#platonic anaroyality

[naminethewriter]

What Dreams Are For - Masterpost

It is time for my biggest story yet, written for @sandersidesbigbang! Be prepared for a lot of confusion, angst and confrontations! Everyone has demons to face this time around and it's not going to be easy... I hope you follow along and enjoy what I cooked up this time 🤭

Summary: Dreams are weird. Especially when you’re metaphysical. There is a distinction between your own dreams and that of your whole. Even though Roman doesn't know at first that he's trapped in a dream, he does know that something is wrong upon waking in an unfamiliar room. He thinks he's in the Imagination but can't say for sure. Just what has he gotten caught up in?

Cast as the evil Prince and forced to act out the twisted storyline of Thomas’ dream, Roman, with help from Patton and Virgil, needs to figure out what is happening while constricted by what his hateful character would do and say which is not at all pleasant.

We dream for a reason. And as much as Roman likes to be the center of attention, this dream isn’t about him. Someone else is crying out for help.

Tags: platonic Dlampr, Intrulogical, Angst With a Happy Ending, Mystery Elements, Partial Mind Control, Sides are forced to stay in character which leads to some of them acting unsympathetically, mainly Patton and Roman

Story here on Ao3!

Chapter One: Wrong

Chapter Two: Rumors

Chapter Three: Unexpected Confrontation

Chapter Four: The Other Side

Chapter Five: Escalation

Chapter Six: Back To Normal?

This Story is currently on hiatus! I will return once more chapter have been written and are ready for posting.

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

Epilogue

Many thanks to my Betas @edupunkn00b and @starlocked01! You are wonderful 💙💚

Just as great are @failingatfailing and @wolfy-do-art-stuff who did a collaboration piece for this story that you can find here! It turned out superb, thank you so much 💖 💙 💜

[thegoldenduckie]

I dare you to rank all sanders sides ships on a scale of 1-10. At least, as many as you can think up of.

OOO SOUNDS FUN ANON! Ill try to get as many ships as i can (but not that one, you know which one)

Rankings under cut

btw i used fanlore.org to look for all the ships, so idk if each of the ship names are right

AND THIS IS JUST MY SILLY OPINION! IF YOU DISAGREE THATS ALRIGHT THIS IS JUST WHAT I THINK!

Loceit: 8/10 Really good, love it, love the content of it

Moceit: 50/10 MOCEIT IS MY OTP! MY EVERYTHING, MY ABSLOUTE FAVOURITE SHIP

Dukeceit/Demus: 7/10 Its really good! Lovee their dynamic, its a shame we dont see these guys interact in the show much :(

Roceit: 7/10 Love roceit, so many angst and fluffy opportunities, honestly love the angst

Thomceit: 5/10 Honestly im not enthusiastic about sides x Thomas ships, but they can be pretty sweet! This ones really good, i see the appeal

Anxceit: 9/10 AHGG THEM! Sooo good! As platonic, romantic, familiar, and bitter exes! Love it! So many fun amd angsty posibilites!

Logicality: 7.5/10 Its so adorable!! I loveee logicality fanart and fics! I really loved logicality when i first joined watched the show, so it gets an extra .5 for nostagic sake

Intrulogical: 10/10 like DUDE INTRULOGICAL MAKES ME FERAL! Its so silly and adorable and freaky ahsxhjlsxkjkjhsx

Logince: 9/10 aaa its sooo fun! Their chemistry is SO INCREDIBLE

Lomas: 5/10 Again, not big on thomas and side ships, but this ones pretty cute

Analogical: 10/10 YESSS! YES YES YES! I COULD TALK ABOUT THEM FOREVER! THEY MAKE ME SOO HAPPPPYYY!! ESPECIALLY AS QPPS!! AAAA I LOOOVVEEEE THEMMM SO MUCH!

Intruality: 6/10 I like it! Its growing on me! Has a lot of adorableness

Royality: 6/10 Love it platonic, indifferent to it as romantic, and its just very sweet and seeing content of it makes me smile

Momas: 5/10

Moxiety: 6/10 again, love it familar and platonic, with a father son relationship! Honestly dont like it romantic

Platonic Creativitwins: 9/10 Yes! The twins! I love them just being chaotic siblings, or even on good terms and having being good brothers to eachother

Intrumas: 4/10

Dukexiety: 7/10 I like it a lot!!

Prinxiety: 8/10 its reeaally adorble, honestly love it lots

Analogince (Lo/Ro/Virge): 7/10 cute!

Romas: 5/10

Thomxiety: 5.5/10 this ones pretty cute

Logicalceit (Jan/Lo/Pat): 8/10 Its content is soo sweet

Intruloceit (Jan/Lo/Rem): 9/10 YEAHH I LOVE IT!! MAKES ME FROTH AT THE MOUTH

Roloceit (Jan/Lo/Ro): 7/10 Seems loevly

Analoceit (Jan/Lo/Virge): 9/10 At first i was indifferent to it, but a certain mutual made me see how amazing this ship is

Intrualceit? (Jan/Pat/Rem): 5/10 i think thats the name

Royalceit (Jan/Pat/Ro): 5.5/10 havent seen much of it, but points for that sick name

Moxiceit? (Jan/Pat/Virge): 7/10 ive seen some cute suff with this, i think thats the name

Anxceitmus (Jan/Rem/Virge): 9/10 YESS! AAAAA THESE THREEE MAKE ME SOOOO INSANE!

Anaroceit/Prinxieceit (Jan/Ro/Virge): 8/10 so much potential for a toxic yoai polycule

Intrugicality (Lo/Pat/Rem): 5/10

Morolo/Moralogince (Lo/Pat/Ro): 8/10 SO ADORABLE

Analogicality? (Lo/Pat/Virge): 6/10 i think thats the name

Anaintrulogical? (Lo/Rem/Virge): 6/10 i can see the appeal, i think thats the name

Anaintruality? (Pat/Virge/Rem): 5/10 i think thats the name

Anaroyality? (Virge/Ro/Pat): 5/10 i think thats the name

LAMP/CALM: 9/10 LOOOVEE IT! I DO NOT MAKE ENOUGH CONTENT OF THEM! ITS SO ADORBLE

DLAMP: 7/10

DLAMPR: 8/10 YES! ONE BIG HAPPY POLYCULE! THE BEST KIND OF SHIP

Thanks for the ask anon! Again, all these rankings are just my opinion, please dont fight me

[cate-geo]

Roman: Heeeey Virgil, wanna get married?

Virgil: That’s...uh...a little forward.

Roman: ....Patton just really wants to plan a wedding

Virgil: *doesn’t want to disappoint Patton*

[more-incorect-quotes]

Virgil: Hey, Logan gave us some new things to test out; xray specs! *hands a pair to Patton and they both put them on*

Roman: Xray specs? Those things don’t actually work, do they?

Virgil: *staring intently at Roman, who now appears to be missing his shirt*…Nooooo.

Patton: *shakes his head while also staring*

[moxiety-my-love]

Patton (about Roman): Go tell him he’s cute! What’s the worst that could happen?

Virgil: He could hear me.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

I imagine that after Remus is reformed, he sorta becomes the annoying little brother of the group. Just constantly wanting to hang out with the others, touching them in annoying ways, spouting vulgar and sexual jokes at every chance he gets. It drives the sides crazy, and at times they wonder if having him on their side is even worth it. But during movie nights, when they see him snuggling against Deceit, they realize that he just wants attention. He doesnt want to be ignored or forgotten.

