#so we don't look like absolute idiots infront of our WHOLE YEAR

[breadbut3d]

Why do group projects exist??? They are literally the worst.

[vannybarber]

The Prenup: Part Two

Summary: After four years of being together and finally being engaged, Chris wants you to sign a prenup.

Chris Evans x Reader

Warnings: angst, swearing, chris getting his ass handed to him, a lot of pain.

Part One

Walking down the isle, you grab everything that looks remotely pleasing in sight. After you left the house, you were just driving nowhere. Having to refill your tank because you wasted all the gas, the crackhead at the station kept singing Mambo Number 5 and it made you feel slightly better. Now you were in the convenience store spending your feelings away.

You get to the pain pills and grab some Aleve. Your head has been thumping for hours now. You see a pink box and knock a couple of those in the basket too just because they're pink. Whipping over to the candy isle, you grab multiple bags of Starburst jelly beans just to spite Chris because you know he loves them. Moments later, your basket it full and you head to the front.

Tipping the basket, you dump all the contents on the counter. The cashier gives you this look and you don't blame her. You had 3 bags of jellybeans, 5 random candy bars, 2 pink boxes you still can't read out, a blue Mountain Dew, a dog toy and some Doritos. Absolutely random. The cashier scans all the junk food, but when she gets to the pink boxes, she look up at you and at your left hand.

You're in a daze, so you don't see her looking at you. Your mind was all over the place and frankly, you didn't want to think about any of the latest events. Not the prenup. Not the engagement. Not Chris. Snapping into reality, you pay for your groceries and take all the bags and walk out the store.

On the drive to the hotel, you pass the park where you and Chris met. That didn't help with your predicament at all.

Dodger had gotten off his leash because he was so excited to finally have a home. You were with your niece. She is so obsessed with dogs and wanted to meet every one. Dodger spotted her and pounced on her, giving infinite kisses.

Chris was freaking out. His dog just pounced on a two year old child.

You, on the other hand, were laughing your ass off. Your niece wasn't complaining either because she kissed him back.

He apologized profusely and you guaranteed him it was okay. You guys hung out for the rest of the day and decided to go on another date, without the kids. One date lead to many others and soon enough you'd met his whole family, vice versa, and started living with him. It was unreal.

And here you are infront of a hotel, with no ring or engagement and your fianceé almost an hour away. Oh, how the tables have turned.

You get out and receive your room key. You head up to your room and set everything down. You were so tired and worn out. Getting comfortable in the bed, you knock out almost immediately.

Meanwhile, back at your house, it's pure chaos.

"Chris do you realize what the fuck you just did?"

Scott is practically screaming at his brother, pacing around the room.

"Scott can you fucking chill? You're not helping the situation" Chris snapped back at him. Scott stops and stares at him like he's an idiot.

"We wouldn't be in this situation if it wasn't for your stupid choices. Tell him Ma!" He looks at her to back him up. Lisa stands up from her seat and walks over to Chris.

"Now Scott, Chris is a grown man. He can handle this situation, right honey?" Her hands are on both his shoulders, looking for him to respond.

"There you go. You always do this! You always baby him up whenever he's in trouble." He rolls his eyes. Lisa draws back from Chris.

"No, I do not. I let all of you sort out your own issues, with my advice of course. Shanna, Carly, do I baby your brother?" Chris throws his head back in annoyance.

"Um, yeah kinda.."

"Sometimes...Ma, but not all the time of course"

They say at the same time. They hated to admit it but when it came to Chris, she mostly got him out his problems. He's not used to solving them on his own. Lisa utters incoherent words in disbelief.

"That's not important right now. My fianceé just called off our engagement and I don't know where she is!" Chris interrupts, getting everyone back into focus.

"Technically she's not your fianceé if she called the engagement off, but it's whatever..." Scott mumbles with his hands up. Chris shoots him a 'fuck off look'.

"Well have you tried calling her?" Carly asks him.

"Yes, but she's not picking up. She can hold quite the grudge when it comes to her feelings." And he was right. You were very protective of your feelings and anything to harm that will be shut down ASAP.

"Well we just have to hope that she is trusting her better judgment and will come back, unlike someone in the room" Scott says sarcastically turning and sitting on the couch. Chris smacks his lips.

"Scott that's enough!" Lisa snaps.

"Well he deserves everything he's getting! He put himself in this situation. Now he doesn't have a wife and he's miserable. Could never be me."

Chris had enough. He moved quickly put his chair and into the bedroom, slamming the door shut. He sat at the edge of the bed and cried.

You had finally woken up and check your phone.

26 missed calls | 63 messages.

You text Lisa and tell her you're fine. Closing the app, you look at your homescreen. It's a picture of Chris laying on your chest asleep. His lips are parted and you're grinning in the screen. He looks like an adorable puppy. You grab your charger out your bag and plug it up.

