#like bro it's a statue and also a nipple it's not that deep

[star-suh]

Scream

Choi San x Male Reader

cw: top ghostface san, sadist undertones, degradation, dubcon, drunk-ish encounter at first, knife play, anonymous sex?, some edging, handjob, blood play, blowjob, cum eating, breeding, manhandling, nipple play, ripped clothes, choking, semi-public sex, bareback, san is mean to the reader.

an: i think this is way darker than what i usually write ngl bcs i don’t know what happened in my mind when i thought about the knife part.

also this is the last halloween special fic, enjoy!! 🎃

it’s halloween week and the murders attributed to ghostface haven’t stopped, it doesn’t help at all that somehow everyone has taken a liking in dressing as him, costume stores ran out of black capes and ghostface masks. “what’s wrong with people?” yn mutters to his friend wooyoung, “i don’t know, maybe it’s the idea of a sexy hot dude under all those clothes” he tries to reason, “yeah but if they all disguise as him it would be difficult to know who’s the real murderer” yn adds. wooyoung shrugs “dumbasses for real”.

“are you going to tonight’s party at my fraternity?” wooyoung asks his friend, “i would feel better if i can keep an eye close to you, you know, i don’t want you to be in the newspaper tomorrow” the joke makes them both laugh “you stupid” yn smacks him lightly on the shoulder “ok i’ll go. but first i have to choose a costume” he says, eyeing his phone. “you could just go naked and say you are a slut, it would be fun. best costume of the night if you ask me” wooyoung blurted out, “shush, i don’t want you to fuck me with your eyes” yn puts his hand on top of the other’s face, covering his eyes and pushing his face away from him “nasty woo”.

store after store yn tried to find a cool costume but it seems that all they sell now is the ghostface one, “why is he so popular” yn speaks to the air, “sigh… i guess i’ll just go disguised as a frat boy” he grabs his phone from his pocket and dial a known number, “hey woo can you lend me your jacket, i’ll go as a frat boy”, “sure bro” woo affirms, “just don’t be late”.

loud music, flashing lights and neon signs decorated the venue, the fraternity house was full with people, a perfect place for a murderer some might say, but they don’t seem to care. “ok here i go” yn takes a deep breath and walks closer to the entrance. man doesn’t like to go to parties, they feel like they drown all his energy but he’s doing it to not worry his dear friend. “you came” wooyoung runs towards yn and hugs him, offering him a cup of liquor he is holding in one of his hands, “yeah…” yn laughs awkwardly while looking around, spotting all the ghostfaces in there, but one in particularly caught his attention. he was standing next to the stairs, he was not moving at all as if he was a statue, but yn could feel his gaze piercing into him, that sensation when someone stares at you but multiplied like 50 times, it was creeping him out.

“umm.. wooyoung?” yn turns around to seek his friend but he wasn’t there anymore, now he looks back at the creepy man and he wasn’t there either, “calm down yn haha you just need to relax, that’s right, just relax” he talks to himself while grabbing a cup of liquor and chugging it all at once. hours passed and yn seems to have forgotten about the creepy dude, thanks to the alcohol in his system. he starts to explore the house, visiting every room on the first floor and now going upstairs, not noticing that from afar someone’s been watching him. “is this woo’s room?” he says feeling tipsy and opened the door, there were two couples in there fucking, thanks to the music they didn’t hear the door opening so yn quietly closed it. his face red in embarrassment and a little tent forming on his pants, “what the fuck” he tries to cover his growing bulge and went running to another room sitting on the bed there. the alcohol didn’t help to cover his hard dick, it was aching, it needed to be liberated from that clothed prison. letting himself get carried away by the pleasure he pulls up his white shirt, biting the hem so it doesn’t get stained when he cums. he tugs his pants down along with his briefs and starts to stroke it, spitting some saliva on his hand to coat his dick with it. he throws his head back, grunting and whimpering in pleasure when suddenly his strokes stopped, but it wasn’t for him, he felt someone else’s hand so he quickly tries to get away from whoever is doing ir, when he looks up a man with a ghostface costume was there, continuing the handjob. “let go please” yn’s body squirmed, the other guy was stroking him but with more pressure. “pleassee” he slurred, his thighs pressing together to try and hide his dick. his dick was getting dry because the anon guy wiped the precum off of his tip with his thumb, yn sees how the man lifts up his mask a bit and a thread of spit falls on top of his tip, he uses it to lubed it and strokes it faster and harder. “hngh wait. slo-slowly. ahhh” a deep voice then suddenly speaks, “okay” and he stops.

