#marlene and james

[moonysraygun]

"James potters thighs" NO. MARLENE MCKINNON'S THIGHS. A 5'2" soccer player? Her thighs are absolutely incredible.

[not-rab]

the tiktok where the girl put her friend’s dad for their ‘hear me out’ cake but it’s js marlene putting effie

[fourthemarauders]

James:"If you had one day to live, what would you do"

Marlene:"your mom"

[florence-not-italy]

the girls sing jolene by dolly parton to marls, changing the lyrics to be about her. marlene, marlene, marlene, marlene i'm begging of your please don't take my man and as the biggest lesbian the world has ever seen she laughs her head off every time

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Groupchat James: which one of you fucks sent my mom flowers?!

Everyone:

Sirius: this has Marlene written all over it

Marlene: Just shooting my shot

[vomits0cutely]

Fleamont: *walks into sitting room* Why’s it so dark in here

James: *sprawled out on a sofa half asleep, with Marlene fast asleep on his lap* Pete, Do you mind?

Peter: Don’t worry, I got this.

Peter: *Stomps his feet*

Peter: *Skechers light up*

[percyweasleyapologist]

Marlene, to James: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.

[karistiltskin]

do you guys think they targeted marlene first because they knew her death would affect the most people?

peter knew her death would be devastating to everyone including himself which is why he did it so he could never come back from it and go forward with serving the dark lord. kind of like his own punishment for himself.

we’re at the point where peter is done with james, he never liked who he became when he was around him, always in the shadows, but with marlene?

oh no, marlene held all the best parts of him. with marlene he laughed, and joked, and felt seen just being himself. she became the most important part of his childhood and he needed that gone if he was going to do what he did.

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

james and marlene btw

[spidermansballs]

james, remus, sirius, and marlene with matching bellybutton piercings.

[the-moon-says-hi]

every so often i think about the time i was possessed my marlene mckinnon’s ghost. like i was watching a dance presentation, in front of me sat my friend and besides him sat his father. the presentation was amazing and there was a dance where my friend’s mum was part of. so i tapped him and said “im marrying your mum” (which is kind of a running joke among our friend group) but this time instead of getting defensive he just shrugged and said “well, ask him (points to his father) about it” and so, with no hesitation whatsoever, i turn to this middle aged man — bulky and wearing a small ponytail looking all punk — and said “can i marry your wife?” and he looked me dead in the eye and laughed and said “no”

[moonysraygun]

*Marlene and James looking at quidditch bats*

"Can I smash James balls with it?"

"So you admit I have balls? Finally!"

"Yeah they hang out of your vagina!"

*Regulus who just wanted to buy a new broom shocked into even deeper silence meanwhile Sirius is crying laughing*

[not-rab]

jegulus and dorlene double date but it’s just a gryffindor/slytherin quidditch match

[moonytoast-x]

my james potter truths:

-desi or hispanic james ‼️

-people pleaser james

-james who is totally fine, wdym, he's the mentally stable one, what are you even talking about? there's no way he's having a panic attack, he doesn't get those. he's fINE

-james who falls in love with his whole entire being, he's never had a casual emotion in his life

-overly protective james

-mamas boy james <3

-drummer james 🥰

-james listens to abba

-adhd james

-james who is really close with marlene (sirius is his best friend, but marlene is a close second (the other marauders are tied with her))

[florence-not-italy]

after the first time where remus retracted into the corner at hogwarts' parent/child events, minnie began to offer herself up. everybody else (marlene particularly) was incredibly jealous of him. but deep down remus wouldn't trade minnie's kindness for the world.

[sunmoonyandstars]

james and marlene