#poor guy cannot catch a break

[benevolenterrancy]

@achilleasfury Xue Yang thinks this meeting could have been an email

for anyone that actually wants to see the very professional and carefully thought out powerpoint

the "dad's approval" graph i think was an excellent touch on her part

[incessantlark]

a bit of a prologue i guess? lisa is trying to rope him back into his old life

[timegears]

very funny that the game implies that dr potan wants to fuck our mom and it ends with him getting cucked by our dad returning from being missing

[raekiastri]

me omw to talk to hulkenberg or whoever the fuck made contact w Oscar😁:

[askhaley]

Hey, HEYYYY-! It's not like that! Literally screw off, Anon, what the hell do you know?

Sebster, I mean it! It's not like that! We were just dicking around. Don't let those weirdos who don't know a single thing about us put weird ideas in your head, okay?

You can join us going hogwild sometime, dude, we'd love that. We can all go roll in the dirt right now, if you wanna.

Sam and Alex’s tree, huh..?

I’m sure they enjoy getting away from you..

..

.. Okay. Yeah. Whatever. I don’t care.

[tallmadgeandtea]

Military family yes, of course, but we must discuss that Nathanael Greene is George Washington’s Eldest Daughter more often

[captainofallships]

The Golden Raven Spoilers

Cannot get over the fact this book ends with Jeremy trying to kiss Jean’s crotch. The silliest man ever to live.

[beachyserasims]

Geneva Island Legacy┃Chapter seven┃A Situation

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[doc-davey]

Saul hates sex but wants love

Yeah, he gets pleasure, but that’s about it.

Actually no- he’s too scared to love anyone, but he wants to be understood. And he “hates” it as in he doesn’t get anything out of banging someone he has a hard time loving just to have a few moments of relief, but it doesn’t help with his raging paranoia, making it very unfulfilling for him

And this is with everyone who genuinely loves him, but in the process, his apathy hurts them, and Saul doesn’t understand why

Also, I’m interpreting Saul’s “envy” differently, as in he doesn’t care about fame or praises. He’s only happy when everyone treats him normally but is paranoid about the way he’s perceived.

Also, what is exactly “normal” to Saul? You see, even that’s subjective.

Throughout the Book of Saul, he’s constantly afraid of losing control in front of everyone, and well…

[porque-nolos-dos]

eddie goes home from being shot and taylor kelly is there. eddie’s son leaves to texas and won’t talk to him over facetime on his birthday and tommy is there. why is eddie always getting betrayed by his own house and home?? and why is it buck’s fault both times lmao ??

[vermilion-mp3]

Someone on TV Tropes said that "a large section of the fnaf franchise is Michael Afton's Body Horror-filled Trauma Conga Line" 😭

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

i’m obsessed with those “itkg finds out gojo raised megumi” fics & now i’m just giggling at the idea of like every month they find out megumi is someone’s boy. it could be yuuta. shoko. maki. gojo. etc.

kamo is fighting to get megumi as his boy but :( he’s just not valid enough. yuuji is seething at the idea that everyone get to claim megumi as their own in some fucking way but meanwhile, he can barely find the courage to hold his fucking hand.

kugisaki is just wondering if megumi is like the village baby. like does she need to step up? she absolutely will because she needs a doll to practice makeup on & etc. gotta put those lashes to good use.

(also the idea of gojo using jujutsu terms to describe the most parental things like sex. god i don’t even wanna imagine his period talk.)

Megumi had to give the period talk.

It was the second worst and most painful talk of his life. It used to be the first, and then Gojo decided that Megumi needed to learn about safe sex and the magic of his changing body. megumi almost killed them both just to end that conversation.

Tsumiki was unfortunate enough to have hit her period before everyone else in her class, and she was always kind of isolated from the rest of the kids because of Everything with her home life. She wasn't inviting people over for sleepovers, and she didn't really go on them herself. Her mom was completely checked out of her life from a young age. And I head canon her as someone who tends to neglect her own needs in favor of everyone else's. So she had absolutely no idea what was happening when her period came. She hadn't heard of it at school yet. She hadn't heard of it from her mom. She hadn't thought to look up what exactly happened in puberty for herself yet. She thought she was bleeding internally. She thought she was dying. It was a point of hysteria.

