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Incorrect CoD #16

Alejandro: Hey, Rudy? Rudy: Yes? Alejandro: When I die, donate my entire body to science. Rudy: Alejandro: Except for my middle finger, give that to Graves. Rudy: Rudy: Okay. ---- Roach: If you add 'uwu' at the end of a sentence, it makes it cute. Gaz: You're right uwu. Price: I agree uwu. Ghost: I'm going to kill all of you uwu. Soap: Don't uwu. Ghost: Fuck you uwu. ---- Sherlock, apologizing: .. .--. - / ... - .-. .-. -.- Nikolai: What's that? Sherlock: Remorse code. Nikolai: I'm even angrier now. ---- Laswell: I expected better from you. Price: Well, that was your fault. I got nothing to do with that. ---- Sherlock: Did you guys buy eggs like I asked? Gaz: Even better! Sherlock: ...What did you do? Roach, holding up a chicken: Here! Gaz: Her name is Kyle Junior! ---- Roach: You amaze me and scare me. Roach: I can't tell if I'm attracted to it or want to run away. Sherlock: I'm hoping it's the former. But I like when people are scared of me. Roach: Yeah it's definitely both. ---- Soap: Wanna come over and watch some Marvel movies? Ghost: Ehh. I'm more of a Disney kinda guy. Soap: Ghost: Soap: Big Hero 6? Ghost: Big Hero 6. ---- Laswell: You're on thin ice. Price: I'm on the floor. Laswell: It's a metaphor. Price: It's a carpet. ---- Alex: How did he die? Farah: Natural causes. Alex: You pushed him off the roof. Farah: Gravity is natural on this planet. ---- Alejandro: Crushes are the worst. Rudy: Yeah, whenever I'm around someone I have a crush on I always acting nervous and super fidgety. Alejandro: You're always acting nervous and super fidgety. Rudy: Yeah you don't wanna think on that too hard. ---- Soap: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 for 1 minute. Sherlock: No, that's not how you make cookies. Ghost: How about 4,000,000 for 1 second?

Sherlock: yOU’RE GONNA BURN THE BASE DOWN-

Roach: WE’RE GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Gaz: DO IT!

Sherlock: NO-

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Nikolai: My life is too much panic and not enough disco.

Farah: My life is too much fall and not enough boy.

Krueger: My life is too much chemical and not enough romance.

Sherlock: My life is too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

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Price: Did you have to stab him?

*Graves, bleeding on the ground*

Ghost: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Price: What did he say?

Ghost, in a mocking American accent: “What are you gonna do? Stab me?”

Price:

Task Force 141:

Chimera:

Nikolai, nodding: That’s fair.

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Laswell: Are you guys high?

Price: Are we what?

Laswell: High.

Nikolai: Hello.

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Sherlock: You were drunk last night.

Roach: No I wasn’t.

Sherlock: You started cutting pineapples at 3am while yelling “Stop hiding, SpongeBob! I know you’re in there!”

Roach:

Roach: But did I find him, though?

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Graves: I’m an idiot.

Task Force 141:

Chimera:

Laswell:

Los Vaqueros:

Soap: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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[mayflora-18]

Incorrect CoD Quotes #15

Sherlock: Unlike some people, I'm a very mature person. I apologize when I'm wrong. Gaz: But I've never heard you apologize??? Sherlock: Are you saying there's times when I'm wrong? ---- Price: Well, you know what they say, when life gives you lemons... Roach: Put them in a face mask. Soap: Use them in a battery. Gaz: Throw them at people. Ghost: Squirt the juice in life's eyes. Steal life's wallet and assume its identity. Now you are life and hold dominion over all. Your enemies cower at your feet. Price: ...make lemonade, guys. The answer was lemonade. ---- Soap: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case? Gaz: What? Soap: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved. Gaz: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"? ---- Graves: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game. Soap and Ghost, nodding: Knife Monopoly. Graves: Graves: I was actually gonna hunt you down for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck Knife Monopoly is. ---- Alejandro: I wish we could block people in real life. Rudy: Restraining order. Valeria: Murder. ---- Gaz: Truth or dare? Roach: Truth. Gaz: How many hours of sleep have you gotten in the past week? Roach: Dare. Gaz: Go to sleep. Roach: I no longer enjoy this game. ---- (CW: suggestive) Sherlock: The food is too cute, I can't eat it! Price: Gaz: Nikolai: Ghost: Soap: Roach: You're cute, but I'd still eat y- Laswell: ONE DINNER. Farah: *sighs* Here we go again... Laswell: ONE NORMAL DINNER, THAT'S ALL I ASK! ---- Sherlock: Time for plan G. Nikolai: Don't you mean plan B? Sherlock: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Krueger: What about plan D? Sherlock: Plan D was that desperate attempt half an hour ago. Farah: What about plan E? Sherlock: I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E. Nikolai: I don't like plan E. ---- Ghost: Why are you standing on the sofa? Soap: I wanted to see what would happen if I taped a knife to a Roomba. Ghost: Okay... and? Soap: I went to put the tape away and when I turned back around it was gone. I haven't seen it since. (Five minutes later) Gaz: Why are you both standing on the couch? Ghost: RUN AWAY GAZ, RUN AWAY! IT'S OUT FOR BLOOD! ---- [Soap and Graves texting] Graves: where are you Soap: turn around Soap: no the other way Soap: wrong way again Graves: soap where exactly are you?? Soap: at home, but the thought of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me ---- Price: Do you seriously think you're above the rules? Soap: The stupid ones, yeah. Ghost: If you want me to follow the rules you have to make sure they're not stupid. This isn't a difficult concept to grasp. ---- Farah: Never have I ever... been grounded by my parents. Gaz, exasperated: Every time. She makes orphan jokes every time and she always wins. Alex, horrified: I- ---- Roach: I like your dress. Sherlock: Thanks, it was 50% off. Roach: I'd like it 100% off. Sherlock: Sherlock: The store can't just give out free stuff. Roach: That's not what I- Sherlock: That's a terrible way to run a business, Gary. ---- Soap: *is carrying all the groceries* Ghost: *holds out hand to help* Soap: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Ghost's hand* ---- Sherlock: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. Sherlock: And I started thinking... Sherlock: Like it was just trying to get food. Sherlock: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck. Sherlock: How would I feel? Krueger: Are you okay? ---- Price: Are you sure you're alright? Ghost, crying: Yeah, i-it's these onions. Price: Ghost: Price: Those are potatoes. ----