My heart. My Dukeceit heart is living. Imma writin it.

Remus is annoying, they’ve at least agreed upon that. Deceit, however, did not. Logan brought it up on numerous occasions on he and Deceit’s wine and complaining nights. Deceit just didn’t find Remus annoying.

It seemed completely impossible. How the hell could Deceit not find this man annoying when all he did was constantly pester everyone for attention and annoy people with his nonstop talking and innuendos and vulgarity!?

It just didn’t make sense given the way that Dee held himself as a ‘classy man’. That is, until Logan found them cuddled together on the loveseat on movie night. Remus was quiet watching the snake’s eyes light up at the movie as he watched.

Remus continued to stay silent the whole first movie, sometimes eyeing Logan watching him like he wouldn’t do anything until he stopped being stared at. When the first movie, Lilo and Stitch, was over, on went Wall-E.

This time Deceit seemed even more involved in the movie and Logan didn’t stare as much as occasionally glance over. When he did look, he got good glimpses of Remus staring at Deceit’s scales in fascination, sometimes gently touching them as he counted the little yellow scales and sometimes kissing them.

Deceit quietly smiled and, by the time Eve and Wall-E were dancing out in space, the pair were almost adorable. This, of course, was when he suddenly realized it. Remus wanted attention and Deceit willingly gave it to him regardless of what he was doing.

Logan could help but smile a little bit at the couple and even kept the smile on his face when Roman swept Patton up off the couch to dance around the living room, Remus following suit with Deceit as his partner, leaving Virgil and Logan to witness the two pairs and smile at each other knowingly.

Virgil went to join his two boyfriends, leaving Logan to watch the sight of Deceit’s scales glittering in the television’s light and Remus’ joyous, most care-free laughter he’s ever heard and he swore he fell in love just watching them be happy.

The next thing he knew was getting pulled up off the couch to dance with Remus and Deceit. And the next morning he’d wake up with Deceit cuddled up to his front and Remus lying against his back, head laying against his shoulder.

He wouldn’t complain if this was his new normal. And he would be more than happy to give Remus his attention just as much as Deceit did.

[a-small-batch-of-dragons]

*Cackling* Now rank your ot3's!

*long sigh*

SECTION 1:

Yes, there are sections, this is a list of 20 things. I like to be organized. These ones I seek out. I like them. I actively enjoy them on purpose.

1. Roloceit: My BOYS. Are these my 3 favorites? perhaps. You can't prove anything (you sure can, just look at my goddamn Ao3). Something about the dynamics here is just...so good for me? The combination of fluff/angst/multi-talented braincells is wonderful. I need these three to watch a documentary and tear it to absolute pieces. Also they would be so good at...actually having methods of supporting each other??? I love them.

2. Analogince: in the same vein, the SNARK. THE SASS. THE GROUPCHAT THAT WE ALL KNOW EXISTS THAT IS SOO OVERLOADED WITH SALT THAT IT'S A DEHYDRATION RISK. Also healthy communication??? supportive signifs??? good shit

3. Anxcietmus: The Dark Sides™. Again, I think these three just get each other. That means great fluff and great angst possibilities ABOUND and especially when it comes to being a menace in the rest of the mindscape. Yes. Good. Have fun.

4. Intruloceit: Someone please make this nerd take a fucking break for once. The chaos of leading what you THINK is a stuck-up buttoned-up nerd only to feel such an odd mixture of pride and mortal terror at discovering a TRUE mad scientist. Yes. Logan deserves to go ape-shit. Let him.

5. Analoceit: Did someone ask for some amused gay judgement? You got the whole scale here, Distinguished, Functional, and Disaster. They don't need the group chat because they can do it with just a look. Perfect. Wonderful.

6. Intruloxiety: slightly less snark, which is why it's ranked lower, but I don't think it would be any less supportive. Between the three of them I think they'd have a conversation about boundaries right up front and constantly be checking in with each other. Which is good!! Please do this!!

7. Loroyality (am i making up some of these names as I go? yes): The Light Sides™! The reason this is ranked lower is because I think they've got some in-canon struggles that would take some time and effort (from errybody) to sort out before I would consider this relationship healthy, but after that? Forget it. We vomiting sushine and rainbows and our teeth hurt from how sweet they are. I have faith in them.

8. Royaliceit: *sniff sniff* did someone say ANGST??? This is the only one I put up here that I mainly look for to get angst because BOY HOWDY. Especially post-POF? Roman you poor thing why do I project so strongly onto you, my god. This is a MESS and they need to do WORK to FIX IT but it's all about the misunderstanding and the healing and oh my god please someone tell Roman his worth is not based on how well his work is received please. Also if you're like me and you subscribe to the headcanon that the last time Patton and Janus agreed on something it was to stay in the closet as long as possible...*choo choo bitches angst town here we come*

SECTION 2:

These ones I don't actively seek out but you know?? For a headcanon post? They seem pretty chill. Haven't devoted a lot of brainpower to 'em, just think they're neat.

9. Moloceit (my keyboard is so confused you guys): Now THIS. THIS is the obnoxious trio of philosophy majors that ALWAYS hog the good library table. Someone will say ONE GODDAMN thing and they'll be talking about ontology and subjectivity for hours. It's impossible to tell whether or not they're being serious when they do it. As a most-definitely-not-a-philosophy-student, no. I mean, yes but no.

10. Anaroceit: you know those fucking divas that strut into the mall like they own the goddamn place? These bastards. They are the Heathers (except actually decent people) and you will not get between them and their purchases. If you come after one of them the other will overprotective the fuck out of them and rip you to shreds. You might be worried sometimes that they're hurting each other but they do actually talk about their boundaries. solid 7/10.

11. Analogicality: (whoa, we're halfway there...): These three just seem like they'd be super domestic. Not that it wouldn't also be adorable, but just kinda...routine? Virgil doesn't like new shit, Logan likes a schedule, and Patton enjoys doing things together in 'traditions.' Some spice but they're all fairly level-headed so...the most they get is screaming out songs with the windows down (WHOA LIVIN' ON A PRAYER)

12: Intrulogicality: You know those scenarios where you got Person A who runs headlong into crazy bullshit, Person B who likes to pretend they're not as into the crazy bullshit as Person A but is, and Person C who gets dragged into shit? There you go.

13: Anxmoceit: I think once they all sat down and had a conversation they might actually be decent??? But I can't stop seeing Patton and Janus coparenting Virgil so it stays platonic in my head. (listen i don't kinkshame but i am aroace, that does limit me a bit when it comes to this bag of nonsense)

14. Intrumoceit: Again, LONG conversation, but it's better to have one crazy dumbass whom you both love but please stop giving up heart attacks every two seconds bb we can't deal with these palpitations. I think this would require SO much work on Patton's end to make this healthy that I can't see it very clearly.

15. Intrumoxiety: This one I put down here because while Janus isn't the best at being straightforward (or straight) he DOES understand himself enough to actually have a productive conversation when he has to. I think Virgil would be too caught up between the dynamic of Patton and Remus for it to be healthy for him, especially at the beginning. It would end up dumping too much of the conflict resolution into his court and uh...no. No thanks. Do I think they COULD make it work? Yes, of course, but I wouldn't seek it out.

