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[duranduratulsa]

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[luvseraphh]

Hi!! Can I get a latte with caramel drizzle and a chocolate muffin for Bakugou please?🩷🩷

(Water bender reader if applicable please)

water and fire k. bakugo

in which water and fire didn't mix well, but something about it is so enticing, it was hard to keep saying no.

order a treat here

everyone knows fire and water wouldn't mix well. bakugo's explosive, fiery personality didn't mesh well with your calm, empathetic one.

he didn't like how kind and calm you were, uplifting everyone while still making sure the energy levels didn't get too high. it irked him in ways that were unreasonable.

you didn't like the way he made everyone else seem stupid, putting others down just to make himself look better.

but somehow, you guys still couldn't seem to get away from each other. you sat next to each other in class, you were often stuck next to each other on the common room couch, it's like fate wanted to push you together.

"you're so fucking annoying," katsuki scoffed as you both walked back from training, having been assigned partners.

"i don't get what your problem is with me. i'm nothing but kind to you despite the fact that you're a dick to everyone," you finally explode, stopping in your tracks to look at the blond.

"the problem is you won't fucking leave me alone. i can't even get peace in my fucking dreams. you're everywhere. i can't take it anymore. it's so aggravating," he scoffs, turning to yell at you too, before smashing your lips together in a passionate, angry kiss.

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[theyanderespecialist]

Clef's Demi Goddess SCP (Headcanons) Yandere Alto Clef X SCP Female Reader (SCP Foundation)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am here with a new chapter! This one is going to be with A Archive of Our Request:  May I request headcanons with Dr. Alto Clef x Female reader that has meta-nature manipulation and reality warping, and is the daughter of an unknown entity/deity (primordial god of love from Greek mythology)? If that is no problem. 

Anyways enjoy this chapter!] 

(Disclaimer: Dr.  Alto Clef Is Not Yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank You!) 

-Yandere Headcanons With Dr. Alto Clef X Female SCP Reader From The SCP Foundation- 

.Clef did not want to fall in love with you. 

.It was his job to decommission you, but you were an otherworldly and beautiful woman. 

.More or less you were a demi-goddess. 

.He also could not bring himself to hurt you, you were in a similar situation to his daughter. 

.Except you willingly stayed at the foundation. 

.You stayed and allowed them to use your abilities for the greater good and their research. 

.Clef made sure that he was the researcher in charge of your case, so he saw you at least once a day. 

.He was very fond of you and would see you as much as possible. 

.Of course the more he got to know you the more possessive he became of you. 

.So he made sure that there was NO men on the team that worked with you. 

.He was not going to let any man look at how beautiful you were. 

.He also made sure that they talked to you as little as possible. 

.He wanted to be the only one in your life. 

.Since you were a reality bender and a literal demi-goddess of an SCP he made it so you could help him in decommissioning other SCPS. 

.If anyone in the foundation fell in love with you, they were dealt with right away. 

.If a human rival a gunshot from Clef's cancer gun would end their life so fast. 

.If it is an SCP he does his best to decommission them. 

.If he cannot do that he makes sure that you cannot see them ever again and that they stay away from you. 

.He did not like when he had to cross-test you with other SCPS. 

.He forbids you from seeing certain SCPS like 682 and 076-2 and many others. 

.He could not risk you being hurt by them like that. He rather dies than let it happen. 

.He has been hurt by a literal goddess before. 

.So he would for the longest time keep his heart guarded, not admitting that he was in love with you. 

.Because he is afraid of being hurt again. 

.Of course, the love for you is much stronger than his late wife. 

.So he is super possessive of you and very protective. 

.He is also a shameless flirt with you, making comments about wanting to fuck you and all the things he would do to you when he made love to you. (This is when he accepted his feelings for you.) 

.He would only be fully honest with you, while everyone else gets lies. 

.He would confess to you with a good amount of sincerity. As he is showing his true feelings for you.  

.If you accept his love he will be so happy and you can bet your sweet ass that you are going to be having sex with him very very soon! 

.If you do not accept his love, well he could not let this happen, so he will find a way to fully contain you, and he will be the only one you ever see again. 

.You should have just accepted his love because there is no going back now. 

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, Another chapter done! I hope that you all enjoyed this chapter, and please stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!] 

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[therealvinelle]

I'm finally reading Midnight Sun, and it's kind of insane how...Edward Edward blatantly is in this book. Like, somewhere on your blog you compare it to American Psycho, and I totally get what you mean. It's so fking long compared to Bella's POV, and if Edward wasn't whining and moaning about how terrible and damned he is the entire time, it would be 100 pages. (Oh, and this is while he continues to do the terrible and immoral things that he feels so bad about--like he's self aware, to a point, but it's all just for show, and he's not going to stop planning Mike's murder or sneaking into Bella's room and watching her sleep all night.)

Oh my God, and the other thing is that every SINGLE page, he takes some time to talk about how good Bella smells and how nice her skin is, and he's always sticking his face in her neck and inhaling like he's high. He doesn't say, "I find you & your [specific trait] so attractive", no, it's basically all about her flesh, her warmth, her 'delicateness' and fragility (e.g. humanity, e.g. the fact that he could kill her if he wanted to), and the CONSTANT SNIFFING is so uncomfy. Like, it's so blatant that his favorite thing about her is her ODOR, and everything else takes a backseat.

I remember the obligatory period of time (ages ago) I went through hating on Twilight for how much of a creep Edward is, but now I finally understand--I've seen the light!!!! The books are good, precisely because of how much of a creep Edward is, and because it's just so obvious and horrifying and entertaining, and the entire thing is such a shitshow. Midnight Sun is so much worse in that regard than Twilight, because he's basically ranting and deranged the entire time and we don't have any breaks.

I just wanna thank you for your metas, because I enjoy them so much, and now that I'm finally reading one of the books after having been indoctrinated over, I'm noticing all these crazy moments. Like, there was one scene where Bella forgives Edward for (I think this was what it was about) watching her sleep for months, and then right after, Edward compares the moment and the relief he felt then to when he came back from his "bender" and Carlisle forgave him, and I thought that was really telling that he was comparing those two situations and people...

