#spithy

[bluejeanbaby]

"What can I give? I can give a lot baby." Joanne teased him quietly, pressing a kiss to his jaw as she rolled her hips down against him, few layers of fabric keeping them seperate. She knew he thought this was some trick. Just Jo doing her usual gimmick. Yet there was something about having the gun pulled on her, and Lonny being the one threatening her that had made it actually a turn on for her. She wanted him. She'd get him too even if it was the last thing she'd do.

"Why don't I lay on my back, hm? I want you to point that at my head and fuck me. You probably need to relieve some stress...and I want to test that trigger finger." It was bad enough she had a few screws loose, especially when it came to the bedroom, but at this point she was pretty sure she had a death wish too.

"Now you're just taking words out of my mouth." His voice low, hand unwavering. He felt the hairs at the back of his neck stand on end as she purred next to his face. It was wasn't difficult to see how this was typically her M.O., the whole femme fatale thing suited her.

"Depends what you're giving." He opened the door just a little, though his hand on the gun still hadn't relented. Fox wasn't about to make it simple for her.

[cythanadiel]

Happy Valentine's Day with Spirit Blossom Tremorbolt💕💟💐🌸

.....and also slightly spicy sketches beneath the line......

disclaimer,, im still only trying to get comfortable drawing spicy so please have patience with me

i am also hoping tumblr with be cool with these👉👉

[gigglestick-9000]

hi gigafreakytuah how is ur day going

Spithy chili Im my mouf

[cmdrfupa]

Almost done with my second book of the weekend. The narrators voice is just too fucking ethereal. He’s doing every single character justice and I’m screaming.

All the spithy parts are just sooo…

[tohokuu]

teacher student sounding real spithy

LMAOOOO

dawg imma put this under a cut since not everyone wants to know about my sex life

but dawg he said he wanted me to stand up there with a paddle and teach and everything and have him sit there with his hands tied back

but i js know he’d manage to find a way to slip out those ties and bend me over a desk with my panties pushed to the side and my ass red bc he’d def use the paddle on me instead

he’s cocky asf too. i bet he’d say “i teach the lesson better than you do” while he’s ramming my shit

[sugurouge]

errr uh this is awkward but ran mod if you see this i asume you're not coming back so i guess i make him available again for someone else to mod skdjsk

[hahagiggles3]

sometimes i feed death note enjoyers

whats ur role in the tumblr community how do you contribute

[dollwritesarchive]

I would very much like to commission artists to draw spicy art of me and the faves like I’m sorry but I would love to just have framed art of me fucking hal jordan, leona kingscholar, belphegor, Jason Todd and Roy Harper just like all over my house

🤨 if y’all know of any spithy artists that are taking commissions you should for sure lmk

[smoll-tangerine]

I need to stop reading my new book, "the love hypothesis", Leave Adam freaking Carlsen, and read your new chapter 😭

My reaction at the end of this new chap:

Yes you both started on the wrong foot, but you still have your girlfriend 👁👄👁

Jae better do things right early on, the FL's ex is freaking Doyoung, and a freaking doctor 👀

OMG I LOVED THE LOVE HYPOTHESIS! i think i finished that book in under two hours. idk if you finished it or not, but *minor sort of spoiler not exactly spoiler alert* the only thing i was disappointed about was that there weren't enough adam x olive moments towards the end ksjcjfkfksjffj

LMFAOO YEAH, I LOWKEY FORGOT THAT JAEHYUN STILL GOT HIS GF SJKSJFK (i really believed that i wrote somewhere that they broke things off but i guess not oups haha) but things will start getting *spithy* with drama.

i also didn't expect to write doyoung as FL's ex but it just so happened that he is, and yknow what, i'm not mad about it a single bit. doyoung's role will be more crucial towards the final chapters too so i think making him the ex is a nice touch!! hehe