16. Anaroyality: Uhhh yeah they exist. Y'all gotta do some work to establish good boundaries but yeah, I think you could do it. Have a makeup day where everybody just fucks shit UP at a Sephora or an Ulta and try crazy looks on each other. You could do it. I believe in you.

SECTION 3:

These are the ones I will actively avoid, more often than not. If they're not handled carefully--which is not the responsibility of other creators, I take full blame, this is just how I personally interpret them--they can squick me out. The ones with Roman and Remus are down here, and as a disclaimer, this isn't because I view poly relationships where not all parties are dating each other as inherently inferior, not at all. I just think that within a relationship where both Roman and Remus are dating the same person, that has the potential to go REAL bad REAL quick.

17. Intrulogince: Do I want to see Roman and Remus playfully competing to win the favor of our favorite nerd? yes. Do I think it would end up aggravating the rivalry they already had to really bad places? Also yes. Either with Roman backing off and internalizing the idea that he's not good enough or by exploding on both of them. It's a bad time. No. That being said, I have seen things where Logan is just spoiled by incredible things made in the Imagination and those are very sweet. a good time.

18. Intruprinxiety (that looks so weird when it's spelled out, oh my god it sounded so much better in my head): Again, exacerbating a pre-existing rivalry, oh dear me, and this time poor Virgil's caught in the middle? a mess. There is also the potential for them to be childhood friends to lovers which would be very sweet but the overlap with all of their combined histories are...a lot of baggage. Like so much.

19. Intruroceit: The only way I can see this happening is Roman's inadequacy issues and abandonment issues going THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF and it would force Remus into being a pseudo-therapist for them and Janus your habit of messing with Roman needs to gtfo right the fuck now.

20. Intruroyality: is anyone surprised that this one is my least favorite? Between the squicks I get from Patton as a character, the relationship between Patton and both of the twins in canon, and how much baggage Roman and Remus have...no. Absolutely not. I have horrible memories of some very toxic relationships that I can absolutely see here and no.

*phew* that was a long one. you're welcome.

EDIT: thank you @shinekittenace for names seriously this post is a mess

[izzyfandoms]

List of Sanders Sides Ships

This is a reference list of all Sanders Sides ships, including polyamorous ships, excluding all ships that would contain r*mr*m, and alphabetised by character. Some ships have more than one name, and let me know if I have missed anything.

TWO 

Janus x Logan – Loceit

Janus x Patton – Moceit

Janus x Remus – Dukeceit/ Demus

Janus x Roman – Roceit/ Princeit

Janus x Virgil – Anxceit 

Logan x Patton – Logicality  

Logan x Remus – Intrulogical  

Logan x Roman – Logince  

Logan x Virgil – Analogical  

Patton x Remus – Moduke/ Intruality   

Patton x Roman – Royality  

Patton x Virgil – Moxiety  

Remus x Virgil – Dukexiety  

Roman x Virgil – Prinxiety  

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THREE 

Janus x Logan x Patton – Loceitality/ Logicaliceit/ Lomoceit/ Moloceit 

Janus x Logan x Remus – Intruloceit 

Janus x Logan x Roman – Roloceit/ Loroceit/ Loginceit 

Janus x Logan x Virgil – Analoceit  

Janus x Patton x Remus – Deintruality/ Intrumoceit/ Modukeceit/ Moceitmus

Janus x Patton x Roman – Romoceit/ Royaliceit/ Moroceit

Janus x Patton x Virgil – Moxceit/ Anamoceit

Janus x Remus x Virgil – Anxceitmus  

Janus x Roman x Virgil – Prinxceit/ Prinxieceit/ Anaroceit

Logan x Patton x Remus – Intrulogicality  

Logan x Patton x Roman – Logincality/ Moralogince/ Royalogicality

Logan x Patton x Virgil – Analogicality  

Logan x Remus x Virgil – Analomus/ Intruanalogical

Logan x Roman x Virgil – Analogince  

Patton x Remus x Virgil – Intrumoxiety/ Modukexiety

Patton x Roman x Virgil – Anaroyality  

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FOUR 

Janus x Logan x Patton x Remus – DLMR/ Intruloceitality/ Intrulogicaliceit/ Intrulomoceit

Janus x Logan x Patton x Roman – DLMP/ Royaliloceit/ Logincaliceit/ Moraloginceit

Janus x Logan x Patton x Virgil – DLAM/ Analogicaliceit/ Anloceitality

Janus x Logan x Remus x Virgil – DLAR/ Analoceitmus/ Analodemus

Janus x Logan x Roman x Virgil – DLAP/ Analoginceit

Janus x Patton x Remus x Virgil – DAMR/ Moxceitmus/ Intruanamoceit/ Intrumoxceit/ Anamoceitmus/ Modukexieceit

Janus x Patton x Roman x Virgil – DAMP/ Anaroyaliceit/ Anaromoceit/ Anamoroceit

Logan x Patton x Remus x Virgil – LAMR/ Intruanalogicality  

Logan x Patton x Roman x Virgil – LAMP/ CALM/ Analogincality

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FIVE 

Janus x Logan x Patton x Remus x Virgil – DLAMR/ Deintruanalogicality/ Intruanalogicaliceit/ Intruanaloceitality

Janus x Logan x Patton x Roman x Virgil – DLAMP/ Analogincaliceit

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BONUS (Platonic)

Remus & Roman - Creativitwins

Janus & Logan & Patton & Remus & Roman & Virgil - DLAMPR/ DR LAMP

[thisaccisdead]

thoughts in anaroyality?

I KINDA LOEVE IT but i think id prefer it platonic?? and id also like it to b my personality?? like that fusion..me

[the-taglist-repository]

Back to Masterpost

Relationships Masterpost

(platonic, queerplatonic, romantic, parental, etc. specifications on linked lists)

ANY Sanders Sides Relationship

2 people

Analogical (Virgil + Logan)

Anxceit (Virgil + Janus)

Creativisleep (Roman + Remy | Sleep)

Creativitwins (Roman + Remus)

Dukeceit (Remus + Janus)

Dukexiety (Remus + Virgil)

Emceit (Emile Picani + Janus)

Intruality (Remus + Patton)

Intrulogical (Remus + Logan)

Intrusleep (Remus + Remy | Sleep)

Lociet (Logan + Janus)

Logicality (Logan + Patton)

Logince (Logan + Roman)

LoSleep (Logan + Remy | Sleep)

Mociet (Patton + Janus)

Moxiety (Patton + Virgil)

Nicomas/Karrot Kings (Thomas + Nico Flores)

Prinxiety (Roman + Virgil)

Remile (Remy | Sleep + Emile Picani)

Roceit (Roman + Janus)

Royality (Roman + Patton)

Sleepality (Remy | Sleep + Patton)

Sleepxiety (Remy | Sleep + Virgil)

3 people

Analogince (Virgil + Logan + Roman)

Anaroyality (Virgil + Roman + Patton)

Anarociet (Virgil + Roman + Janus)

Creativisleepality (Roman + Remy | Sleep + Patton)

Intruloceit (Remus + Janus + Logan)

Relomile (Remus + Logan + Emile Picani)

Rosleepceit (Roman + Remy | Sleep + Janus)