Remembering the stuff you bought, you grab the jellybeans and open them. Seeing the assortment of colors, you go straight for the red ones. Chris' favorite. You were gonna milk this to the bone. You reach in the bag and feel one of the pink boxes you bought. Still not knowing what it was, you pull it out and read it.

First Response Pregnancy

You bought a damn pregnancy test. 2 to be exact. You didn't know if you wanted to laugh or to smack yourself for wasting your money. Many thoughts went through your mind. Should you take the tests? Should you throw it away? What if you were pregnant? That last thought gave you shivers. Pregnant at a time like this? Were you even ready?

Looking down at the test, you decide to take it. Just for the hell of it. You knew you weren't gonna be pregnant because you take birth control. Not to mention you and Chris use condoms for extra measure. Nothing wrong with being safe.

You get up, pad to the bathroom and get down to business. You do all the steps and clean up after yourself. Now you just had to wait.

You were nervous as hell. You don't know why though. There isn't a chance you could be pregnant because you didn't allow there be one. You have been beyond careful. There would be zero possibility. Or so you thought.

After what felt like 5 minutes, your shakey hand grab the test and flip it over.

| |

You freeze and your eyes dart to the information section.

Not Pregnant- |

Pregnant- | |

You look back at the results. There were two lines. Absentmindedly, you shake your head and back up until your back hits the wall. You can't be pregnant. There's literally no freaking way. It's got to be false.

You grab the other test and take it. After 5 more minutes, you check it and there's two lines also. Now you were freaking the fuck out. Both tests are positive. You rush back in the room and dig through the bag for the other box. You grab it and take both tests at the same time. Don't ask.

After another 5 minutes, you stare at the back of the two tests. Moment of truth. You flip both the tests at the same time.

| | on each test.

This is where you fall on the floor in shock and fear. You were pregnant. With Chris' child. And you guys just had a huge fall out and you're all alone. You're not ready for a kid. Especially not now.

You bury your head in your hands and let the tears fall. How in the hell were you gonna tell him?

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wooyoung is a professional stripper, one day he performs infront of a small group of friends, he eyes san and brings him up there with him, grinding aginst him and ect, until they take it to a private room.

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Wooyoung was a young male, who was fresh out of college. He had just graduated this year, and had already found a job. Sure, the job wasn't idealy what you thought of, but it was something.

Wooyoung happened to be a stripper at a bar near his old campus. It was an easy walk to his apartment, and he could get there quickly. Woo loved to dance when he was a kid, and as he grew older he discovered more styles. He particularly took interest in the more sexy styles and movements. When Woo heard that the place was hiring, he went in one time to see what the atmosphere was like, and he liked it.

He saw all the dancers on the stages, surrounded by chairs and booths. Often containing old men who were cheating on their wives or young players who wanted to take advantage of you. Yeah, that part wasn't the best, but everything else was decent.

He started working there about a month after graduating, and since he was new he dealt with bar customers. Soon enough, one day the manager saw him dancing in a small practice room by himself. He was impressed and called in the other dancers. They told him to go and run his dance again, which was of course seductive. They nodded and disscussed, and eventually agreed he could be moved up quicker than planned. Woo was estatic at this, and now it was a Saturday night where the place would always be most crowded.

"Hyung~" Woo spoke sweetly. He was absolutely the baby of all the staff. He was their youngest to everyones surprise, and they treated him like a little brother. All of them watching out for him and being protective over the boy.

"Woo, stop whining and get to your place." One of the older staffs spoke and lightly shoved Woo to the stage.

There was a big stage in the middle of the whole building, smaller individual stages spread out, and then private rooms to the back. They had a performance on the big stage tonight as a beginning round since it was so busy. They all got to their places and started dancing as the music started.

San and a few of his buddies laughed stupidly as they entered the building. They heard the loud music and looked around. San hadn't been here before, but his friend dragged the four of them their for his birthday. The place was dark with dimly lit purple lights everywhere. They made their way to stand behind a row of chairs, looking at the stage. They watched until someone caught Sans eye.

A small, blonde haired male with healed boots on. His shorts riding up with his riped fishnets messily slacked around his legs. His see through shirt showed his muscular form. He wasn't so much as bulky, he actually looked kind of tiny, but his abdomen was no joke as all the four could see.

"Damn, we need to request that one." One of the guys said pointing at the male they had all been watching. His facial expressions and passion was incredible. San nodded his head as a staff came by.

"Excuse me-" he said, "Do you know the name of that guy right there? Could we request him?" He was fairly polite. After all, these people were people, not toys.

"Oh- Woo? Yeah, hes our youngest. Pretty and talented, ill tell him to go to stage 15, why don't you all sit down there." The male said pointing to an empty stage in the corner, one booth in front of it.

All of them nodded and made there way to the booth. They sat down and joked for a bit, but it wasnt long till they heard small footsteps coming up little stairs to the stage. They looked up. "Well hello there gorgeous~" One of the guys said. San lightly slapped him on the arm. "Knock it off, idiot."

