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snapcracklepop-myjoints · 4 months ago
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We had salmon for dinner last night, and salmon for 2PM breakfast today. beautiful world
BEAUTIFUL WORLD !!!!!!! I am actually making salmon for dinner tonight <3 love and light on planet salmon
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gipsyjr · 6 months ago
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Dick, walking tiredly into the batcave: w-wha time izzit?...
Tim, on his 4th coffee: I dunno
Dick, half asleep: i can't sleeeeep timmyyy throws himself on tim
Tim: are you in pain? Sips coffee
Dick: no
Tim "I dont need sleep I need answers" Drake: then I guess your not tired then?
Dick "I haven't slept well in years" Grayson: ...
Dick: Bruh. I'm stealing your pillow.
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the-voldsoy · 16 days ago
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Vampirism and Nudity: Correlation or Causation?
(shoutout to @kingcharley17 for helping with points and inspiring this essay in the first place!!)
First, we must consider why a vampire would want to be in a state of undress in the first place. This includes both full nudity and scant clothing, such as lingerie. If a vampire is less dressed, it may encourage others around them to similarly strip. This may suggest that it is an evolutionary development, as less clothing on prey would likely make it easier for the vampire to feed on them as there would be easier access to the skin – and therefore blood – of the prey. Furthermore, if the human is wearing less clothes, it is more likely that they will have similarly discarded any potential weapons that they may have been carrying. Even if they had not discarded everything that may be of risk to the vampire, it would be more visible as there would be less clothing to obstruct it, such as other vampire teeth on a necklace that may have previously been hidden under a shirt. This would make the feeding much safer for the vampire, as it allows them to assess and mitigate threats easier. 
Additionally, more clothing could be a hindrance to the vampire in a fight, as it could be grabbed and pulled or get in the way. 
Similarly, dressing more revealingly may encourage sexual encounters, which is attractive to vampires for two main reasons. First and arguably most important, sexual encounters can result in feeding. This is beneficial for the reasons explained previously, but also for further reasoning as the prey may be allowed to survive, and may even enjoy the encounter if the vampire plays into the prey’s potential masochism correctly. This may therefore continue to suggest that nudity is an evolutionary advancement, as prey surviving and enjoying the encounter makes it less likely that the vampire will be caught and subsequently hunted.
The second reason is that many vampires are likely very isolated. Most are forced to isolate themselves for fear of being exposed as a vampire and being endangered, or because they have outlived everyone that they used to care about. This means that vampires may be craving familiarity and intimacy, which can be provided with sexual contact. Sexual encounters also supply simple pleasure for the vampire, which they may otherwise be lacking. It can be assumed that because vampires are functionally immortal beings in some cases, they will become listless and bored with life and may develop depression over time. In this instance, the pleasure of sexual encounters may break up this monotony and give the vampire some excitement and enjoyment that they may have been previously missing. 
Furthermore, this could be used to manipulate others. Nudity and sex can be used to attract people, but also to distract them. In this way, nudity could be seen as a tactical practice rather than a specifically vampiric one. 
Continuing down the route of biology, vampires are much less vulnerable to natural elements than their human counterparts. They do not seem to be affected by cold to the same degree as humans, save when they get so cold that their bodies physically freeze. But even then, they are likely to survive when they thaw. They are not invincible but they are not as affected as humans may be by other natural occurrences such as rocks underfoot or prolonged exposure to rain giving them a cold. This often negates the need for clothing as a form of protection, even meaning that they can often forgo shoes if they wish. 
Nevertheless, they do have one glaring vulnerability – the sun. This is a huge weakness, and easily avoided for the most part by covering up more. However, many vampires instead choose to avoid the sun by switching to an exclusively nocturnal lifestyle. This is favourable as it has less potential for danger than simply covering up. Clothing can easily slip and expose the vampire to dangerous UV, as well as the fact that completely covering up – including hands and entire face – can draw suspicion. Additionally, this nocturnal lifestyle works perfectly in tandem with points previously made about sexual encounters, as most establishments that cater to activities of that nature open during nights rather than days. 
On a personal level, most vampires are very old when considered on the scale of human life. As previously mentioned, vampires will lose their tether to humanity as the people they knew slowly die out. In this context, it can be assumed that many human values may eventually be forgone in favour of more beneficial new opinions for the vampire, such as a lack of shame pertaining to nudity. It can also be assumed that alongside losing their “human” values, as vampires lose their tether to mortals they may begin to stop caring about everything, including nudity. Therefore, it may be construed that the older a vampire is, the more likely they are to favour revealing clothing. 
