#studio malarkey

[slack-wise]

Yo! This Sunday at studio MALARKEY, we're opening our doors for an amazing, sonic performance.

Bredbeddle @studioMALARKEY Sunday 3rd November. Performance starts at 6pm and doors close then, so make sure you're in before 6pm. £5/£7

All tickets will include a link to access live-streaming and video of the event for a week. Eventbrite link.

Bredbeddle is Rebecca Lee, an artist, composer and musician based in Nottingham, UK.

3rd Floor, Foundry Street Northampton NN1 1PR

[lost-technology]

Greaaaat... Because of my idile thoughts on this thread: https://www.tumblr.com/lost-technology/756481775043330048/heh-heh-i-want-to-analyze-this-i-picked-legato I am wondering if I should make another sideblog: "is-the-plant-video-cute" and impersonate Rem Saverem, taking any canonical videos, manga-scans, screenshots and fan-observations by Trigun-fans regarding Plants (both Dependent and Independent) with words as a Plant Research expert on whether or not the Plant-content is "cute" or "harmful" like what people do on here for animals. Should I go ahead with it or not? Would anyone who follows me start sending in stuff and asking "Rem" for her input?

[antonias-beloved]

I DREW FREAKING BENNY SHARP

[esmemari]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the daredevil pup Swizzle 🐶🍭⚡. It's about time I posted something other than just reblogs.

Note: Do not try to steal or draw it without my permission.

[jmoloney1]

I have reason to believe Jess-Moloney-Malarkey is a minor based on evidence I was sent (but am totally not going to show to prove to anyone) so based on this I don’t have to answer her questions anymore or respond to her. Nor does anyone else who’s an adult because it would be inappropriate to be engaging a minor. Yes, that’s it. That’s how you get out of being outed as the liar you are just lie some more.

[onlyangel4]

slip of the tongue. cody rhodes. smau.

cody rhodes x tattoo artist wife!reader

synopsis: after a slip of the tongue the wrestling community is shocked to find out that cody has a family, but there had been clues all along.

faceclaim: ryan ashley malarkey

author's note: please can we pretend the dogs are the same colour, plz and thank you

2020

y/ntattoos

liked by americannightmarecody, y/bff, user1 and 430,291 others

tagged: americannightmarecody

y/ntattoos: now that this tattoo has been revealed to the world i can tell you all that i am the one that defaced the american nightmare's neck. the last photo is evidence of how stressed i was that day.

view all 12,190 others

americannightmarecody: you had no reason to be stressed

y/ntattoos: i was tattooing a public figures neck, i was shitting myself

y/bff: i remember getting a stressed facetime call from you

y/ntattoos: i think i cried

user1: ever since i saw this i have been searching for the artist

user2: my worlds have collided, i have been following you since you tattooed harry styles

user3: i would stressed too you did so well!

americannightmarecody posted a story tagging y/ntattoos

written: glad you all like the tattoo, y/n did a great job

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2021

y/ntattoos posted a story tagging heavenlycafeatl

written: people always ask me how i get through a whole day tattooing, truth is i get this kiwi lime redbull from the same cafe every single day, if you are ever in atlanta you need to try it.

americannightmarecody posted a story tagging heavenlycafeatl

written: being in this neck of the woods means my favourite breakfast place ever

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2022

y/ntattoos posted a story

written: guys i'm a mother now

americannightmarecody

liked by samizayn, y/ntattoos, rhearipley and 1,009,112 others

americannightmarecody: everyone meet hawk

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rhearipley: i need to meet him now

americannightmarecody: he will be coming on tour with me

user4: sir my ovaries are on fire

liked by y/ntattoos

user5: oh my god cody in his dad era

liked by y/ntattoos

user6: can i get this picture tattooed on the inside of my eyelids

liked by y/ntattoos

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2023

y/ntattoos

liked by americannightmarecody, harrystyles, samizayn and 682,981 others

y/ntattoos: just a little life update, ever since i qualified as a tattoo artist 17 years ago i have been working non stop. and it has paid off, i co own jet black heart studios and i love my job. but that being said, i need a little break.

my books will be closing from june this year, i will be back, i just don't know when. i will still be helping y/bff run things behind the scenes but i am going to put my feet up and have an extended vacation, because god i need it.