Rosleepxiety (Roman + Remy | Sleep + Virgil)

Royaliceit (Roman + Patton + Janus)

Twinceit (Remus + Janus + Roman)

Twinxiety (Remus + Virgil + Roman)

(Remus + Remy | Sleep + Emile Picani)

4 people

Anarosleepceit (Virgil + Roman + Remy | Sleep + Janus)

LAMP (Logan + Virgil + Patton + Roman)

Relomomile (Remy | Sleep + Logan + Patton + Emile Picani)

5 people

DLAMP (Janus + Logan + Virgil + Patton + Roman)

LAMPT (Logan + Virgil + Patton + Roman + Thomas)

6 people

DLAMPR (Janus + Logan + Virgil + Patton + Roman + Remus)

DLAMPT (Janus + Logan + Virgil + Patton + Roman + Thomas)

7 people

DLAMPRT (Janus + Logan + Virgil + Patton + Roman + Remus + Thomas)

8 people

DLAMPRRE ( Janus + Logan + Virgil + Patton + Roman + Remy | Sleep + Emile Picani)

9 people

MR LED TARP (Patton + Remy | Sleep + Logan + Emile Picani + Janus + Thomas + Remus + Roman)

more to be added on request; there are so many possible relationships. Please list all members of a relationship when requesting an addition.

[5-falsehoods-phonated]

Seems like a good time to bring this back up. Under the cut will be a title, applicable ship, and a small summary of all my wips. I got an ask recently to add someone to a taglist so I’m putting this out: these are all my projects. If you want to be tagged for individual stories, for bad things happen bingo, a certain ships or any and all in general let me know! Of course if you have requests you’ll be tagged anyway but barring that hit me up if you wanna.

Experimental Socialization- Intrulogical- Logan was raised by the government to be nothing more than an experiment and a weapon, utilizing his unique abilities as a mutant. When he finally escapes things are much different than he imagined they’d be but thankfully finds others like him willing to help guide him right where he needs to be. Requested Prompt: Not Used To Being Free

Bad Things Happen Bingo

To Cure The Inevitable- Logince- Roman si so tired of endangering himself and everyone around him everytime he changes. Logan promises to help cure him, an old agreement never straying far in his mind. Requested Prompt: Painful Transformation

Restricted- Platonic DRLAMP- Witches are only granted mercy for being caught by owing service to a household for the rest of their lives. There aren’t many houses that are kind when they take on a witch, a fact that is all to clear to Logan and his found coven. Requested (but modified) Prompt: Hurts To Breathe and Whipping

Rage Against The Machine- Intruloceit- Rage finally breaks down the locks and bars present on his door and is decidedly not happy. Unfortunately, Logan is in the way. Requested Prompt: Lifted by the Neck

Faulty Logic- Platonic DRLAMP- Remus is bored and no one’s seen Logan in a while. He’s probably just shut up in his room...right? Requested Prompt: Locked in a Cage

The Perfect Manicure- Familial Rayality- Patton was so happy he got to spend time with Roman since both of them are usually so busy. Though when he said he couldn’t wait to show Remus and Logan his nails, Patton didn’t think he meant by mail. Requested Prompt: Finger in the Mail

Hold Onto Me- Intruality- Patton rushed to the construction site as soon as he heard the building collapsed. All he can do is hope he isn’t in the emergency team’s way as he holds onto Remus’ hand. Requested prompt: Pinned Down by Wreckage

Space To Breathe- Loceit-  Janus is angry and silences a bit too forcefully cutting off not only voice but air supply as well. Prompt: Hurts To Breathe

Trees Are Shit- Familial LAMP- Roman taunts Virgil, Virgil takes the bait and Patton stays on the ground. Logan and Janus know that nothing good can come from hearing all three of their children start screaming. Prompt: Doesn’t Realize They’ve Been Injured

Fear Will Be Your Enemy- Familial Anaroyality- When Virgil accidently tips off the monsters their trying to sneak around and Patton ends up hurt, he can only sit and watch helplessly as everything falls apart. Prompt: Empathetic Healing

Catch and Release- Analogical- Stress can cause all sorts of symptoms if it isn’t taken seriously, but Logan isn’t stressed, he just caught something from work. Virgil has to be the one to step in and say that no, tea and anti nausea pills are not a substitute for actual rest. Prompt: Definitely Just A Cold

Pretend To Hurt- Intrulociet- Remus often suffers from migraines which makes it incredibly hard to do his job. He isn’t sure what keeps triggering them but at least his loving boyfriends are always there to take care of him. Prompt: Trying To Wake Them Up

Stress Enough- Prinxiety- Roman can feel a cold coming on but Virgil has been so stressed lately he knows the other will be coming to him for comfort. Desperately he tries to work through it so he can still be there for his boyfriend. Prompt: Damaged Vocal Chords

So It Goes- Demus- All Janus wants to do is wear a dress but Xyr mind won’t shut up long enough for xem to do so. Xe has never been so grateful for Remus’ constant need to be background noise. Prompt: Body Image Issues.

Oveflow- DLAMP- Logan always felt useless if he wasn’t doing something but doing things required energy that  he sometimes just didn’t have. The others try and get him to understand that resting does not equate to laziness. Prompt: Anger Born of Worry.

Measured Steps- Anxciet- Soulmate au where the counter on your wrist shows how many times you’ll see you’re soulmate, subject to change. Janus gets concerned when his counter suddenly goes down to one and tries to find his destined person. Virgil isn’t one to trust fate in the midst of panic. Neither realize they are their own foils until it's too late. Prompt: Get It Over With

Close- Familial Moxiety- Virgil doesn’t care about destruction of property as long as Patton is safe. His son comes first, always. Prompt: Hysterical Strength

One Shots

Cold, Hard Bitch- Anxciet- When Janus falls ill and isn’t strong enough to sink out to get help, Virgil has no choice but to travel on foot to the light sides’ space. If only the twins weren’t bitter idiots with the way they seperate the domains. Prompt: Hypothermia.

No Strings Attached- Rociet- Roman doesn’t know how to say no, Janus is happy to teach him. 

To Support and Comfort- Logicality- Patton is autistic and has certain “unconventional” things he does because of it. Logan’s parents don’t understand that but thankfully Logan is there for him no matter what.

Drumbeat- Intrulogical- Thoroughly fed up with the way his and Remus’ ADHD manifests and makes their lives more difficult, Logan sets up a date to try and find a solution to their problem. Thankfully it works out for both of them.

Laughter Is My Love Language- Analogical- Virgil loves each and every one of Logan’s laughs and strives to hear them as much as possible. Logan pretends not to notice.

Safe- Mociet- After staying with his boyfriend for several years Patton realizes the things he endured in childhood definitely weren’t okay. Janus is there to make sure he knows he’s safe.

Quiet Knight- Rociet-  Janus is going off to college in a different state and Roman goes with him to the airport. Neither of them want to leave quite yet.

Black Licorice- Anxciet- Collab

Overgrown Metal Ch 4- Janus and Logan centric chapter

Dee Little Snake Ch 3- Patton walks in on a small Janus- and promptly gets apples thrown at him.

