of physical traits. The Neural Basis of Nose Humor Big nose jokes typically rely on exaggeration, a classic comedic technique that highlights physical traits that deviate from societal norms. When we encounter these jokes, our brain’s reward circuit springs into action, particularly the medial ventral prefrontal cortex, which activates during humor appreciation. This neural mechanism specifically engages when we resolve the incongruity between what we expect and the exaggerated reality presented in the joke. Scientific research shows that humor detection involves the posterior temporal lobe for processing these incongruities, while the appreciation of humor engages our reward circuits, explaining why we feel pleasure when laughing at exaggerated features like big noses. Psychological Perspectives on Physical Humor Physical humor serves important social functions beyond mere entertainment. Jokes about body parts often foster group cohesion by creating shared experiences through collective laughter. Research reveals that different types of laughter actually help individuals signal social hierarchies, with dominant or submissive tones influencing how others perceive our status in the group. Self-deprecating jokes about physical traits like prominent noses can function as effective coping mechanisms for many people. These jokes allow individuals to acknowledge physical differences while disarming potential criticism from others. The psychological impact varies significantly among individuals—what serves as a healthy coping strategy for one person might reinforce negative stereotypes for another. This delicate balance between humor’s bonding potential and its risk of alienation depends heavily on the exact context and the audience’s sensitivity. Cultural Differences in Nose-Related Comedy Cultural norms significantly influence what kind of nose jokes people find acceptable or offensive. Historical records dating back to 14th-century surgical humor demonstrate that comedy has long served therapeutic purposes across various cultures. The symbolic meaning of large noses varies dramatically between societies—in some cultures, a prominent nose represents wisdom or authority, while in others it’s associated with comedic folly or particular stereotypes. Cross-cultural studies consistently show that while laughter serves a universal social function across human societies, the exact content deemed humorous—including nose-related jokes—depends entirely on localized values, taboos, and historical contexts. Modern standards of humor acceptance continue to evolve as societies become more sensitive to the potential impact of physical humor on individuals and groups. Historical Context of Nose Humor Throughout the Ages Nose-related humor has deep roots in human history, often intertwined with cultural stereotypes and physical comedy. Let’s explore how jokes about prominent noses have evolved from ancient times to today’s more nuanced approach. Ancient Jokes About Prominent Noses While exact nose jokes from ancient civilizations aren’t extensively documented, we know that physical characteristics frequently served as fodder for comedy across early cultures. The association between prominent noses and exact ethnic groups began taking shape during medieval Europe. Records show that by the 13th century, the stereotype of a “hooked nose” became linked to Jewish populations, unfortunately manifesting as an antisemitic caricature in various forms of expression. Ancient comedians and storytellers would often exaggerate physical features, including noses, to create distinctive characters that audiences could easily recognize and laugh about. How Nose Humor Has Evolved Over Centuries Medieval and Early Modern Periods: The stereotype of large or distinctively shaped noses became increasingly entrenched throughout European societies. Artists and writers frequently depicted exaggerated nasal features in their work, using this visual shorthand to signify ethnicity or character traits. These representations often reinforced harmful stereotypes rather than celebrating uniqueness. Modern Era: Early cinema embraced nose-based humor with enthusiasm. Comedic legends like Charlie Chaplin and the Marx Brothers incorporated nasal gags into their performances, establishing big noses as a standard element in physical comedy. The 1950s witnessed a proliferation of cartoon characters sporting oversized noses, cementing this feature as a mainstay of visual humor in entertainment. Contemporary Era: A important shift occurred with the 1987 film “Roxanne,” starring Steve Martin, which approached nose humor with greater thoughtfulness and self-awareness. Martin’s character used self-deprecating jokes about his large nose, reclaiming the narrative around his appearance. Current social values have moved away from mocking physical features, recognizing the potential harm such jokes can cause. Today’s nose humor typically centers on self-deprecation or playful exaggeration rather than