next thing yn knew is that his bottom half was completely naked, his dick, balls and ass in full display for the other pervert to see, “you told me to stop but your body is betraying you” his dick and hole throbbing for the thrill, the unexpected pleasure an anonymous guy was giving him, “that’s not-” yn was cut out when the masked man introduced his index finger on his hole. the ring of muscles gripping on it, yn’s hips moved on his own signaling he was close to his climax but ghostface stopped pulling his finger away of the hungry hole, “you will only cum when i say so” he pulls out a knife and scrape the cold metal against yn’s tigh catching him off guard. “what the f-” he was about to scream but then man acted fast enough to cover his mouth, “scream and i’ll gut you while you’re conscious” the sharp blade sliding gently in between his thigh, a fine line of blood coming out of it. he lifts his mask once again showing his creepy yet perfect smile, his wet tongue licking the blood out of the recently made wound, “amuse me tonight and maybe i won’t kill you tonight. think about it you could be the savior of these stupid people, no murders tonight and maybe tomorrow all you have to do is be my slut” the creepy yet sexy smirk on his face would haunt yn from now on. the hand on yn’s mouth slowly undiscovered it and he started to put his fingers inside yn’s mouth and then same on his hole again with the other half, “look at you accepting to be a murderer’s sex toy. you don’t have an ounce of self-respect, do you?”, yn started to cry thinking how low he’s gone now but those thoughts were suddenly replaced by ones with pleasure when four digits entered his ass with the middle one brushing his prostate every time it goes in, “fuck you” yn muttered, with the other’s thumb still inside his mouth, that is now covered in spit. yn’s hole was already so stretched that ghostface’s four fingers entered so easily so he decided to try something thicker. something cold entered inside yn, he lifts himself up to see what was it, he was shocked after realize the murderer was fucking him with the knife handle, “you’re fucking crazy, pull that out of me” with a swift motion yn moved backwards managing to pull it out, “what a pussy” the masked man purred, he stands up grabbing yn by the hips and pulling him closer, “you’re getting on my fucking nerves” that fucking sexy deep voice spoke, he lifts his black cape showing he was only wearing a pair of jeans under it, his torso completely naked showing yn how ripped he was. “fucking looser” he unzips his pants and pulls out his shaft, covering it in his spit and ramming himself inside yn with no mercy, the latter crying out loud feeling his prostate being abused by the other’s veiny fat cock.

his shaft stretched his walls to the max, yn would swear he would not be able to walk after this at least for a week, this provokes that yn mutter curses towards the masked murderer that went unnoticed by the top, whose growls and moans didn’t let him catch clearly what the other was saying, he just chased his own pleasure now.

ghostface grabbed yn by the neck and made him turn around fucking him doggy style, with his hands around the other’s neck to squeeze occasionally, he loves how yn’s grips so hard onto his dick when the oxygen starts to lack on his brain, truly a psycho. grabbing him by his neck, ghostface pulls yn closer towards him, his back against his toned muscles and heaving chest. he starts to explore under yn’s shirt, playing with his nipples, pinching them “nice tits manwhore” ghostface praises and immediately rips his shirt apart leaving him now completely naked, the cold air making yn’s skin crawl, “bet you like being used like this, just a human fleshlight for everyone to dump their spunk on you”. “noo” yn refuted, “i’m not like that”. ghostface keeps plowing yn continuously, his hole already sore and agape with droplets of cum coming out of it, yn has already lost count how many times ghostface has came inside him but that pleasure was always denied to him with the other stopping the fucking or straight up threatening him with the knife. “guess that’s enough for today” he says as the last drop of cum is spurted inside yn. he then turns yn around to see how fucked up he was and glorify himself for it, then he notices the red aching cock begging for release so in what could seem his first act of pity he lifts his mask once again and suck him off, his sexy lips going up and down while his tongue is swirling around the tip and underside of yn’s shaft. ‘shit! he’s skilled in sucking dick’ yn thought, cumming not long after a few more sloppy sucks, flooding ghostface’s throat with thick spunk. yn was tired after all that fucking session but right before falling asleep he catches a glimpse of ghostface swallowing his cum and smirking at him, “sleep well tonight bitch boy, after all you should be proud of how you avoided more murders tonight by just being a cumrag”. he puts his shaft back again in his pants, covered his naked torso with the black cape and pulls down his mask, leaving the room.

“you fucked with the murderer” wooyoung yelled, “shut the fuck up woo, my head hurts” yn said hiding his face from the morning sun, “he even threatened me with a knife, and made a superficial cut on my thigh”, “that’s creepy bro, but i’m grateful you’re okay now” woo took a sip of his iced coffee. “yeah i’m okay, but my ass hurts like hell man”. as they left the restaurant, near the exit was a man reading a newspaper that says “no victims last night, is ghostface taking a break?”

[blackberrywars]

🧠 for your fem!Lambert and Aiden ofc :))))

Alright, I saved this one for last because these ladies are my babies and I will love them until Ao3 gives in and makes fem!aiden a proper tag. The headcanons will be many, and vary from tragic to silly to smutty.

Headcanons for my fem!Lambert and fem!Aiden

Lambert: If there ever was a poster child for bodily autonomy issues and resentment for how your body determines your life/status in society, she is it, baby! It’s part of why I felt compelled to write fem!Laiden in the first place because I wanted to explore how being female would affect her self-perception, feelings, and motivations

I think she resents the mutations less than male Lambert. She’d have been a feral, vicious creature even if she had stayed human, but witcher strength means she’ll never be treated the way her mother was, and it helped her go kill her father. It was one of the deciding factors in her Choice

Has complicated feelings about the forced sterilization. On the one hand, she’d never really considered having kids, but on the other, she sees it as yet another violation the witchers committed against her autonomy (and she does like kids --Lambert and Ciri are the bestest of bros)

She still learned how to make contraceptive and abortifacient potions though, and (I have no idea who started the “Lambert is amazing at alchemy” hc but bless them) has improved the recipes to make them incredibly effective. She sells them in towns/temples to make extra money

Will eat fucking anything. But her favorite food is quail eggs, and she can fit approximately 27 of them in her mouth at a time

Loves spankings almost as much as she hates asking for them

Annoyingly sensitive nipples. She tried to pierce them in hopes to reduce them, which backfired spectacularly because they got even more sensitive. Aiden is delighted, but still buys her soft, silky tunics so she doesn’t chafe

Gnaws on whatever part of Aiden is closest to show her affection. Just find a spot and chomps until Aiden kisses her forehead

Refused to teach Aiden to brew her improved potions for a reaaaaally long time because 1) she wants to show affection 2) she likes caring for Aiden and 3) she still feels she needs to be useful to be loved

Aiden: disaster bisexual who is persistent above all. Most of what we know about Aiden comes from the fact that she somehow managed to befriend Lambert on a deep enough level to be violently avenged, so we’re sticking with that theme

Has some issues with privacy and boundaries. For all that I think the Cat Caravan under Guxart would have been a healthier place to grow up, emotionally, they’re probably more than a little enmeshed. Aiden doesn’t always understand when Lambert needs to be left alone

This is partly inspired by @round--robin‘s lovely fic, Brothers First, but I definitely think Aiden was parentified by the older Cats --having to take care of younger kits, even when she was still a child. I imagine this to be partly just Caravan communal-raising culture, amplified by how busy the older Cats would have been re-establishing Dyn Marv. Very eldest-daughter situation.

