#steven universe prediction

[ask-whitepearl-and-steven]

Next up is... the Bad Prediction AU!

The Bad Prediction AU is a concept that focuses on the idea that the Diamonds HAD crushed the Rebellion and pulled Pink Diamond offof Earth, and forced her back to Homeworld as a puppet ruler... but in the end, she still had Steven! This story has been incredibly inspiring to me, and I have pushed myself to get closer to the SU artstyle after seeing the amazing work done by the artists of @badpredictionau .

Thank you to the Bad Prediction AU for not only an incredible concept, but a stunning execution!

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Audio from Markiplier's Slay the Princess play through. (Content warning for the playthrough's gore and blood though!)

The sketch of what I originally wanted to submit for Glow Week's day 6, but I remembered a bit late that I already did the proposal schtick last time. Lol

So I scrapped it to make a different submission. Still, couldn't make it to the actual week. 😅 I think I'll have super late submissions on June.

[that1garrulousfan]

Idk how to organize my thoughts rn but bruh

I mean his design and character are amazing but why do all the rubber hose inspired cartoon characters gotta be antagonized?

I'm saying this first because as soon as I saw Lux’s first scene, I knew he was already gonna be be the villain- WITHOUT EVEN WATCHING DOCTOR WHO.

Like

C’’mon

Bruh

And yes, I know Spinel gets redeemed.

And also I know nostalgia makes sense with it as well like this gal from IF

Where are my just pure and silly rubber hose goobers :(/hj

[cubecrow]

do you see my vision

[doctorsiren]

When I was 12 in 2017, I drew this for my dad and it’s such a time capsule I’m CRYING

[p4nicaker]

ah a young boy (mc) saving this depressed girl who is older than him and on the opposide side and then she joins his group of mismatched troublemakers learning about more healthy relationship(s)

ah I wonder where have i seen this before...?

[lolliepops-rox]

Why does everyone exclude Animal from polymayhem???

like. legit question.

[salemontrial]

So rewatching steven universe has made me realize I have a Very specific type of favourite fictional character which led me to another equally mortifying conclusion.

Hatred/lh

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Dreamscaperers Preview

Ugh fuck fine ok this preview i from like... pretty far into the chapter but I don't care, I'm so taken with this entire exchange that I just had to share it. I have missed writing for Bill, fuck I hate this manipulative fucker so much goddammit someone please save my son from this lunatic.

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Bill let loose a wild laugh as he shifted back into his usual, singular form. That laughter only turned louder and more teasing when he caught sight of the utterly shocked look on Steven’s face. “I-it’s you!” he exclaimed, aptly alarmed. 

“No, duh, kid, who else would it be?” Bill proudly adjusted his bowtie. “And here I thought I’d be a bit rusty after all these years, but nope! I’ve still got just as much of a knack for pulling off a few convincing Crystal Chump impressions now as I did back then, if I do say so myself.”

As confused as Steven was by that, he didn’t let that get the better of him. He knew all too well that a threat was floating right in front of him, which was why he held his arm out defensively in front of him. Unfortunately, his shield was just as stubborn about showing up as ever, even now, when he needed it most. “W-what do you want with me?” he asked, eyeing the demon nervously. 

“Aw, ease up, Rosebud!” Bill encouraged as he hovered a quick circle around Steven. “I just wanna chat! You like chatting with your friends, don’t ya?”

“Uh, yeah, with my friends,” Steven winced away from him. “But not with bad guys like you!”

“Bad guy?” Bill asked, feigning surprise. “That’s a little harsh, don’t ya think, Rosebud?”

“No, it’s not,” Steven sternly asserted. “You’re working with Gideon to help him steal the Mystery Shack! You blasted Dipper’s arm off for no reason! And you pretended to be the Gems just to trick me! All of that sounds pretty bad to me.”

“Yeesh, kid, don’t take it all so personally,” Bill shrugged, unconcerned. “I’m just messing around–that’s just what I do. Now, your mom? She got my sense of humor right off the bat. Do you think someone as ‘good’ as Quartzy would have been friends with me if I was really as ‘bad’ as you think I am?”

Steven hesitated when he heard this, unsure of what to think. “You… really were friends with my mom?” he asked, not entirely sure if he bought that. Because certainly, if it were true, the Gems would have brought Bill up at least once… right?

“Good friends,” Bill assured, and he sounded surprisingly earnest. At least as earnest as someone like him could be. “And you know, Rosebud, we could be friends too, if you’d like! I’m bound to be a much better pal for you than any of those Crystal Chumps anyway.”

“What do you mean?” Steven asked, confused. 

“Don’t act like you haven’t noticed,” Bill said, wagging his finger. “The way they treat you like you’re just some dumb kid, like they’re someone they need to babysit instead of a true, blue member of the team?”

“You mean like how you treated me while you were pretending to be them?” Steven accused, crossing his arms. 

“Well, yeah, but was I really that far off?” Bill asked. To prove his point, his flat surface began projecting more than a few moments of the Gems counting Steven out or leaving him behind. Moments that stung far more than he’d like to admit. “Face it, kid. They don’t really see you as one of them, and really, who can blame ‘em? See, most space rocks like them come outta the ground primed and ready to go into any fight, but you? You had to start from square one with those powers of yours. And I bet you still haven’t gotten the hang of them either, right?”