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rhearipley: girl you deserve this break

user7: you have been working non stop, take as long as you need

user8: put those feet up girl

user9: gonna miss seeing those kickass tattoos but you deserve this break

wwe posted a story tagging americannightmarecody

written: following an injury sustained last night cody rhodes will not be attending any live events for the time being

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2024

americannightmarecody

liked by y/ntattoos, samizayn, cmpunk and 1,342,877 others

americannightmarecody: finished the story… but this isn’t my greatest chapter. ❤️

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samizayn: can't believe i was there for such a monumental moment

americannightmarecody: thank you for being there

cmpunk: the best to ever do it

y/ntattoos: so deserved

liked by americannightmarecody

user10: caption hinting that there is so much more to come from mister rhodes

y/ntattoos posted a story

written: i haven't stopped smiling all week

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2025

codyrhodesfan

liked by user11, user12, user13 and 36,812 others

codyrhodesfan: guys what the actual fuck was that. for those that aren't watching live cody just made a massive slip.

he was doing a promo following the events at the elimination chamber calling out john cena.

"after what john cena, travis scott and the rock did to me i can barely recognise myself, people have been asking me what happened, people have been so worried about me, my children- shit", he started laughing shaking his head, "well yeah my children don't recognise me".

he finished the promo but it was obvious that he was stressed about what he had said, he was pictured on a phonecall out the back of the arena.

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user11: CHILDREN plural

user12: baby momma gonna kill him tonight

user13: this man has a whole ass family and we just assumed that he was single

user14: my jaw dropped as soon as i heard that

americannightmarecody

liked by y/ntattoos, samizayn, randyorton and 1,568,283 others

tagged: y/ntattoos

americannightmarecody: so i fucked up, but now is a good time to introduce you to my beautiful wife y/n and our twins delilah and wyatt, the greatest chapter in my story.

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randyorton: i can finally talk about my god children

americannightmarecody: i'm still surprised you weren't the one to leak it

y/ntattoos: i love you (and your big mouth)

americannightmarecody: you wouldn't have me any other way

samizayn: oh how i wish i was there when y/n realised how bad you messed up

americannightmarecody: trust me, you don't

user15: twins! oh my god

user16: she is not what i imagined cody's wife to look like but she is so stunning

user17: i bet he is gassed he can finally show off his hot tattooed wife

[nectar-cellar]

CAS Background Replacement - TS3 - Jin & Wen Sims 4

This set of 3 stunning backgrounds is by Jin & Wen Sims 4 on TSR. They look right out of a Studio Ghibli movie.

Information

The background uses a 2048x2048px image so it may slow down your computer and look blurry if graphics settings are not on high. Use at your own risk.

The CAS Room Default will replace the CAS Room, Create-a-Pet room, and the Create-a-Bot room. You can only have 1 CAS Room Default at a time. The CAS Room Default is base game compatible.

The Stylist Room Default will only replace the Stylist Room. You can only have 1 Stylist Room Default at a time. The Stylist Room is part of the Ambitions EP.

Credits

CherieDawn67 at Modthesims for creating the mod and the mesh used for the background.

@mspoodle1 for lighting & weather fixes, and for enabling further customization of the mod.

Jin & Wen Sims 4 on TSR

Me for Photoshop work and figuring out this whole malarkey in collaboration with mspoodle. This mod took a truly ridiculous number of hours of testing.

Make your own using my tutorial here!

Download: simfileshare / mega

[infectiouspiss]

got a job at a porn studio and then got fired for stopping shoots because the script said one of the actors had to imply they weren't really down for this whole "sex" malarkey and one actor was taller than the other creating a problematic power imbalance and i wouldn't want anyone to watch that :) anyway i just got a new job at some sort of dungeon based porn studio i can't wait

[ostensiblynone]

NOEL STOPS CLOCKS

Thu 17 Apr 2003 | www.dotmusic.co.uk

Noel Gallagher says he is "sick of being in a band" and says Oasis won't have a new album out until early 2005.

Speaking in a recent interview, Gallagher said he planned to take the rest of this year off and most of 2004 in the studio, claiming he was "not in any rush" to release any new material.

He told Heat magazine: "I'm just sick of being in a band. It's just work, work, work - lots of it.

"I'm that sick of music at the moment, I don't even want to do a fucking solo record. I'm growing out of this pop-star malarkey."

However, despite his apparent intolerance to the music business, Gallagher revealed he had already written a number of "very good" new tracks.

"I have recorded a couple of tunes and very good they are too," he said.

"I do believe one of them is among the best I've ever written. People I've played it to also think it's one of my best songs."

He continued: "It's called 'Stop The Clocks' and it really doesn't sound like anything I've ever written.

"At the moment it's only an acoustic demo, just me singing it with a guitar so there's a long way to go, but the song itself is fantastic."

Elsewhere, Gallagher said he was tired of touring, claiming that he'd, "been round the world 15 fucking times" and "seen every single thing there is to see."