This made her incredibly self-sufficient and vicious (will defend her little siblings to the death), but she’s also very secretly nurturing in a way that Lambert is baffled by. This woman will sing babies to sleep and say it’s no big deal while Lambert stands there in total shock

Also very into acts of service as a love language, giving and receiving. The first time Lambert hands her a bowl of cut fruit, she cries.

Presents herself as laid-back, but Is Not. She very much needs to be in control of the situation and will not stop until she has whatever it is she wants. It’s part of why I usually make her such a dom in my smut fics

Has incredibly ticklish inner thighs. Lambert abuses this whenever she feels like being a brat (read: getting a spanking)

Was overjoyed at having Lambert meet her family but also obsessively scented her and left visible hickeys wherever possible. She’s possessive

Thank you so much for this ask!!! I will talk about these characters until I die

[ohhophelie]

ORIGINS & FAMILY:

Name: Ophélie Evangeline Redgrave

Nickname: O, Fee

Birthday: 31 July 1992

Age: 28

Gender: Female.

Place of Birth: London, United Kingdom

Places Lived Since: London, United Kingdom; Saint-Malo, Ille-et-Vilaine, France

Current Residence: Kensington, London, United Kingdom

Nationality: British & French

Parents: Lambert & Sérephine Redgrave, née Callac

Grandparents: Harold Redgrave (grandfather, paternal, deceased)  Hélène de Broglie (grandmother, paternal, deceased) Aurélien Callac (grandfather, maternal) Ophélie Hervé (grandmother, maternal)

Aunts & Uncles: Charlotte, Georgina Redgrave (aunts, paternal) Anita Acton (aunt, paternal)

Number of Siblings: Three brothers; Sébastian Redgrave (38), Arnaud Redgrave (36), Gaël Redgrave (32)

Relationship With Family: Ophélie is closest to Gaël, her other two brothers see her mostly as the family fuck up although they all feel somewhat protective of her as the youngest. This was particularly meaningful during the wild years of her teens when an attention starved Ophélie might find herself in places or situations she was likely too young for, they were mostly all still at home and willing to come collect her from wherever and keep her secrets from their parents. Her father has always been distant, she sometimes fears he’d rather forget she existed. Her mother is overbearing and critical - after three boys she thought Ophélie was at long last the daughter who’d belong only to her, a little doll to shape as she wished. She was very wrong.

Happiest Memory: The freedom and acceptance she finally found in university, the Christmas and New Years she spent with Gaël in New York when spent a year at NYU.  

Childhood Trauma: oh boy - see this answer HERE

PHYSICAL:

Height: 5'4”

Weight: 110lbs.

Build: Slim - some might say too skinny

Hair Color: Blonde.

Usual Hair Style: loose curls, a careless, practiced ease. Sometimes she wears it up if she's bored enough, high ponytail when she runs

Eye Color: Blue.

Glasses? Contacts?: Neither.

Style of Dress/Typical Outfit(s): Expensive as fuck - if she had to choose a ‘style’ it would be classic. She isn’t conservative in the least bit, but she also isn’t one to go into more out there fashions - that is Gaël lane. She tends to favor dresses and skirts and more feminine looks. Ophélie caught in jeans is a very rare Ophélie. When she is home alone she is usually wearing a thin robe or some form of lingerie/pjs  

Typical Style of Shoes: Ophélie does not like to wear shoes. However, given that going barefoot is usually frowned upon in society, she can usually be found in heels that match whatever she may be wearing. If she is very close with someone she will take her shoes off the moment she enters their home, and at her own flat can always be found barefoot.

Jewellery? Tattoos? Piercings?: She has both of her earlobes pierced, as expected. At one point she had a cartilage piercing, but she long ago forgot to keep it open. Unbeknownst to her mother and most of her family, she has both of her nipples pierced. Ophélie will say to anyone who knows that these are her favorite piercings. She has a tattoo of a scorpion on the nape of her neck. Everyday jewellery includes a heavy men’s watch that belonged to her grandfather, whatever earrings she fancies on any given day, as well as rings. The one ring she wears at all times is made up of three interlocking circles - when she is anxious or focusing on something Ophélie spins this around her finger.

Scars: She has a scar on her shin from falling off a horse as a child. The most recent additions include a thin line across her chest/sternum and a nearly perfect large C in the center of her back - she plans on adjusting that soon.

Unique Mannerisms/Physical Habits: When she is focusing, Ophélie will twist her ring around her finger. She has the tendency to curl her hands into fists and dig her nails into her palms. She also chews on her bottom lip, which has caused a significant investment in longwear lipstick.

Athleticism: Ophélie grew up playing tennis with her brother Gaël and got into running in her teens. She never does any actual races mostly because she couldn’t be bothered and also way too many people near her. It’s mostly a way for her to focus her own mind/punish her body.

Health Problems/Illnesses: She absolutely has an eating disorder from the unrealistic expectations of her mother when she was growing up. It is something she has struggled with most of her life that her friends are likely unaware of. Ophélie also has undiagnosed ADHD, PTSD, addiction issues that are yet to be explored.

