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hey so for completeness's sake i should probably say that i posted this to reddit and very quickly got the response i hoped for, from a very cool someone named /u/reaper7876. the story is called "sivad's question" and it's as much of a banger as i remember. anyway this was all months ago and my two followers probably don't care but
in search of a purgatorial bangsian fantasy webfic about interpretation of a certain garfield comic, titled "mondays"
so i've been trying to hunt down an original short story i read on a website a bit ago, but when i post it to reddit's /r/tipofmytongue it gets deleted for being nsfw. i swear i'm not a garfield fucker. oh god. maybe i should just copy my first attempt at a tomt post:
so for context there's this infamous garfield strip wherein jon arbuckle, maybe, drinks a cup of dog jizz. i swear this is relevant.
i read this piece of web original fiction titled "mondays", which was a bangsian fantasy (i.e. set in the afterlife) about the interpretation arguments surrounding this comic. the premise is that people who die go to one of seven afterlives based on which day of the week they died. those who died on a monday go to an extremely large (but finite) field with a grid of towers at regular intervals. there is some kind of oracle or something to provide exposition on what they need to do to escape. everyone in this afterlife must vote on the question of whether or not jon actually drinks dog cum in the comic. there is a correct answer. if everyone unanimously votes correctly, they go on to the next stage of the afterlife, an actual paradise. however, if they vote unanimously but incorrectly, their memories are wiped and they have to start all over again, not remembering what discussions they'd had on the matter or how they voted last time. obviously there is much existential despair, and the story is more about how people react to the situation than the actual question. it's sort of a sociological survey of the different groups of reactions -- the die-hard supporters of each side, the people who despair that they'll never escape, the people who want to ignore the whole thing and just hang out, etc. i think it ends with the narrator coming to the conclusion that the "game" is "fair" but they will never escape anyway because they'll never agree or if they do they'll be wrong.
unfortunately, despite all the details i remember, i'm having trouble finding a google search that actually gets results; everything is swamped in more popular irrelevancies, like mainstream articles about the debate around the comic, or web fiction groups that post on monday, or whatever. i do remember that it wasn't on reddit, and i don't think was on a major site, but instead the author's blog or something. (however, it's possible it was on AO3, but searching there doesn't help either. possibly a tumblr with a custom theme?) i do think i was linked there from reddit, probably /r/curatedtumblr (where i'm at a lot), but it could have been tumblr itself, or anywhere. (metafilter?!?) obviously it was published in the last few years, as the comic arose in prominence as an interpretive debate along the lines of "when ralph wiggum says he's a viking, does that mean…", but that doesn't help turn it up because all the other content about the comic is also from that timeframe.
anyway that's the TOMT post , it got deleted for discussing dog jizz but when i edited it it still got deleted for linking to discussion of dog jizz. so now i've given up on TOMT and am posting it here so i can post it to /r/curatedtumblr on self-post sunday, and accessorarily associate myself with the concept of dog jizz. dammit. i swear i have non-dog-jizz-related reasons for being obsessed with finding this story again but that little detail keeps tripping everything up.
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I'm curious about the design intent by having Identifying a Spell take a reaction/action
I’m curious about the design intent by having Identifying a Spell take a reaction/action
@JeremyECrawford Not sure if you're fielding questions about Xanathar's Guide yet, but I'm curious about the design intent by having Identifying a Spell take a reaction/action. — Sivad Semaj (@therealjimdavis) November 9, 2017 In Xanathar's, Identifying a spell requires an action or a reaction because it involves focused deduction; it's not automatic. Moreover, I didn't want combat to devolve…
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5 Burning Questions with Israfel Sivad
5 Burning Questions with Israfel Sivad
Writers & Words 5 Question Interview with me…
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Novi, Michigan Indian Wedding by Durling Photography
Every bride dreams of her big day alongside a dashing Prince. For Maharani Bindu it was Deepam’s philosophical questions and corny jokes that really sealed the deal. Their love of Tamagatchis only deepened the love between this sweet couple. Hence, the party planning began with Rajul Pillai of Blissful Weddings and Events and makeup artist Gayatri Makeup Artiste. The wedding ceremony took place at the Sheraton Detroit Novi Hotel with a baraat ceremony led by DJ Ice & Fresh. The bride walked down the aisle looking absolutely lovely adorned by newly applied henna from Ekta Shah Kansara. Flowers by Amore designed an ivory draped mandap complete with paisley inspired chairs. We are excited for the cinematography film captured by Sivad Weddings to hit our editorial desks. In the meantime, head into our gallery captured by Durling Photography for your daily dose of delight. http://dlvr.it/Nzxytb
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Novi, Michigan Indian Wedding by Durling Photography
Every bride dreams of her big day alongside a dashing Prince. For Maharani Bindu it was Deepam’s philosophical questions and corny jokes that really sealed the deal. Their love of Tamagatchis only deepened the love between this sweet couple. Hence, the party planning began with Rajul Pillai of Blissful Weddings and Events and makeup artist Gayatri Makeup Artiste. The wedding ceremony took place at the Sheraton Detroit Novi Hotel with a baraat ceremony led by DJ Ice & Fresh. The bride walked down the aisle looking absolutely lovely adorned by newly applied henna from Ekta Shah Kansara. Flowers by Amore designed an ivory draped mandap complete with paisley inspired chairs. We are excited for the cinematography film captured by Sivad Weddings to hit our editorial desks. In the meantime, head into our gallery captured by Durling Photography for your daily dose of delight. http://dlvr.it/Nztn4p
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The Hallowed Halls of Academia
The Hallowed Halls of Academia
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The Hallowed Halls of Academia By Israfel Sivad
What did you say, you hallowed halls of academia? That our questions were mere blasphemies?
Is that what you would say to us,
teach to us, your servants, faithful and true, respecting you and the order you would teach?
Our reply is to challenge.
And if you reject us yet again,…
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