[hebijeeb]

hi ladies MMMWAH! late but i’m here to happily introduce: KANG RIEON, 24, kang family’s “crown jewel”, and (98.8% chance) your worst nightmare!! currently, she’s studying for her MBA but lbr she knows and everybody knows that she’s just wasting time away till dad marries her off for a cow or smth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ her about and bio is here (though the latter offers very little insight, i’ll go more into detail under the cut!). and much like rieon, i do like to come in swinging so PLEASE ! give this a like for some spithy plotting—i’ll try to msg back asap and if you’re better on disc, i have that too so just lmk!!

now without further ado... !

everyone’s favorite brat was born after a long and painful 16 hours of labor and i’m sorry to say that rieon being a pain in everyone’s (mom especially) everything does not end there

though very very loved and spoilt rotten, she learns early on that dad’s neglect starts and ends somewhere from a misread ultrasound to the start of her first menstrual cycle (in which she can no longer cling and act like "one of the boys��� for a morsel of dad’s attention) and that—no matter what she does, nothing will change the fact that she’s not a son

which, naturally, her train of thought is: ok, fine, fuck you too before going on to smash a bunch of his prized liquors

and from there—it’s pretty typical breaking/smashing/shattering shit for attention

so, it’s not surprisingly when she gets slapped into therapy by the end of middle school

read: it didn’t help.

but let’s table that and go back to the resume that comes with being the kang house’s only daughter aka the recipe to the perfect daughter in law: saebom c/o ‘17, hanbit university c/o ‘21. cello grade 7, cooks (ish), sews?

unmentioned: one dui (paid off), four charges of physical altercations (paid off), numerous charges of vandalism (paid off), 6 maxed out credit cards (paid off DUH), one pregnancy scare (Don’t)

pretty much lived all her life wild and reckless with 0 consequences (except the ones haunting her conscience or whatever that’s between her and god and her therapist)

personality wise, she’s seems to have inherited dad’s temper, though she hates that comparison. don’t even bring it up (trust me, her therapist’s broken window is example enough)

a clingy, affectionate starved person through and through, which makes it hard for her to stay single for even a week

high strung af so she’s prone to screaming and throwing things when the slightest bit of things upset her (i’m sorry for her fr)

generally though, comes off as sweet with the doll eyes and the heart-shaped smile though she’s very prone to switching up on people (judgy, snappy, the works)

her mood is erratic and rieon often lets it control her as such

idk she’s kind of a bitch :^( 

currently seeing two different therapists, one for her anger issues and the other is a family therapist in which nobody fucking comes so it’s just her bitching and mom sniffling in the corner lmao

that said, loves(?) her brothers but also she hates them lmao 

really just flat out jealous since they were kids given how differently dad treats them and feels bad about it since all they spoil her while all she does is act a brat but what can you do!

to be engaged to @jaehoxn​ and idk if you’re curious to how that’s going her search history includes stuff like ‘how many years can you get for manslaughter’ ‘what part of the body hurts the most to pinch’ and ‘can you make yourself temporarily deaf’ 

plots (very vague b/c it’s late)

exes/fwbs/crushes/w/e goes in here

best friend!! ****must have really thick skin n fast reflexes :))

EX FIANCE #1 was formerly childhood friends (engaged 2 be married) till rieon overheard their parents talking about how they’d match well or sth (age 7-10 idk) and she threw a fit, kicked apart his lego set (then they fought) and sent him home crying. they never spoke after that—but hey! engagement-to-be canceled! mb they can be friends again tho :”(

EX FIANCE #2 dated for a while in college and humored the idea of getting hitched, but the more her dad liked the idea the more rieon hated it so things ended up going south anyway

literally you keep running into her when she’s going ballistics crying over a broken nail or a tear in her pantyhose fuck u

u were taking too long to park so she bumper checked you with her audi lmao 

current ‘boyfriend’ who doesn’t know she’s engaged / alt: who does and dgaf! let’s go piss off dad together! 

