#lmfaoo

[carrcrashhearts]

I like it (cookie dough) raw

[vera-king-hrfl]

@crowwolf 🤣

Its been a minute cos crossposting is fockn hard and i forget how to be a digital native

[squ1rmy]

i’m fucking sobbing oh my god😭😭

[yourfandompersn]

someone vandalized the Metalocalypse wiki 😭

Rockzo got the worst of it, almost his entire area was changed and all of his gallery pictures are gone ☠️☠️☠️

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

this is loosely based off of @emmyrosee 's messing with sukuna post bc i just love the idea of messing with your whiny baby dramatic boyfriend and i immediately thought about katsuki ! if you want this taken down lmk !

katsuki is hilarious to mess with.

you've only been staring at him for about 5 seconds when he turns to you.

"whaddya want ?" he asks with a raised brow. you're still all smiles, resting your head into your palm

"nothing." you hum, he grumbles a bit but doesn't pay it any mind. until you keep staring. he's trying to focus on his phone but you can tell he's about to snap when he starts squinting at the device.

"what ?" he grumbles, red eyes narrow at your smile widening.

"nothing !"

"yn. don't fuck with me."

"i'm not !" you giggle " i'm just looking at you, am i not allowed to ?"

you know exactly what to say to fluster him without fail every time, it's something you're most proud of when you see the tips of his ears turn a light shade of pink.

"..no."

you snort "no ?"

"shaddup." he says through gritted teeth "so what, you're just lookin' at me ?"

"yeah." you shrug "i like lookin' at my pretty boyfriend." you prop your head against the couch and sigh dreamingly to sell the lovesick act. katsuki inhales through his nose, chest puffing like he's upset and he tsks, ears and cheeks beet red.

"weirdo." he scoffs, then grabs the back of your head to pull you in and press his lips to yours roughly.

you're both breathing heavy when you pull away. he looks at you, mouth slightly agape as he heaves lightly, eyeing you from your eyes to your lips. and then he huffs through his nose like a bull and roughly pulls you into in chest, causing you to release an 'oomph !' at the force when he flops down onto the couch, pulling you with him.

"m'not pretty." he mocks your voice and you huff a laugh into his collarbone. you wiggle around and your boyfriend loosens his hold a bit so you can look up at him.

"you so are !" you argue, he won't look at you but narrows his eyes at the tv he'd turned to to distract himself from your gaze.

"nah, that's you, babe." he switches through the channels "thought you said i was handsome last week."

"you can be pretty and handsome at the same time, the proof is right in front of me." you flirt, he looks at your from the corner of his eye and his mouth curls up like he smelled something nasty when you wink at him.

"gross."

"you're blushing~" you sing, closing your eyes and laying your head onto his chest, you sigh happily when he starts rubbing up and down your back instinctively.

"go to sleep. m'tired of listening to you." he pushes your head down into his chest jokingly and you giggle. you can't see the smirk growing on his face from where your being shoved into.

you wrestle out of his hold to look at him to see he's already staring at you, half smirk on his face and he scoffs at your expression, you huff through your nose and your smile widens.

"you love me." you whisper knowingly, katsuki takes the hand off of your back to pinch at your side and he snorts when you squeal.

"unfortunately."

you yelp when he wets his lips and he captures yours in a sloppy wet kiss.

[catthepillarr]

Yknow I think it would be funny if there was an au where prowl gets mind controlled again but instead of committing more atrocities he's forced to consciously watch himself be kind lol

[silasbirchtree]

love that we're talking abt the "ford reading comments" part of the stream but underrated part of that was stan going "ive known you my entire life and no one has ever called you hot. this has to be fake."

[reigobun]

actually terrified to post this opelasehlep ive seen so many cooler fern designs 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[its-the-rules]

everytime i see lawrence shipped with somebody other than adam i feel like somebody just full force kicked me in the gut

[incessantlark]

just found this in my art folder LMAO-- a friend told me to draw jimmy and curly toxic yaoi when we were blasted, and i was so drunk at the time that i just did this

[haydenthewitch]

"The dinosaur will be ass flat on the mat becuse The Max put him there!"

"It's ass is all the way up there!"

[deadn0tsleep1ng]

little khäärijä sketch request for a friend

[eatsbooks]

I really think about Eris and his mother being so close in age. If the difference between them is like 25 then does he even think of her as a mother, as in someone who is more mature than him, has more authority than him. Even at like 100, he would have been practically on par with her.

Feyre and Nyx have the benefit of doubt of humans aging differently but Loa was a fae!

god this fucks me up all the time. because i think the answer is definitely no, right? like they are for sure peers more than they are mother/son, and that is the way both of them conceptualize it. it’s obviously exacerbated by what beron puts them through, but i think even if their lives played out healthier, their dynamic would always turn out that way because of their negligible difference in age. they'd be more openly affectionate and openly communicative probably, but — either way, she was a baby having a baby. she had no real idea how to be a mother yet, even with the support of her sisters, and in canon, she had the added burden of resenting eris for tying her irreparably to beron, of not wanting to love the baby that she knew beron would corrupt. she had the guilt of being a mother who did not want to love her baby, and that is not something she could confide in anyone, even when she had people she could confide in. so viewing eris as more of a peer once he was older probably helped to assuage the shame of that. beyond that, given the gender dynamics in autumn, eris likely had more power and influence than LoA almost immediately. by the time he was a teenager and beyond, the aristocracy knew to look to beron, then to him, then to her — and only if her other sons weren't around. so there are just so many emotional and interpersonal and political reasons for them to be peers before mother/son. and even when he conceptualizes her as a parent, she is his mother who gave birth to him, but she isn't ever fully his mom, even once beron is out of the picture. it's too late by then. that is something that can only exist for lucien. there are,,, tears in my eyes about it actually.

and great point with the feyre comparison. like she is relatively young to have a baby, but she is an adult by her lifelong standards! and that is when humans start having babies, generally! i feel like acotar definitely gives more like ... 1800s (?) vibes, so i bet in the human lands, it was not weird at all for her to be pregnant with nyx when she was. it might have even been a bit late for it. but for a born and bred faerie like LoA, even one who was born to a powerful lineage and knew from birth what her fate would be — she was just a baby having a baby. and to make it better? worse? eris knows that too.

[saytrrose]

CMON KINGER /j

[sideswipesjetpack]

Here's a ✨wip✨ I'm doing. I'm taking sonas & favorite transformers charcters of mutuals and shoving them in a jar. 😈 (I wanted to try @reader-from-nowhere 's bean style 💕)

OUGHHHHHHHH SO CUTESYYYYYYOOK AT THEM LITTLE LUMPS LITTLE BEANNSSS

[dsmsix]

this is too good chat