#salmon run

[i-hate-charger-mains]

noone:

that one teammate who got the charger on a griller wave:

[eclectic-spaghetti]

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Despite being much larger than Cohozuna is, Horroboros also has a lot more bones, so it doesn't yield that much more meat compared to a Cohozuna. On the bright side, though, it's also much less fatty.

[chrometikaink]

i swear i uploaded eggboy here but I dont think i did!!

my baby boy, my son, my everything. i have never created a better OC since him

(people always ask when i post him: YES you can make a golden egg-haired OC PLEASE!!)

[kingofsalmonids]

MY WISDOM IS GONNA BE ECHOING SO HARD

[splatoonpolls]

salmon run tips, from the basics to the ones that you may not even think about

(Doing this due to my “not so basic salmon run tips” being filled with people reblogging with basic salmon run tips. yes. I an petty)

BASICS

Ink the wall, please. Ink the wall. Ink any sort of vertical surface

Lure the bosses that follow you, please. Don’t splat the scrapper/steelhead/maws at the shore

High DPS and long ranged weapons for the steelhead.

use the big shot canon.

during fog, make sure to stay 2 by 2

ink a lot

use weapons like blasters, brushes, and rollers for the fish sticks

use the slammin’ lid against other enemies. Please, just do it

NOT REALLY BASIC BUT I AM SHOCKED PEOPLE DONT DO IT!

Move! Staying in one place will make you a target for enemies that target those further away (stinger, fly fish)

the follow point 2.1, DO NOT EGG HOARD. You can throw the eggs closer to the basket

USE YOUR SPECIAL I AM BEGGING YOU IT IS SO IMPORTANT TO USE IT! YOU DONT KNOW HOW MANY GAMES I HAVE LOST BECAUSE SOMEONE DIDNT USE THEIR SPECIAL

Heal your teammates.

use your bombs

If you are close to beating the shift, and you’re the only one left. And you have the ability to either save your teammates or get the eggs into the basket. THROW THE EGGS INTO THE BASKET

yes, you are very profresh if you do this

Use your bomb against the steel eels ribs as a projectile

Instead of this way spamming. You show how to do things in the better way.

uhh… TBA

[salithemage]

it’s so funny that completing splatoon 3’s story mode has no effect on salmon run at all

[roocii002]

[third-king-of-salmonids]

SWAM PAST MY OLD JOB TODAY I THINK THEY MISS ME

[poqu]

salmon run as a turn-based strategy game

[gyonikubun]

(2023) Salmon Run Hair HCs

[cru5h-cascades]

Immediately after this big run:

[kingofsalmonids]

Boss, Grizzco is no longer putting those creame sanditch cakes in the employee lunchboxes. The Smallfry are gonna freak their favorite snackies to steal will be GONE!

WELL FIND SOMETHING TO REPLACE IT OR YOU’RE THEIR REPLACEMENT SNACK UNTIL I CAN FIND A SUITABLE BAKERY

[uwuinator]

its honestly kind of impressive how we all collectively had zero brain cells

[vixivulpixel]

We getting pizza in the break room tonight fellas 🗣🗣🗣💥

[halorocks1214]

mr grizz is canonically scared of potential unions forming between his workers lmaooo