[kingfakey]

get to know me tag

thank u to @literalite for tagging me this one seems fun!!!

rules: answer the questions & tag 9 people you want to get to know better.

favourite colour: it’s fucking pink bitch

currently reading: the pink series

last song: i’m not sure i’ve been listening to podcasts all day spotify says it’s give me the future by bastille but that doesn’t feel right because i had it on shuffle all morning!!

last series: the witcher

sweet, spicy or savoury? spithy!!!

craving: cake...

tea or coffee? coffee... ru kididng?

currently working on? the pink series

gnna tagg @wirefiish @astystole @thetrashisout @junktrait @pancakesim

[maybeimamuppet]

day 17 (with twins): making gingerbread houses

day seventeen rock and roll!!!

the twins are two here!

please enjoy :D

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“What’s dat?” Leo asks, toddling up to the kitchen table and standing on her tippy toes to peek.

“These are gingerbread house kits! Mommy and I are gonna make them with you and Lala,” Cady explains.

“A house?” Leo asks curiously, tilting her head. It doesn’t look like a house. It’s just a bunch of cookies.

“Mmhmm. We get to put the house together and then decorate it,” Cady says as she puts all the candy decorations in little bowls.

“Smell good.”

“It does smell good, it smells like yummy gingerbread,” Cady says. “These aren’t to eat, though, they won’t be very yummy.” Leo pouts. Cady ruffles her hair and picks her up. “Come here, you can have one of the gingerbread people we made yesterday instead.”

That gets a little smile, and Leo eagerly takes the offered cookie Cady gives her. “I bit him head.”

“You bit his head? You better hurry and bite the rest of him, then, he needs to be with his head,” Cady chuckles. “Here, go give this one to Lala and tell her and Mommy to come to the kitchen.”

“Okay!”

Cady chuckles lovingly as her baby toddles off full speed to find her family, armed with two cookies and calling their names as she goes.

-

“Hi, Bee!” Janis laughs as Leo crashes into her legs. “Whatcha got there?”

“Cookie!” Leo says happily. “For Lala.”

“Lala’s over there,” Janis says, pointing to her sister playing with some stuffed dinosaurs. Leo heads over and proffers her extra cookie.

“Hewe, Lala!”

Layla looks up at her and takes the gingerbread man. “T’ank you.”

“You welcome!”

“Good manners, girls,” Janis praises. Leo comes back and continues munching on her own cookie before she remembers what she was supposed to do.

“Oh! Mommy,” she says. “Mama say… um… go kitchen.”

“Okay. With Lala?”

“Yeah.”

“Okay, let’s go,” Janis hums, picking Leo up and going to grab Layla too. Layla cries out in surprise as she’s suddenly snatched, but giggles as she’s lifted up to her mommy’s level. “Sorry Bug. Didn’t mean to scare you.”

“Is okay,” Layla says, taking another bite of her cookie. Janis carries them both to the kitchen and to Cady. “Hi Mama!”

“Hi, loves!” Cady grins when she sees them all come back. “Come here.”

“Oh boy,” Janis sighs when she sees everything set up on the kitchen table. “Do you really think they’re big enough for gingerbread houses already?”

“I think if we help them, yeah,” Cady shrugs. “It’ll be cute, come on.”

“Whatever you say, babes,” Janis chuckles. Cady takes Layla from her and kisses her cheek.

“Who do you want to work with, girls?”

“Mama!” they both say at the same time. Janis pouts.

“Nobody wants to work with me?”

Leo looks up at her. “I wif Mommy!”

Janis grins at her and kisses her little icing-covered nose, earning herself a giggle. “Thanks, Bee.”

“You welcome!”

“Alright, c’mere, then,” Cady says, grinning at their interactions. She pulls her chair out and sits with Layla on her lap, and Janis sits with Leo on hers. “Here’s your icing, and your cookies. And here’s ours, and the directions.”

Layla reaches out eagerly and holds the icing pouch. Cady chuckles and brings the cookies closer to start constructing their house. Leo looks eagerly at all the candy dishes around the table and tugs one closer to start eating.

“Lolo, don’t eat all the candy yet, we need those for the decorations!” Janis laughs. She hands over a gummy leaf for her to nibble on and moves the rest of them out of her reach. Leo puts it in her mouth and pulls a face before spitting it out onto a nearby plate. “No good?”

“Spithy,” Leo whines, refusing to put her little tongue back in her mouth. Janis frowns in confusion and tastes a leaf herself.

“Oh. Minty,” she chuckles. “Mama doesn’t like mint either. You can have one of these instead.”