INTELLECT:

Level of Education: BSc in Politics and Philosophy from LSE - it wasn’t exactly what she wanted to study but a compromise that got her parents off her back. If possible she’d want to go back to school for linguistics or art history.

Languages Spoken: English & French natively, Spanish fluently. Functionally fluent in Italian, a lingering understanding of Latin from prep school. She has a very good ear for languages and dialects and can pick them up quickly.

Level of Self-Esteem: Fluctuates between “I hate myself I’m such a bitch” and “I love myself I’m such a bitch.” No in between.

Gifts/Talents: Very good at languages and remembering things she’s heard if she cares enough to focus, weirdly good at crossword puzzles if she has the patience, has the ability to come off as unthreatening and use it to manipulate people.

Mathematical?: Hell no, she absolutely cheated her way through math and she is not at all sorry about it.

Makes Decisions Based Mostly On Emotions, or On Logic?: Emotions, particularly whims. She does have a vindictive streak and while that is based on emotions she can adapt logic to her purposes is.

Life Philosophy: live fast die young bad girls do it well. No joking, she doesn’t really have one or doesn’t like to consider it, but if we had to define it, somewhere along the lines of ‘never let them see you cry’ IDK TBD

Religious Stance: Was raised Anglican, not really about it. Enjoys the art and melodrama of the catholic church.

Cautious or Daring?: Daring, boarding on reckless, she has the arrogant privilege of the very wealthy, that they are untouchable and almost immortal.

Most Sensitive About/Vulnerable To: Her mother, people trying to lessen her or force her to be something she is not, her eating disorder/body image

Optimist or Pessimist?: says she's an optimist, mostly because she doesn’t let herself project any other way; deep down is def a pessimist mostly out of self preservation and years of building up armor

Extrovert or Introvert?: Extrovert.

RELATIONSHIPS:

Current Relationship Status: fucking her way through the french bros/leadership

Sexual Orientation: bisexual in that she is attracted to all beautiful women and men who are older, dangerous, and low key damaged.

Past Relationships: Only real/serious relationship was with Charles Jameson (alexa play champagne problems by taylor swift)

Primary Reason For Being Broken Up With: being caught cheating whoops

Primary Reasons For Breaking Up With People: boredom, afraid of getting to close

Ever Cheated?: yep, and if not for the way he reacted she might actually feel guilty about it.

Been Cheated On: not that she knows of

Level of Sexual Experience: very high and no she will not be slutshamed thank you very much

Story of First Kiss: A boy she met while staying with her grandmother in France. She was 11 and kissed him on a dare.

Story of Loss of Virginity: She’d just turned 14 but told him she was older, it was mediocre at best but she loved the rush of power she felt when she turned him down the next time.

A Social Person?: Very - she literally wouldn’t be able to do her job so well if she wasn’t. Plus shes a slut for attention and once you cross the threshold between casual friends and very close friends - she’s loyal as fuck.

Most Comfortable Around: Paul for sure, although she feels safe and comfortable with most of the frenchies she knows well - Noa, Laurent, Guillaume, Delphine, Sofie - its Paul she goes to first, her ride or die bitch. Outside of the French she feels comfortable around Spencer, shockingly, and within the family it's only Gaël who she feels she can even be remotely herself around.

Oldest Friend: Camilla Berkeley, her brother Gaël. Most of the people she knew through grade school and her teens she grew bored of or dropped for Paul and the French.

How Does She Think Others Perceive Her?: Dancing right on the knife’s edge between hot and hot mess; a fuck up; shallow and vain. For those who know her well she often fears they think she might be stupid or reckless, not as devoted as she actually is.

How Do Others Actually Perceive Her?: Literally dancing right on the knife’s edge between hot and hot mess. Those closest to her often think she’s smarter than she herself does, hopefully they also value and recognize her deep loyalty. All should think she's a great time.

SECRETS:

Life Goals: To be happy and find something and someone that makes her happy.

Dreams: That she will stop letting the negligence and cruelty of her parents - mostly mother, hurt her. That she will matter to someone, be loved and wanted for exactly who she is and not who they think she should be or who she pretends to be.

Greatest Fears: Being abandoned by those she loves,  being hurt by those who should care for her, never being seen for who she is. Horses - she had a bad fall as a child and doesn’t trust them.

Most Ashamed Of: The walls she builds out of self preservation, lying to her brother when he only wants to help her.

Secret Hobbies: Puzzles - the more pieces and complex the better. It isn’t really that much of a secret because there is usually one in progress on the unused dining room table. Collecting first editions of her favorite books - it's a secret because she is usually too impatient to find a better deal or negotiate and will literally pay whatever the seller asks for it, usually above what it is worth.

Crimes Committed (Was she caught? Charged?): She has never been caught or charged, but possession with intent to distribute multiple illegal drugs, selling said drugs for organized crime. There was also that one time that she may or may not have led a man to his death, which although she has done her best to block this memory, would likely make her an accessory to murder.

DETAILS/QUIRKS:

Night Owl or Early Bird?: Both really,  but that's the insomnia and stimulant usage.

Light or Heavy Sleeper?: light sleeper when she’s alone, heavy if she’s sleeping with someone she trusts

Favorite Animal: penguins

Favorite Foods: strawberries, champagne,

Least Favorite Food: anything mint

Favorite Book: The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson

Least Favorite Book: any of the myriad of self help books well meaning psychiatrists have suggested

Favorite Movie: Heathers, Jurassic Park  

Least Favorite Movie: emotional porn - aka any movie specifically designed to make you cry without any profound or complicated themes other than ‘life is short’

Favorite Song: Kyoto by Phoebe Bridgers

Favorite Sport: she’s a tennis bitch for sure

Coffee or Tea?: coffee although she does like tea

Crunchy or Smooth Peanut Butter?: Ophélie is allergic to peanuts rip  

Type of Car She Drives: lol no one let this bitch drive

Lefty or Righty?: Left

Favorite Color: the champagne sheer of the sun pushing through the curtains in an early morning, baby pink of her favorite peonies, rich red velvet of box seats at the opera, the soft golden grey of art museum marble floors.