Also, it's insane how melodramatic he is. Like every 10 pages, he'll say something that'll remind me of one of your or Muffin's metas, and it's giving me life.

Anyway, love your takes and fics!!!! <3

I'm so happy to hear this, and it's very validating (as three years on, it's easy to forget just how... Edward... Edward is). You're making me want to read the book again.

Thank you so much for the lovely words!

Look, @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin, a lovely anon!

[nimblermortal]

Lemon Kale Muffins

But Nimbler, I hear you say, why would I do that to myself?

Look. It's an improvement on the lemon blueberry* muffin, and it's bright green. It also happens to sneak vegetables and protein into your diet. Stay tuned! You will need a blender.

*cranberry. Improvement.

100g chopped kale 2 eggs 2 teaspoons vanilla extract, or 1/2 t vanilla powder and 1 t vanilla 1 lemon zest and juice 1/3 c (150 mL) neutral oil 2-3 T honey 1 (110g) stick of butter 1/3 c (70g) caster/granulated sugar 3/4 c (100g) all purpose flour 1/2 c (60g) whole wheat flour 1/4 c (25g) almond flour 1 teaspoon baking powder scant ½ teaspoon salt handful of cranberries

Steam kale. If you want it to be a brighter green, dunk steamed kale in cold water and squeeze out. Add kale, eggs, vanilla, lemon zest and juice, oil and honey to blender. Blend till homogeneous. Cream butter and sugar. Beat liquid from bender with creamed butter and sugar. Mix till just combined with dry ingredients and cranberries. Put into greased muffin tin and bake at 350 for 15-20 minutes. Makes 12 muffins. These are fragile when freshly baked so wait five or ten minutes to loosen them from the tin.

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You do NOT get a picture because I just realized these muffies are half way through baking and I forgot the whole wheat flour. Brain shorted out between the white and the almond flours and I just left it out. Also meant to add more cranberries. SOUP IT IS. And no more baking for me tonight. :(

[fandomfreakstudios]

now i'm thinking about how jay will react to her father's interview when she finds out about everything he's done. it is unlikely, of course, that she will do the same as hollyhock, removing him from her life forever, but maybe something similar will happen. in any case it will be a complete angst xx

Alright so… this is something I have thought about extensively, actually.

I feel like one thing I need to highlight is the fact that around the beginning of the series, round her late teens early 20’s, Bojack has kind of… given up. Slowly but surely he loses his rose coloured glasses around parenting, it’s not sitcom-esque like he was hoping, so he just stops REALLY viewing her as a vulnerable kid/young adult because he can’t recognize that outside of youthful tv-cuteness.

Anyways! What i’m getting at is that their relationship becomes a bit more toxic enabling co-dependent then is ideal… the two very often drinking and being dumb together (think of the 2 week bender that he goes on after Diane gets engaged. Stuff like that she would end up roped into).

So unlike Hollyhock she is VERY desensitized to it, and she has been knee deep in his bullshit since day one. I feel like, similar to how Bojack drunkenly confessed the Sarah Lynn thing to Peanutbutter. In his crazy attempt at processing the Penny thing, I think he would drunkenly confess that to Jay. He would deep down be seeking the confirmation that he’s not awful, and dangerous, and fucked up and whatever else… and I think Jay would comfort him.

But she has this deep hidden desire to distance herself, especially with todd leaving… but she can’t. This is her Dad, and she loves him and she NEEDS to be his support. Philbert era was terrifying for her. She was watching Bojack decline in real time, and she was so incredibly unequipped to help him.

Obviously this means she supports his sobriety, couldn’t be happier for him… And in all honesty she was relishing in the space she had from him… She’s happy for his new job, his new life, he leaves the house to her when he moves to Connecticut (she still lived with him up to this point. She never had a job or any funds of her own).

So the interview, and the aftermath, is absolutely devastating to her. All that progress, that new better life, that new beginning was all tossed away. That’s the worst part of the interview. It doesn’t destroy her perception of him in the way you may think, it’s just devastating to see him fall so far.

There is one line though, that makes her feel sick. When he says that Sarah Lynn was like a daughter to him. She was around during the events of Prickly Muffin. She was around for that, she was living with him through all that horrible bullshit, definitely at least a bit traumatized by that, but that was just… yuck.

From there, Bojack loses his job, loses his house, which is really JAY’s house, and they both need to move in with Peanutbutter. Her stifling financial dependence on Bojack made her homeless right alongside him.

Bojack going to jail, hate to say it, is jay’s saving grace. She’s living rent free Peanutbutter’s house, and living rent free in her Dad’s house is one thing, but she’s grown too independent and prideful to mooch off peanutbutter, no matter how adamantly he insists she’s always welcome.

She gets a job, and moves out on her own for the first time at 28, and… she gets a one room apartment, with only enough space for her and not Bojack. It was a hard decision but she knew something needed to be done to separate the two…

And she admits that, full stop. She directly forwardly tells him that she’s her own person, she needs her own space and independence. She’s able to stand her own ground and separate herself from a toxic and difficult situation

so yeah, a bit yappy and I went in a few different directions aside from your ask but I had a good time writing :3

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Leela and Fry's Datenight (Commission)

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Futurama - Leela (Lee/Ler)/ Fry (Lee/Ler)

WARNINGS: Alcohol/ Revealing clothing!

Leela and Fry are enjoying a date night at home, while Fry brings up some interesting topics. Leela is very curious about them and lets her curiosity get the better of her...

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"I had a great night tonight, Fry. You were very charming."

"Thanks, Leela. I had a great night too. Sorry I tried to swim in my soup, though."

"Oh, it's okay. It's not the first time you've done it."

After a wonderful date night at Elzar's Fine Cuisine, Leela and Fry were winding down in the Planet Express building. Fry had poured some champagne for the both of them, and they planned to talk all night, as they had plenty of times before.

The two were sat on the couch; Leela in a revealing yet tasteful dress with holes showing off her stomach and sides through the outfit. Her hair was up in a ponytail and curled over her shoulders. Fry thought she looked amazing, but then again, he always did.

Fry had removed his suit jacket and tie and rolled up the sleeves of his white button-up to get more comfortable. Leela preferred his natural look over his fancy look, but she always appreciated the gesture.

