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istrokepp Ā· 2 months ago
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fuckass dexmatt/mattdex stamps idk
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dc-posting Ā· 2 months ago
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Jason who is still hesitant to spend any of Bruce’s money until…
Bruce: Hey, what’s this charge on my card? $1000 for… Robux? Is that like cryptocurrency?
Jason: Uh. I wanted VIP in ā€˜Dress to Impress’ and then I realised I could customise my avatar and then I wanted to buy items in-game and-
Bruce: Oh, so it’s like a video game thing? And not crypto? That’s fine then.
Dick, a Runway Diva in DTI: You play fucking Roblox? Lame.
Jason: Yeah? You would too if you had any joy or whimsy in your heart.
Tim, has been spending hundreds on Roblox using Bruce’s card for months, knows Bruce knows what Roblox is: Oh, Roblox! I’ve heard of that, it’s like… minecraft but mini games, right?
Jason, eye twitching: Something like that.
Damian, has also spent hundreds of Bruce’s dollars on Robux recently: It sounds like a frivolous investment. But whatever makes you happy, Todd.
Duke: Wait… I am not using my free will and rich adults to my advantage. I’ve been doing free to play shit this whole time. Bruce, give me your card.
Bruce, bewildered but supportive: O-okay?
Steph, who has been using Tim’s money (which is Bruce’s money) for Robux: Hey, I also want your card. (She does not intend to buy Robux. God knows what she will purchase. I support her.)
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supmaww Ā· 4 months ago
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sometimes you’ll see a post on the dash with a hundred something notes, and you won’t think twice about it until you scroll and realize with a sense of horror that all of those notes were from a single person, that person being your mutual, and suddenly your dash is just a single photo of a lobster for the next couple hours
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itsbrucey Ā· 2 years ago
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Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.
Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.
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dissecnalyst Ā· 5 months ago
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Guess what I saw:
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SLEEP, ALONE
SLEEP.
ALONE.
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juunipupu Ā· 11 days ago
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Twinpieces of Dame - a feared knight-killer and soft lover of fellow fems
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akkpipitphattana Ā· 1 year ago
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the amount of ways we have to qualify the geoncide in gaza in order to get people to care is actually sickening to me. ā€œit’s a feminist issue!ā€ ā€œit’s a disabilities issue!ā€ ā€œit’s an environmental issue!ā€ like i’m sorry but even if this was happening solely to able bodied men and was causing no harm to the environment, it would still be wrong because it’s a genocide and these people are being bombed and killed and starved every fucking day. you shouldn’t need an extra label to give you a reason to care about people that are dying.
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thepinkpestilence Ā· 2 months ago
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historical transmascs when you open a bag of sour gummy worms:
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James Barry/Billy Tipton/Alexander Alexandrov/Lou Alcott/Ljuba Prenner/Piotr Odmieniec Włast/Amelio Robles Ɓvila/Alan L. Hart/Lobzang Jivaka (Michael Dillon)
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wormspoodle Ā· 4 months ago
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the ol' surprise sibling chokehold
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sir-heichou-smith Ā· 3 months ago
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Lactating!reader w/ Simon "tits man" Riley
Laying down on your bed reading a book before your nightly pump when he comes out of the bathroom in nothing but a towel.
You pretend not to notice the cheeky tent he sports as he walks to his side of the bed and flops down next to you.
Your chest is leaky and uncomfortable, so you reach over to the night stand for the cordless pumps you can put in your maternity bra.
He looks like an oversized man baby with the way those big brown eyes stare up at you through thick lashes, almost like he's waiting for you to ask him for help.
As you lean back against the headboard, Simon wordlessly lays down on his side, head cradled in your hands while he helps you bare your chest to him.
He gives your skin chaste kisses and slow, sloppy licks. You feel the shivers like little lightning strikes to your core, and he closes his mouth around a puffy bud and sucks.
You hiss through your teeth, pain and relief and arousal coursing through your veins in an overwhelming cluster of feelings. Your arm cradles the back of his head to keep him there (as if he'd ever move) and your other hand cups his face, stroking up and down a strong, scarred cheek.
You can hear his quiet suckling and occasional swallow, your milk putting him into almost a trance like state. His hips giving aborted thrusts into the air, an (pathetic really) attempt to relieve the pressure from his groin.
The hand stroking his pretty face wanders down his neck and chest, slowly petting back and forth, lower and lower, until you're able to grip his length and give it a gentle squeeze before moving your hand in time with the thrust of his hips.
Simon starts to make noises, muffled slightly into the swell of your breast. As your hand speeds up, his abs flex and his thighs tremble, like he's finding it hard to remain still for you (he thinks he'd die if you stopped).
It's not long before his hips still from fucking into your fist, thick creamy seed spilling from his cock and down your hand/onto his abdomen.
He pulls away from you for a mere minute to flip you on your back and lick your soiled hand clean (the dirty bastard).
Now it's time for the other side as his cock gives a needy twitch between you.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs Ā· 5 months ago
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The Wizard Cowboy War (Wizboys VS Cowards) continues on.
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cryptidmickle Ā· 2 months ago
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its midnight post the pureshadow has a child au in my brain
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sparkdoesart Ā· 1 year ago
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Having even slightly popular mutuals is so cool. The king has bestowed upon me a like. Perhaps even a reblog
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otpadsis Ā· 7 months ago
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i think these three look nice together
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half-a-life-left Ā· 16 days ago
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spamton puts some knowledge to good use
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msmimundo Ā· 6 months ago
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Something I imagine the revival might reference
Ok now with the hundreds of bonus/alternatives I made lol Bonus 1:
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Bonus 2:
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Bonus 3:
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