#please accept my humble offering ...

[macadam]

Rise of the Beasts was a good movie

[heyyesimtrash-whatofit]

Ewen “The Rules are but an Inconvenience and Don’t Apply to Us” Montagu

[thepersassiest]

hi tmr fandom i’m back…

[rustyorangee]

cats phone doodles

[mintjeru]

for bet­ter or for worse, for rich­er or for poor­er, in sick­ness and in health

✨ turning fanweek ✨

day 5 marriage | making out as a distraction | priest yuder

open for better quality | no reposts

[klaissance]

your honor he’s gay, of course he can’t sit straight

[sleepintro]

You want a martyr? I'll be one

king for a day, pierce the veil // geto suguru

[lilaspose]

🎀!!

Won’t you spend a few moments by the lake with him in the early morning? ☺️💕

ffxiv gpose meme!

[shh-the-artist-is-sleeping]

~The Queen~

[wonderlandsakura]

See this? ↓

Ok now someone write fanfiction about Merlin (from Merlin) being Arthur's Groom of the Stool, the most seemingly degrading, yet honorable and powerful position in court.

Also the codependency and homoeroticism of making your bro accompany you to the toilet is hilarious, but would also allow Merlin to be able to protect him so.

Also Arthur putting Merlin in being in charge of the King's bedroom and bathroom is probably because he got fed up with all his complaining about everything every time he sleeps over visits.

(Yes I'm also saying that maybe Arthur - accidentally - created the position by being not-married codependent on Merlin)

[a-person-on-the-internet]

@aboringredmop

this idea has been in my brain for over 2 months and I finally had time to make it. is this too earnestly cringe to upload? i am beyond the capacity to care. enjoy

[link to drive folder w/ downloads including instrumental]

Everything was chill back in Hermitcraft 6 (lying)

Then Grian got up to his usual tricks 

The name of the game is kill or be killed

No swords no bows no PVP skills

First Rendog found his inner fish

But he couldn’t stick the landing and his bones went squish

Stress flew through the dares with talent and grace

But she didn’t catch the totem and she fell on her face

Then Ren came back with a sinister vice

Tricked X with a race and blew him up twice

Looks like steel beams can’t be melted by slime

‘Cause Jevin didn’t see Mumbo’s tower in time

Stress set a trap at the shopping district

And dropped Scar right into a pufferfish pit

Cub’s stunt got stuck and X felt robbed

So he got a skeleton to finish the job

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

Players, mobs, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

Tango and Impulse were shopping at the mall

But the store detonated and it killed them all

Grian had a no-good-very-bad-day 

And when he made it back home he got blown away

Then False broke a block and before she could speak

A giant underground explosion sent her into next week 

Cleo signed up for a warehouse tour

But she didn’t read the waiver and she fell through the floor

And TinFoilChef went laughing to the grave

Then without another word went back into his caves

Tango’s game was a race against the clock

And Keralis threw an egg at the most explosive block  

Now revenge is a dish that’s best served cold 

But Bdubs got it boiling as Cleo foretold

And when Joe got the rug pulled from under his feet

He tried to play it cool but he couldn’t take the heat 

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

It’s 90% explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown….

In another dimension

With danger abound

Mumbo threw his ender-pearl

But missed solid ground

And Doc had played smart

But Grian played mean

He was dead on arrival,

The trap unforeseen

Then one player remained,

One Dragon Head left-

For the ride of his life, 

Iskall auctioned his death

He beat Joe Hills And ZombieCle-o

And every other member of the Dragon Bros:

FalseSymmetry and BDoubleO

And Grian and Mumbo Jumbolio 

Also Rendog, Jevin, TangoTek and Cubfan, 

Stress, Scar, and X just couldn’t beat the Iskallman

TinFoilChef or ImpulseSV

Doc can rock with blocks but can’t flee

So Grian and Impulse forged a team

And together they built a death machine

With a narrative arc from beginning to end

And a wild surprise around every bend

When the show and the ride were finally done

Our champion knew that his course had run

All that remains from the end of this fight 

Is a piece of bloodstained diorite 

This is the hermitcraft showdown of hermitcraft destiny

Just way too many explosions - where do they get all that TNT???

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

This is the Hermitcraft showdown  

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

This is the Hermitcraft showdown 

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

Of Hermitcraft destiny

[twinetenderx]

*casually leaning against a tree trunk* being haunted by the memories of a long lost friend all by yourself, handsome?

[kiksniko]

hi tumblr

[amalasdraws]

Inventory

[vividblaze]

This is the first dating sim to give me motion sickness.

[llitchilitchi]

i am unwell about them