targeting others, reflecting our evolving understanding of respectful comedy that celebrates rather than diminishes human differences. Embracing Your Unique Features: Turning Self-Consciousness Into Confidence Nose jokes remind us that our perceived imperfections can become our greatest assets when embraced with humor. By laughing at ourselves we transform potential insecurities into confidence and create connections with others who appreciate authentic self-expression. Whether you’re using these jokes as icebreakers swapping puns with friends or teaching kids to celebrate uniqueness humor gives us permission to acknowledge our distinctive features without shame. So next time someone notices your prominent profile flash a smile and remember – having a standout nose means you’ll never blend into the crowd! We hope these jokes have inspired you to wear your unique features proudly and perhaps even add a few quips to your own collection. Frequently Asked Questions Why do people make jokes about big noses? People make jokes about big noses as a form of coping mechanism and self-expression. Humor often serves as a way to embrace distinctive features rather than feel insecure about them. When done respectfully, nose jokes can transform potential insecurity into relatability and create connections through shared laughter. Many individuals with prominent noses use self-deprecating humor to own their appearance and build confidence. What makes a nose joke funny without being offensive? A good nose joke focuses on playful exaggeration rather than mockery. The best jokes use clever wordplay, puns, and universal humor that celebrates uniqueness rather than targeting individuals. Context matters significantly—jokes should be inclusive and foster community rather than ridicule. Reading the room, being mindful of cultural sensitivities, and avoiding stereotypes are essential to keeping nose humor light-hearted and respectful. Are there child-friendly nose jokes? Yes! Kid-friendly nose jokes focus on gentle humor and silly wordplay like “What’s a big-nosed detective called? Sherlock Nose!” or “Your nose is so big, when you lie in a pool, people think it’s a shark!” These jokes help children embrace uniqueness and develop healthy perspectives on body image. They emphasize laughing with others rather than at them, teaching important lessons about acceptance while keeping the humor clean and easily understood. How has nose humor evolved throughout history? Nose humor has evolved significantly from ancient times to today. Historical jokes often reinforced harmful stereotypes, but modern humor has shifted toward self-deprecation and playful exaggeration. Cultural figures like Steve Martin in “Roxanne” have helped reclaim nose humor with more respectful approaches. Today’s nose jokes reflect contemporary values that prioritize inclusivity and celebrate uniqueness rather than mocking differences—showing how humor evolves alongside social awareness. Can nose jokes work as icebreakers at social gatherings? Absolutely! Well-delivered nose jokes can be excellent icebreakers at social gatherings. They work particularly well as self-deprecating humor that demonstrates confidence and approachability. By initiating lighthearted banter about your own distinctive features, you create a comfortable atmosphere for shared laughter. These jokes signal that you’re comfortable with yourself, which puts others at ease and often enhances likability among peers. Who are some famous personalities known for embracing their distinctive noses? Several celebrities have embraced their distinctive noses, including Cyrano de Bergerac (though fictional), Steve Martin, Barbara Streisand, Adrian Brody, and Owen Wilson. These personalities have transformed what might be considered an insecurity into part of their signature look and charm. Their willingness to occasionally joke about their prominent features has often increased their relatability and public affection, proving that owning your appearance can be charismatic. What are some examples of clever nose puns? Some clever nose puns include: “I nose you’re lying,” “That’s snot funny,” “Your nose must be tired because it’s been running all day,” “You’re quite the scentsation,” and “I can’t handle the suspense—it’s keeping me on the edge of my nostrils.” Pun-tastic nose jokes rely on wordplay that celebrates nasal features rather than mocking them, creating humor through creative language rather than criticism. How can someone respond to teasing about their nose? The best responses to nose teasing include having a few ready-made comebacks that show confidence, such as “It’s aerodynamic for smelling out opportunities” or “All the better to enjoy life’s fragrances.” Using humor to defuse tension works well, as does acknowledging your nose with pride rather than shame. Remember that confident self-deprecation often disarms potential bullies and transforms awkward moments into shared laughter. Jokes For Days https://jokesfordays.com/?p=2187