"So, what was your favorite thing to eat tonight? I thought the Cream of Nothing was spiced well." Fry asked while sipping his drink. Leela smiled at him lovingly while settling into his side on the couch.

"Hmm, the mango chutney on the Unnameable Horror from Beyond was good. I'll need to bring leftovers for Amy to try. You think Bender would like the Neptunian Slug?" Leela asked. Fry scoffed and rolled his eyes at the mention of his best friend.

"Gah, Bender, that jerk. I don't even wanna talk about him." Fry carded his fingers through his hair while Leela looked at him questioningly. The lights of the city from the sliding glass door reflected in her eye.

"What happened? Did he rally for the death of all humans again?" Leela asked. Fry snuck his arm around Leela's waist to hold her closer.

"No, no, he did that last week. That bastard stole my wallet, and he knew I was taking you out tonight! He played dirty, too." Fry drained his glass of champagne and moved to pour some more. Leela offered her glass to be refilled as well.

"Oh, is that you asked me to give you money under the table to pay to make it look like you were the one paying for the meal?" Leela questioned. Fry smiled back at Leela and gave her back her now-filled glass.

"Yeah, a gentlemen's gotta take care of his lady. But man, Bender used my one weakness against me! It really ticked me off. Usually, I wouldn't mind it, but I do mind it when it's used for...wallet stealing." Fry groaned in his glass while Leela grew curious.

"What did he do? He didn't hurt you did he?" Fry had to be careful. He knew if Leela suspected Bender hurt Fry for a moment, she would tarnish his shiny metal ass in an instant.

"No, if anything, he did the opposite. That bastard held me down and tickled me in the apartment! It was humiliating. And before I knew it, my wallet was gone. Ugh, I hate when he does that." Fry drank deeply from his glass while Leela swirled her drink around.

"Oh, that childish thing? I didn't know you were ticklish, Fry." Leela admitted. Fry gave her a quizzical look.

"Huh? I thought everyone was? Well, humans anyway. I wouldn't wanna try tickling Dr. Zoiberg." Fry said truthfully. Leela set her glass down on the coffee table and reached over to grab Fry's glass from his hand.

"Hey, I was drinking that-" Fry protested.

"Lift your arms above your head," Leela asked Fry with a smile on her face. Fry showed an innocent smile and did as he was told, completely forgetting the earlier topic.

"Okay! What's the occasion? Some new move in the bedroom you wanna try? Or would it be the living room-" Leela had about zero experience when it came to tickling, so she was naturally curious. She's seen a few instances of tickling over the years at Planet Express, usually between Amy, Bender, and Fry. She'd always shrug it off and chalk it up to them being idiots, but she's always been silently curious. She supposed what better time than the present to test out her interest.

Drawing from her memories of what she's witnessed in the past, Leela took her hands and reached forward to start scribbling her fingers in Fry's outstretched sides.

Fry had an immediate reaction and shot his arms down to protect himself. His face creased into an equally happy and panicked expression as he tried to protect himself from Leela's tickles.

"Leehee-Leeheelaha?! Thi-Thihis ihihisn't whahat I hahad ihihin mihind!" Fry petered out between his giggles. Leela was focused a bit on her technique, silently wondering if she was doing this right. He was giving the right response, but she didn't know if she should be doing anything to enhance the experience, or what the end goal was to this game.

"Sorry to disappoint you, Fry, but I thought we could spend our night a bit differently. Not that I don't love us gossiping about the others every date night, but just to switch things up. You don't mind, do you?" Leela asked innocently. Well, Fry couldn't say no to her light-hearted request. Even if it tickled pretty badly.

"I- hehehee! I guhuess! Ihihit juhuhust tihihickles a lohohot!" Leela's fingers skittered and scritched in Fry's sides and ribs, her skill undeniable for someone who just discovered tickling. Fry's arms stayed by his sides, squeezed tightly for protection, but he didn't do much squirming.

"Well yeah, isn't that the point? Am I missing the point of tickling?" Leela asked wholesomely. She stopped for a moment to let Fry catch his breath. Even in the midst of Fry's giggles, his heart melted. She was just genuinely curious, how adorable was that?

"Aww, Leela, that's so- cuhuhute! H-Hehehey, gihihive mehehe a sehehecond!" Fry snickered, Leela already eager to hear his laughter again. Fascinating. Leela had never really paid attention to Fry's laughter before in their relationship, but now in this situation, she couldn't get enough of it. She liked feeling his stomach twitch in laughter underneath her fingers.

"Sorry, Fry. You just tell me when to stop, okay? We can use the same password if you want~" Leela teased, and started scribbling in Fry's stomach. Fry's hair shifted as his eyes narrowed in laughter.

"Ohoho! Dahaha-! Dahahark mahahaha-! Ahahaha! I cahahan't!" Fry's thin shirt wasn't helping with protecting him in any way. But then again, his own hands weren't either. His arms were at his sides and clenched there as if he were restrained. Leela figured he was just being nice, but she started to wonder if he was caught in a flight or fight position and frozen by the tickles.

"Aww, is the centuries-old caveman too ticklish? I don't know why I didn't realize it sooner." Fry was too overcome in his giggles to respond to Leela, especially since she was dotting up his stomach and trying to twist her fingers into his armpits. Fry snorted at her attempts to get into his hollows and squirmed underneath her.

"Leeheeheehee! Leela plehehease! Thihis ihihisn't vehehery hohohot!" Fry whined, his knees picking up and slamming down on the couch in protest. Leela noticed that Fry wasn't actively trying to push her hands away from her tickling. He hadn't even said to stop this whole time. Leela grew suspicious as she stilled her hands for a moment. It couldn't be possible that Fry could like the tickling and was deciding not to say anything, right?

"Fry, maybe try telling me to stop if you want it to be over~" Leela teased, and swirled little circles in his shirt. He let out some goofy giggles and held her hands while he caught his breath, his stomach moving with his breathing.

"Sohorry, I forgot I could say that. You scrambled my head for a second." Fry and Leela repositioned where Fry was laid on his back and Leela lay curled in his side. She rested her head on his shoulder while Fry idly traced his fingers along her dress.