Cusser?: Yep - but controls it around her family because she doesn't have the patience or stamina for the lecture/scandal it would cause her mother.

Smoker? Drinker? Drug User?: Never smokes, drinks pretty often, regular cocaine use since her teens, a more recent venture into pills.

Biggest Regret: Letting it go on so long with Charles, the fact that she still lets her mother’s cruelty hurt her, not going to school for what she actually was interested in.

Pets: two italian greyhounds named Pogo & Banana

[pcndemoniums]

CONSTANTINE MCKENNA - FUCK YOU VERY MUCH VERSE

FULL NAME: travis constantine mckenna. he fucking hates travis. dont call him that or youll get punched in the face

NICKNAME/S: con, mcfucker, constant ( pain in the ass )

D. O. B.: june 20th

AGE: 31 years

GENDER: cis male

ORIENTATION: bisexual

NATIONALITY: american

PREFERRED PRONOUNS: he/him

SPECIES:  human

BIRTH PLACE: newark, new jersey. 

CURRENT LIVING SITUATION: las vegas, nv

OCCUPATION: bartender

LANGUAGES: english ( barely )

ACCENT: new jersean??? he says bro a lot

OTHER TALENTS: can suck dick like nobody’s business

APPEARANCE:

HEIGHT: 5′9

BUILD: slim but with some muscle definition

SKIN TONE: fair

HAIR COLOR: light brown

EYE COLOR: green

GLASSES OR CONTACTS:  nope

BIRTHMARKS/SCARS: a few scars and scrapes, nothing too serious. he also has birthmark on his right thigh that looks like heart if you squint. 

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS: oh lord. ok, same rose on his shoulder. then something similar to this on his calfs. this fuck you tat. he has his left nipple pierced. oh, and he also has an ampallang. if you dont know what that is dont google it. just - ouch

LEFT HANDED/RIGHT HANDED: right handed

MOST PROMINENT FEATURE: strong jaw, expressive brow, foul mouth

CLOTHING STYLE: jeans, t-shirts, black boots or sneakers. super casual

FACE CLAIM: paul wesley

RELATIONSHIPS:

FAMILY:  travis mackenna sr ( father ), harriet mckenna ( mother ), evelyn mckenna ( sister )

PETS: an orange tabby cat named frito

BEST FRIENDS: jax falcone. he’s the life of a party so he probably has a few more good buds. 

FOES: people who can’t stand him? he can get obnoxious. also philippe ballard. what a douche.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single and ready to bump uglies

PERSONALITY:

WHAT WOULD BE THEIR CHARACTER ARCHETYPE: the jester

STRONGEST CHARACTER TRAIT/S: fun, adventurous, honest, charismatic, confident, independent

WEAKEST CHARACTER TRAIT/S: unreliable, obnoxious, irresponsible, obscene, blunt, temperamental

PHOBIAS/FEAR/S: commitment of any kind, spiders, clowns, that chick from the ring

BIGGEST SECRET/S:  hes actually a nice guy deep down - NAH!

BAD HABITS: swearing, drinking, fucking, smoking, drugs, clicking his tongue, chewing gum 

MENTAL DISORDER/CONDITIONS:  i mean hes kind of a sex addict lbr

OBSESSIONS: his bike

RELIGION: atheist

ZODIAC SIGN:  gemini

HOGWARTS HOUSE: slytheryn

MORAL ALIGNMENT:  chaotic neutral

OPINION ON DRUG USE: yes please

OPINION ON ALCOHOL USE: fun in a bottle

OPINION ON SWEARING: its a-ok

QUIRKS:

HOBBIES: partying, sex, goes on tinder a lot, drinking, hanging out with friends, watching movies, fixing his bike

OUTDOORS OR INDOOR PERSON: outdoors

FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC: hip hop

FAVORITE COLOR: black

FAVORITE FOOD: pizza all the way

FAVORITE ANIMAL: the sloth

FAVORITE BOOK: like he reads?

FAVORITE SCENT: smell of leather, aftershave, those victoria secret scents are nice

INSTAGRAM: mcfucker

WHAT DOES THEIR VOICEMAIL MESSAGE SOUND LIKE: "yo, drop it or fuck it”

PAST /FUTURE:

WHAT WERE THEY LIKE AS A CHILD: very playful and rebellious. could never stand still and was always getting in trouble. his poor parents had trouble keeping up. 

DID THEY GROW UP RICH OR POOR: middle class

DID THEY GROW UP NURTURED OR NEGLECTED: nurtured

WHAT DID THEY WANT TO BE WHEN THEY GREW UP: a nascar driver

SMELL THAT REMINDS THEM OF THEIR CHILDHOOD: scented candles and laundry detergent 

BEST CHILDHOOD MEMORY: family trips to the beach and hanging out with friends there. nothing special, really. his childhood was normal

WORST CHILDHOOD MEMORY: the day he broke his leg and had to wear a cast for months. that sucked ass

ARE THEY/DO THEY WANT TO GET MARRIED: NOPE

WILL THEY EVER SETTLE DOWN SOMEWHERE: he likes vegas so far. we’ll have to see.

[hotsexydorks]

A/b/o. Liam/scott/theo. Like all alphas scott was terrified of being turned into an omega. He saw what derek did to stiles. Omegas were basically sextoys, unable to even talk after the hormones fried their intelligence. He never expected liam and theo to team up and turn him into their omega. But now instead of college he spends his days following his alphas around for their senior year, naked and fucked whenever they want.