[naminethewriter]

What Dreams Are For

Chapter Two: Rumors

Masterpost | Previous | Next | Ao3

Story Summary: Dreams are weird. Especially when you’re metaphysical. There is a distinction between your own dreams and that of your whole. Even though Roman doesn’t know at first that he’s trapped in a dream, he does know that something is wrong upon waking in an unfamiliar room. He thinks he’s in the Imagination but can’t say for sure. Just what has he gotten caught up in?

Cast as the evil Prince and forced to act out the twisted storyline of Thomas’ dream, Roman, with help from Patton and Virgil, needs to figure out what is happening while constricted by what his hateful character would do and say which is not at all pleasant.

We dream for a reason. And as much as Roman likes to be the center of attention, this dream isn’t about him. Someone else is crying out for help.

Content Warnings: Teasing, Partial Mind Control

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The doors are pulled open once again, revealing two servants – Roman feels his posture straighten as the NPCs come into view – as well as a taller figure, his raven-black hair tied back into a ponytail and clad in armor that he does not look comfortable in. He lacks his usual dark make-up under his eyes, but it is undeniably Virgil who enters the room and bows deeply to both Roman and Patton.

“Your Royal Highness. Royal Advisor. Good morning.” His voice is deep and gravelly. “I have the report on the performance of the new trainees of the Royal Guard if you are able to spare me some time.” While he seems composed at first, Roman quickly notes that Virgil’s eyes are darting around the room, especially towards the windows and the second door on the opposite side of the room, close to where Roman and Patton are still standing. Their compulsion has made them step apart somewhat as the doors opened.

“I am amenable to hearing you out now,” Roman answers as soon as his brain has processed Virgil’s unusual appearance. “If you are as well, Royal Advisor?”

Next to him, Patton nods. “Yes, of course. You are welcome to join us for breakfast as well, Sir Virgil.”

“No, that’s alright. I’ve already eaten,” Virgil says, waving off the servants that had moved to clear him a place at the table. “I won’t be long either, I’m leading a trainings exercise soon.”

“Admirable as always, Captain,” Roman praises and takes his seat again. Huh, so Virgil’s the captain of the royal guard then? Honestly a good fit in his opinion, even if the man himself would probably disagree.

“I am honored to receive your praise, Your Royal Highness.” Virgil once again bows. As he straightens up again, he clasps his hands tightly behind his back, his posture very clearly indicates that he is on high alert. He is anxiety after all, Roman muses as he waves his hand in the direction of the servants still at the door to dismiss them. They leave without a word and again Roman feels the control of his body return to him. Before he can say anything to Virgil however, Patton barrels into him, hugging him tightly.

“Oh, Virge, I am so glad to see you, kiddo!” Patton exclaims, his eyes looking misty again. Virgil, who had stiffened up at the sudden physical contact, relaxes a bit, his shoulders dropping. He doesn’t return Patton’s hug, but he does bring up a hand to the other’s shoulder and squeezes.

“Yeah, me too Pat. I wasn’t expecting you.”

Roman raises a brow. “Who were you expecting then?”

“Well, Remus I guess.” Virgil’s answer is hardly more than a mumble but Roman just manages to hear him. Patton finally lets go of Virgil and takes a step back, watching his face.

“Why were you expecting Remus?”

Virgil scratches the back of his neck nervously. “’Cause he’s done stuff like this before? Like, he would kidnap me in the middle of the night and I’d wake up in the Imagination. Though normally he either leaves me a note if he just wants to prank me – which more often lead to him forcing me to do a scavenger hunt to get back to the Mindscape, or he’d be close by with some stupid plan he wanted my help with. I thought since he recently showed himself to Thomas, he might have thought I’d go along with his annoying shit again.”

“Language!” Patton chides and Virgil rolls his eyes. His words had been calm but Roman can see his hand tighten on the handle of the sword strapped to his belt.

“So, when you woke up in an unfamiliar place, you just thought it was Remus’ doing,” Roman summarizes and Virgil nods.

“Yeah. Like I had a feeling things were off, like I said, usually Remus would show up not long after I woke up, and the whole ‘being restricted in front of others’ isn’t usually part of this, but I was hoping Remus just learned some new – very annoying – tricks since I left. But if you’re here…” He trails off, biting at his lip.

“If we’re here this is something bigger, you think,” Roman finishes his thought and again Virgil nods.

“Something like that. If he’s behind this in the first place.”

“You think he’s not?” Patton asks, fiddling with his fingers nervously.

“I’m not sure. This doesn’t seem like his usual pranks. And I haven’t been to his side of the Imagination in years, but… It feels different than that.”

“I agree,” Roman hums. “It’s not his side or mine but it’s still… connected somehow.”

“So, you have no idea what’s going on either?”

“Not really, no. I can’t get creative control at all, something’s blocking me.”

“That’s… not at all comforting.” Virgil stands rigid, staring at the ground, still biting at his lip. Roman wishes he had answers for him, but he is just as lost as the other two.

“I know. We need to find Remus. With his help I might be able to do something.”

“We can’t be sure he’s even here though, can we?” Patton sighs, sitting down on the chair next to Roman’s. Roman pats his shoulder in an effort to comfort him as Virgil speaks up.

“I’m pretty sure he is. On my way here I heard something about a Second Prince who apparently is not very well liked by the other knights.”

“That does sound like it could be him,” Roman muses. “If we assume this isn’t his doing and he was cast as a character in this story just like we were, then being the less liked prince would be fitting.”

“Hold up, what do you mean ‘character’ and ‘story’?” Virgil interjects, brows furrowed. “I thought you didn’t know what’s going on either.”

“I don’t. It’s just speculation on my part. Since we“—He points at Patton and himself—“have to act a very specific way around the servants, I figured that we might have been assigned to fulfill certain roles in a kind of story, at least while others are around. I set up something similar in the Imagination once. I was working on a play but was stuck on how to proceed, so I recreated the story there and made some guidelines on how the characters acted before taking the lead role for myself and just… let it play out. The guidelines ensured I wouldn’t break character, but they couldn’t restrict me as harshly as this place does.”

“That’s… kinda creepy, dude.”

“Oh, shut it, Gerard Gay! How I deal with my writer’s block is none of your business!”

“Kiddos, please don’t fight.” Patton’s voice sounds so drained that Roman instantly feels bad. He apologizes quietly, as does Virgil, before standing up to give Patton a small neck massage. The father figment sighs in relief as he lets some of the tension in his shoulders drop.

“So, what do we do now?” Virgil asks.

Roman shrugs. “We need more information first, I think. Try and find out more about that second prince you mentioned. Maybe some leads about the others.”

“Well, about that. When I heard about that prince, they also mentioned one other. A ‘stuck-up brat that finally learned his place.’”

“That… doesn’t sound good,” Patton mumbles.

“If he’s connected with Remus, maybe it’s Janus?” Roman guesses.

“Could be. I’ll try and get some more info out of the other knights, I guess.”

“I think the servants avoid talking about certain things with me,” Patton sighs, “so I don’t know how useful I will be. A few times they got really quiet as soon as I got close.”

“Well, you might be able to find some hints in the paperwork they make you do. Since you’re kind of the administrator of the kingdom at the moment.”

“But I don’t understand those papers! It’s so many words and there’s so much of it!”

