#nerevar queue and star

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Hermaeus Mora, unfurling his tentacles to reveal esoteric knowledge tomes: There are certain...benefits to being on my side.

Last Dragonborn: Are you trying to seduce me into the ways of evil?

Hermaeus Mora: Is it working?

Last Dragonborn: No. Should it?

Hermaeus Mora, insulted: It worked well enough on Miraak.

[jhunals]

elder scrolls queue tag ideas

queue've been a good friend to me. that means something

how can queue kill a god?

i know who queue are. hail sithis

wait... i know queue...

i used to be an adventurer like queue

do queue get to the cloud district very often

nerevar queue and star

when the next elder scroll is written queue shall be its scribe

we're watching queue scum

let me queue that one again (x)

queue sleep rather soundly for a murderer

queue remind me of my homeland. during the blight

i used to think queue were a hero

i've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than queue

queue are the one from my dreams

in a way i envy queue

queue truly have the voice of a dovah

queue unslaad! queue nis oblaan!

i tell queue I tell queue the dragonborn comes

we drink to our queue and to days come and gone

here queue we toil that we might remember

your eyes once were blinded now through me do queue see

a queue hand touches the beacon (thanks @electronic-chimera)

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Last Dragonborn: You really put everything aside and came here for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Lydia: Several traffic violations.

Miraak: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Ralof: Roughly thirteen bottles of skooma.

Serana: Also, that's not our horse.

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Sheogorath: Started seeing someone.

Sanguine: As in dating or hallucinations?

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If we’re in trouble, just throw a Dragonborn at the problem and hope for the best.

Akatosh, often, definitely

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Mephala: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Sanguine: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Hermaeus Mora: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

Vaermina: What was the color called before then?

Sheogorath: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

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No, no, you misunderstood me. The best trope isn't the villain gets the girl, the best trope is the girl gets the villain.

The Last Dragonborn, after getting Miraak from Apocrypha, probably

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Astrid: Can you come collect your freak of a man please.

Astrid: He's doing things.

The Listener: No, I set him loose on purpose.

The Listener: He needs enrichment.

Cicero: *cackling while stabbing all the training dummies*

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Sanguine: Even if you don't like the Witches Festival, you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Saturalia and New Life from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth.

Vaermina: The goth kids hold the line.

Mephala: Damn straight.

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Farkas, to the new blood: You don't wanna mess with my brother. He'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.

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Alduin: How can you find what you make annoying? You made it.

The Last Dragonborn: Akatosh made you and he finds you annoying.

Paarthurnax: *chokes on his mushrooms*

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Vilkas: If you break a bone, it typically will heal stronger.

Farkas: So, what you're saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become superhumanly powerful?

Vilkas: Please don't.

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I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough.

The Last Dragonborn, probably

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Frea: Please beware, Miraak has a sweet tongue, but his intentions are evil.

The Last Dragonborn: You know, if you kiss him all the time, he'll be silent and won't do any harm . . .

Frea: *coughs*

Miraak: She's not wrong, though.

Miraak: *winks*

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Hermaeus Mora: "Cosmic horror" this, "cosmic horror" that. What about cosmic romance? What if the otherworldly being beyond your comprehension has a crush on you?

Last Dragonborn: I am once again asking you to stop trying to take possession of my soul.

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Lord Harkon: Where can I get your blood?

Last Dragonborn: It's free but you have to catch me.