However, there is still the question of when that line is. At what point does a vampire lose their shame? It can be assumed that this point will be different for each individual, but that then raises the question of whether it is an age that many vampires actually achieve. The oldest vampires are centuries (if not millenia) old, but the youngest have only been around for decades, and many die before they even make it past the span of an average human lifetime.
There are several similarly selfish reasons that a vampire may wish to show more skin. Many vampires are beautiful, and some have been known to be worshipped as a sort of deity. Again, this display of beauty could encourage positive attention, but specifically of the more egotistical type, feeding into the vampire’s possible notions of being godlike. Having humans enthralled and infatuated with them may help the vampire to feel wanted or as though they belong. This is important as many likely hold insecurities about these topics, as they are forced to be cast out from society to stay alive.
Likewise, vampires do not scar easily. They only retain scars from injuries pre-turning, and any injuries they may have gotten from other vampires, such as the actual act of their turning. This smooth, unblemished skin could play into this “godlike” idea, as they appear to be invincible. If the only scar they have is their turning mark it may also contribute, as they may begin to see this mark as holy in itself. 
Alternatively, nudity may fulfill the complete opposite intentions, depending on the vampire’s sentiments. Their body constantly being in view and on display may serve to remind them that they were human, once, and they still mostly have their human body. This may help them to feel connected with the human race in general, or to feel more “alive”. Humans are either alive or dead without a doubt, but vampires tend to have more nuanced opinions on whether they are alive, dead, not quite alive or not quite dead. 
Furthermore, if a vampire has got a lot of scars, they may wish to show these scars off as trophies, reminders, threats, etc. A vampire with a lot of scars is generally one that has survived a lot of violent encounters with other vampires. Therefore, displaying these scars warn other vampires to stay away. This would make nudity a protection for the vampire, as it allows them to avoid further violence.
However, it may make more sense for a vampire to wish to cover up more for these very same reasons. They may feel shame over looking like a human, either because they feel unworthy of looking like part of the species any more, or because they see humans as beneath them. They may not like their scars or lack thereof and wish to hide themselves for that reason. However, this may only be applicable to younger vampires, who still have an attachment to the idea of being and appearing human. In contrast, it can be assumed that older vampires do not care about appearing human, save for circumstances where it may benefit them to blend in. Even so, in this case they do it out of necessity rather than shame or fear. Moreover, negative feelings about vampirism may be individual rather than an opinion held by all young vampires, as there is evidence of younger and older vampires alike dressing in revealing clothes. However, this does raise the question of how sexual these vampires were pre-turning, and whether their affinity for nudity is influenced by vampirism at all or whether it is just who they are.
Additionally, the act of turning a vampire and the subsequent actions that have to be taken to stay alive are traumatic, the actions that are often taken against the vampire afterwards equally so. This could make sexualising oneself a trauma response as a consequence of vampirism, rather than the vampirism itself.
Finally, a vampire may prefer to show their body more in an attempt to stay modern. This is especially applicable to older vampires that have survived many generations of trends. Throughout years of fashion and life and tastes changing, one thing always stays constant: sex. Sexual desire is something that has always been a driving force for a large part of humanity, not necessarily as an intention but it has always been present. It is an animalistic and natural urge. Therefore, vampires can capitalise on this desire and always stay modern, despite ignoring general trends. They can wear whatever the underwear is of the time rather than dressing up fully, as underwear tends to have much less nuance with what is popular, especially with more sexual scenes. 
In conclusion, I believe that there is some correlation between the two, although it is not generally a direct path. Vampires become more open and less shameful as they age, which leads them to be bolder in topics such as nudity and sexuality. They may choose to embrace these topics in situations that benefit them which are similarly brought about by vampirism, but aren't a direct product of. 
