#magic inflation

[weiner-does-preg]

Meridy rubbing her rapidly growing preggy belly feeling comfy movement within🤰🏽🌕

[thymejot]

Having just rewatched AAA, it's really interesting how much of a walking raw nerve Agatha is after episode 5.

She aggressively pushes everyone away with her words, verbally attacking every vulnerability she spots.

She went from this

To a hissing, spitting kitten, who claws at everything and anyone who gets close.

Seeing her abusive mother reverts her back to the witch on the run, her against the world.

Having Billy accuse her of lying, of being the villain she is, of stone cold murdering Alice intentionally, sets her off in the worst way.

It's that same old story, getting told you are evil, worthless, a born monster, often enough, and you start falling into the pattern of behaviour you are accused of.

Why would they call me a monster, a liar, unless it was true.

Which is ironic because Agatha has probably been her most honest and least monstrous in her interactions with Billy.

She tells him the witches road isn't real, she tells him she didn't intentionally kill Alice, she tells him he has nothing to be ashamed of for surviving. Yet he calls her a liar throws each truth back in her face, twisted into a lie, until she just gives up.

Look at her, all defensive, showing Billy the monster he expects to see. Back in that survival mode to protect herself.

I imagine if she hadn't had her mother thrown at her for her trial, the outcome of this story would be very different.

She wouldn't have had her confrontation with Rio, wouldn't have pushed and pushed until Rio gave her the ultimatum.

The irony is that Agatha treated Rio the same way Evanora treated her. She lashes out, heaping all her loss, her guilt, her grief onto Rio making it her fault, her responsibility. The same way Evanora places all her own self-loathing onto Agatha.

If she had time to process things, hadn'thad her own deamons come back to haunt her, there could have been compromise, and the thinnest sliver of a chance at a reunion between her and Rio.

Agatha is a creature forged in neglect, in rejection, in the scorn of her community. She is a scrappy little survivor, the monster everyone believes her to be, a scared little girl uncertain as to why her mother hates her so.

It's what makes her such a rich character because, given the right circumstances, she could be so much more.

[blindmagdalena]

Okay how would homelander react if his crush would tell him she’s gay😮‍💨

"Well, nobody's perfect. Except me! Ahahahaha... Aahhh... Anyways, lunch?"

[marytheberrygirl]

Mary Turns You Into a Blueberry POV

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You have booked a session with Mary the Berry Girl - but you're a bit early. So you watch her finish her lunch (candy🍫🤭), before asking to hear what it's like to turn into a blueberry.🫐

She does you one better and shows you herself - by popping her corset and turning blue all over again. 😈

You then witness as she uses her toy 🪄 to relieve some of the pressure. (Lest she explode) Right in front of you. 🙊

But once she climaxes - she realizes you're jealous! And decides to stick the gum in your mouth. 🤭

She then narrates as you go through the same process - until finally your round swollen body takes up most of your view. 🪄

She can't help herself at that point - finally straddling you and promising to keep you this way. 🥵

You are completely at her mercy. 💖

[janearts]

In one of your drawings of Tiefling!Bodran, is he greying at the temples? I'm verklempt

Hah! Yes!! He's both an old character and an old man mer in his original universe in The Elder Scrolls series. He's 303 years of age by Skyrim/4E 201 if I'm recalling my own lore correctly. According to ESO, he should by all accounts be dead. (I could have sworn back in the ye olde Morrowind days that elves could clear 300 without breaking a sweat.) ANYWAY, while I've been pointedly ignoring ZeniMax and pretending everything is fine for him in the Elder Scrolls universe, I thought I'd show some gentle signs of ageing for BG3.

[weiner-does-preg]

Rapid preg animation

[jrueships]

Desmond trade how we feeling 😭

jaren couldn't even say anything .. he's too heartbroken to even post a heart, can't even piece the pieces back together, they're so shattered.

WHAT THE FUCK

they got his freckles.......

