#one night i said 'im gunna commit every felony' without thinking and we had a good laugh about it
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usually when i get frustrated i say "im gunna burn the store down" or "im gunna commit felonies" but i dont think i can say that anymore, we have a lot of arsonists here and dollar general knows that personally
#a store in my city burned down#the planned parenthood burnt down#im sure there's more#one night i said 'im gunna commit every felony' without thinking and we had a good laugh about it#i will not in fact commit every felony. i know what some of those are. no thank you.
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