Show and Tell : Scott/Theo/Liam

One month, it was just one month before he could leave and but his worries behind him. One month until it was summer and then he could disappear to try and normalise his life. Ever since they had learned that omegas could be created it had been a dangerous time. What made things even more dangerous was what being turned into an omega meant. Alpha,Beta,Omega. Omegas were the bottom end of the rug. Even worse than that they weren’t given a choice. Scott had only heard of some people being turned but it wasn’t until it happened to his best friend did it actually click for him, did it really loom over him.

It had all happened so suddenly, one day Stiles was his normal self then the next day he was turned. His body changed forever and left nothing but life filled sex toys. Because Stiles had been a human before it hadn’t affected him mentally as much. He could still think somewhat but those moments were few and far between.

Omega’s bodies were built for sex. To satiate the needs of the other members of the pack or their mate. They were there for nothing but to be used by other wolves. If that was how it was like for others being turned into an omega Scott feared what it would do to him. The break from Alpha to Omega would be worse, but not only that he would be even more affected because of his True Alpha status.

Being an Alpha wasn’t just a title for Scott, an acquired status, no it was a part of him. Intertwined with his own sense of being, his actual person. That’s what made him Alpha in the first place. He only dreaded what it would do to him. Taking him to the depths and turning him into something that he wasn’t.

Scott had been careful to keep eyes out for anyone that he thought would try to humiliate him, god knew that he had a lot of enemies. But what Scott hadn’t been wary of was those closer to him. Especially Liam and Theo. Which made it all the easier for the pair to carry out their plan.

~~~

Liam had been anxious of Scott leaving, he didn’t want the male to leave. Theo wanted some revenge. This was the perfect plan. It took weeks of planning for them to learn how to do it. Claws. It was so simple but they never thought of it. A claw, carefully placed and then pushed into the back of the neck. Aim it just right, above the nape of the neck and you’d have your very own omega.

After that it took no time at all before they were carrying out their plan. Plan a dude day with Scott, to slob around and eat pizza and play games. They knew he’d say yes, he wanted the company. Ever since losing Stiles he had been on edge but also left without someone to rely on. So they took the chance and soon it wouldn’t even cross his mind what had happened to Stiles.

Scott was turned the other way and taking off his jacket, excited and happy that he had someone to hang out with again. Something to try take his mind off the fear of being broken and the thoughts of his lost friend. Stiles wasn’t physically lost but he might as well have been. He was barely visible behind all the bodies that used him day to day. Forced to see his best friend used like a rag doll in public like that.

“I’ve got pizza ordered and moved the stuff downstairs so we can play on the big screen. It’s gonna be great”

If the two hadn’t been set on this plan already they would have felt bad but they were, and they didn’t. Instead of worried looks or guilty faces they had smirks. They knew exactly what they were doing. Two claws raised up and then plunged deep into Scott’s neck.

His words were cut short and replaced with a yell. Everything around him went black and he could feel his body falling to the ground. Fading away, his eyes growing heavy. One weak glance backwards and he saw what had happened.

When Scott woke up he was in the laying on his bed, his body gently placed. He could hear voices from around him, his body waking up before he had opened his eyes.

“Dude he’s waking up.” Liam called out to Theo who had been laying back in the chair Scott had in his room. Both of them stood up and glanced over the other watching Scott move and wake up, anxious to see what happened to the Alpha. How their Omega had turned out, did it work or were they screwed.

It was slow but as Scott opened his eyes his body heated up. Omega urges going through him, but his mind was gone. He could feel the blanket beneath him and the clothes on his body that felt scratchy and uncomfortable.

“Do you know who we are?” Theo asked him holding Liam back from touching the other before they were sure.

Master. Owner. Alpha.

“Alphas?” Scott’s voiced his question, his body feeling the other’s hold and connection to him. His body and inner Omega calling out and feeling their claim calling back.

“Yes.” Theo nodded, they were in the clear. “Strip, I bet those clothes are too warm and not nice.”

The Omega smiled up at the two and moved off the bed. Scott pulled at his clothes dropping them one by one until he was naked in front of them his body exposed to the air. Even just the breeze that flowed through the room was enough to stimulate Scott’s body. His nipples growing hard and sticking out waiting to be touched.

Liam and Theo glanced a look at each other and smirked. Both of them groping their cocks through their pants watching Scott strip for them.

~~~

The first time they used Scott was exhilarating for all of them. First they had Scott on his knees, licking at their cocks and balls for almost an hour. Doing nothing else but rubbing his face in their musk and getting the mix of precum and spit from their cocks all over his face. Liam and Theo had occupied Scott’s room and they sat back watching him go between them at their beck and call.

Scott who had been straight before up until that moment a mere hour ago had no clue what he was doing. Liam and Theo give him directions and his body responded. It was better than everything they had heard. More tongue, less suction, slower. Scott’s body reacted and took action without a word. Each other their commands shaped his mind to do exactly what they wanted.

Being an omega now meant Scott had lost his mind to the change. Burnt away through the shift and hormones settling in his body. Being a True Alpha before Scott was affected more than others had been. Most Omegas could form some sort of semblance of a human but Scott, he was changed beyond any other.

His skin was more sensitive, his nipples more sensitive more than they had been before the change. His body also shifted so that he produced slick from his hole, his body able to expand naturally more , like rubber being stretched. All of it meant that Scott would be a living fleshlight that they could use and abuse for themselves.