[mayflora-18]

Fact Drop #4

If she got into a throuple with Gaz and Roach, Sherlock would wear a shirt that says “MY BOYFRIEND | HAS A BOYFRIEND | WHO’S MY BOYFRIEND | (and it’s great)” And they almost cried 

Sherlock is openly demiaroace, meaning she “only develop sexual or romantic attraction towards someone after forming a strong emotional connection with them, essentially experiencing both aspects of "demi" identity at once” (Google AI)

She has three older brothers from her dad’s previous marriage, the younger two being twins

Eldest brother = straight, 2nd eldest = homosexual, 3rd eldest = bisexual + gender non-conforming

Considers herself a “practicing Buddhist”

If flirting between Nik and Price goes on for too long she will whistle the Jeopardy theme song until they stop

Nik cannot resist her puppy-dog eyes

Sherlock became very important to all of Chimera, so when she’s not with Nik on the field, she’ll be at her desk being guarded by Krueger

Appears to be unfazed by whatever chaotic situation she’s in whether it’s being held at gunpoint or a natural disaster

Gives Soap all of her attention when he talks

Has extensive knowledge on chemistry and explosives much to Soap’s delight

TF141 is both confused and impressed at how long they can discuss demolitions (record is four hours)

In @cod-dump ’s au where Nik is Soap’s bio dad, Nik + Soap + Sherlock = Grunkle Stan and Pines Twins energy

Favorite songs are “Beautiful Crazy” by Luke Combs and “Horror Movies” by Neoni

DnD!Sherlock would be a wild witch

Roach took Sherlock out ~December 2019 possibly mid-January 2020

Die-hard Rick Riordan fan; Harry Potter is a close second

Sherlock uses Nik’s full name when he’s in trouble

Her tone was so disappointed

His heart dropped to his stomach the first time he heard it

He tried doing back to her and all he got was a look up-and-down and *click tongue* “Ah!” Fluffy style

Nik does everything possible to stay on her good side after that

Sherlock = literal mini-Nik

Nik is insistent that Sherlock’s wants are actually needs, especially when it comes to her workspace

Nik legit cried when Sherlock gave him a “Happy Father’s Day” card

Good cook, great baker

Can cry on command 

Only Sherlock can refer to Nik as “Uncle Nikky”

Sherlock and Nik bond over punk rock covers of pop songs

Any man that watches Sherlock do her workout routine (yoga in the morning and evening, followed by jogging or power walking, and then powerlifting) will feel their own bodies hurting

Ghost once told Sherlock he didn’t remember the last time he got rizzed so she just goes, “Guess what? I’m a hunter…and it’s you season.”

Ghost went beet red under his mask and stumbled away from her

In my SherGazRoach AU, Gaz would Sherlock’s better half while Roach would be her bitter half

Roach took a while to take his relationship with Sherlock further out of fear of Nik

Sherlock is one of the few (if not only) people to be unbothered by how Ghost drives

In fact, she would 100% nap while he’s at the wheel

Same can be said for flying in turbulence

It drives everyone insane, as well as her indifference to explosions

One of Sherlock’s brothers accidentally backed into her with his car when she was younger and has since lost almost all feeling from below her waist

Nik wanted to “talk” with her brother when he found out

Soap called her “Cos” once and she never corrected him

THE FACT DROPS ARE BACK, BABY!!