#mr. robot show

[acinematicworld]

⌨️ — 𝐦𝐫. 𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 — ⌨️

[ukiyoebirds]

The profound joy that comes from being listened to.

May need to click on the image for better quality.

[gleafer]

If he doesn’t make eye contact, he isn’t in trouble.

Hey kids!

I’ve dropped my 500th Patreon Post and it’s hasn’t even been a full year, yet (Nov. 25th is when I launched that ship!)

Thank you, Pigeons, for supporting me and my brand of nonsense! Love and appreciate you!

Nonpigeons:

Now would be a great time to join if you were thinking about it, especially if you use Apple apps. In November Evil Corp (Apple) is adding 30% charge to purchases on apps, this includes Patreon.

Anyone joining before that gets grandfathered in and fees don’t apply.

THAT BEING SAID you can always join through a web browser or android and avoid this BS completely, while still using the Apple app to look through your favorite Patreons!*

*Is it meeee???? Am I your favorite Patreon????

VOICE OF GOD: ADULTS 18+ ONLY

[braemjeorn]

we don't talk abt these two mentors enough

only had less than five minutes of dialogue each it's like a cameo, but it's my favourite cameos

[qweenofurheart]

i am watching that ten year old show

[the-bellhopper]

Today is 5/9 here are some mr robot furries

2 of these are kind of redraws so here are the older ones under cut. for fun idk

[dark-lord-of-awesomeness]

Emma-May: You already one child, here have another!

Stan: Uhhhhhh

*cues montage of Mr. Mystery well known villain taking Shifty out for a day at the park with a baby stroller. And him wearing the huggy wuggy pig bundle with Shifty in it. And going fishing with Soos, Tate, and Shifty.*

————

Ford: MR MYSTERY I HAVE COME TO STOP YOUR UNCOUTH MISDEEDS

Mr. Mystery: *slow claps as he dramatically steps out the shadows, wearing a baby carrier on top of his suit*

Mr. Mystery: Uncouth, what you have a word a day or something?

Ford: Wait… WHAT IS THAT?!

Shifty: *noises*

Mr. Mystery: Oh yeah that’s my…son? Daughter..? Child…? Eh gender is a scam by the government anyways. The Good Doctor, said it was my turn to watch over them and since I lost drawing straws, as well as Questiony is currently taking my other kid out to go get ice cream.

Ford: *making Ford noises* IM AN UNCLE?!?

Mr. Mystery: Wha

Ford: FEAR NOT NIBLING I SHALL RESCUE YOU FROM YOUR FATHERS CRIMES

Mr. Mystery: Hah, uh Nope! Sorry Sixer, kid’s gotta stay with me, or else the doctor will probably kill me if I let something happen to them.

———/

At some point:

Ford: *kicks down Fiddleford’s door, holding a squirming Shifty in one arm*

Ford: FIDDLEFORD, we have to raise my nibling!

Fiddleford: What?!

Ford: Fiddleford I need your help! You have a kid at home right? Is there any way you can convince your wife to take in another kid? I had to rescue my nephew/niece/nibling from a life of crime! His father may be far gone but maybe with a normal family, they can be raised in a better environment. Honestly I don’t know what Stanley was thinking!! He’s a criminal, and is in constant danger, that’s no place to raise a kid.

Fiddleford: I don’t know, me and Emma-May already have a handful with Tate. But I mighty suppose I could ask, itd be mighty cruel to let the lil critter grow up alone.

*they call Emma-May*

{ Cut to Villain Head quarters where Emma-May is livid that her magnificent genetic marvel kid was stolen and is on a man hunt. While Soos and Tate are in the background causing crime. And Stan is doing the dead family guy pose}

Emma-May: Ah shoot getting a call.

Fiddleford: Hi sugar, so, this might be a bit sudden. But….how would you feel about taking in another kid?

Emma-May: Why I would have to see the kid first,… *covers phone and looks at Stan, Tate and Soos and mouths FIDDLESOMETHING HAS HIM*

*Tate nods and Soos gives a thumbs up, Stan is still on the floor*

Oh this is so funny. So many shenanigans happened with the kids pre identity reveal. Stan would get put into babysitting duty, then Ford would kidnap Tate and take him back to Fiddleford, and Fiddleford had to pass off Tate being in his care the whole time when Emma-May comes home all ??? and mentioning she put Tate with a babysitter? (she knows what happened, Stan is currently stuck to a wall sideways back at the lair, she just thinks its funny when uhhhhh Finagin squirms)

Then Shifty comes along and they are reverse hot potating this baby bug around to each other, none of the Fords the wiser that Emma-May is already this baby's mother and Stan is an unwilling father in his growing crowd of clingerons (Dan you have a family, why are you here? go home says Stan, while Dan is sitting on their themed couch in their villain lair late at night, watching Stan as he's tied to a pole getting rotated rotisserie chicken style over Shifty, Tate, and Soos while they chant something and Carla turns the handle after he forgot to steal their groceries from the Evil Grocery Store, leaving them starving. Emma-May is also there, standing above him and tossing corn flakes over him, the only food in the lair after the third week of forgetting people other than him occasionally want to eat food in the lair that is also only his house, none of them live here, not even Shifty. (he's currently rehomed at the McGuckets until Stan 'kidnaps' him back)

"I'm good" says Dan, watching Shifty jump at Stan and latch onto his cape with his teeth. Stan doesn't even scream, and all the kids boo at him(then Soos asks if he wants help getting down, and Stan sighs))

[brionysea]

insp.

[soup-the-zombie]

Convention crawlers

[venomnyx]

gang is this the real Josh Washington???

[knockoutssparebuffer]

We honestly need to talk about the other residents of Griffin Rock more often.

LIKE HOW MR.HARRISON IS SEEMINGLY A SINGLE DAD WITH THREE KIDS

[vintage-tigre]

[sahind]

"I'm doing this for me. I can't live with what I did anymore. You're wrong. They won't win. Because one good thing came out of all of this; they showed themselves. The top one percent of the one percent, the ones in control, the ones who play God without permission, and now I'm gonna take them down. All of them." MR. ROBOT (2015–2019) Created by Sam Esmail

[strawbkiwi]

the most realistic part of mr robot in terms of DID rep is that despite elliot quite literally saying he loses time, hallucinates people (his FATHER WHO ELLIOT SAID TRAUMATISED HIM), he has a history of blacking out (how they started therapy in the first place), and doesn't remember entire gaps of his life, krista still doesn't bring up dissociative identity disorder. krista that man's identity is clearly fucking dissociated, DO SOMETHING.

[hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt]

so apparently mr. robot is coming to netflix...everyone get ready for this fandom to double in size lmao

[angelamcss]

MR. ROBOT (2015 — 2019)