“Look, padre.” Roman moves around the chair and kneels down, looking up at Patton while holding his hands reassuringly. “Since we’re supposed to play along with whatever setting we’re in, there is some information that will be provided for you. I, for example, was able to tell where each door I passed on my way here leads, despite not ever being here before. If you concentrate on your work, that should also work for you. I’m guessing it just comes to me more naturally since I’m connected to Thomas’ creative core.”

“Alright, I’ll try it. Thanks, kiddo.” Patton smiles up at him and Roman pats his shoulders one more time before stepping back.

“Then let’s try meeting again around dinner time,” Roman decides, clapping his hands once. Patton cheers though it’s still a bit lackluster.

Virgil starts moving towards the door. “I’ll get going then. If anything happens, call me, understood?”

“Promise, Stormy Knight.” Virgil huffs at the nickname, glaring at Roman halfheartedly before he slips out of the door. Roman sighs, getting back to his seat.

“Let’s finish breakfast, padre. We got a long day ahead of us.”

~~~

Virgil wipes away the sweat from his forehead. Training was tough but he found he enjoys it quite a bit actually. A set routine of movements that aim to protect himself and others, a reassuring thing for his usually worried mind. He is in need of a break however, so he steps away from the open courtyard where they had lined up training dummies, and into the shade of the palace walls. He leans against a pillar and takes a drink from his waterskin.

Not far from him, two other knights are talking and while Virgil isn’t usually one for eavesdropping, he is supposed to gather information, so he discreetly inches a little closer to them and listens.

“Don’t you think we should increase the number of guards around His Royal Highness?” one of the two says. “It’s pretty obvious that the Second Prince is dangerous.”

“Keep your voice down,” the other hisses, looking around nervously, but thankfully not spotting Virgil. “He’s still part of the Royal Family, you know. You can’t just badmouth him.”

“I’m not badmouthing him! On the contrary, I think he’s an excellent fighter. He kicked our asses every time he came by. Which is exactly why I think we need more security around the place.”

“You’re implying that the Second Prince could attack the Crown Prince, what do you call that if not badmouthing!”

“Everyone knows he went insane, it’s not like I’m saying something scandalous.”

“Would you shut up already!” Having had enough of his friend’s loud mouth, the second knight pulls the first further away, urging him to drop the topic. Virgil doesn’t follow them, he’s heard enough.

~~~

Patton’s back is starting to ache as he sits behind ‘his’ desk and goes over paper after paper. Roman had been right, if he concentrates enough, he can tell what they are for and how he should deal with them but it’s still a bit much which is why he left his body on autopilot for a little while. He hadn’t been able to find any useful information in any of the papers anyway.

“Would you like some tea, my Lord?” Patton startles, looking over to the servant that had appeared at his desk while he had been lost in thought.

“Yes. That would be delightful,” he says after a moment. His mouth doesn’t let him say thank you, but he hopes his appreciation still comes across. From her smile, he guesses she understood his intentions well enough.

“Shall I fetch some pastries as well?”

“I need to keep my hands clean, I’m afraid.”

“Oh my, of course. My apologies.” She bows, her face red.

“It’s quite alright. I simply have more work to go through in the King’s absence and cannot take the time for an extended snack break.”

“I understand. It’s truly a shame.” Her utterance makes Patton pause.

“What do you mean by that?”

“Oh, my apologies. Again. I simply meant that if the Prince’s former advisor hadn’t turned out like that, he might have been able to take some work off you. But considering what became of him, it’s probably for the best that he didn’t get access to the important paperwork my Lord is dealing with.”

“…Right.” Patton has no idea what – or who for that matter – she is talking about, but he doesn’t seem to be allowed to ask her more because he dismisses her a short moment after. He ponders her words as his body goes back to grinding through the paperwork.

~~~

Roman doesn’t like the noble he’s currently having tea with. A marquess had asked him for an audience regarding a business venture he wanted to start that needs royal approval. The man had talked his ear off for the better part of an hour now and done his best to suck up to Roman in any way he could. The prince had endured him with a smile but is quickly reaching the end of his patience.

“Marquess,” he cuts in as the noble takes a moment to breathe. “I’m afraid I do not have more time to spend with you but if you leave your proposal with my butler, I will be sure to look your venture over again at the earliest convenience.”

“Of course, of course. I am incredibly grateful that Your Royal Highness took time out of your busy schedule to meet with me.” He passes the stack of papers he brought to the butler Roman had indicated and watches him leave before leaning a bit closer. “I hope I am not overstepping, my Prince, but I noticed you still haven’t replaced your former advisor.”

Roman stiffens. He’s not sure why but the mention of said former advisor invokes a deep anger in him and he stands sharply.

“You best be on your way now, Marquess.”

“My apologies, Your Royal Highness.” The man quickly stands and bows deeply but opens his mouth again a moment later. “I was just thinking about my nephew, he is about to graduate the Royal Institute, at the top of his class no less. He’s a bright and loyal man, I’m sure you won’t be disappointed if you were to give him a chance. He certainly would not dare betray you like your last one did.”

Roman grits his teeth as he stares at the nobleman who smiles innocently at him. “Until next time, Marquess.” Thankfully, the other’s smile drops as he seems to realize that he might have said too much, and he hurries away after one last bow. Despite being left alone in the room, Roman can’t help but bring down his fist on the table, making the now empty teacups rattle.

~~~

“That’s… not much,” Patton sighs after all three of them finished sharing what they had learned over the day. Roman huffs, sinking down into the red and golden couch he had inspected for the first time that morning. Eating dinner together hadn’t worked out, so instead, Roman had ordered Patton and Virgil to his private quarters afterwards. Now they are gathered around his fireplace, still lost on how to proceed.

“It’s something,” Virgil mutters, sitting on the backrest of one of the armchairs. “We know that the Second Prince stands in opposition to Roman and has only recently fallen out of favor with the knights at least. And then there’s that former advisor that was kicked to the curb or something, which also seems to have happened recently. Could be that the two incidents are related.”

Roman stares at him. “When did you become Sherlock?”

“Shut up, princey. I was just summarizing what we already said.”

“Don’t talk bad about yourself!”

“Sorry, Pat.”

“Anyway!” Roman says, loudly, to get the attention back on him. “We still don’t know enough to really tell what’s going on.”

“No shit.”

“So,” he continues, ignoring Virgil’s comment, “I think we have no choice but to continue playing along until one of us figures out more.”

“I wish Logan were here, he’d know what to do,” Patton mumbles. Roman grabs his hand and pulls him in the seat next to him, offering a hug that the other gladly accepts.

“We’ll find him, I’m sure. For now, we’ll do what we can on our own.”

“Yeah…”

Neither of them sound quite convinced themselves and Virgil watches them worriedly. Being stuck not knowing anything is going to get to them sooner or later.

“I’m on patrol tomorrow. Maybe I’ll come across something then.” Roman nods in acknowledgement of his words but doesn’t respond and they all fall into silence for a bit.

“We should probably go to bed,” Patton eventually speaks up, separating himself from Roman. “You know how important a proper sleep schedule is! Well, at least according to Logan.”

“You’re right! Worrying won’t get us anywhere and if we’re well rested, I’m sure we can figure out more tomorrow then if we remain tired.” Roman stands, trying to force more confidence into his words than he’s feeling, and it manages to get a quick smile on Virgil’s lips.

“You’re gonna need your beauty sleep, that’s for sure. Otherwise the people might just decide they want another prince after all.”