"Why'd you do that anyway?" Fry asked, the moment becoming slower between them. Leela smiled at the feeling of his beating heart underneath her fingertips. She shrugged at the question, the city noises outside filling the background with ambient noise.

"I dunno, I just thought it was cute. And it was. I like your laugh." Leela said honestly. Fry got an idea and silently turned sinister beside Leela.

"Well, I like yours, too. Does that mean I can do this?" Fry took advantage of Leela's bare side showing through her dress and started skittering his textured fingers over her soft skin. Leela huffed out of her nose and slapped Fry's hand away.

"That's not gonna work on me, Fry. I know better than to react to something so childish." Leela said matter-of-factly. Fry shrugged, but went back to his idle circling of her skin. Leela couldn't help but stiffen and bite her lip against his side.

"Mmm sure, I believe you~" Fry grinned in response to Leela's reactions to his soft pawing at her skin. She groaned as she pushed herself up to look at Fry's feline grin on his face.

"And what's that supposed to mean? H-Hey!" With Leela pushed up against Fry, Fry took advantage of this and started scritching against Leela's jawline by her ear. She let out a small squeak, the sound betraying her strong and dominant appearance. Her shoulder shot up to try and protect the area.

"Don't think I haven't noticed you react in certain ticklish ways, Leela~ Just because I'm dumb doesn't mean I'm stupid, ya know." Leela found enough willpower to roll her eye at Fry in the midst of her jawline getting scratched. That drove Fry to sit up fully on the couch and wiggle his fingers over her neck and her ears.

"Yeek! Frhyhy stohohop thahat!" Leela let out deep and mature laughs, very on end with Fry's goofy laughter from earlier. She pushed his hands away, but he fought to keep them in place while Leela tried to bring up her shoulders for protection.

"Huh, looks like you can be juuuust as childish, Leela. Huh, 'LEE'-la is a funny name, isn't it?~" Fry teased, suddenly commanding this situation out of nowhere. Leela laughed out and tried to move to the other side of the couch, but Fry was quick to follow her and target all of her open spots. He reached for her outstretched armpit and her open side, he grabbed her thigh and scribbled his fingers against her knee. This dress wasn't helping the situation!

"Ahahahaha! Fr-Frhyhyhy! Dohohon't ruhuhuin my drehess!" The more places Fry reached for Leela, the more her dress wrinkled underneath him. He was made aware of this fact and stopped immediately.

"Oh, I'm sorry Leela! Are you okay- OOMF-" A swift punch to the gut was delivered by Leela to Fry. Fry doubled over and moaned while Leela sat up fully on the couch and reached for a compact mirror to fix her hair. She wouldn't look frazzled in front of him, especially on date night.

"You should know not to grab a lady like that without her permission, Fry." Leela said with a snap of her compact mirror. Fry groaned out a response in his folded shape.

"You don't- punch like a lady- augh-" He sighed. Leela felt a twinge of guilt. This was their date night after all. And she did kind of start the tickling, to begin with. Leela inched towards Fry and started rubbing his back in soothing circles.

"Oh Fry, are you okay? I didn't mean to- Ah!" Fry sprang out of his folded position and grabbed hold of both Leela's sides, and started to scribble his fingers into them. Leela's laughter started up again, her fingers balling in Fry's white shirt.

"I'm better now, your laugh is healing~" Fry oozed in teases, to which Leela groaned inwardly.

"Fryhyhy dohohohon't! Ihihihit's stuhuhupid, I ahahadmit!" Leela cried out, Fry now going for the open space of her dress over her tummy. Leela gasped as she covered that up immediately with a free hand and reached out blindly to scribble her fingers in Fry's skin. She had gotten his side, which Fry yelped and retreated his hands for a moment.

"Hehehey wahahahait! Thahahat's nohohohohot fahahahair!" Fry called out, Leela taking the opportunity to push Fry back away from her tummy and tickled over his sides and his stomach. Leela advanced and straddled Fry's waist to command the situation and take up estate on Fry's body.

"Oh, now it's not fair Fry? Make up your mind, would you?" Leela teased, her hands scribbling and scritching over his torso. Fry wriggled underneath her and tried to push her wrists back from his torso, but Leela saw that tickles weakened her adorable boyfriend greatly. His eyes were narrowed as silly giggles slipped from his mouth.

"I cahahahan't! Yohohou're tihihihickling mehehehe!" Fry snickered and let loose one of his wrists while Leela was caught up trying to keep him restrained underneath him.

"Oh Fry, aren't you cute- Eek!" Leela felt a hand slide up her defenseless side showing through her dress. She gave a small squeak and took both her hands off Fry's wrists to push him back from her sides. Fry took this in stride and grasped both her sides to pinch and squish up and down her ribs and sides.

"You said it was stupid earlier, huh? Well, it's making you laugh pretty well now, isn't it? Oh wait, let me try something! This'll be REALLY stupid!" Enthusiastically, Fry leaned into Leela's open tummy window from her dress and pressed his lips to her stomach.

"F-Fry what are you- Fryhyhyhy! Stop- Stohohohop thahahat!" Leela let out fresh peals of energetic laughs as Fry's lips raspberried against her belly. She squirmed and wriggled in the hug that he formed around her as she pushed at his shoulders. New sensations she's never felt before vibrated through her tummy as Fry landed little raspberries all over her stomach.

"But you sound so sweet Leela, I could listen to you all night~" Fry smiled up at her, his eyes full of love and his cheeks dusted with blush. Leela took a breath and swiped Fry's hair out of his eyes.

Her heart was pounding from her laughter, but it was welcome, in a strange way. She smiled down at Fry and cupped his love-stricken face between her hands.

"Oh, Fry. I could listen to you all night too. That turned out to be a lot more fun than I would have thought. Although, I feel like I prefer being the one tickling you." Leela removed herself from her seat on Fry's lap and snuggled into his side. Fry wrapped his arm around her side and pressed her into him reassuringly.

"Yeah um... I prefer uh... the opposite-" Fry covered up his answer with a cough, but Leela smiled wide at his confession. The city outside had turned somber in the night, the traffic quieter, and the lights dimmer. Leela placed her hand on his chest and hugged him close.

"Well, I hope you won't object if we were to spend another date night like this," Leela said in Fry's chest. Fry beamed and kissed her forehead lovingly.

