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[the-cpu-system]

HOPE THIS FANDOM ISNT SICK OF ME YET !!

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[csiccus]

oh my GOD I HATE TRENT I HATE TRENT I HATE TRENT DIE DIE DIE DIE YOU PUT EADWULF THERE ON PURPOSE I FEEL IT IN MY BONES.

this is a rage that i feel in my Bones i hate this old ass man. BOOOOO OLD WHITE MAN BOOOOOO

[atticweirdo]

Job hunting will have you arrive at the interview with a completely fictional motivation for why you decided to apply

[temscraft]

okay the tommy video has brought me to tears

[woahjo]

PENELOPE IS SO BEAUTIFUL GODDDDD

[qu3stionoflust]

it’s absolutely criminal how penlyde fics are either one-sided love, penny pinning for sylvester (ew), or clyde being an abuser. like we shippers can NEVER win

[moth-yea]

Being a system is so fun like hmm okay let's see who do I (genuinely just a dog) live with... Hm okay we have Criminal, Criminal, Girl who failed medical school several times and still got a job, Criminal, Guy who killed the president (technically a criminal), Criminal but ehh was what they did really that bad, Criminal, horribly traumatized 11yo kid who is infact in jail but is not a criminal, Criminal but ehh was what they did really that bad (lesbian edition), Entity that only has an appetite for raw/rotting meat, horribly traumatized 14yo girl who is generally just honestly pretty normal except that she kinda did help that guy kill the president. Oh and a pokemon.

[dreamdripdistance]

DOMT FUCKIGNG COME NEAR ME THIS IS ALL IMG OJNG TO TALK ABT FOR THE NEXT FOREVER

[nyursi]

NOO I WAS JUST SAYING I LOVE REREADING UR KAEKAE FIC.. 🍓🍓

ITS OKAY!!! this made me reread it and i got a few ideas for a sequel or two... 🤓 insert mischevious laughter regarding this paragraph:

He couldn't handle it. Every time he saw you, thoughts would pop up in his head in the most random places. He walks past you in the streets? All of a sudden he imagines breeding you on the cobble path. A glimpse of your cat ears from afar? He dreams of tugging and biting at them. The worst one that ever happened was at Church.

Anyone up for some nice exhibitionism⁉️

[its-crisps]

look. my toxic trait is that i loveeee a good fix-it au. nobody dies, they all get to go to therapy, everyone lives happily ever after, so on and so forth.

but it is SO crucial to me that i also indulge in a little toxic old man yaoi for the soul. when they dont like each other even a little bit but still love each other............... THATS the good shit

[wukongfeetpics]

really very in love with castiel

[intertexts-moved]

absolutely TERRIFIED for this press conference + whatever comes after it...

[talbot-larry]

And with that I am muting my sibling groupchat!

[curiosity-killed]

As we enter the last ten episodes, my current—wow that is very much normally how ppl cradle pregnant wives’ bellies Wanning hello—ANYWAY current bets on random characters in The Double:

Jiang Yuanbai:

What I want to happen: I want him to have known XFF wasn’t JL since before the incident at the case of XFF’s dad but have covered for the sake of face and as a way to avoid acknowledging his guilt and to live out his life knowing that he failed in every regard as a father but still be stuck playing along

What I think actually happens: He dies. Possibly doing some noble father-ish thing

Shen Yurong

What I want to happen: I want him to spend all his effort in a futile effort to be the hero for XFF and to fail. I want him to die knowing there is not and never will be redemption for his choices

What I think actually happens: He dies maybe doing some version of this?

Xiao Heng

What I want to happen: honestly I just want him and XFF to get to live happily ever after playing go both actually and with IRL people

What I think actually happens: He maybe dies in the North with emperor bro cradled in his arms but also maybe not????

Xue Fangfei

What I want to happen: Honestly I’m 50/50 on whether I want her to get a happily ever after following an extremely thorough and successful revenge or if I want her to remain as a sort of chess master widow

What I think happens: she retires after XH’s “death” to take care of her dad and bro. But also pls say it ain’t so

[boycritter]

i need to be awake in five hours

[checkadii]

Horribly easily to tell if my dads drunk