#meow8easts

[arachniterror]

I’m glad I’m worthy, but now he messed up!!!!!!!! I’m going to cuddle him foreeeeeeeever now

Good, I’m stealing him, he’s mine now

Went from trying to assassin8 me with lamps to trying to suffocate me under the disguise of affection. My kind of guy!!!!!!!!

[arachniterror]

Gonna go save Nep from her meow8east. 8r8

[spirit8oard]

Meow8easts used to 8e common shipm8s for sailors and pir8s. 

[meowderous]

marquise-mindfang replied to your post “I like that white meowbeast.”

I see you have discovered the plague of meow8easts here.

Them but also the uhh....drawing one

[zawazawanightmares]

Big Billy & Vriska Serket

You, Big Billy (Gangreen Gang), are connected to Vriska Serket Your partner selected the 18+ server. Your partner has a starter. Type /starter or tap here to see it.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): /starter

Vriska Serket: https://m.imgur.com/a/43nC6UB // https://f-list.net/c/meeeowww // I'm terrible at speaking first, so feel free to say hi or start IC!

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Duh...hi!

Vriska Serket: ...Uh. Hey. You're... New.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): New? Billy isn't new. Billy is...duh... *counts his fingers* How old is Billy again?

Vriska Serket: I don't know, 8ig man. I'm a8out 9 sweeps, myself. And, I meant we haven't met 8efore. You're new to me.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Oh, that's right! Billy is new then! Is this Townsville?

Vriska Serket: ...Well, it sure as hell isn't Alternia or the 8u88les. I would assume... Are you 8illy? You never gave me a formal introduction, 8ut I think I can take a guess as to what your name might 8e.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): I'm Big Billy! And you're...Gray Girl! Duh, with horns! And a weird eye? How are you, Gray Girl With Horns And A Weird Eye?

Vriska Serket: Vriska. Vriska Serket. Sometimes people call me the Thief of Light, 8ut that's a title, rather than a name. I'm... Fine. A 8it confused as to where I am and how I got here, as well as to why there were children flying through the sky, 8ut I'm fine.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): *gasps* You steal light? Like bulbs and candles and suns? That's evil! *smiles* That means you are cool!

Vriska Serket: ...You could say that. I also steal luck and knowledge to make myself luckier or smarter, too. [She grins right back.] Glad to know you think I'm cool. I m8 some friends mad, and now not a lot of people like me.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): You steal luck? Like...duh...dice? And knowledge? You take bulbs from libraries?

Vriska Serket: Um. Kind of! Let's see, how can I explain this... Ok, so you know how some people are super lucky? Well, I can make them not lucky anymore, and then make myself super duper lucky. Same with really smart people.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Lucky? Like...Ace! He always wins our card games! And he's smart too! He always knows when to hit Snake for being stupid!

Vriska Serket: Yeah! I'm like Ace. Imagine if me and him got into a fight. I would 8e a8le to steal his smarts, and make myself super smart with it!

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): *gasps* Then you would be the smartest, most luckiest person in the town!

Vriska Serket: Exactly. See, you're pretty smart for figuring that out! Some people still try to fight me, even though they know that.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Billy smart? Billy smart! Billy have smart!

Vriska Serket: Yeah, exactly! Proud of you, 8ig guy. So, you said I'm in... Townsville? 8it redundant of a name...

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Big place! Right next to Cityville!

Vriska Serket: Cityville. Is that place... Small? I mean, if this place is so 8ig...

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Billy don't know. Billy just know Powerpuff Girls hate that place.

Vriska Serket: ...Right. The... Powerpuff Girls. Are those your... Favor8 comic 8ook characters...?

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Comic book? Billy love comic books! But Powerpuff Girls are real! They are heroes who save the town every day!

Vriska Serket: Oh-...OH. Are they the group of children I saw flying around earlier? That's... Pretty cool. I think.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Yeah! They fly, fight, shoot lasers, and run fast! Sometimes, they turn into a big flaming kitty!

Vriska Serket: Uh-huh. A 8ig flaming... Kitty? You mean a meow8east?