"No matter how we spend our date night, it's a date with you, Leela. And that's all that matters to me." The couple smiled at each other before sharing a heartfelt kiss.

After the success of this particular date night, several date nights similar to it followed. It soon became a treasured pastime between the two, and their bond has even deepened due to the closeness. For something that started off as childish and stupid to Leela, it soon became something of a symbol of trust and togetherness with her love-struck partner.

[shiyorin]

A Random Collection

This is random things from the note app on my phone. Most of them are excerpts that I had to remove because they are not suit for fics anymore, but I still love those.

"Are you kidding?" She ticked points off on knuckles. "No relationship experience? Overbearing daddy issues? Probable performance problems downstairs? You're not red flag. You're red alert."

…

She pursed lips, as if divining some great mystery. "Hmm. Three possibilities come to mind. One - you weird religious cult type dudes, taken strict vows of celibacy?"

"Absolutely not!" Guilliman protested stiffly.

She ticked off a finger. "Two - dear old dad Big E raised you all to be socially inept man - children?"

Sanguinius cleared his throat delicately. "While Father emphasized scholarly pursuits, I'm certain matters of the heart suffered no neglect."

"Uh huh." She grinned like a fox scenting easy prey. "Which leaves option three - maybe the old family jewels just… don't work so good, if you know what I mean?"

An eruption of offended squawks answered, Angron leaping to defend primal functions in crass terms best left unquoted. She threw head back laughing at their discomfiture.

…

"Seriously though boys - this lifestyle screams more red flags than a Soviet parade. Maybe consider loosering up some? Live a little?" Her grin turned wry. "Unless you actually like being walking hormones with no outlets. Each to their own, I guess."

…

"A girl enjoys keeping royalty on their toes."

"You call that keeping him on his toes? More like knocking him senseless!"

…

"Come now, where's your sense of adventure?"

"Buried alongside our sense of self preservation."

…

"You lot look like the cryptkeeper after a bender. I resemble Cate Blanchett risen from some Classical goddess."

…

"As if any of you dullard men could compare. I am art, poetry, passion given form. You're just 'thank you, next'."

…

The moral? Never judge a book by its cover, or an ape by its goggles. The Jokaero may seem quaint and amusing in their orange fur, but their tech will ruin your day in a nanosecond.

So the next time you face a goggled chimp wielding a grenade ring, do yourself a favor: back away slowly and pray to whatever gods you worship that the chimp just wants a banana, not your fiery oblivion. Because when they says "Get the fucking fool, Mr. Muffin." you do not want to be the fool in question.

…

"Well, it seems your reckless merging of xeno and imperial has finally born fruit."

"Indeed. Fruit that twitches, hisses and tries to eat your face off."

…

She smiled in satisfaction. "That'll teach you to call me not cute." She examined her reflection, preening. "Who's the cutest assassin in the galaxy? That's right, me!"

…

"A woman's got to have hobbies."

"If your hobby is torturing us, you must be incredibly bored."

…

The soapy bubble will pop. The puddle will dry. But the Firstborn will remain, sleeping in the dust of stars, waiting to be reborn. For we lit the first spark in the cosmos. And even death cannot extinguish that light. Though the ending draws near, we greet it with open arms, for at the last, we return to begin once more.

…

They persisted. And slowly, an escape plan began to form. Two parts genius, one part madness and 100% unlikely to work. This will either fail spectacularly or turn they all into newtons. Either way….

…

"Someone who knew nothing of knowledge spoke."

"Someone who knew nothing but knowledge spoke!"

…

As the Imperium fell into twilight and decay, the cat lived on. When at last the Emperor's light dimmed to an ember glow, it was still there, curled up at His foot, the one constant in a changing universe.

The story goes that when at last the Imperium crumbles to dust, cats will roam through empty Palaces once more. They will nap in thrones meant for giants, bathing in sunlight still streaming through stained glass windows. They will rule the galaxy, not through duty or destiny, but by birthright of carefree whimsy that even gods cannot defy. And so it shall always be, when at last the Imperium's golden dream fades into memory, and stray cats wander freely through ruins.

[larsofthe-stars]

"Afternoon, everyone. Have a seat. Get a cup of coffee and a muffin. Also, a reminder: the Seminar Rooms are a weapons-free zone. Please make sure you've surrendered your weapons at the reception desk. I know, it's bullshit, but the last thing I need is an O5 complaining because one of you was walking around the Blue Zones with your piece. Everyone good? Cool."

"Today's seminar is about a subject near and dear to my heart: Reality Benders. Type Greens. Mary Sues. Bixbies, Shapers, Wizards, Gods, Devils, Outside Observers, call them what you will, these are the guys that change reality based on perception and willpower. I've made a career out of both containing and killing these guys. You're here to get certified to do the same thing."

"Want to know my secret? We'll get to that later. First of all, I want you to take a look at the doors to the seminar room. Notice something about them? Look again. What doors?"

"Yes. The doors are gone. Take a closer look if you want. Touch them. They're not there. The doors have literally disappeared. But that's okay, right? You can still get out the windows if you want. Except there's one small problem. There aren't any windows in this room either, are there? All the windows are gone. There's nothing but four blank walls, a ceiling, and a floor. No way out. But how did you get in?"

"Starting to freak out a bit? Don't worry, just take a deep breath. You're going to be all right. Just a bit of a change to the way the room's set up. It's not like anything worse is happening. I mean, it could be worse, right? At least you're safe in here. It's not like the desks are coming alive to kill you now, is it? Oh wait, yes they are. The FUCKING DESKS ARE GOING TO KILL YOU."

"What you gonna do? HOW YOU GONNA SURVIVE? THE GODDAMN ROOM IS ALIVE AND GOING TO EAT YOU. WATCH FOR THOSE FUCKING DESKS, THEY'VE GOT TEETH. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THERE, NOW. YOU WANNA LIVE? YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT! DON'T TRY TO DENY IT, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, THIS IS REAL. THIS IS HAPPENING. THIS IS A REALITY BEND, AND YOU'RE GOING TO DIE UNLESS YOU CAN FIGHT IT NOW!"