“How dare you tease me in my own home! Out with you, this instant!”

Their bickering gets Patton to laugh and soon all three of them are giggling.

“I’m really glad you’re here with me,” Patton smiles once he’s calmed down a bit. “I don’t know what I would have done all on my own.”

“Yes, I’m glad you’re here, too,” Roman agrees. “I’m sure together we’ll figure out what to do.”

“I guess it’s better than being alone,” Virgil shrugs and Roman lightly hits him in the shoulder.

“Just say you love us, you dork.”

“As if.”

[tzaphki]

Blog Mechanics! :D

Originally titled “Quick Rundown of Blog Mechanics! :D” but if you read the whole thing you’ll see why I changed it.

In this rundown we will discuss prompts, tagging, organization (with a subsection on ship organization), warnings, ratings, and what you won’t see.

Prompts:

Prompts are found by using #prompts. All prompt lists have a second tag, which is the name of the list. When submitting a prompt, use the name and the number of the prompt. If you want to be extra sure the right prompt has been received, you can write the prompt out in the ask. Prompts can also be of your own creation, of course.

As for ships, if you do not know the name, especially for poly ships, it's totally okay and encouraged to just write Character A/Character B/Character C (romantic pairing) or Character A & Character B (platonic pairing).

If there is a specific prompt that you would like to see in a pre-existing universe, be sure to include the name of the verse, typed out or abbreviated.

Here is an exemplar example of a prompt ask:

FLUFF 18 "I wish we could live together already," Virgil/Janus/Remus, NLOL

This translates roughly to: "I wish to request prompt eighteen - "I wish we could live together already" - from the FLUFF prompt list for the Virgil/Janus/Remus ship, specifically in the New Lease On Life 'verse."

Organization:

#prompts: Use this tag to find a prompt you would like to submit!

#not mine: Fan works that I did not write but enjoyed and would like to share.

#tzaph made a thing: All fan works I did write.

#rambles: I’m talking about either something that probably isn’t important but might have context clues for a project in it or problems I have encountered while working on a project.

#tw (trigger): Anything triggering will be tagged so if need be you can block the tag.

#angst: The sad pieces that stay sad (for that post at least).

#hurt/comfort: Pieces that are hurt/comfort.

#fluff: The happiest, most tooth-rotting thing ever (for that post).

#angst with a happy ending: It’s sad but it gets better (but it’s really sad before it gets happy).

#angst fluff: It’s a toss up as to which is more but they’re both there.

#mina made a thing: All fan works Mina wrote.

#belt boi speaks: Mina’s version of #rambles.

#sanders sides fanfiction: Sanders Sides fics.

#bnha fanfiction: BNHA fics.

For the sake of my sanity, works are tagged with a fandom as well as subcategories of the fandom tag.

Fandom Organization:

Oh boy this is gonna be fun.

Within the #sanders sides fanfiction tag, we have the following (this is going to be long, there are so many of them, I am so sorry):

All pairing tags (except for #creativitwins) are typed as they appear below and are prefaced by romantic, platonic, or familial but there are already so many it would be cruel to everyone for me to triple the list. Yes, I tag it twice.  I could not find ship names for a large number of the poly ships so if they look like random letters mushed together I swear they made sense at one point.

#emile picani: Any work that has Dr. Emile Picani in it.

#janus sanders: Any work that has Janus “Deceit” Sanders in it.

#logan sanders: Any work that has Logan “Logic” Sanders in it.

#patton sanders: Any work that has Patton “Morality” Sanders in it.

#remus sanders: Any work that has Remus “Creativity” Sanders in it.

#remy sanders: Any work that has Remy “Sleep” Sanders in it.

#roman sanders: Any work that has Roman “Creativity” Sanders in it.

#virgil sanders: Any work that has Virgil “Anxiety” Sanders in it.

Ship time I guess.

#analogical: Virgil/Logan

#anxceit: Virgil/Janus

#creativitwins: Roman & Remus

#dukeceit: Remus/Janus

#dukexiety: Remus/Virgil

#intruality: Remus/Patton

#intrulogical: Remus/Logan

#loceit: Logan/Janus

#logicality: Logan/Patton

#logince: Logan/Roman

#moceit: Patton/Janus

#moxiety: Patton/Virgil

#prinxiety: Roman/Virgil

#remile: Remy/Emile (This one is only a side ship, I don’t write Remile-centric because I am not familiar enough with the characters yet)

#roceit: Roman/Janus

#royality: Roman/Patton

If you can’t tell I like lists in alphabetical order. :/  Also we’ve definitely reached the ones I made up on the fly at 3 AM.

#analoceit: Virgil/Logan/Janus

#analogicality: Virgil/Logan/Patton

#analogimus: Virgil/Logan/Remus

#analogince: Virgil/Logan/Roman

#anamoceit: Virgil/Patton/Janus

#anaroceit: Virgil/Roman/Janus

#anaroyality: Virgil/Roman/Patton

#anxceitmus: Virgil/Janus/Remus

#intrualiceit: Remus/Patton/Janus

#intrulogicality: Remus/Logan/Patton

#intrumoxiety: Remus/Patton/Virgil

#loceitmus: Logan/Janus/Remus

#logicaliceit: Logan/Patton/Janus

#logincality: Logan/Roman/Patton

#logince & intrulogical: Logan/Roman & Logan/Remus

#loginceit: Logan/Roman/Janus

#prinxiety & dukexiety: Roman/Virgil & Remus/Virgil

#roceit & dukeceit: Roman/Janus & Remus/Janus

#royaliceit: Roman/Patton/Janus

#royality & intruality: Roman/Patton & Remus/Patton

Oof these are bad but not as bad as the fives.  :/

#analoceitmus: Virgil/Logan/Janus/Remus

#analogicaliceit: Virgil/Logan/Patton/Janus

#analogicalimus: Virgil/Logan/Patton/Remus

#analogimus & analogince: Virgil/Logan/Remus & Virgil/Logan/Roman

#analoginceit: Virgil/Logan/Roman/Janus

#anamoceitmus: Virgil/Patton/Janus/Remus

#anaroceit & anxceitmus: Virgil/Roman/Janus & Virgil/Janus/Remus

#anaroyaliceit: Virgil/Roman/Patton/Janus

#anaroyality & intrumoxiety: Virgil/Roman/Patton & Remus/Patton/Virgil

#intrulogicaliceit: Remus/Logan/Patton/Janus

#lamp: Logan/Virgil/Patton/Roman

#loginaliceit: Logan/Roman/Patton/Janus

#logincality & intrulogicality: Logan/Roman/Patton & Remus/Logan/Patton

#loginceit & loceitmus: Logan/Roman/Janus & Logan/Janus/Remus

#royaliceit & intrualiceit: Roman/Patton/Janus & Remus/Patton/Janus

The strangest things I have ever written (ship names not ships themselves) are in a list below.  Warning: the first one may eat your brain cells if you try to pronounce it.

#analogicaliceitmus: Virgil/Logan/Patton/Janus/Remus

#anaroyaliceit & anamoceitmus: Virgil/Roman/Patton/Janus & Virgil/Patton/Janus/Remus

#dlamp: Janus/Logan/Virgil/Patton/Roman

#lamp & analogicalimus: Logan/Virgil/Patton/Roman & Virgil/Logan/Patton/Remus

#loginaliceit & intrulogicaliceit: Logan/Roman/Patton/Janus & Remus/Logan/Patton/Janus

And of course, my very favorite...