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Verizon wants to wait longer before unlocking your phone

Verizon has asked the Federal Communications Commission to get rid of the rule requiring it to unlock phones after 60 days. In a letter to the FCC spotted by LightReading, Verizon claims the current unlocking requirement “benefits bad actors and fraudsters.” The FCC first imposed an unlocking requirement following Verizon’s purchase of C-Block spectrum in 2008. It forced Verizon to allow…

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Verizon desires to attend longer earlier than unlocking your cellphone

Verizon has requested the Federal Communications Fee to eliminate the rule requiring it to unlock telephones after 60 days. In a letter to the FCC noticed by LightReading, Verizon claims the present unlocking requirement “advantages unhealthy actors and fraudsters.” The FCC first imposed an unlocking requirement following Verizon’s buy of C-Block spectrum in 2008. It compelled Verizon to permit…

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5G mmWave was big hype by big telecom -so many bought inferior and or more expensive phones for nothin.

The big telecoms and big tech companies need to be broken up. Consolidation doesn’t work. 

LightReading – The plummeting value of 5G mmWave spectrum Verizon, T-Mobile, AT&T and others spent billions of dollars in the early days of 5G on millimeter wave spectrum licenses. But the value of those licenses appears to be rapidly declining. Picture of Mike Dano Mike Dano, Editorial Director, 5G & Mobile Strategies November 20, 2024 T-Mobile received FCC approval to cut up some of its mmWave spectrum licenses into smaller geographic areas that are easier to cover. Giving up spectrum without any financial payback is virtually unheard of in the US 5G industry. Finally, it’s worth noting that American operators are the only ones that ever chased mmWave spectrum licenses. “The price of US mmWave spectrum is about the highest in the world,” Rayal told Light Reading. He noted that in most other countries where regulators have auctioned mmWave licenses, those licenses either went unsold or they sold at the minimum bid price. That’s likely why Apple continues to eschew mmWave in its international products. As noted by MacRumors, all four of Apple’s new iPhone 16‌ models offer mmWave 5G in the US but not in any other countries. Value in an era of scarcity. “I believe US mmWave spectrum was valued based on a mobile use case,” Rayal explained. Verizon chased mmWave spectrum between 2017 and 2020 because 5G was on the horizon and the FCC did not make any other spectrum available at that time, according to Rayal. Verizon viewed the spectrum as suitable for mobile uses, like smartphones, rather than fixed uses like high-speed Internet for homes and offices. Then, when the FCC began auctioning midband C-band spectrum in 2021, Verizon pivoted to that type of spectrum with bids totaling $53 billion. (emphasis added)

Many people had noticed this hype was going nowhere — slowly.

The Verge – G’s false start is over and the iPhone SE proves it – By Sean Hollister Mar 9, 2022 But it now seems the millimeter-wave 5G carriers have been slinging from the start was just a gigantic head fake — a way to stay in the game until their actually useful 5G spectrum was ready. On Tuesday, Apple announced the 2022 iPhone SE, the first 5G iPhone for the United States that lacks the millimeter-wave 5G that AT&T and especially Verizon have doggedly insisted on for years. Instead of rejecting that iPhone or insisting that Apple make a special version for its millimeter-wave network, Verizon will simply… carry it.

I noticed this because I know someone who prefers the SE because of its size, and I looked into mmWave at the time and decided it wasn’t at all important with regards to this person’s use.

Devices were made less capable, and or more expensive, in order to support something that wasn’t even rolled out yet, and now never will be in any big way.

Verizon’s Samsung Galaxy S20 has mmWave 5G but less RAM / There are some compromises for this 5G smartphone By Taylor Lyles Jun 10, 2020 Samsung released a new model of the Galaxy S20 with support for Verizon’s Ultra Wideband millimeter-wave 5G network last week, but it turns out the device includes some compromises over the standard model. As spotted by Digital Trends, the Galaxy S20 5G UW has 8GB of RAM, which is 4GB less than the standard Galaxy S20. The Verizon model also does not include a microSD card slot, which allows owners to expand the phone’s storage capacity.

The people who believed conspiracy theories about covid and 5G I guess saved some money and frustration by accident.

Reddit – r/Android • Sept 20, 2020 iamvinoth Including expensive mmWave 5G on the Pixel 5 was a big mistake, Google. deleted user Oct 1, 2020 Currently its only purpose is for carriers to misrepresent what 5G will do for people. The thing is: mmWave is awesome for consumers, but its use case is very limited. It is GREAT for extremely dense situations like festivals, sports games, concerts and train stations: all huge open spaces with a huge amount of people that are pretty active on the mobile network. mmWave will enable those thousands of people to all have a stable fast conenction simultaniously, which simply is impossible now even with LTE-A. The things is: showing “you can still get 50 Mbps even with a ton of other people online” is less sexy than shouting “LOOK 20000 MBPS!!!!”. Those speeds simply won’t ever be realistic on 5G, but that is how the lying lazy corrupt idiots carriers chose to sell 5G. (emphasis added)

I feel bad for the rural people who avoid crowds but bought junkier phones because some marketing material or some sales person told them they needed mmWave 5G. I still see marketing material linked from various mobile providers insisting that you need a phone that’s got mmWave 5G or you’re doing it wrong.