Liam moved to Scott’s ass while he was worshiping Theo’s cock inspecting the ass that he had lusted after for so long. The wolf’s bubble butt had grown and fattened up, jiggling more and having to be spread with his hands just to see his hole. The hairy hole shining with slick and inviting him in. The younger wolf teased Scott’s body using his finger, dragging it against the rim. Even though the other’s ass was virgin tight before Liam found that his finger suck into the other’s hole with ease. Liam hadn’t even pushed his finger in, Scott’s ass was opening for him on its own.

“Such a good slut, knew you’d be great from the moment I heard about it.” Theo fisted the back of Scott’s hair, pushing down further on his cock, working to train Scott’s throat. “That big ass has gotten bigger and you’re just a slut now, you belong to your masters Scott. An Omega. Nothing but a sex toy for us to us.” Scott mind was a sponge to whatever the two said or wanted. Gagging on the other’s cock reminded Theo that his body would still respond even if Scott couldn’t. “Breath through your nose and open your throat Scott.” The choking around Theo’s cock stopped and it became smoother. Theo wasn’t fucking the other’s face but lazily and slowly dragging his cock in and out of his mouth.

“That’s it…”

“Fuck , Theo look at this!” Liam said excitedly to the Chimera as he could feel his virgin cock sliding into Scott’s hole watching as the hole pushed out as the cock slide in with ease. Moaning at the new sensation of the tight wet ass pulling surrounding his cock.