Leo seems much happier with her cherry flavored gumdrop. Janis chuckles and kisses the top of her little head.

“Alright Lala, can you hold this for me?” Cady asks, offering Layla a gingerbread rectangle. Layla carefully holds it between her little hands while Cady spreads a thin line of icing along one of the edges. She watches curiously as Cady takes it back and props it up against another wall. “One more time.”

“Dose the walls?” Layla asks, looking up at Cady. Cady kisses her forehead and nods.

“Yep! Now we just have to glue these corners together and then all the walls will stand up on their own.”

Janis is struggling a little bit more, her lines turning out less neat and the walls slightly lopsided. It’s working, though, and neither she nor Leo complain.

“Where the roof?” Leo asks. Janis grabs the last two cookie rectangles.

“Here. Can you help me put some icing here?” Janis asks, tapping the edges they need to adhere the roof to. Leo nods eagerly and takes hold of the icing pouch. Janis steers while Leo squeezes, and before they know it, their house is up. Cady follows suit with Layla, and then they have two perfect gingerbread houses.

Or so they think. They pull away carefully so as not to bump anything and make the houses collapse, but to no avail. Leo and Janis’ house falls first, rapidly followed by Layla and Cady’s. “Uh oh.”

Layla looks at her pile of house pieces and whimpers before bursting into distraught tears. She looks up at Cady with a wail. “House fall down!”

“Oh, snowflake,” Cady hushes, picking her up and turning her around to cuddle and comfort her. “It’s okay, we can put it back!”

Layla’s crying prompts a similar reaction from Leo. She tries to put it back up herself first, and bursts into frustrated tears when it falls down with another clatter. Janis holds her close and gently pats her back to try to calm her down.

“Shhh, baby girl,” she murmurs, kissing Leo’s teary cheek. “Mommy can fix it, it’s okay.”

“Maybe doing this right before nap time wasn’t the best idea,” Cady sighs. “Shh, baby, it’s okay. Let’s go have a nap, and Mama and Mommy will fix the houses while you sleep.”

Janis passes over Leo, who cuddles into Cady and cries into her neck. Cady pouts and kisses her forehead.

“Poor little loves, it’s okay. I know it’s sad,” she hushes. Janis kisses each little cheek before Cady takes them upstairs to put down for a nap. In the meantime, Janis sets to work trying to repair the fallen gingerbread houses.

—-

Cady returns to find her wife facedown on the kitchen floor, with a pitiful pile of gingerbread bits on the table behind her. “Aww, Jayjay. You sad about the houses too?”

“They were so upset,” Janis groans. “It’s their first gingerbread house. The first Christmas they might actually remember. I want them to have a good one.”

“They will, love,” Cady says sadly, sitting next to her wife on the ground and gently tracing the tattoos covering her right arm. “They were just sleepy. They get emotionally fragile when they’re tired. We can put the houses back up and they’ll have a good time decorating them.”

“I can’t get them back up,” Janis sighs, resting her head on Cady‘s lap and pouting up at her. Cady gently strokes some wispy hairs away from her forehead and bends down to kiss her nose.

“We’ll figure something out. And if not, we’ll come up with some other fun thing to do and get rid of the gingerbread evidence. Try again next year,” she murmurs. “They are still pretty little, this might be a bit complicated for them.”

“They’re still too complicated for me,” Janis huffs. “That icing does not work as glue.”

Cady’s eyes go wide. “Glue! We’ll just glue the houses up!”

“But then we can’t eat it,” Janis pouts.

“Have you ever eaten a gingerbread house, anyway? They’re kinda gross,” Cady replies. “And we have, like, three pounds of cookies. They’ll live.”

“I guess,” Janis sighs. “That is a good idea, though.”

“Thank you,” Cady says. “Can I get up to go get the glue gun?”

“No.”

————-

“Hi, pumpkins,” Janis greets gently as she goes to get the twins up from their nap. Their faces are still a heartbreaking pink even an hour later, with faint remnants of tear tracks lingering on their cheeks. “Good morning.”

“Mommy fissa house?” Leo asks immediately, rubbing her eyes and reaching for her.