“Well…” Steven looked down at his feet. “I-I mean… I have healing spit and I can sometimes summon a bubble and my shield, but I-”

“But you’re still waaaaaay behind all the rest of those chumps,” Bill cut in. “Who knows, Rosebud? At the rate you’re going, you might never catch up…” 

Steven tensed at such a dreadful thought, though it certainly wasn’t one he was a stranger to. How many restless nights had he spent, wondering when his time would finally come, when he’d finally turn into the Crystal Gem he always longed to be? How long would it take for him to even come close to living up to his mother’s lofty legacy? How much would he have to struggle just to stand alongside a team he knew might never truly be a part of?

But then, as if he was reading his mind, Bill continued. “Still, it doesn’t have to be like that…”

“It… doesn’t?” Steven blinked, stirring himself out of his own worrying, racing thoughts. 

“Nope,” Bill pulled out his cane and leaned against it. “Being one of the last-remaining guardians of an entire planet is an awfully big burden, but who says it has to be your burden, Rosebud? I mean, think about it; you’re just a kid. These are the best years of your life and you deserve to enjoy them instead of always being dragged around on big, life-threatening mission, don’t you think?”

“Um… well, I mean… I never really thought about-”

“About any other options? Well, you’ve got ‘em, kid!” Bill brightly proclaimed. “Or at least you could if you let me help you out. All I’d need is a little something from you in return. So…” He held a hand out, ignoring the way Steven flinched when blue flames sparked to life over it. “What do ya say, Rosebud? Why don’t you let your new friend make all your ‘magical destiny’ woes disappear–once and for all?”

[goldensunset]

broke: magical power to see the future. the future's gonna come anyway. you're gonna find out soon enough. and depending on the take on this trope you quite often will not be able to change it anyway. you may try to subvert it and accidentally end up fulfilling it perfectly anyway or you may, at best, be slightly more prepared

woke: magical power to see the past. do you know how many gaps in documented history there are??? how many questions will probably never be answered? wouldn't it be nice to finally decipher that ancient language or solve that murder case or whatever? the possibilities are endless

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Do your Connverse kiddos fight at all, or are they all pretty close to one another? Personally, I think Rohini probably wouldn't get along with her siblings, but that may just be me projecting based off my own kiddo headcanons.

Haha kinda with Rohini, though she mostly bickers with just Zachary, but it never gotten too serious. Other than that, there's the sibling rivalry here and there. (I mean at least so far, lol)

*inserts doodle I made that I dunno what to do with but kinda relates to the topic. Trying upper angle without reference practice.*

Ebony gets along pretty well with all of the siblings, usually acts as a mediator among them.

Rohini idolizes Ebony. Had that classic phase of younger sibling copying the older sibling. And although Rohini and Zachary have their squabbles, and she could not relate to Sakura's very feminine and vain ways, she's quite protective of them both.

The twins also look up to the Ebony, but they're relatively closer to Rohini, specially with the former started frequently going out on Gem adventure.. traveling stuff.

Basically, that's their fight to peace.. sibling meter... I dunno what's the actually term it is. (⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠˙̫̮⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠) They all generally get along fairly well and if there's fighting, it's expected to be Rohini and Zachary.

[moonshrewed]

Okay but I think the real question would be: would Steven and Connie have to stay fused in order to be pregnant with their kid? Cause I'm thinking that considering the gems and fusion in general sex between adult Steven and adult Connie would turn into fusion between the two...so would stevonie be a new type of preg? Not mpreg... but thing else? What I'm really asking is if stevonie had to be pregnant but unfused would Connie be the one pregnant or would Steven be pregnant? Clearly Rebecca sugar would totally make mpreg but I'm also wondering if it would be a shared pregnancy, like half of the babies organs would be in Connie while Steven had the legs and feet. Wouldn't thst be fucked up? Wouldn't it be fucked up if Steven and Connie went into labor at the same time and what came out was just a fucked up mass of flesh and bone?

[sunn-mechanic]

Thought to much about it and realized why someone is my favorite character. Yeah it's the identity issues again.

[mischeva]

WTF??? MISCHEVA ART THAT ISN’T SONIC RELATED?? HUH???

[rainbow-beanie]

So! I once heard somewhere that viv’s favorite upcoming episode is episode seven, which probably means bad news for blitz, since he’s already been put through the ringer this season (the whole aftermath of asmodeus (poor baby) coupled with the fact that when he finally tracked down his sister, someone that he hoped didn’t hate him as much as fizz does, outright says that she never wants to see him again. Ouch, just ouch man. You can just tell that the main reason he wanted to see her in the first place was to find someone that doesn’t hate his guts, and also someone he feels safe enough around to promptly collapse into tears without worrying about anyone seeing him as less then. (aggressively points at stolas) which at this point he desperately needs, cause he doesn’t know who to turn to anymore, and he’s tired of pretending that he’s okay all the time

So my prediction for episode 7 is that something happens to make blitz break into a meltdown, perhaps it happens shortly or during his next confrontation with fizzarolli, which I’ve seen snippets of unedited footage from the season 2 trailer that viv recently released on her channel. And perhaps, and I’m saying this cause I can tell that viv cares about all her characters equally (the main cast at least, I don’t personally know her) I don’t think there would actually be a bad end for blitz, him having a mental breakdown could possibly pave the way to him finally getting the help he needs.

anyway, thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[cookies-house]

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