Apple made an iPad Pro released back in May 2024, quietly leaving out mmWave, so they saw the writing on the wall awhile back.

Mac Rumors – New iPad Pro Lacks mmWave 5G and Ultra-Wide Camera Tuesday May 7, 2024 10:14 am PDT by Joe Rossignol While the iPad Pro was updated with the M4 chip and more today, the latest 11-inch and 13-inch models lack two features that are available on some previous models, including mmWave 5G support and an Ultra Wide camera.

I dunno, maybe having these big telecoms so consolidated isn’t such a great idea for actual practical application. Maybe consolidation just makes a bigger mess with missteps and a bigger target. Just like with school consolidation.

N2K Cyberwire – V3 | Issue 1 | 1.2.25 Caveat Briefing for 01.02.25 Last Friday, updates continued to emerge regarding the significant telecommunications cybersecurity breach. In this latest update, reports have detailed how the Chinese hacking campaign, known as Salt Typhoon, was able to both record phone calls at will and was able to use geolocation services to track millions of Americans. For greater context, this breach was initially discovered in September earlier this year, when the Wall Street Journal reported that these Chinese-affiliated hackers were able to breach several telecommunications providers gaining access to cell phone records as well as listening to conversations of top United States (US) political figures, including Donald Trump, JD Vance, and other top officials. Since this initial discovery, reports have continued to emerge, almost weekly, detailing the scope of this incident, which has now become known as the greatest telecommunications attack in the US to date. While it is still unclear how many Americans were impacted by this breach, Anne Neuberger, the Deputy National Security Advisor for Cyber and Emerging Technology, highlighted how the US believes these phone tracking efforts centered around targeting citizens in the Washington, D.C. area. Neuberger also commented that “we believe it was the [hacking campaign’s] goal of identifying who those phones [belonged] to and if they were government targets of interest for follow-on espionage and intelligence collection of…texts and phone calls on those particular phones.” With this announcement, officials are still unable to confirm that if Chinese hackers have been fully removed from all telecommunications networks and are still unable to confirm the full scope and scale of the hacking campaign. The Knowledge. Aside from this update, other news has emerged surrounding this significant breach. Apart from gaining insights into the scale of the attack, Neuberger released another statement that expanded the scope of the attack highlighting that there was another telecommunications company that was compromised in this campaign, bringing the total number of companies impacted to nine. However, US officials have still not provided a comprehensive list of the impacted companies as well as how many Americans were impacted nor exactly what metadata was harvested by the attackers. (emphasis added)

My letter to reps:

Break up the big telecoms & big tech. Consolidation doesn’t work for society. Big mobile phone companies and the device makers went all in on selling people less capable technically inferior, and or more expensive phones just to see the abandonment and plummeting value of the 5G mmWave spectrum. When a hacker wants in, they get breached like the Salt Typhoon, and the damage is widespread. They lock customers into poor service with locked up devices that install things and send information to companies for marketing without the user’s permission, on devices that are less useful than they can be. I’m sick of it. Break ’em up!

Please feel free to copy or repurpose the contents of my letter for your own letters to reps.

[rachel-sylvan-author]

"Don't Sweat the Small Stuff: and It's All Small Stuff" by Richard Carlson

Thank you @_readwith_me for the rec! ❤️

#dontsweatthesmallstuff #wisdom #richardcarlson #lightreads

[makers-muse]

Light Density and Temperature Measurer

Overview

This project is about observing the temperature and density of light in the surroundings using sensors.

In this light density and temperature measurer we use a photoresistor sensor to measure light density and a temperature sensor for measuring temperature of the surrounding.