Theo’s cock twitched watching the other, their eyes both moving up at the same time meeting for a glance as they shared a chuckle of their new toy.

~~~

It wasn’t long before they paraded their new toy, in face it was only the next day school day. They had had all weekend to play and mould their new pet how they wanted, teaching him commands like recognising which master was calling him. How to have different levels of cock worshiping like lazily and slow, just holding it in his mouth, or proper deepthroating massage.

They even changed how he looked. Now instead of clothes Scott was naked, his cock caged and a collar around his neck. The wolf had a great body, he was only a month away from being able to be a College jock bro but instead he was a slutty omega. His head was shaved, while the two masters liked having something to pull at they found Scott’s ears did the same thing if his hair was short. His body flaunted by the two males and his body branded with writing marking his status and ownership to Liam and Theo. By now Scott’s body had been made to leak slick constantly, the liquid dripping from his hole and a trail behind him.

No one in the school saw this happening to Scott but to say none of them thought it was hot would be a lie. Theo was in before Liam and had Scott with him, the omega on his knees and sucking the other off while he stood at his locker. This time holding Theo’s cock deep in his throat and waiting for the other to give him more instructions.

As more and more students filed in the news travelled and soon Liam and Theo would always have a crowd following them if they had Scott.

Passing Scott around was easy, and most people wanted a taste of the action with the omega. So much so that instead of practise the first day all the team and even coach gawked in awe as they watched Scott bounce up and down on Liam’s beer can thick cock, with ease and pure pleasure. All of them stroking their cocks waiting, smirks on Liam’s and Theo’s face as they drove the show of the new Scott McCall Show and Tell.

[hamtaronline]

All the rest of the numbers you haven't answered yet

1. How many people have you had sex with? 

39

2. Can you remember the names of everyone you’ve slept with?

I have a list, so yes.

3. With whom did you first do the sexytimes? Was it good?

My first real boyfriend. It was okay. 

4. What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?

The last time Toni was here.

5. What’s the worst sex you’ve ever had?

This one night stand I had, this guy took a toy that isn’t meant for insertion and put it in me and JFC IT WAS BAD. It was like a finger bullet for clit stimulation but he just didn’t know what he was doing it was very bad.

6. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

Children’s section of a library. 

7. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

I don’t masturbate in unusual places I don’t think.

8. Have you ever been caught doing the sexytimes?

No I don’t think so.

9. If you masturbate, when did you start, and how?

I was like 10 and I would hump a stuffed animal I didn’t learn what I was doing until I was like 12 tho.

10. Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Yes.

QUEER SHIT

12. Have you ever been in a queer relationship? 

Yep!

13. Have you ever been in a straight relationship?

When I ID’d as a girl I would date boys so sort of?

14. How and when did you realise you weren’t straight?

I liked to kiss girls and boys when I was in 3rd grade.

15. Are you out to everyone you know?

Mostly.

16. Where do you meet queer folks to date? Do you find it difficult?

OKCupid or Tinder. It’s hard.

17. If your parents know about your sexuality, how did they react?

Mom knew it. Dad doesn’t care.

18. Does your best friend know about your sexuality? How did they react?

All my friends are pretty much not straight. No one cared.

19. Describe your first queer kiss.

I don’t remember? I guess my neighbor when I was young but??? I made out w my ex gf in a bathroom.

20. What’s the queerest shit you’ve ever done?

Anytime Toni and I get together!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we r so gay

LET’S GET PHYSICAL

21. Are you happy with your body?

Nope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22. What’s the raddest part of your bod, and why?

I don’t know My boobs are Okay I Guess but I Still Hate Them My Body Is Bad

23. What do you do with your body hair (pubes, underarms, legs, etc.)?

Shave impulsively and then don’t for 3 months until I feel gross. Which is beginning to happen I have to shave soon 

24. Do you have stretch marks? Where?

Boobs, tummy, thighs, back, hips, arms.

25. Describe your nipples in too much detail.

Big areola that is bascially they exact same color as my skin and then a small lil nip.

26. (Vagina-owners) Do you have an “innie” (small, tucked-in inner labia), or an “outie” (more visible/larger inner labia)?

Innie

27. (Vagina-owners) Is it very obvious when you’re turned on (swelling, wetness etc.)?

yes. yes.

30. (Breast-owners) How does the size of your breasts compare? Is one bigger than the other? 

one is bigger than the other

SEXUAL FANTASY LAND

32. Do you fantasise more about real situations, or imaginary/impossible ones?

usually real ones I get off to my most recent sexual encounters most of the time.

33. Who’s the oddest person you’ve fantasised about?

probably harrison ford

34. Do you ever find yourself fantasising absent-mindedly, or is it something you do on purpose?

yes i absent mindedly fantasize a lot 

35. Do you always fantasise while you masturbate?

nope sometimes its just a job that must be done

36. When you fantasise, does it usually lead to masturbation?

ehhhh sometimes

37. Have you ever had sex with someone while fantasising about someone else?

nope

38. Do you have any celebrity crushes that you fantasise about?

well i already mentioned harrison ford but there are a few i guess

39. Have you ever fantasised about something by accident, and felt weird about it after?

YES

40. Describe your most sexy fantasy.

i don’t kno!! kissin my babe all over 

KINKTOWN USA

41. How do you feel about BDSM?

pretty cool

42. What’s your most unusual kink?

i think i have a foot fetish but also watersports

44. Do you consider yourself to be dominant, submissive, both, or neither?

both but mostly a sub just bc i’m so flustered about domming

45. Describe your most recent bondage experience.

toni held me down i guess but before that i think they tied themselves to the bed

46. In a BDSM context, have you ever referred to anyone as “daddy,” “mommy,” or any similar term?

yes

47. Do you have a kink for any bodily fluids (pee, saliva, blood, tears, cum, etc.)?

yes 

48. Have you ever revealed a kink to someone and had them react negatively?

yes

49. Do you have any kinks that you’re ashamed of?

yes the ones i mentioned above

50. How much money have you spent on equipment for your kinks (toys, whips, chains, etc.)?

not much. 10 bucks a sex toy x the 6 i’ve owned so like 60 bucks over 6 years

COME FOR THE QUESTIONS, STAY FOR THE SUBHEADINGS

51. (Vagina-owners) Do you ever squirt when you come?

yes

52. Have you ever come solely from penetration (anal or vaginal)?

only Once

53. Can you have an orgasm without your genitals being touched?

sometimes when Toni plays with my nipples I think I might lmao

54. Describe how you like your genitals to be touched.

i don’t know, soft consistent touches 

55. How sensitive are your nipples? Does nipple play turn you on?

 y e s 

56. Do you find it easier to orgasm with another person, or through masturbation?

masturbation 

57. Have you ever had an orgasm that you weren’t expecting?

nope

58. Do you get off easier from rough contact, or gentle?

i get turned on more by rough contact but if ur tryna make me nut u gotta be gentle with my genitals 

59. What’s the best orgasm you’ve ever had?

the one from peneration

60. Did it take you a while to have your first orgasm, or were you an early starter?

takes a while still

ORAL FIXATION

61. Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why? 

YES YES YES I LUV TO PLEASURE PPL

62. What’s your favourite position in which to receive oral?

lay me down

63. Describe your oral sex technique.

hit that nut button

64. Do you find it easier to give oral to someone with the same genital configuration as you (eg., you both own vaginas/both own penises), or different?

different just bc i have such a little experience w a vagina 

65. Describe the worst oral sex you’ve ever received.

i don’t know it’s all just kind of ok i guess

66. Describe the best oral sex you’ve ever received.

i don’t know it’s all just kind of ok i guess

67. Do you ever simulate oral sex while masturbating (sucking on dildos etc.)?

yes

68. How sensitive is your mouth? Is it an erogenous zone, for you?

yes

69. Do you like 69ing?

no!

70. Can you deep-throat?

yes

EVERYTHING BUTT

72. What’s the strangest object you’ve had in your butt?

probably like a marker?

73. Do you enjoy being rimmed?

ye

74. Can you take a lot in your butt, or just a little?

a lot 

75. Describe your most recent experience with buttsex.

it was masturbation and i had a dildo in my butt and it was SICK

78. Do you own any buttplugs?

ye

79. Have you ever had an embarrassing buttsex experience?

yes

80. Have you ever pegged someone (ie., worn a strapon and fucked them in the butt)?

I WANT TO SO BAD !!!!!!!!

SHARING IS CARING

All questions assume you’ve done group sex of some kind

81. Describe your most recent group sex experience.

i had a threesome probably a year ago with a couple i knew. i had had sex with the guy before and his gf was super cute and it was pretty ok his girlfriend said i have very soft hair.

82. Have you ever had sex with more than two people at once (eg., foursome, moresome)?

i have

83. Have you ever had an orgy? Would you?

in theory it’s a huge kink of mine especially a gang bang but in reality that is SO MANY PEOPLE!!!!!

85. Do you prefer to arrange group sex beforehand, or allow it to happen organically?

I’ve done both and honestly arranging it before hand is so much better.

86. Have you ever felt left out during group sex?

no

87. Have you ever done a gangbang (ie., lots of people have sex with one person, but not each other)?

i talked bout this above.

88. Have you ever teamed up with someone and given a double blowjob/double cunnilingus?

yep in the threesome i had a year ago one of his biggest fantasies was being sucked off by two girls at once and i’m not a girl anymore but  it was somethin

89. Have you ever been penetrated by more than one person at the same time?

no

90. Have you ever been ejaculated on by more than one person at the same time?

no

**BONUS DARES**

91. Post a selfie.

here

93. Tag your biggest tumblr crush. @regalvoid

94. Post your follower count. almost 600

95. Press ctrl-v, and post whatever comes up. http://satankicker.tumblr.com/tagged/me

96. Tag your top five followers. no

97. Post your most recent Facebook status here. ain't nothin like a midnight taco bell run w ur bro

98. Post the last SMS you received. it was from my sisters fiance about dog sitting.

99. Post the last SMS you sent. also about dogsitting.

100. Send me $500. send ME 500