#shoutout to autocorrect wouldn't have made it here without you

[mrbrrop]

What the hell is it between S6 and Hilson like during S6E18 & S6E19 he is. Such. A. Jealous. Bitch! Like Sam is "back" and he is desperately trying to get rid of her because she "is a cold-hearted bitch" that will break Wilson's heart and whilst doing that he's saying that he'll "outlast her" like yes but wtf?? Like again if this isn't romantic (or queerplatonic) this is an insane sentence for a "best-friend" to utter to their bestie's significant other like they're toxic as shit, I know, but even then they gotta be toxic[ly in love] in a romantic way because even if it was just a toxic friendship and that he was actually trying to break them up because Sam was gonna break Wilson's heart, why the fuck is he INSISTING for them to break up after they got together, because then if you scroll a little back on my rambling, Wilson's gonna get his heart broken, by House's logic? No? Am I insane for this? I am a little high right now to be fair, but not enough to jumble up my queer spidey-sense, and also House being naked in the fucking kitchen, like if I just fucked a guy who I only just reconnected with, and there's a naked man in he's kitchen I'd think something about it, like is it his roommate, if so why is he naked? Are they dating and non-monogamous, if so why didn't he mention it?? Are they dating, monogamous and weird and insane, AND is the dude I fucked gonna get killed??? ANYWHOM S6 is insane, Hilson is insane, I'm insane. Thanks for coming to my TED-talk 👍