[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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xin mo did not become the demonic op sword of all three realms for this!!! for @kawouwu who asked for binggeyuan sillies! thank you for your donation to svsss' gotcha 4 gaza!
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(name) wayne, gagged and tied to a chair:
the villain, untying their gag: hahaha! i have kidnapped you for ransom and your father only has 5 hours left to save you by paying me!!!
(name) wayne: damn bruh my father hasn't spoken to me in 13 and a half years i don't think he's coming for me at all, better if you shoot me instead lmao cause i don't think batman would save me either
villain: ...
yan! villain, untying your ropes: welp, kidnapping is basically illegal adoption, am i right?
(name) wayne: as long as i'm fed three times a day and you read me bed time stories before i sleep then i guess that counts?
yan! villain: sweetheart, you are getting more than that.
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A compiled list of various severe crimes committed by one Mr Scar of the Good Times, exact counts pending.
Cannibalism (Multiple counts)
War profiteering
Trading of Souls
Grave robbing
Fraud of multiple varieties
Racketeering
Arson (Like a lot of it)
Unethical experimentation
Acts of Terror
Spiritual possession
Contract killing
Sale of human remains
Ritual sacrifice
Perpetuating Police Brutality
Domestic Terrorism
Oathbreaking
Violation of the real life Geneva Convention
Deceptive marketing
Kidnapping
Desecration of a sacred place
Whatever tf Area 77 had going on
Insider trading
Extortion
Patricide
Matricide
Unsafe building practices
Holy war
Desecration of corpses
Market manipulation
Treason
Tax evasion
Murder (Lots and lots)
Large-scale extreme vandalism
Mass enviromental destruction
Political corruption
Identity fraud
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gale's mossy beard bug fix
if you have a problem with gale's beard looking mossy in the game (which is a known bug since at least patch 3 or 4), you can do the following to resolve it:
go to your nvidia control panel or your graphic card equivalent
go to manage 3d settings
set the anisotropic filtering to x16
🖤
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saw that one manga omake panel and it was like looking into a mirror. and well. since ive been assigned already
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I'm actually begging thin people to make fat characters. You have so much power to normalize fatness by simply not making every one of your OCs thin (whether it's thin and dainty or thin and muscular).
More specifically, I want to see characters who are fat and are quick and quiet and have high dexterity. Characters who are large and burly and something other than a brute-force melee class. Make fat elves and nymphs and succubi, not just dwarves and orcs. Make fat characters with complex personalities. Don't have every fat woman 'make up for it' by having an extreme hourglass figure. Make fat characters who are desirable and loved.
But also, on a related note: please make characters who love to eat well, regardless of their size, and do not make it into a joke or a goofy trait. Make characters who go on long traveling quests and don't magically lose weight from all the walking, because not all bodies work like that. Make characters gain weight as a sign that they are physically or emotionally healing. Don't have every character refuse to eat as a tell when they are upset. Don't be afraid to have characters enjoy food. Please.
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idk if tumblr has seen this but if you haven't please for the love of god read this
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who's the prettiest character... you cannot say barbatos...
But anon... how could I possibly choose anyone other than Barbatos?
I mean... have you seen him??
His hair, that tail, his cute lil butler outfits, the TEAL.
Let it just be known that in my opinion, Barbatos is THE prettiest character.
But if I had to choose the next prettiest, it'd be Simeon. His shoulders alone could cause another Trojan War. They really didn't have to give the angels such revealing outfits, but they did and I am NOT complaining. But also, Simeon is just very pretty. I mean look at his face.
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hey, do you have any blog recs??? pls pls 🦄
Heyo!!
Oooh this is a fun question!! I follow a bunch of people for different things so I’ll try my best to summarise by ‘genre’ if that makes sense?? Keep in mind tho a LOT of people I follow post a variety of stuff, so there’ll be plenty of options for whatever you’re interested in!!
There are probably many that I’ve missed but I’ve just woken up so hope this helps!
OC Content:
Wouldn’t be appropriate to not include my beloveds in this: they all make AMAZING characters as well as templates and engaging in tag games that are hella fun! You don’t need to be tagged to do any of them🤍 there are some amazing writers too so check out their work (both written and drawn) cus they’re phenomenal!!
@carrionsflower @statichvm @risingsh0t @simonxriley @tommyarashikage @confidentandgood @unholymilf @florbelles @thedeadthree @shellibisshe @aezyrraeshh @faerune @tekehu @jackiesarch @jacobseed @minaharkers @carlosoliveiraa @rosenfey @queennymeria @shadowglens @nokstella @imogenkol @heroofpenamstan @fenharel @alexxmason @pensdragon @rolangf @a-treides @solasan @bigbywlf @delzinrowe
Artists:
@delicateweapon @ummmmandy @qursidae @starsandskies @tobyjamessharp @loish @huchidori @taratjah @duckydrawsart @lesly-oh
Anime/Studio Ghibli:
@ryomenscurse @incepstla @immanime @tophbefong @airikki
Video Games:
@tarydarrington @boozerman @onewingedangels @bethesdas
Movies/TV Shows:
@quinnigallagherjones @ciisne @robbsstrk @kahhorri @laurasbailey @hrmionegranger
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little late night warm up sketches
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hello! i’ve always wanted to have a little blog for the creatures of the world, and after building up enough courage and getting some inspiration from others, here it is!
i’m not too sure what i’ll be posting on here, but i know that i think i want to do request-type things! maybe requests for kintype moodboards, creature-type activities, etc ? that’s always seemed fun. so, if you want moodboards, names/pronouns, activity or snack ideas, or anything else, feel free to ask about it. should probably do some more talking about the blog now…
here, every kind of nonhuman is accepted. kins, therians, funlinkers, otherhearted beings, regressors— if you’re any kind of alterhuman or nonhuman, you’ve come to the right place! i won’t stand for any sort of discrimination towards any of those things on my profile.
if you actively participate in heavy discourse, are any sort of -phobic or -ist towards marginalized communities, run an nsfw account, don’t stand with palestine, or have a general negative attitude about things, this is not the place for you!
now about me !! my name is serenade, but i also go by leo or sunny. nicknames and petnames are encouraged and allowed! i am a nonhuman being that identifies with numerous queer and alterhuman labels including aldernic terms, vesil and perspesque terms, queer presentation terms, and more! masc & nonhuman language is fine.
if you have any questions, comments, requests, or concerns, don’t hesitate to ask. i want this to be a safe and encouraging space where i get to know about you and you guys can learn about me !! farewell for now, then ^^
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What happened to a character who was a Chihuahua who was friends with Friday?
they vanished from existence when you woke up from the dream in which you imagined them. in reality, they never existed
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three houses
also I have never played hopes so keep that in mind
pls no fighting
(Also don't be afraid to ask why certain characters are placed like that, just don't be a dick about it)
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