"Oh, I see, a real TOUGH guy, huh? What the fuck are you gonna do with that 9mm? That gun really going to do anything? Against a REALITY BENDER!? I can turn your goddamn bullets into sand. I can turn your eyes into jello. I can turn your GUN into a fucking BAGEL, now PUT THAT DAMN GUN DOWN AND LIE THE FUCK DOWN ON THE GROUND, YOU FUCKNUGGET. I AM A LIVING GOD, AND YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FUCKING INSECT!"

"What do I want? WHAT DO I WANT!? What the shit do I need from a fucking turd like you? I don't want ANYTHING that you can give me except to be my plaything. And that's ALL you fuckers are gonna be! You're gonna be nothing but toys in front of this God-King for all eternity. There is NO escape, NO respite. You will LIVE when I say LIVE, you will DIE only if I allow it. There is NOTHING LEFT BUT MY IMAGINATION, and you are all FIGMENTS OF IT!!!"

"…"

"… all right, hit the lights. Everyone breathe in and out, deep. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out… you feeling better now? Let me tell you what just happened."

"Each and every one of you has just had a bad trip. All of the food on that back table was laced with a powerful hallucinogen. It's my own personal recipe. In addition to hallucinations, it renders one very susceptible to suggestion. Combined with some simple hypnosis and some special effects trickery, the end result is as close as we can get to showing you what a Reality Bender's attack feels like. The support staff are pumping an aerosolized counteragent into the air vents as we speak. It's going to feel like shit in a moment. You'll find barf bags under your chairs. Take a moment to let it all out."

"I want you to reflect back on that moment when you realized what was happening. Do you remember that feeling of helplessness? Do you remember what it felt like to realize that reality no longer existed, and you were nothing but toys for a hostile will that controlled EVERYTHING?"

"Remember that. And hold onto it the first time you're about to go up against a Reality Bender. If you ever think that, maybe, you can contain them? Or maybe they can be reasoned with? Remember what it felt like when you were tripping balls and nothing was real."

"Then kill that motherfucker before he knows you're even there."

"You're all certified now. Class Dismissed."

Good morning guess who js woke up

[duranduratulsa]

Bentley Crumb pic of the day! #Bentley #bentleycrumb #sirbentleycrumb #benderbear #wigglemuffin #fenderbender #puppy #cutestpuppyever #dog #dogs #dogsofinstagram #pet #schnauzer #dachsund #Papillion #schnoxie #doxie

[bitbybitwrites]

If I Can Make Your Heart My Home - Recipe and Song list - Chp 19, 20, 21

Here is the music/recipe wrap-up for chapters 19, 20 and 21!

You can see the recipes/music under the cover art by @datshitrandom

Some spoilers are below, so if you’d like to read the fic first, click here

Click below for the recipe and song lists for:

Chapters 1, 2 and 3,  Chapters 4, 5 and 6,  Chapters 7, 8 and 9, Chapters 10, 11 and 12,  Chapters 13, 14 and 15, Chapters 16, 17 and 18

To see the YouTube playlist for the fic, click here.

Chapter 19

Cinnamon muffins (3 recipes I've been meaning to try)

"I've cleaned up everything, as per the agreement." he quickly said as he walked past Lillian towards the door.  "There is breakfast for you also -  cinnamon muffins -  in the oven.  Just take them out once the timer goes off."

****

Chapter 20

Black Sesame Creme Brulee

"I think," Chandler said, beaming as he continued chattering on as the food tour continued.  "I'm really going to take you down to Cha-An for that black sesame creme brûlée I promised you.  It just melts in your mouth and is completely divine.”

French macaron

 "French macarons might do the trick.  I know they won't be as delicious as any you make, but hey, it'll be great to give them a try.  If you'd like, we can make fun of their inferior quality - to your own, too." Chandler looked hopeful.

*****

Chapter 21

Mood music

Mille Fuille and Kouigan Amann

Kurt blushed under his friend's praise.  He looked at Adam,  whose eyes twinkled as he grinned back.  “Well, Kurt, then let me thank you.  I have to say your mille feuille and kouigan amann - the classic and the chocolate - were both exquisite. The texture, the flavor. . . it was all just outstanding.  I'll definitely be including them in my review.”

Kurt would so make the puff pastry for the above from scratch so . .

Thanks to everyone for being so supportive of this story . . I'm working on Chapter 22 - I promise . . 😊

[theyanderespecialist]

Base Yandere SCP 105 Headcanons (In 2025 She is likely in her early to mid-20s) (SCP Foundation)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back with an old request, and here it is! It is of Iris Thompson, AKA SCP 105, and she is twenty that is Yandere for you, the gender-neutral reader! Enjoy this!] 

(!!!!!TRIGGER!!!!!WARNING!!!!!

There is a bit of mention of The Yandere Trying to Unalive herself in this, it is FICTION No One is actually trying to end their life. Proceed with Caution as mentioning it COULD be Triggering!) 

(Disclaimer: Iris Thompson Aka SCP 105 Is Not Yandere In Canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!  Disclaimer: Iris Thompson was a teenager when she was first made an SCP it has been around five years (Most likely more) since then. So she would be roughly in her early to mid-20s! In this one though I will be making her 20! She IS An adult in this, thank you!) 

-Base Yandere Headcanions with SCP 105 Aka Iris Thompson From The SCP Fandom- 

.Iris is an anomaly that can manipulate photos and where the photo was taken. Such as a photo of the grand canon. She could phase her hand into the photo and move a rock at the Grand Canyon Falls, but she was back in her home many miles away. (on a side note it is later found out that she is a rare type of reality bender) 

.She was found by the foundation and taken away from her friends and family and no longer referred to as Iris, but SCP 105. 

.She was made a member of team alpha which she stayed on so no one else would have to go through what she did and suffer.  She was raised Catholic and had a few people she considered partners or lovers. 

.Although she never fully fell for anyone the way she did you. 

.You were an amazing person in her eyes, working with the foundation and being a very kind and sweet person.  .She found herself becoming happier around you, as she had gone into a deep depression and had tried to kill herself several times. 

.You gave her hope, hope she did not have since she came to the foundation. 

.For so long she has been pessimistic with her life in the foundation but you gave her a strong feeling of hope and like things could become better. 

.She loves to see you and would love to spend time with you. 