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Meowbeast? That funny name for kitty!

Vriska Serket: ...Oh, right. You guys aren't trolls. I'm an alien, for you. ...At least, I think I am. Humans aren't green, last I checked.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Billy don't know. Billy just trust his eye! *laughs as he moves his hair to reveal his giant singular eye*

Vriska Serket: Wow. Huh. [She nods, crossing her arms.] Well, yeah, I'm not from Earth. I'm an alien. So we call some stuff differently, according to some of my other human friends.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Oh. Are you here to invade?

Vriska Serket: Me? No. I mean, I'm not. My empress might, 8ut I'm pretty sure she's dead. Or not in this timeline.

Vriska Serket: No one likes her, though.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Oh. Then the Powerpuff Girls won't get you!

Vriska Serket: I mean, they might. Some people consider me a 8ad guy sometimes. Like when I killed my friend. Or indirectly ruined a universe.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Oh...did you fart?

Vriska Serket: Nah, I just accidentally cre8ed an almost immortal dog demon that can teleport.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Oh. How does that ruin anything?

Vriska Serket: He killed half of all of my friends.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Oh. Bad doggy.

Vriska Serket: Yeah, exactly. And I am technically only a little 8it not really responsi8le for it.

Vriska Serket: 8ut, y'know, you don't need to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): You don't?

Vriska Serket: Of course not. 8eing "good" is su8jective. Some people do 8ad things, some people do good things. 8ut everyone thinks good and 8ad are different things, y'know? Some people think what they're doing is good, and other people think they're 8ad.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Duh...

Vriska Serket: ...You don't really understand what I just said, do you?

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): ...Nope.

Vriska Serket: Ok, um... So, think a8out it like this.

Vriska Serket: You take a piece of candy from a 8a8y. In a few hours, that kid isn't gonna remem8er what you did, and you enjoyed the candy. No one was really hurt, so is it really that 8ad that you stole it?

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Oh yeah! That smart!

Vriska Serket: Thanks, I do my 8est.

Vriska Serket: 8ut it's like that a lot of the time, except a lot more... Complic8ed. Say a really 8ad person who hurts people, steals, lies, et cetera. What if they save someone. Wouldn't that 8e good? That would 8e what a hero would do.

Vriska Serket: You don't need to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Oh...that true! You don't need to be good to do good!

Vriska Serket: Exactly! 8ut not a lot of people understand that, and they're mad at me for doing some 8ad things, even though I did more good than 8ad.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Oh, those people must be not smart.

Vriska Serket: Yeah, they aren't. 8ut oh well! It's their loss.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Yeah! They lost their smarts. Hey, did you steal them?

Vriska Serket: ...Not all of them. I mostly steal luck instead of knowledge. I don't really need to 8e some egghead.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Oh yeah! Nerds are dorks! *laughs*

Vriska Serket: Exactly. You don't think I'm a dork, now, do you? I'm cool.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): That's right! You're cool! Cooler than Ace!

Vriska Serket: Whoa. That's a high honor. I'm flattered you think so, 8ig guy! I think you're really cool too, if we're 8eing honest.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Billy cool? We both cool!

Vriska Serket: Exactly! We should do something cool together.

Vriska Serket: Like ro8 someone!

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Yeah! That's cool!

Vriska Serket: ...Well, may8e... 8ut didn't you mention something a8out those girls? How they stop 8ad guys or something?

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Yeah but they probably won't show up this time! You're lucky!

Vriska Serket: Oh, yeah, you're right! Man, see, you're almost as smart as I am! I completely forgot a8out that.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Let's go rob the bank! I hear they have money inside...

Vriska Serket: Yeah, I could use my luck powers and make all the security systems fail. It would 8e so easy.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Yeah! It'll be fun!

Vriska Serket: Only thing I can think is a getaway. I can fly, 8ut... Well, no offense, 8ig guy, 8ut I don't think I can carry you.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): It's okay! I can walk.

Vriska Serket: You sure? You don't look Like you can run very fast.

Big Billy (Gangreen Gang): Billy is sure! Billy doesn't get tired! Except when Billy sleeps.

