#source: hawkeye

[batfamgalore]

*Dick wakes up to the Batbros in his kitchen*

Jason: Forks forks. No! You have one fork?

Dick: I’m one person.

Damian: That’s so weird.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: You shouldn’t eavesdrop.

Mikey: Then how would I know what you're saying when I'm not there?

[personfrommars10dccontent]

Tim: Jason, I'm not gonna just sit and have dinner with you after you tried to kill me and then just broke into my house

Jason: I did not try to kill you

Jason: A) I put you on a wire to remove an obstacle

Jason: and B) I did not break anything, I am way too talented for that

Jason: and C) stop being so defensive

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Pitch Black: In all honesty, if I wanted to kill you…

Jack Frost: You would have already.

Pitch: [points] Right as you opened the door.

Jack: Yeah, I probably wouldn’t have even had time to shut it.

Pitch: No. [laughs]

Jack: I’d have been dead. Okay.

[fruityspaceboy]

*Y/N enters the med bay.*

Bruce: What do you want here, Y/N?

Y/N: Well, I'm a stethoscope fetishist. This is the only place I can wear one, without attracting attention *he points at the stethoscope dangling around his neck.*

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Aemond: Stop making me like you.

Rhaegar: I'm sorry, I can't help it.

[emmikay]

Mustang: I don’t have any weapons on me.

Mustang: (pats his pistol at his side) That’s not true. I don’t have any weapons currently in my hands.

Mustang:

Mustang: (looking at his gloves) That’s a lie also.

[waterfire1848]

[ Azula’s first time meeting the Gaang since she’s been reformed. ]

Azula: I don’t have any weapons on me. Okay-I take that back. I don’t have any weapons currently in my hands. That’s a lie also.

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Pixlriffs: Please, stay out of trouble.

Shelby: Not my strong suit.

[ladymiraclewings]

Marinette when receiving her Miraculous: What an…unexpected surprise. Tikki: All surprises are unexpected.

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Why's she in charge? She's an idiot!

Rei, about Usagi early in the first season

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

Why’s he in charge, he’s an idiot?

anyone regarding Eli’s leadership

[incorrectbartimaeusquotes]

Asmira: Some people have actually called me the world's greatest assassin. Bartimaeus: Are you one of those people? Asmira: Well, one of them is, yes.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Elisabeth: Stay out of trouble.

Edgar: Not my strong suit.

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Bunnymund: Thank goodness I didn’t kill you up there!

Jack Frost: [laughs] You kill me? Again – Bunny, you are so funny! That’s hilarious. That one is the funniest.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Jaheira: Stay out of trouble.

Imoen: Not my strong suit.