"Hello, I'll be here for today. Just let me know if you want to switch me out with one of our other dancers." He said with a small smile.

More music started playing and the younger fixed his hair before strongly moving. His hips circled and swayed so delicately. He walked and spun around with such a seductive aura, San's eyes couldn't help but be glued to him. His entire body was breath taking, from the tips of his toes to the top of his head.

Woo was the kind of dancer to glance out to the people he was performing for every so often. Soon though, he realized his stare often was met with the young male on the very edge. The gaze was so intense that even Woo, who was very professional, started to feel himself get a little flustered, or a little hot. Occasionally he'd glance to the other three, but they werent as interesting to him as the one male. "Whats your name?" He said softly while staring at him.

"San. Choi San." His voice was low and suited him well, it almost made the younger melt inside. "Oh?~ Is little Sannie gonna get a treat today instead of the birthday boy?" One of his friends teased and laughed, slaping a friends thigh, who was the birthday boy.

Nornally, upon hearing that someone had a birthday, the dancer would offer some sort of treat. Like a lap dance of some sort. However, if it wasn't San, Woo could give less of a shit whos birthday it was. He bit his lip while looking up and down at San. Of course he was still moving this whole time. Seductive and alluring as he spoke again.

"Why dont you come here?" He said, grabbing hold of the bar and sticking his ass out as he bent over half way, his cheek against the cold bar. His face was young and had an innocent look. This made San even more needy then he already was.

San slowly got up from his spot as all his friends lowly "ooo"'ed from their spots.

San walked behind the stage and stepped up the few stairs, Woo's ass being right infront of him as the younger glanced behind his back. His head turned to see San and his beauty up close. Ignoring everyone and everything else, San slid his hands gently up the males thighs, making it up to his hips and pressing his hips into the younger a bit. The younger hummed a little bit from the action.

By this time, Woo was pushed up against the thin pole, back arched with San's body pressing into his. Even San's head rested right next to Woo's ear. To which he whispered, "Is there some other place we could take this?~" He spoke seductively. His friends were staring with wide eyes at the scene infront of them. Watching the elders hands trailing up to the youngers chest, pulling him more into his body.

"Theres private rooms in the back~" Woo said with just the right amount of breathiness and seductive tone in his voice. To which San pulled away and grabbed his hand, not even bothering to look to his friends as he strided towards the back rooms.

"Damn, I just saw my bestfriend groping a hot guy on my own birthday." The male sighed.

"Hey man, it's San. I mean, who wouldn't fuck San?"

They all shrugged.

"You're right." The others said in agreement. As they went off to drink.

Woo didn't do private rooms with everyone, in fact, he was sure this was the first time he had done a private room. Once they had gotten there San locked the door and shoved Woo against the wall. Their bodied so close that Woo couldn't contain himself. He impulsively lunged forward and caught the elder male in a hot, messy kiss. Arms thrown around his neck and all with his tiny whines and breaths.

San groaned and slid his hands under the males shirt, nearly ripping it off. He smirked as Woo desperately started unbuttoning San's shirt, throwing it off and kissing all over his neck and chest. He hummed out and licked his lips. San had a well built body as he worked out often. He slid off the youngers pants and let Woo unbuckle his. Slipping out of them and shoving the younger onto the bed. They were both bare naked as they made out. San ontop of Woo as the younger threaded his hand through San's hair.

The elder pinched at Woo's sensitive nipples, earning a small yelp from the younger. He breathed heavily as he stared into Woo's eyes. "May I?" He spoke. "Yes. Please, do it." Woo pleaded with soft eyes. As soon as he spoke those words, San waisted no time slamming into him. Loud moans filled the room out of pain and pleasure.

San kept thrusting into him, kissing and sucking at his neck while holding his waist in place. "Your moans are so beautiful." He spoke softly with a raspy voice. Woo whinned and moaned. San kept working up his pace and started groaning. Woo felt San getting harder inside him, feeling that he is close. San could also tell Woo was almost at his high by the way his muscles clenched around him. The two let out a strong, loud moan together as San hit the youngers prostate, making him release inside of him. Followed quickly by the younger making a mess of cum on his stomach, head thrown back and panting as his chest rose and fell. San collapsed over the younger and huffed.

"Fuck." He said lowly. He hadn't felt this good in a long time. Woo decided that he hasn't either. This was wonderful for the both of them.

They finished their moment off with a small make out session, sloppy from the little amount of energy they had left.

Eventually, the two got their clothes back on, San taking a little longer to dress then Woo did. The younger opened the door and saw his senior passing by.

"Hey Woo it's your turn- oh-" He said raising his eyebrows, then chuckled. "You look so fucked out, I guess ill take this shift. Go home buddy." He said, seeing the older male walk out behind Woo and winked.

Woo looked down and blushed. "Need a ride home?" San offered, to which Woo nodded yes, and they exited the building.