#mooshroom's letters... eugh

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

here you go 😘😘😘😘 /j /p /lh

...what-

(yes he canonically has cake, i chose that over lore /j)

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

^ this chicken looks at only the finest of twinks

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Burning this letter via fire magic]]

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

Twink twink homosexual twink

I AM NOT A TWINK. I’M SORRY BUT IS THIS “TWINK” TO YOU?!

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

wtf did you do to my ipad

I- WHAT THE F[[%$ <3 !#]]- [[This reply was cut due to lack of appropriate response from the Wizard. Our apologies.]]

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

ahem…

*reads this in your exact voice kawaiily*

“Ahh, alright?? I sure hope I don't suddenly get the urge to eat cheese at exactly 5:30am on the 2nd of November, 2023...”

that’s what 😁

Oh... Right. My formal apologies, I've been awfully paranoid this month due to... peculiar letters.

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

hi dad

-yes it's mooshie go on and put the tag

Mooshroom... Hello there, foul creature.

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

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... I'm considering having cats to guard my mailbox of you, you nonsensical fiend.

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎🫃☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎☺︎

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

I just shoved a whole bag of jellybean up my ass /j 🤗💥🫃 -REAL SHROOM

I hope the bag of jellybeans slides into your intestines and then explodes.

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

enjoy your first post you sopping wet crying baby /p

I made a “Stimboard” off of you

if you don’t know look it up

woosh *disappears into thin air*

[ooc: OH MY GEE! THANK YOU!]

A... A stimboard? I've heard of these boards before, these little images are so adjacent to me... I shall receive this as a compliment. I'm more than grateful, my dear, but please, I- *His voice is breaking a bit, his blue face heating to a purple.* I'm not a "sopping wet crying baby"! I'm only moist, as I'm somewhat connected to ice, and 33 years of age, thank you!

Also, may I ask why there's wet cats? These kitties are so wet and I'm unsure how they're connected to me...

But thank you, again...

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

🥰 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 I have msjaoaks,z,9mwoano idea

...I'm scared to ask what it is, but go ahead.

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

ever just uhhhhh ever just uhhhhmmmm ever just uhhh

*kidnaps you in a bag*

we’re going to somewhere

Oh noo!! I definitely can't exit this totally well-shut bag!

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

Oh god, not you again!

Please keep that beast at least 20 miles away from me at all times.

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

p e n i s

I don't exactly like you that much if I'm pure and virgin with my words.

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

icup :3

-🍞

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

IcUP🤗

-mpreg anon🫃

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET PREGNANT MOOSHROOM YOU HAVE A VOID