.She could not get enough of you and wanted to be near you as much as possible. 

.When she sees women or men with you and it appears like they were flirting and or hitting on you. she openly calls them sluts and whores. 

.They did not deserve you, you were the only good thing in this damn place and she refused to let anyone else get their hands on you. 

.She is very protective of you and would not want you hurt at all and if someone did hurt you she would really, REALLY want to hurt them for what they did to you. 

.She is a VERY Vengeful yandere to her core and she would have her revenge even going as so far to take down the foundation. 

.The foundation would see how much of a risk Iris is with her love for you and would try and separate you two. 

.This does not go well, and the foundation would be forced to give in and more or less give you to Iris. 

She would never lay and hand against you and just wants you to know that you would never be alone again and that she was all that you needed. 

.She would want to make it clear that you were hers and she was not going to share you with anyone else. 

.She deals with rivals at first treating them coldly and making things very, very difficult for them. 

.She is the type that would most likely not kill unless she snaps. 

.She is very peaceful in nature, especially for a yandere. 

.She would not kill her rivals unless she had no other choice, but the thought of hurting them does cross her mind many, Many, MANY Times! 

.She still has her faith, even if God does not comfort her the way it used to. 

.She still believes in being a good person, and at this point, she fully believes that you are a gift from God. 

.The person that was given to her, as a reward for her patience and acceptance and an apology for all the suffering she had to go through. 

.You were meant to be hers and this was all for her to meet you and be with you. 

.Once she builds up the courage she will confess her love to you, and when she does she is beyond nervous, so afraid you would turn her down. 

.She does not know what she would do if you turned her love down. You will find out what she does if you do turn down her love, in a hot second, but first! 

.If you accepted her love? She would be a bit shocked, but so happy, so happy that she breaks down crying tears of joy. 

.She finally had something good in her life and she is never ever letting you be good, you are the only good thing in her life after all! 

.This would be the start of her future and she is never ever going to let you go. 

.BUT if you turn her down, she will feel her heart shatter, and she would most likely spiral, feeling like her life was over. 

.All the hope and happiness she had built up with you was gone and it is away at her mental health and stability. 

.This is the point that she cannot live without you, but she is not the type to take your life or go on a murder spree. 

.No, no, no she is the type of yandere that would take her life, leaving the tragic note that she cannot live in a world where you do not love her. 

.This was not to manipulate you or anything, but because she feels truly hopeless and lost without you. 

.She would keep trying to end her life, until she was dead, or until you changed your mind (She did try to commit life-ending stuff with the intent to make you change your mind. 

.But because she felt truly hopeless without you and that her life was NOT worth living if you were not in it. 

.She makes it clear that this was not your fault and that it was what the foundation did and she hopes the foundation does not hurt you the way she has beem hurt. 

.In the end, she is a very rare yandere. She would be unlikely to hurt anyone as a yandere, even though she fantasized about it, and if things ended badly, she would not hurt you but instead lash out at herself. 

.She never wanted to hurt you and she never would, even if you rejected her and ended up with someone else. 

.She is just not going to stay and watch you be with someone else, that is far too painful for her to bear. 

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done! I hope that you all enjoyed this chapter here, and please stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!] 

(I forgot to add she would love to take photos of you, and has a shrine of photos of you!) 

[steverg2903]

olvidaste decir que esta pelicula al no concluir con el final de la serie por la codicia de los ejecutivos de nickelodeon como aqui que han hecho un colegio llamado luverde yo entiendo hay muchos les gisto fue innecesario yo donde sigo viviendo se llama gran granada parque occidental 2 y es muy regular ya dije como es en word cuando lo termine y lo venda lo sabreis que iba a decir así que cuando parediaron al señor de los anillos tambien se parodio en el juego de bender al tirar los dados al volver a su mundo al final de la pelicula aunque en latinoamerica fue dividida en 4 partes el muffin de abracatastrofe hasta la serie se ha referencias en sus episodios como hemos visto en los simpson, futurama, family guy y phineas y ferb incluiria a Bob Esponja pero pero fue en pocos episodios como ugh o cuando parche se encuentra con el que llego a la isla diciendo que pasa señor no le gusta Bob Esponja con la voz de Juan Guzman a cantar la intro de la serie las hadas al tener reflejarse en estrellas es parecido a los dioses de los caballeros del zodiaco al odiar a los humanos los robodestructores se parecen a los metarex https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Metarex que hemos visto en sonic x que es la unica serie que he visto entera esa le doy un 7.3 ya que la animación me gusto en IMDb le dieron un 6.3 tambien a https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsS1OWdcQBCqeHaQCQArZE7e65ZPBMv4q&si=IoHwewc6_XBKCBuJ si miras la quinta temporada de la rebelion de los casimochos lo sabras al igual que voz es argentino yo soy konglombiano pero espero tener mi working holidays por el momento que solo dura un año pero espero me puedan un visado permamente en el pais donde me gusta como malta si dira que por rick y morty cuando aterrizo su nave ahi :v y esta saga que traducido a desealogia como salio en castellano le han puesto deseando deseos y hablo porque es mejor tiene un 7.6 la primera la segunda y la tercera 7.4 antes tenia un 7.2 la primera 7.5 o 7.4 hasta ser un 7.3 pero por lo menos fueron justos con el rating

[toonie-selfships]

So one of wulfs commissions got me thinking about bojack horseman, its also something i listen to to fall asleep i fucking love bojack horseman- the show -and now im only just thinking up an oc and how the story would go

They dont have a set name yet, maybe Eshe. Eshe can be a template name (thanks palia for the name template), they're an afab nobinary, either a borzoi or a greyhound (leaning towards borzoi tbh),.same age as sarah lynn

They were an extra on horsin' around as one of Sabrina's classmates and school best friend, back then they went by she as most kids do, they wanted to be friends with sarah lynn outside of the show but took them till they were both about 11 to actually work up the courage to ask her if she wanted to be friends, inside sarah Lynn was overjoyed but outside she was nervous. This would be her first proper friend! Eventually they started connecting more on set and hit it off, on rare occasions they'd go over to eshe's to play and hang out, these were rare because of filming horsin around and sarah lynns parents, especially her step dad... (Blowing him up with my mind aggressively)

After horsin around was canceled they lost contact, they were both 18, Sarah lynn was an up and coming popstar on a quick rise, Eshe was graduating highschool and figuring out life, seeking out those diagnoses for what was found out to be autism (all the business of filming and school got in the way, totally not me projecting how i was diagnosed at 19/20). Despite not having contact Eshe still kept up with Sarah lynn, watching her music videos, going to her concerts, hell they even bout her cd's. The day they got VIP tickets + meet and greet was the day Eshe finally got to see her again, and by jove was Sarah lynn thrilled to see her only real friend again!