It did not help that Shoko had spent years lying wildly about what happened on a girl's "time of the month" to Gojo and Geto. To this day, Megumi has no idea what Gojo thought happened on a woman's period, but it sounds suspiciously like lycanthropy. As a result, Gojo also thought she was bleeding internally. He almost teleported her to Shoko for healing. He was about to take her to a hospital.

Luckily for them both, Megumi secretly loves his sister and had very quietly prepared for this eventuality while hoping beyond hope that it would never come to be.

He didn't want to do it. He just knew that Tsumiki wouldn't think of herself and that she didn't have a mom to walk her through this. At least for him, he knew that Gojo had lived through the amab puberty experience. He assumed that Shoko would step up to the plate when the time came, but Shoko was more of a wine aunt than a mom figure, and he just wanted a contingency if she didn't.

He read a book on what to expect with puberty for afab reproductive systems. He immediately returned this book to the library. He said nothing about any of this to anyone ever. He shut the fuck up about it for years. He was happy not talking about it.

Until Tsumiki got her period. And it was treated like cause for a hospital visit instead of the corner store.

Megumi calmed them both down. He told them that they were going to shut up, sit down, and listen. Absolutely no eye contact would be allowed for the duration of this conversation. They would never speak of this again. There would be no questions at the end. Everyone shut the fuck up and listen.

It was a comprehensive and medically accurate explanation. There were diagrams pulled up from the internet. He gave one (1) stiff hug to his sister and informed her that if they ever spoke of this again, he would have no choice but to kill them both. Then, he went upstairs and tried to forget it ever happened.

legitimately every time they turn around, they find out that Megumi is someone else's Boy. First it's Yuuta, and that's a crisis and a half--mostly for Yuuji, who seethes with a quiet and unexpected jealousy. Then it's Maki, who very unexpectedly fussed over Megumi's injuries after a mission and lectured him about being careful before sending him to bed. Then it's Gojo and finding out that Megumi is literally his boy, like he's his legal adoptive son. Then it's Panda and Inumaki, who have decided that the Village Baby custody agreement that only exists in their head means it's Their Right to harass any of Megumi's potential romantic partners, leading to a very confusing conversation with Itadori, who was still buffering with his gay awakening and hadn't realized he was a potential partner.

It's not Kamo. It's never Kamo.

(Kamo: he could be my boy

Maki, not missing a beat: he really couldn't

Kamo: he could--

Maki: he never will be)

Nobara doesn't have Yuuji's homosexual drive to make Megumi Her Boy but she does have a rapidly developing codependency with him and a healthy sense of competition. Fuck it, he's her boy now. She'll do it better than everyone else. She's got Her Boys and none of them go outside without the other two anymore. They're a Unit. they're gay idiots but they're her gay idiots. Fuck off.

Megumi absolutely has no awareness of any of this happening and would not be happy if he found out it was.

[kylehydesaga]

had to pull a fuckton of corporate lingo out of my ass to do damage control shout out to my buddy who helped me thru it holy fuck my head feels like concrete

[heyitsspaceace]

let's just say...i wasnt ready for what was gonna happen to the 7th doctor in the 1996 tv movie

[heatwa-ves]

no fucking way they're burying him under concrete

[dinnerbug]

Casey junior must be so paranoid all the time like my guy grew up in the apocalypse with constant threat of death now add in the music of an icecream van and he'd probably freak tf out

He for sure checks behind him every 5 seconds when he walks anywhere (definitelyyyyyy not me projecting or anything)

He also probably like hoards food or something because if he was eating rats as a kid there was definitely some serious food scarcity. If they hadn't been in a city everyone in the bad future timeline would have probably starved cause with all the broken shops there'd have been at least some canned food scattered around (and the previously mentioned abundance of rats)