“Yeah, we fixed the houses,” Janis comforts, picking Leo up and carrying her over to change her diaper. “They won’t fall down again. We just have to get you little monkeys all changed and then we get to go decorate them!”

“Dec’wate?” Layla asks.

“Yeah, we get to put all the candy on them,” Janis says. “Mama and I will help you.”

-

“Hi, loves!” Cady greets when her family makes a reappearance in the kitchen. “How was your nap?”

“Nap,” Layla nods. Cady takes that to mean it was good.

“Good. Come here, come see!”

“House!” Leo says happily when she sees it standing steady. Janis nods and sits back in her spot.

“Yeah, we got the houses back! See, everything’s okay.”

Layla is a little more mistrustful and pokes at her house when Cady sits back down with her on her lap. Miraculously, it stays standing, made steady by the significant quantity of hot glue inside. Layla gives a content nod after her professional assessment of structural safety. “House.”

“Good,” Cady agrees. “You ready to decorate?”

Layla looks at her curiously and nods. Cady arms herself with a fresh icing pouch and half the candy bowls. Janis follows suit with Leo. “Okay, you pick out what you want to use, and then tell me where you want it to go and I’ll use the icing to stick it on, okay?”

Layla nods, poking her tongue out in thought as she grabs a peppermint. Cady lets her take full control of what things go where and winds up gluing it to the side of the roof in a seemingly random spot. Layla happily points wherever seems to strike her and sticks random little candies all over the thing. Leo is more resevered, thoughtful with her placement, but still ends up with a similarly chaotic result.

“House!” Leo says happily when she’s decided she’s done, pressing her hands together in delight. Janis claps for her quietly.

“Good job, Bee!”

“Oh, Leo, that’s beautiful, munchkin!” Cady says happily when she looks up and sees the delightful Christmas mess her daughter has created. “You and Mommy did such a good job!”

“Lala house,” Leo says, looking curiously at her twin’s creation. “Good house.”

Layla points for Cady to stick on a final gumdrop and claps for herself. “All done!”

“All done? Good job, Lala! Look at your pretty gingerbread houses!” Cady cheers. “Come here, I want to take a picture.”

Janis lets Leo slide off her lap and helps clear off the table so the focus of the picture is just the twins and their houses. Leo holds Layla’s hand as they both stand in front of their respective gingerbread house and give their best smiles.

“Cheeeeeeeese!”

“Aww,” Cady coos when she sees how they turned out. “Cute! Okay, let’s get some dinner in these little tummies, hm?”

“Eat a house!” Layla offers happily.

“We can’t have a gingerbread house for dinner, Bug!” Janis laughs, picking her up and holding her close. “We don’t want to knock down those houses you spent so much time on.”

“Oh.”

“Maybe we’ll have some other cookies after dinner. Come on, loves,” Cady hums, leaning in to kiss Layla’s cheek. Janis gets one too, making her smile.

“Cookie!” Leo yells happily, running to her high chair to get buckled in.

“After dinner!”

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hope you enjoyed!! see you tomorrow!!

[rosequartzromance]

pup my beloved! good morning! hi hello! this is just one of those goofy rambles that I do a lot but like I wanted it to be like an optional one I guess? one you can read on your own time and like not in dms kind of thing. you, of course, don't have to read this if you don't want t!, it's just a goofy girlfriend 3am ramble so whatever you want to do is hella good! Imma jump on into it now so like, see ya on the other side ❤️

