#no idk if it's correct...

[chiefcroissantdeanbanana]

Alright, time for my mandatory parkour check, sighs let’s get this over with. door opens You’re late, you know the deal, you can do the one block jump for the raw chicken, or you can attempt the one block vertical jump for the beef. Here in Parkour Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the beef. It’s better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken rather than risk your entire life for just half a hunger bar more. Tomorrow, you better not be late, or you’ll be doing 2-block jumps as punishment. Yes Sir, sorry, I won’t be late next time. Down here, us Parkour Noobs only get fed once a day. One piece of raw chicken is just enough to get you to the next day. But, that’s the life of Parkour Civilization. If you want to survive, you have to parkour. Every Parkour Noob has the same goal, and that’s to make it to the top layer where all the Parkour Pros live, except most Parkour Pros are born on the top layer. If you’re a Parkour Noob, there’s only one way up, and that is through the Temple of Parkour. The Temple of Parkour is the only structure in the world that combines the bottom layer to the top layer. To make it up, you have to do an impossibly hard parkour course that no parkour noob has ever completed, and thats assuming you even get the chance to complete the course. The inside of the temple is protected by a barrier, and the only way a Parkour Noob gets past the barrier is if they’ve earned a ticket. I’ve never even tried getting a ticket before, but if I’m going to rank up to a Parkour Pro one day, I’m going to have to. In my neighborhood, pretty much everyone has fallen into the Void and died, except for the guy who lives right next to me. He’s been my neighbour for five years! neighbour attempts the vertical jump for the beef and falls into the void vine boom NO! WHY DID HE TRY GOING FOR THE BEEF!?!?!? Well, I guess I have to change my statement; I now live in this neighbourhood alone. In Parkour Civilization, only Parkour Pros are allowed to break or place blocks. For Parkour Noobs, it’s strictly prohibited, and unfortunately, I found that out the hard way. A while ago, I was searching around and I somehow stumbled upon an oak log. No one has seen an oak log in years since trees don’t exist in Parkour Civilization, so I had to try to take it. “Stop right now!” Oh no, I’m done for. You really thought you could break that without me noticing? What, were you going to try to cheat parkour? No, Sir, I didn’t try to cheat. I just thought it would be super rare and I wanted to collect it. Stop talking, give me two jumps now. Two jumps in a row!? Okay, sorry Sir, I’ll do it right now. You know what? You seem a little too happy about two; let’s make it three. O-okay, I’ll do three. You know what? Now let’s make it four jumps in a row. Ah, four in a row?? Come on. does his punishment while talking In Parkour Civilization, it should be no surprise that all punishments were just more forms of parkour, and that was the last time I ever tried breaking a block. You’re lucky you got a light punishment. Don’t forget, you’re at the bottom, so follow the rules. It’s safe to say that if you’re at the bottom level of Parkour Civilization, it’s not exactly the best.

transparent version! I like using this when I feel dead inside. also. I headcanon that when evbo does feel like shit his eyes turn black and he's just. a quiet staring creepy person until he regains his positivity back again, because relatable

[butterflyscribbles]

Your art style is sooooooooo pretty

Can you draw Shadow?

Whenever I draw Shadow, 90% of it is going to be him acting uncharacteristically soft so look elsewhere for canon compliance bc this boy needs 10000 hugs🖤❤️

[foolsocracy]

im a proud supporter of the amazon atlantean best friend agenda

[sourlemonadez]

Slight Secret of the Mimic spoilers

A little follow up to my previous post where I got the idea with the baby pictures including my sona THIS IS SO DUMB LMAOAOA

[hinamie]

i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be

[baker-chan-senpai]

british people's secret power

[zaahvi]

GLORY TO THE RISEN GODS

[koyuxim]

i drew lion boy,, i think im obsessed

[kyo-mei]

I have fallen into a new rabbit hole.

[rynli]

every binary man does this

part 1 part 2

[awzominator]

Duke Doodlinnnnn

I made myself a prompt list in order to make several drawings of him and immediately lost it so I am now floundering on what to do with him 😔 My goal is to make maybe two or three more for him before the end of the year Fingers crossed!

[sentient-mawce]

Part four :)

<<FIRST<< <PREVIOUS< Update I finally did the thing! Oh and cami and fishlegs will show up pretty soon so you can look forward to that.

[dubiousdisco]

ohmygodddd

[casscainmainly]

Jason and Cass' opposing views on murder is so interesting. Their conflict is not purely moralistic - that is to say, it's not purely that Jason thinks murder is okay, and Cass doesn't. It's their identities, their original and most fundamental worldview. Jason is a murder victim and Cass is a murderer. Yes, Jason kills people as Red Hood, and yes, Cass dies multiple times, but this never truly erases how they see themselves. Jason will always have been murdered, and Cass will always be a murderer. They are unable to fully extricate themselves from those roles, and thus will never approach life or death the same way.

[adamoose-art]

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*Smiling giggling kicking my feet* these are so fun

og memes by @loop-lover-central under the cut!

My collection is growing

[baker-chan-senpai]

Based on this post by @cornertheculprit