She felt so sorry for not keeping in contact, that she missed out on so much. They were both 23 now, it was sarah lynns sexually confident tour and this was right after bojack came to see sarah lynn (it's always nice to see a... You.), Eshe was an actual friend who genuinely wanted to see sarah lynn as a person, as a friend, and not as another job and fame farm. Reconnecting Eshe told her what had been happening, how they figured out their gender identity, how they got a job at a book store, how they have an apartment of their own. Sarah lynn promised herself that this time she was going to keep in touch.

This reconnection unfortunately wasn't enough to keep sarah lynn from addiction, stress weighed down more than the enlightenment of reconnection. However she constantly lied about it to Eshe to keep them from worrying. This didn't work long though as after a particularly long bender she found herself passed out on Eshe's apartment building's lawn, Eshe walks to work and of course found the disheveled woman passed out in the heat caked in all sort of substances. Eshe got the day off and looked after sarah Lynn, once she was sober she was given a hefty lecture fueled by Eshe's anxiety and realization sarah lynn had been lying this whole time. Rehab was brought up many times, however rehab was only properly considered when Herb also brought it up when she was 30. Sarah lynn had been partying, drinking and taking narcotics from 23 all the way up until 30, much to Eshe's heavy dismay. Especially with the events of 'Prickly Muffin' and 'Downer Ending' happening.

However when she actually became sober she felt so much more clarity about life, she could think straight. She started hanging out with Eshe so much more basically every day, she was finally happy! The two became so much closer and even lead sarah lynn to question her own sexuality... She had dated basically only Andrew Garfield and didn't really have sex with anyone despite constantly partying, but now she was having feelings for Eshe. In all honesty Eshe has had feelings for Sarah Lynn since they were both 17, those feelings never faded even with the massive gap apart, sure they dimmed when they found out about her benders and such, but they grew stronger when she started rehab, eshe was there by her side through her healing, came to every friends and family day, took her out with her sober companion (despite never getting a license) and was the one to welcome her home when she was healthy enough to leave. After rehab she asked Eshe to move into her mansion with her, which Eshe didn't decline (saved paying rent and got them close to her).

Eventually they were both out on a totally-not-a-date and got closer, sitting in the park they slowly closed the gap and kissed for the first time, this was enough to solidify in sarah lynns head that she genuinely wanted to be with eshe and that she could figure out labels later. This was both of their first actually healthy relationships.

When the infamous day that bojack called asking if sarah lynn wanted to party Eshe was there to keep Sarah lynn grounded, got her to reject bojack, to keep her healthy, granted Eshe wasn't in the room to say or do anything Sarah lynn knew if they were they'd say something. Eshe was the reason Sarah lynn didn't want to slip back into addiction. She wanted to stay clear! Besides... What good was bojack to her anyway? All he did was use her. Sure she was really passive aggressive while rejecting him, but it was for her own mental and physical health.

With sarah lynn never dying from overdose she persued her dreams of being an architect, she went to school, she worked on her degree, she loved Eshe more than ever, they both spent time with Herb (I like him too much to let him die, he's a better father figure to both of them than bojack ever was and actually cares about both of them. He's incredibly proud of them finding themselves and each other), she stayed in therapy for years of trauma, she was living the life she wanted!

At some point Eshe proposes to sarah lynn and they have a beautiful wedding, herb as Eshe's best man, Bradley as their groomsman, Joelle and Bradley's wife (hell yeah they all reconnected without bojack and actually became friends as adults) as Sarah Lynn's brides maids.

Instead of dying young they'd both live till their old! They never had kids, or adopted, but they did foster and ensure those foster kids were treated to a good life before finding a forever family.

In the timeline where Sarah lynn went with bojack and overdosed Eshe hit a hard depression and would drink themselves half blind, eventually they would wind up in rehab themselves 6 years later of alcoholism and strive to live for sarah Lynn, opening a charity dedicated to better and easier ways of quitting addiction.

I have no idea how much ive written

Hi @wulfums u might like my autistic rambling

Im either gonna write when i wake up or write before i fall asleep

[katrina407]

"Friday Feeling,, not yet

Year of our Lord 2024, Friday...Waking up it is nearing 7am,,, Coffee, etc...,,Another damn fumagation,

She sips her java...Mr wheel barrow,,or Mr Lick his chops

Starts (he has glasses opon his face, ...A Beard (sometimes ladies food gets trappped there...)

Anyway, lights are dim, can,t read yet (CP 24 to your right on the wall..

He starts his eatting folks,,,First he has OMG 2 Muffins,,,

Then the next he has a struddle (bare in mind we HAVE to wait Yee alll

Yes yes he gives little o me a "dirty look < but GAWD helpt (if he has one ) His wife ...girlfriend (or well "Boyfriend ) He chats the man across from him(always has his Tablet Tv time, He (Nee Tv guy , a Girl on His Bed..

Me & (as a "FRIEND folks had to "COOL it' she is a "Gossiper"

(But thats another story)

Then He does nt do street Drugs, However he might OD , on Benyln Cold meds ...

So when i return he goes down (like he is a hundred ) His little "Baby Naps"

He as i repeat folks He won,t hurt , hit the Ladies ,But it is gross to watch <em EAT

Also he does nt have Hot cofffee, He even licks that clean, I have seen DOGS with more manners !!

Before..i leave in another (Nee west end ) A fellow told about a Man on the street , sent to the happy Hotel might be him

Well MY "SHELTER DID not ,,to be con,t folks

Oh Yeah "The Brekfast Club "Bender got a carton of ciggerates and so did Mr Wheel barrow ($40 i cant even afford thAT!!!