#peter b

[brown-spider]

Middle aged bisexual man who still hasn’t figured out that he’s bi, my beloved <3

[monkeyscomics]

Peter.B ‘This is not fairrrrr’

Miguel ‘You had enough pizza last night’

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

I know we love the idea of Hobie hanging out with the Spidey-gang and that is adorable I will admit but like...

Hobie with the Spidey-ADULTS???

Love it. Can't get enough of it.

Hobie being the youngest in the group for once and just being a universal little shit?? Sign me up.

Him tagging along with Jess cause she's his mentor (in my head), bugging Miguel during work hours, encouraging MayDay to be as chaotic as possible at Peter's expense.

He wants to ride Jess' motorcycle. He has taken it for a joyride more than once.

Miguel is like 'Watching you is like a full-time job, you know that?' and suddenly Hobies like

'Really now? Say less.'

And he REFUSES to leave Miguel's office. Just slacking off in there, playing some guitar chords, whistling, throwing things like pens at Miguel, stealing shit when he turns around.

He obnoxiously calls him 'Migs', shouting 'Migs, mate!!' because he knows it irks him.

Even LYLA is like 'Oh God, this guy's annoying 😐'

The food court gets Mountain Dew Baja Blast in the vending machines. He gives MayDay approximately 4 sips and now she's swinging across the Spider Society like a bat outta hell and nobody can catch her.

Have you ever seen a baby flying through the air at 75mph? No?? Do you want to??

I just love Menace!Hobie. Prankster!Hobie.

Hobie who puts a 'kick me' sign on Miguel's back because he knows Miguel's huge as fuck and couldn't possibly take it off by himself

And he watches, laughing so hard he's in tears as Miguel's rippling muscles stop him from reaching the paper on his own back 😭😭

Anybody?? SpideyAdults and Hobie?? LittleShit!Hobie??

[erika111111]

[duckydrawsart]

Peter your belly look heavy let me give you a hand 🤲

[pipomercuryy]

Father issues energy⚡️

[desb3ar]

In the spirit of Valentines Day, it would be interesting if Miguel was cupid, shooting people with arrows to make them fall in love, despite him being a big grump. But then one day, you get shot by Cupid’s arrow, but instead of falling for another guy, you end up turning around and see him. Miguel panics, trying to find a way to reverse what happened, but you on the other hand are totally head over heels for the cute winged love sniper.

!!aftermath!!

it was peter b's idea to put it simple, miguel is not participating in valentine's day again after this

[human-space-heater]

(Inncorrect quotes with SPIDERMAN: Across the Spiderverse part 3)

Miguel, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Hobie: Hey. Gwen: Hi. Pavtir: Hello. Miles: Hey! Miguel: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Peter B: We were out of Doritos.

Gwen: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.

Miles: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart. (*queue Hobie signing marriage papers in the back*)

Miguel: Die. Peter B: Please don't die! Miguel: DIE! Peter B: PLEASE DON'T DIE! Miles, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? Hobie, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Peter B wants Miguel to accept it as their kid.

Gwen: I know you love them. Miles: I am not in love with Hobie! Gwen, staring at Miles: I never said who... Miles: *realizes* Miles: Shit. Well, anyways-

Miguel: Where are you going? Hobie: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

Gwen: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Peter B’* Miles: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

[lazyjellyfish300]

peter b. parker. 😩

source: pinterest

@spider-mon-de-parker @gltzpzy @pxtched

[averageelliot]

I’m sorry, but I will always prefer itsv Peter B. Parker over atsv Peter B. Parker

[c17spacefriend17c]

Edit made on: [7/23/2023]

SLEEP DEPRIVATION CAN DO THINGS TO YOU BCS DANG I WAS ON MY EDITIING GRIND

[artisticmaniacwithapen]

Definitely didn’t have enough time to finish this yesterday but Happy Birthday to this man!!! 😘💙🕷️❤️✨

[berrrydameyve]

Spider gang actor AU but they're a bunch of students making their own psychological horror movie but the movie is my oc lore and i think it'd be a good scenario for their film

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Living for the idea of Peter B. meeting Miguel and like

Peter learning about Miguel's Suit

You know how Peter is with his suit - VERY CASUAL

He likes to keep it comfortable. A loose pajama fit with a comfortable layer on top.

(Unlike Hobie who wears a FULL ENSEMBLE everyday for The Statement)

So Peter sees Miguel for the first time and he's like 'Heh, suits a bit tight ain't it?' just to poke fun at him. Y'know, lighten the mood.

Miguel says nothing of it, but then Peter looks closer for like 2 seconds and - what is that? Static??? ... Are those.. CRT lines??

And then Miguel pulls his mask back and suddenly Peter is like 'Wait.. WHAT IS THAT'

Miguel has to explain he's 'wearing' a digital suit - that it's not tight, it's just a protective projection of light-

And Peter just yells

"Wait.. you're telling me you're not wearing any clothes???

YOU'RE NAKED????'

And Miguel is like 'What? No I'm not.'

And Lyla is like 'Yeah he totally is.'

BECAUSE HE TOTALLY IS LOL

Peter is dressed for a sleepover and Miguel is barely dressed at all

[xxsugarbonesxx]

hes so goofy ‼️ the silly billy ‼️‼️ he has no thoughts no brain cells‼️‼️

[duckydrawsart]

self-ship sap from earlier in the year that i never finished. i just think we would be so kissy and insufferable xoxo 🥰