hehehe hi sweetheart! hi hi hi hi! I'm come kith you so very many and smooch you and snuggle you and all that cutesy jazz if that's okay >:D but um hi, I fucking adore you. I'm so fucking in love with you. hi it's your resident clingy girlfriend who loves you very much but if you tell me to back down on the clingyness I absolutely can and will do that, hi I just wanna make you happy n like communication is really super duper important and it means the world to me that you do communicate with me and tell me what's up when you feel comfortable. I know that shits not easy. communicating and talking about things can feel like a lot and be scary but like genuinely, thank you for doing that. and like I don't know I want to be a safe space for you. I know I've said that before and I know I've said all of this before but here I am yet again. I want this to be a comfortable space for you and to help you feel safe. I want you to feel safe to be you. you. and I wanna help make you as happy as I can babe. and of course you can't be happy all the time, that's not how life works and that's what I'm trying to say, I just, I wanna make you happy. and like on a completely different note y o u. I wanna talk about you. do you realize how much I just stare at you in awe? I catch myself doing it all the time no matter what we're doing. whether that be watching YouTube, you doing notes, playing genshin, just all the time. I catch myself thinking "how the f u c k is someone so god damn perfect?" and like I know that perfection is bullshit but that's exactly what I mean, all the goofy little things that make you y o u are part of what makes me fucking adore you. because I truly do adore you. I try not to delve too deep into talk about your appearance during these because I don't ever want you thinking I'm here just because of you being a hottie (which is also a big reason I don't tend to bring up the spithy stuff in these either) but instead they're just things that add to you and the incredible person I know you are. but allow me this time to just talk about how fucking adorable and attractive you are.

because holy f u c k, I know I ask this all the time but have you fuckin seen yourself? and as I just typed that, I realized no, I mean yes but no. you have seen yourself but you haven't seen yourself through my perspective. you haven't seen you as being the love of your life, your partner, the person you adore and want to spend you're life with. you can't see my perspective and gods what I would do to make that possible. I want to show you how much I truly mean the words I say to you. but but but babe, you've seen yourself. you know fucking incredible you're eyes are, how they could literally send me to the moon just from one look. those adorable fucking freckles make my heart fucking melt and I just wanna kiss all of them and all over you and gods how fucking incredible your hands look and how badly I want to kiss those adorable lips of yours and how much I crave to hold that cute lil face of yours in my hands and that fucking smile of yours fucking hell. I hh. when you smile or laugh it feels genuinely impossible for me to not light up with you. you just, I don't know, I don't know how to put it all into words honestly, you'd think after as much rambling as I do about various things I'd be a lot better at talking and using words but alas, here I am! I just i don't know babe, I'm just so fucking in love with you and I'm all yours and I so badly want to be with you and spend that future with you and just be yours and you be mine and us be together. I am so fucking in love with you pup. so genuinely enthralled and enchanted and enraptured and fuckin I don't know whatever other e words I can come up with to tell you the same thing. I am so very in love with you baby.

thank you

for absolutely everything pup.

I love you with everything in my body mind spirit soul, everything. te amo ❤️

[chunhua-s]

Mod Wario 🐡 : I just like seeing your reactions to them! You miss me, honey? if you know the reference no you don't. I miss you too, darling. Of course I enjoyed it, I think you'd be more tasty though. You would never bore or annoy me, cutie, don't even think that. And shit, send them over, I think anime caps are really pretty and I wanna see what reminded you of him. Did you respond to the last ask by the way? I might have not seen it if you have and I'm sure your friends want to see you get your cute Ushi Gushi moments soon (;

Baby, you texting me alone makes me have a good day,you don't have to wish it for me. But shit that's really adorable of you. I'll make the account though don't worry, soon.

h-honey?? is that.... is that what i think it’s from?? 👀 no way we’re thinking about the same thing right??? you think i’d be more tasty? which part of me, hm? i’m glad i don’t annoy you 🥺 but if i ever do pls let me know and i honestly mean that. i wanna reblog them but they’re a lil bit spithy ✨ i’m wondering if tumblr could throw me in jail for posting them :v i’ll try and if i get banned well, it eez whaddit eez 😌✌🏽 aaaahh i haven’t responded to the last ask! i’ll go do that right now (but pls know you very well killed me with it🧎🏽‍♀️)

baby? 🥺 please you’re too sweet, no way my messages can do that much for you djdjf i’m sure you’d have a good day regardless 💕 but thank you so much for always making me smile

[aiiwa]

Oooo spithy thirst traps 👀👀👀 ooo you got a onlyfans girl yesss get that bank

~anon with mb boyfie

if peachy had an only fans i would be her first subscriber shskskls

[sriracha-the-spicy]

how spithy are yous-s-s

*spicynoise*