UM. anyway.

i'm heartbroken. i am.

every group needs that kinda straightman go about my business but i tolerate yours kinda vibe, & des was that.. with like a cool butch lesbian spin. he's like that one business major amongst all the other party Harty type business majors who actually does finance and doesn't make it part of his personality or anything. He does the grizzlies' taxes. he tells gg not to fall for online shopping scams (jaren already has for gg, little does he know). he's just kinda cool with everyone and it can kind of make self conscious people almost wanna compete with others/themselves bcs they're like... does he just. Tolerate me? Bcs hes just tolerable of everyone? Or does he tolerate me bcs he actually likes me and is strong enough to stay still in the storms type shit like. & it was very interesting to watch ppl like jaren and ja who pride themselves as being viewed as cool, aloof, someone ppl wanna look up to & emulate ... immediately become giggling messes for a guy whose expression is lowkey just '._.' With his giant buff af trex arms. Ja giving him the most improved trophy and des just being like 'wow. This guy, jesus, lol.' THEY WANT THAT NONVERBAL MAN SO DAMN BAD!!!!! LIKE THEY LOVE THEIR NORMAL GUY SO MUCH!!!! just that one guy in the chat who always reads the chat messages and rarely adds anything at all, especially when there's drama, he just kinda reads.. keeps up to date... but if u say hi and don't get a reply for 2 mins.. he will be ur first hi back. like he's just secure. He's sturdy. I MEAN LOOK AT HIM?? ( HIM him. Not the.. not the bleacher creachure... that is... that should be a crime. ) Des is SOLID. he's a foundation you lean on after exhausting yourself, and these grizzlies are EXHAUSTED. ja's flying dunks, Jaren's furry panther persona jungle leaping dreams, like. UGH. THEY TOOK AWAY NOEL. THEY TOOK AWAY THE CHILL BRO. idc idc how many picks idc THEY TOOK AWAY CHILL BRO!!!

THEY TOOK AWAY CHIPMUNK !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tonhalszendvics]

I just had a thought instead of working on my thesis lol

In Brisingr, Eragon pulled gold out of the ground to make three balls and then went around and handed out two, and made two rings out of the third.

Since Eragon did that with magic, we can assume that it was 99,9% pure gold, which is soft af. Also, Eragon doesn't know too much about any kind of metalworking (as seen in the chapter when Rhunön made his sword), let alone being a goldsmith, so he probably spent a good chunk of his evening with trying to turn that very soft gold into something useful.

We know that loopholes in spells are a Thing, so just. Imagine Roran's face when he does something and his ring suddenly flattens on one side? And he can't even re-shape it, because the spells on the ring make it impossible?

[simpingforcys]

HELLO??????

[weiner-does-preg]

Beira mistook Fulmine’s Preg potion stash for ale and has drank the lot of them.

Oooh I love this

That’s a big un’

[dadvans]

s6 rewatch

the back half of season 6 is so underappreciated. you have: cursed pompeii bracelet, a ghost keeps calling 9-1-1 dispatch until chimney buys its house, buck dies for 3 minutes and experiences an it's a wonderful life coma dream where bobby is a pill popping manic pixie nightmare (best version of bobby only second to s5 treasure hunt bobby who has strategic treasure maps of los angeles), buck gets temporary superpowers where he can do quick math so he and eddie go scam a poker game...

like every episode is really yakkity sax shark jumping played so sincerely, and i love it. my favorite version of this show is when it's both heartfelt and also the storytelling equivalent of a scooby doo gang running from monsters musical interlude

[nightbloated]

Pony, for the first time in 2 years

[swashbucklery]

Done with the Compass - chapter 5: to a heart in port

The morning of the joint Tanthalos-Hastur garden party, the entire house is a flurry. (Kit endures the dreaded garden party, and Elora and Jade prepare for a fancy dress party of their own.)

by @swashbucklery (pirateygoodness) and @commanderbuffy (rochke11)

[weiner-does-preg]

I know Kata would absolutely HATE being tricked into drinking Preg potion…

[fat-house-cat-vibes]

Sitting pretending to be normal and rational, in reality all I can think about is someone secretly slipping me a potion that makes me swell up and up before I can even react, leaving me completely at there mercy and belly so big it could be passed off as a pregnancy belly which would just be even worse im- 🥴

But nah I'm normal and acting fine