Hardware required 

Arduino Uno R3

Resistor

Jumper Wires

Temperature Sensor

Photoresistor Sensor

Breadboard

Fig 1.  Circuit Diagram

Arduino Code : int lightSensor = A0; int tempSensor = A1; void setup() //Runs once at the start { pinMode(tempSensor, INPUT); pinMode(lightSensor, INPUT); Serial.begin(9600); } void loop() //Runs in a constant loop { //Just print a line for the light reading int lightReading = analogRead(lightSensor); Serial.print("Light reading: "); Serial.println(lightReading); int tempReading = analogRead(tempSensor); //If using 5v input float voltage = tempReading * 5.0; // Divided by 1024 voltage /= 1024.0; //Converting from 10mv per degree float tempC = (voltage - 0.5) * 100; Serial.print(tempC); Serial.println(" degrees C"); //Print as degrees delay(1000); //Use a delay to slow readings }

Precautions

Connections should be done properly.

Arduino is case Sensitive so code accordingly.

Give different and appropriate colors to the wires.

Use resistors for sensors and LCDs.

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[serenity-and-style]

The "Feels Like" Madness and Surviving Louisiana Heat

So, today was one of those days where you step outside and feel like you’ve walked straight into an oven. You know, the kind of heat where you question all life choices that led you to live in Louisiana. The temperature was a “comfortable” 93 degrees, but then there’s this little thing called the “feels like” temperature, which decided to hit a sizzling 112. Let’s talk about that for a second.…

[books-and-dachshunds]

Which genres are the cosiest?

Which genres are the cosiest? #booklr #bookblr #bookblog #bookblogging

Good morning! Although it’s still rather heavy & humid here where I am, I am already on the cosy vibe 🍂 I just can’t wait for a little chilly, blanket & candles kinda nights. And that goes for books as for netflix shows and movies!   While I don’t really read by seasons, some genres are better for the mood givens by the season; for exemple Summer to me means more lightreads & romances. That…

[bigriverbindery]

Now that the studio is unpacked (mostly), I’m ready to sit down and do some reading of my new book. Looking forward to reading all the great chapters by friends and colleagues! #bookconservation #newbook #lightreading (at Big River Bindery) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqB9cKtMmr-/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[morethanjustamother]

Everyday, Do Something You Think You Can’t

As I'm reading more I came upon this title in a well known book. I'm surprised that before today I never thought to challenge myself more to do things that I've always wanted to but never thought I could. It's the simple fears of embarrassment and failure that hinder one's self from truly breaking out of the old habits of self doubt. I always thought "Oh that takes so much time and money I'll never be able to achieve those goals." Then four years went by and I still hadn't done the things I always wanted to, still viewing them as a distant dream. Then when I had my First child I continued to think that "I wont be able to shower, or do the things I want to, like go on a peaceful walk." It was honestly not the case during the Newborn stage, but as My child transitioned from Newborn to Toddler I had manifested the negative. I didn't shower as much as I wanted and I wasn't able to even focus on anything productive, and I wasn't putting enough effort towards educating my child and doing more stimulating things with him. The fact that I had already told myself that I couldn't do it made me miserable, and I had made myself that way. I watched through social media other mother's thriving and still doing the things that they wanted or achieving dreams and goals. Then it hit me. They didn't let the challenge of motherhood stand in their way. So I stopped putting a negative idea of what motherhood felt like and I started using motherhood as my super power. I started by changing the habits of daily life with my child. Instead of putting on Cartoons to distract him and fill the day I started playing music and calming sounds. Instead of sitting on my bed all day and being on my phone scrolling through social medial feeling down about my situation, My body and My work life. I started sitting with him and doing puzzles and reading him more stories and taking him outside to enjoy nature. Instead of confining him to his bedroom with a small baby gate and limited space to play, I got a bigger gate so he could freely run through the upstairs part of our house avoiding the stairs and playing safely. As My child grows I learned to grow with him and I found myself doing something everyday that I thought I couldn't. It was so liberating and less stressful and we enjoyed our day together. My child had more freedom and was more stimulated and that gave me more freedom to sit and work, write, read, and do the other hobbies that I enjoyed from the comfort of my home. Motherhood has honestly taught me so much about myself and what I'm truly capable of. I'm not saying go out and have a bunch of kids in order for you to change but by changing my habits I changed my life circumstances. I stopped letting the fear of embarrassment control my mind and life. I'm happier with the outcome and I'm glad I've taken this advice. I will offer this simple advice to everyone, even to peers who don't have the challenging day to day life with children. Everyone can benefit from it. I hope you choose to do that thing that you think you can't because you can.