Your partner timed out

[8adhue-blog]

Every other fucking troll on this god fors8ken we8site: Strong, 8eautiful, pro8a8ly Pops their sleeves off when they flex.

Me, a trashgremlin: I managed to lift a meow8east in one swoop tonight.

[preordainedpiracy]

Where is my meow8east????????

[fortunatusaraneam]

I like meow8easts 8etter, 8ut 8ark8easts are okay too.

[8lue8astard]

Hey!!!!!!!! Leave me out of your stupid anthropomorphic meow8east fanfiction! 

@8lue8astard IS A CLOUD LEOPARD. @embellishedbookworm IS AN ASIATIC GOLDEN CAT. KARTER IS A MARBLED CAT. @rebelinchief IS AN AFRICAN GOLDEN CAT.

AND I FEAR FOR MY SAFETY IF I GIVE NICK A CAT THAT ISNT A TIGER.

[caligosgambit]

@aquatic-arachnid

What the fuck? You’re a meow8east?

Okay, I’m definitely getting trolled here. I mean I’ve seen some weird shit, so I guess this isn’t completely out of the realm of possi8ility, 8ut it’s 8ordering pretty close.

✧*:･ﾟ+ Ɲσt α ɱҽσωƅҽαst! Ɓυt αη σtɦҽɾωσɾɗℓy ƅҽαst, ιηɗҽҽɗ. +･ﾟ:*✧

✧*:･ﾟ+ Iƒ I ɾҽɱҽɱƅҽɾ cσɾɾҽctℓy, yσυ ɱαy ƅҽ σηҽ ωɦσ ɗσҽsη't ҽҳαctℓy ƅҽℓιҽνҽ ιη cɾҽαtυɾҽs sυcɦ αs ɱysҽℓƒ. Ɓυt tɦαt's αℓɾιgɦt! Ƴσυ ƅҽℓιҽνҽ ωɦαtҽνҽɾ yσυ ℓιƙҽ. I'ℓℓ stιℓℓ ƅҽ ɦҽɾҽ. +･ﾟ:*✧

[spirit8oard]

hies theres cuties glad to sees your silly sweet face again!

Hmmmmmmmm......this sounds like a very cute meow8east eldritch lady! How close am I? ::::P

[arachniterror]

You’re a little 8itty meow8east

AAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHH I 8N’T H8 FLIRTING

I’m going to find your hive

And I’m going to mess so much shit up. Just you W8

[meowderous]

!? Put a sticky note on your meow8easts 8ack that says ''Kick me''

==> She’s evil. Completly evil and you’re going to get your revenge. You penn out the statement in your most beautiful cursive to draw out the time until you have to harass one of your poor darlings. You let out a high A flat pitched whine as you choose a random feline and place the sticky note on them with a very emotional apology 

[courtinggrievances]

@amicicidalgambler reblogged your post:@amicicidalgambler liked your post:YOU KNOW, IT...

It’s a very rel8a8le meow8east. 8ut hey. I’m Vriska, ex-space pir8, kind of prisoner, what’s up with you?

OOOHHH.

HI. VRISKA.

HOW ARE THINGS GOING WITH THAT? YOU KNOW, BEING A PRISONER AND ALL, SOUNDS VERY FASCINATING AND I'D DEFINITELY *LOVE* TO HEAR MORE ABOUT THAT, SPECIFICALLY WHY YOU'RE A PRISONER, AND- DID YOU SAY "EX SPACE PIRATE".

[arachniterror]

I can ignore for a loooooooong time, I like attention 8ut I can live without. Yeah 8ut your John sounds like a skittish little meow8east.

I pass aaaaaaaall the tests, I’m just that good ::::)

Nope. I can only open up to one person at a time, that quotas filled!!!!!!!!

I’m 8ored, that’s all. I coooooooould go 8ack to ignoring you

8ones aren’t weird, I know soooooooo many people with 8ones, humans or not.

Nope, not happening.

[marquise-mindfang]

I am surprised my moirail has not killed me yet 8ecause we no longer have matching icons.