#source: zoey 101

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: I wonder who invented the meatball.

Damian: What do you mean invented?

Duke: Well, some guy back in the fifteenth century must’ve said “Yes, meat is good, but it would be even better in ball form."

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Haymitch: You know what I’m saying?

Katniss: You don’t even know what you’re saying!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Rhodes: Steve would never date a jerk like you.

Tony: I’m your friend!

Rhodes: Which is how I know you’re a jerk.

[incorrect-losers]

Stan *reading a magazine*: Your best friend took your favorite lip gloss without asking. Do you A) get a new best friend, B) push her down a flight of stairs—

Bev: It does not say that

Stan: I know, but I feel that it should definitely be an option

[romanoffshouse]

Yelena: You know what would be cool?

Y/N: Hooking up with your sister.

Yelena: WHAT?

Y/N: What

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Hakuba: Kudou-kun is not dating Kuroba-kun. Kudou-kun has been my friend since he joined the team, I know he'd never date a jerk like Kuroba-kun.

Heiji: Kuroba is one of your best friends.

Hakuba: Which is how I know he's a jerk.

[the-bus-called-graveyard-8]

Marlene: How many of you would say you’re good at basketball?

Kowalski: I once made a basketball explode.

Maurice: How?

Kowalski: ...chemicals.

[incorrectfantasticfour]

Johnny: I'm so sad Wyatt isn't coming with us. He's my best friend Peter: What about me? Johnny: You are my worst friend

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2578

I've literally hurt my neck by turning to look at something so I have no room to talk. (Dialogue from Zoey 101.)

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Shadowheart: You are so irritating sometimes.

Lae’zel: Wanna make out?

Shadowheart: Yes.

[emmikay]

Ed: I wonder who invented the meatball.

Al: What do you mean invented?

Ed: Well, some guy back in the fifteenth century must’ve said “Yes, meat is good, but it would be even better in ball form.“

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Caitlyn: You are so irritating sometimes.

Vi: Wanna make out?

Caitlyn: Yes.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: You are so irritating sometimes.

Geoffrey: Wanna make out?

Jonathan: Yes.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Pietro: You know what would be cool?

Y/N: Hooking up with your sister.

Pietro: WHAT?

Y/N: What

[incorrect-losers]

Stan: I'm so sad Bill isn't coming with us. He's my best friend

Richie: What about me?

Stan: You are my worst friend

[terrorquotestm]

Crozier: I'm so sad James Ross isn't coming with us. He's my best friend.

Franklin: What about me?

Crozier: You are my worst friend.