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clowndensation · 2 months ago
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so unfortunate that i'm the world's least consistent communicator because genuinely all i want in this world is to start a discord group with my mutuals -_-
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mieczyslawn · 1 year ago
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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ★ . . . king the land
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stellewriites · 6 months ago
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have to keep repeating in my head; he’s leaving soon he’s moving out he’s got a job so he’s leaving in two months he’s moving out every time i see a mess my brother has made in the house
#he leaves a trail….#bathroom soaking fucking wet and covered in soap bubbles??? is he making potions????#kitchen sides covered in crumbs. hob covered in grease and bits of food. sink turning to mulsh at the joins bc he keeps it SOAKING FUCKING#WET. floors a mess. bins full. sofa cushions all over???????#I DONT GET ITTTTTT#SHOES IN THR MIDDLE OF THR HALLWAYS AND KITCHEN??#WASHING MACHINE DOOR WIDE OPEN MICROWAVE DOOR OPEN#no room in the fridge for my shopping bc it’s full of his alcohol…..#the list goes on. the man doesn’t get up until 2pm#i just..#im so frustrated#and my mum is like ‘he’s got nowhere else to stay and it’s so nice seeing him. it could be years before we see him again’ like girl be so#fucking real rn#we facetime him every week when he’s abroad and tbh i spoke to him more then than i do now - like he sits in another room from us. doesn’t#eat with us. when it was mums birthday he put up a fuss about sitting in the same room for takeaway liiiiike— idc if he had shit going on#that day either buck up for mums fucking birthday knobhead#i don’t see him bc im at work or he’s not awake when i am or when im in the house still#like yeah sure ‘won’t get to see him again’#should’ve just been like#promise?? 🤪🤪🤪#bc this is tooooo much now#he doesn’t change!!!! he doesn’t!!#i put a recycle bag at the front door to take out in the afternoon when i knew i was leaving the house but he left before me and i had to#ASK and point out the fucking bag and say ‘put that in the blue bin pls’#like if he’s staying here then pull ur weight if it’s ’your house too’#fucking HELLLLLLL#also might add that he’s staying here for free but uses the heating SO liberally like that bill is going to be sky high but it’s me and mum#that pay it 😐#and he’s been told.#just does it when we’re not in bc i caught him the other day with it on 24c which the radiators can’t even fucking reachhhh UGHHHHHHHHH
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duahauuoplanh · 2 years ago
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I can't leave you alone when you are this endearing. Please take responsibility.
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hiimcanadia · 3 months ago
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FINALLY HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL!!!!! They had to keep me for quite a while after surgery to make sure I could still pee properly everything was okay so I was there for nearly 11 hours oof.
Also they put my hair up (after I was already out I think) and they used one of those blue elastic bands like they use when they take blood and I think that's very silly
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singingabouthedarktimes · 2 months ago
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i did get a significant amount done on the journal article rewrites my co-writer and i have been making our way through so once i get out of the meeting with her i am going to draw a bath take an edible make a martini and begin my the pitt rewatch
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thisisnotkitty · 2 years ago
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Ness tending to Mike's injuries 😭
me when i steal the scene from the movie and make it securitywaiter
-so yknow when mike is like “yeah ill trade in abby for garrett (which like why did he do that lmao) and gets just like mauled by the animatronics
-anyways instead of vanessa finding him ness had actually gone in to snoop around freddy’s bc thats what he does as a conspriacy theorist
-he gets there just in time to save mike but mike’s like,, OUT so he takes him back to his apartment to fix him up
-while mike takes a while to wake up ness begins cleaning his wounds and stitching him up and there’s a brief moment when mike is nearly all cleaned up that he looks kinda peaceful(?) lying on ness’s couch and ness is like “huh” but he doesn’t quite get why his heart speeds up a bit
-as ness finishes cleaning him up he starts humming and singing gently and it kinda wakes mike up but he’s still a little out of it and can’t quite open his eyes fully so he’s just like “are you an angel?” bc he fully thought he died back there lmao
-and ness just laughs and goes “i’m fully human as far as i know. the name’s ness and i found you at freddy’s which is lucky for you bc it looked like you were in a bit of trouble there” bc he’s cheeky like that
-and mikes still a little dazed and confused from the blood loss but still he’s like “wait a minute… narrows eyes why were You at freddy’s”
-ness is just like “well you see it’s a long story” and mike just looks down at this injuries with a look that says well i’m clearly not going anywhere soon so i’ve got time
-ness starts explaining the fnaf lore while bandaging up mike and mike is trying to pay attnetion bc this is kinda imp but he can’t help but get distracted with how gentle ness is handling his arm and maybe he’s still a bit dazed but he swears this guy’s voice is a bit melodic and oh. oh.