#drlamp: All the boys, platonic Creativitwins.  (Janus/Logan/Virgil/Patton/Roman & Janus/Remus/Logan/Virgil/Patton)

Disclaimer on the ship list: Once I get more comfortable with Remy and Emile, they will likely be incorporated into this list, greatly increasing the length.

Of course there is our newer #bnha fanfiction tag, which thankfully has a shorter list.

Tagging:

If anyone is interested in being tagged, I will keep a list/spreadsheet of everyone who wants to be tagged and for what content they want to see.  All you need to do is message me and I’ll put you on the sheet.  :)

Warnings:

I will use the Ao3 warnings in addition to things I know can be triggering.  If I miss anything on any piece I ever publish, tell me!  I will be so thankful and will fix it ASAP.  Anything triggering will be tagged with #tw (trigger).

Ratings:

Here’s my rating scale:

General: I might say crap or maybe even damn, piss, or ass.  There won’t be much if any violence or highly triggering content.

Teen and Up: I may go so far as to say f*ck once or twice, but the language is mostly PG-13.  Might have higher amounts of violence and/or trigger content.

Mature: Bets are off.  No smut.  However, language, violence, appropriately tagged triggering content, and that sort of stuff is likely to be there.  I will always tag everything I can think of that could be triggering, and as always, tell me if I miss something.

What You Won’t See Here:

You will never, ever, EVER, see anything anti-LGBTQ+, ableist, racist, anti-Semitic, misogynistic, etc from the author or in the comments.  If I see it in the comments, the user who said it will be blocked, this is the warning.  I hate blocking people, but this is a tolerant space, and I’m not tolerant of intolerance, bigots, supremacists, or people who are purposefully mean to people just trying to live.

It is possible, however, that some of those aforementioned things will be in a story, and it will be appropriately tagged (I’d say scout’s honor but I was never a boy scout).

No arguments in the comments or with me. No one wants to read an argument. If you really want to argue, you can DM me.

I don’t write smut.  I just.  I can’t.  It’s too weird to me to write, I try not to write about things I don’t know about and as a very single, very asexual person it’s not something I’m familiar with.  

I don’t deliberately write unsympathetic sides.  Sometimes someone might be an asshole (not too often these guys are kinda baby animals in people bodies), but I don’t do unsympathetic.  Here’s why.

These guys all have Thomas’ best interests at heart.  But sometimes, they get confused or they just don’t know how to help.  It’s sort of like doing bad things for a good reason, but you didn’t mean to do anything bad.  You did it on accident.  Mistakes happen.  They’re trying their best.  And because they are trying their best, I write them as sympathetic.

Off the topic of this serious stuff, you probably won’t see another super dense, super long post from me again unless it’s a story.

I’m so sorry this was so long, it got away from me.  But I got everything I could think of out, so the purpose was accomplished.

[cate-geo]

so uh...

intruloceit

and

romoxiety/anaroyality/whatever it’s called

.........................

good shit

good shit

(please send me content...I need)

[caruliaa]

t thoughts on anaroyality 🥺

I LOVE IT ITS SO CUTEEEE like for the most part i prefer platonic moxiety over romantic but like anaroyality is one of the situations were i do like romantic moxiety (the other being lamp) like its just a very good very cute ship imo so yee hell yea i love anaroyality

[twodragonsflying]

A comprehensive list of all the possible ships between the six Sanders Sides. (even the ones I personally don’t like because I’m not here to shove my opinion on you)

Some of these names I just bullshit on the spot tbh.

Twosomes

Janus/Logan (Loceit)

Janus/Patton (Patceit, Moceit)

Janus/Remus (Receit, Demus, Dukeceit, Trashnoodle)

Janus/Roman (Roceit, Princeit)

Janus/Virgil (Anxceit)

Logan/Patton (Logicality)

Logan/Remus (Intrulogical, Lomus)

Logan/Roman (Logince)

Logan/Virgil (Analogical)

Patton/Remus (Intruality, Momus, Moduke)

Patton/Roman (Royality)

Patton/Virgil (Moxiety)

Remus/Roman (Platonic: Creativitwins) (Romantic: Remrom, Romrem)

Remus/Virgil (Virus, Dukexiety, Anus)

Roman/Virgil (Prinxiety)

Threesomes

Janus/Logan/Patton (Logicaliceit)

Janus/Logan/Remus (Intruloceit, Logceitmus, Loceitmus)

Janus/Logan/Roman (Delogince, Roloceit)

Janus/Logan/Virgil (Analoceit)

Janus/Patton/Remus (Intrumoceit, Deintruality)

Janus/Patton/Roman (Royaliceit)

Janus/Patton/Virgil (Anamoceit)

Janus/Remus/Roman (Remroceit)

Janus/Remus/Virgil (Intruanxceit)

Janus/Roman/Virgil (Prinxieceit)

Logan/Patton/Remus (intrulogicality)

Logan/Patton/Roman (Morolo)

Logan/Patton/Virgil (Analogicality)

Logan/Remus/Roman (Intrulogince, RemRoLo)

Logan/Remus/Virgil (Analomus)

Logan/Roman/Virgil (Analogince)

Patton/Remus/Roman (Intruroyality, RemRoPat)

Patton/Remus/Virgil (Intrumoxeity)

Patton/Roman/Virgil (Anaroyality)

Remus/Roman/Virgil (Intruprinxiety, Remroxiety)

Foursomes

Janus/Logan/Patton/Remus (intrulogicaliceit)

Janus/Logan/Patton/Roman (Mologinceit)

Janus/Logan/Patton/Virgil (Analogicaliceit)

Janus/Logan/Remus/Roman (RemRoLoceit)

Janus/Logan/Remus/Virgil (Analodemus)

Janus/Logan/Roman/Virgil (Loginxieceit)

Janus/Patton/Remus/Roman (Intruroyaliceit)

Janus/Patton/Remus/Virgil (Anaintrumoceit)

Janus/Patton/Roman/Virgil (Royalianxceit)

Janus/Remus/Roman/Virgil (PrinDukexiceit)

Logan/Patton/Remus/Roman (LogicaliRemRom)

Logan/Patton/Remus/Virgil (Intrulogicmoxiety)

Logan/Patton/Roman/Virgil (LAMP, CALM)

Logan/Remus/Roman/Virgil (Prinxieintrulogical)

Patton/Remus/Roman/Virgil (RAMP)

Fivesomes

Janus/Logan/Patton/Remus/Roman (Intrumoceitlogince)

Janus/Logan/Patton/Remus/Virgil (DRLAM)

Janus/Logan/Patton/Roman/Virgil (DLAMP)

Janus/Logan/Remus/Roman/Virgil (Dukexieloginceit)

Janus/Patton/Remus/Roman/Virgil (DRAMP)

Logan/Patton/Remus/Roman/Virgil (DukeLAMP)

Sixsomes

Janus/Logan/Patton/Remus/Roman/Virgil (DRLAMP)

Note: yes I know incest is wrong and that Remus and Roman are technically brothers. But not all polyamorous relationships require every single party involved being romantically or sexually engaged.

Stop thinking that please.