-mike hasn’t really been in the dating scene much bc of abby so when he realizes that he might be developing a crush on this guy he’s known for a grand total of 30 minutes (and he was only awake for 10 of those) he begins to panic a bit
-uhhhh yeah. they go back to freddys and vanessa’s there and they save abby and it’s pretty much the last bit of the movie but w ness there now! (i couldn’t figure out how to end this im so sorry)
prompts, hcs, whatever random thoughts you guys have on these silly little fellas pls be sure to send them my way bc im going a Bit insane
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sodrippy · 4 months ago
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work should end at 4pm (now) instead of 6pm (one hundred years from now)
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woodsborostabathon · 8 months ago
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will never understand how anyone could seriously hate vince. like if u do not find him fine as hell even tho he is. how can u not at least find it a lil bit Funny that this man fumbled his bitch so bad that he was resorting to pulling up outside her school in the middle of the afternoon in his purple 1971 dodge charger. parking within her line of sight. then just leaning on the whip and serving face for a few mins before dipping. nary a word spoken just there for the love of the game and to remind liv that he exists n still wants her sooooo bad 😭
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icewindandboringhorror · 9 months ago
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I occasionally wish to reach out to old friends/acquaintances I haven't spoken to since high school/some other even earlier time in my life, but I have SOOO little social energy even for required tasks (like making dr phone calls or etc), I never have any leftover for extra ones, and it would be very odd to message someone I haven't spoken to in like 5 years out of the blue but then take 4 entire months to respond back lol.. My natural curiosity with nostalgia/collecting details of the past/etc. (literally if I were born a little earlier I would definitely do scrapbooking or something lol) is very strong, but, alas, not strong enough to beat out the Social Issues Demons apparently
#facebook always does that 'here's a post from this day 8 years ago' thing. and I see old comments interacting#with people and it's so like.. OOOOO~~ where are they now?? what's going on? how much have they changed as people?#how much are they the same? this is fascinating. i should contact them!!' but then it's like... take that to it's logical conclusion though#you would contact them and then IF they even responded it would take you 80 years to respond and then they would#think there was something wrong or that you were trying to be insulting or something. To contact anyone I need to include an 85 page#disclaimer of all of my social issues & mental illness things. 'If i take 3 weeks to reply I promise it has nothing to do with u' etc lol#THIS is why more people need to be into phone calls/voice calls/some form of audio real time communication/etc.#I think one of the main things that's hard about messaging through text for me is it's so unscheduled and open ended#(plus it takes forever if you're talking about anything in detail and gets very long very quickly)#because like you can send a message and then just get a reply whenever. and then you're expected to reply back whenever#so it's like you never know when the response will come or when a new obligation to reply can come up? so it's like this sudden thing with#no outline?? if that makes sense. whereas a phone call is very like 'hello let's schedule a call from 10am - 2pm on thursday'. And you know#EXACTLY when the interaction will start and EXACTLY when it will end and you can plan around it in your schedule easily.#I have the reverse thing of a lot of people (how people don't pick up phone calls/hate calls/only text)#I would literally talk on the phone with a stranger. I would have a discord voice chat with someone I barely know.#if someone I hardly even remember from elementary school asked to have a voice call with me out of nowhere I would do it.#but if a stranger MESSAGED me?? or someone I barely know sent me a TEXT or something?? I will never reply probably#It's just too vague and weird. and you can't read voice tone over text. and the interaction could last forever with no clear end#point and etc. etc. But a call is like. set. established. clear boundaries. you can read the flow of conversation better. rapport. etc. etc#I get that I guess people feel more anonymous or distanced over text?? but you can have fake phone numbers on the computer. or do like disc#rd calls. or zoom without a camera or etc. etc. Also the distance that's present in text is BAD distance because it just means that tone is#not conveyed properly and you will never truly get a sense of the person's conversational vibe or mannerisms or how well you really click.#ANYWAY ghgjh...... I'm so so so interested in concepts of like.. How did that one kid I used to talk to in elementary school#but then they moved away in 5th grade - how did they end up? what are they doing now?? etc. etc. Like despite the severe social anhedonia#and general lack of connection with others I'm just really fascinated in like.. idk. the human development of it all and like#the concept of how we're actually a million different people through the course of our lives ever evolving in different iterations and etc.#PLUS again. i love nostalgia. sometimes old peple you know might remember a shared memory or can tell you about something you forgot#or etc. like it's SUCH A COOL THING in CONCEPT but I am too socially inept generally speaking lol. which people I still talk to today are#familiar with my 'phone call once every few months' communication style. but strangers would just be like... wtf. And I don't blame them#Sure I literally cannot change the physical health + brain issues i have - but also I know enough to not put others through that lol
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duahauuoplanh · 2 years ago
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keroinnie · 3 months ago
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ur-ghostgirl · 9 months ago
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