"It doesn't hold any great adventure for me any more," he said. "It's like doing a job, which is why we get so bored.

"Usually I can't wait to finish tours because I want to go home and I want to go on holiday.

"I'm sure in six months time I'll feel differently and I'll want to go back out on the road again. But as I stand today then I can take it or leave it."

Finally, when asked how long he thought Oasis would exist, Gallagher was extremely optimistic:

"I would have thought until someone dies," he explained. "But, like I say, I don't particularly want to be putting out albums every year and going out on the road.

"I don't need the money. I don't need the adulation or the fame. But we'll be going for a long time I would have thought."

[pastlivesandpurplepuppets]

On July 4, 2004, one week after control and sovereignty of Iraq had been handed over from the United States to an interim Iraqi government, Sergeant 1st Class Billy Maloney stood in the mouth of an aircraft hangar at a U.S. military outpost in Baghdad, his ear to a satellite phone. Around him: a dozen or so members of the 101st Airborne’s 2nd Brigade, 1st Infantry Division.

On the other end of the line was Earl McClung, who had been a staff sergeant with Easy Company in World War II. Sergeant Maloney didn’t know McClung, but when he’d phoned Denver-based Valor Studios to order a Band of Brothers illustration, he had asked if there was any chance of getting an Easy Company vet or two to offer some Independence Day encouragement to his weary soldiers. He knew that Valor, which specialized in paintings and other memorabilia honoring military personnel, had lots of connections. And by now his men and women desperately needed a boost for their morale; they had been in Iraq for more than sixteen months.

Adam Makos, who along with his brother Bryan co-founded Valor Studios, was so moved by Maloney’s request—Who reaches out from a combat zone on a satellite phone?—that he made it happen. He rounded up six Easy Company vets and scheduled them all to make half-hour sat calls to the troops on July 4: Malarkey, Darrell “Shifty” Powers, Guarnere, Edward “Babe” Heffron, and Compton would all be calling with words of encouragement, in addition to McClung.

Maloney gathered a group of soldiers anxious to talk to the Easy Company vets on the satellite phone. Maloney made the first call, to McClung, eighty-two years old.

“Thanks so much, Earl, for taking time for us today,” said Maloney, a forty-two-year-old “lifer” from the Bronx. The sound of helicopters taking off and landing was so loud that he had a finger plugged into his non–phone ear. “We got some folks who are anxious to hear from you. The first is—”

Boom!

“Incoming!” yelled Maloney as he dove for cover.

Through the satellite phone, McClung could hear the missile.

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—pkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!

The blast sent Maloney flying. And at his home in Pueblo, Colorado, McClung recognized the sound on the line and instinctively did what he had done hundreds of times when shells were raining down six decades before. He dove for cover—in this case, beneath the living room table.

Surreally, McClung could hear what sounded on the phone like a bevy of exploding rockets. Shouts from Maloney and the others. More blasts. Groans. Chaos. My God, he thought, soldiers could be dying. In these frantic seconds, he wasn’t in Colorado—he was in the Bois Jacques. It all came back, the panic, the fear, the feeling of being hunted with nowhere to hide.

“You OK, Billy?” he said into the phone. “Billy, you all right?”

No answer. A few minutes later the line went dead. When Maloney called McClung two days later, he said his unit had been attacked by 120mm rockets. A number of soldiers had been wounded, including Sergeant James Lathan, who would later die of his wounds. A woman from the Black Hawk unit—Maloney couldn’t recall her name—had had most of the flesh torn from a leg.

McClung thought: This is what these people are going through. Just like us. All these decades later. He thought of the loneliness in the woods near Bastogne, the cold, the detachment from anything that made sense. Later, he thought: These soldiers deserve more than a long-distance pep talk. They need to know this country is behind them.

“Billy, what can we do to help?” asked McClung. “Beyond just a phone call?”

Maloney, who was based in Hanau, Germany, and married to a German woman, gave it some thought. He got back to Earl with the idea of bringing a group of Easy Company men to Germany for an event with active-duty soldiers. Have a dinner, share a few beers, offer them some encouragement. It could go a long way—even if it was just a few dozen soldiers, their new-found enthusiasm could “catch” to others.

McClung was all in. The more the two talked, the more enthused they became about the idea. Hell, they could peg it to the sixtieth anniversary of the Battle of the Bulge in December, providing Easy Company’s men were willing to travel in the winter.

“And another thing,” said Maloney, “how about if we invite some German World War II soldiers?”

There was a pause on the other end of the line.

“Earl,” said Maloney. “You still there? Earl?”

~ Bob Welch

[slack-wise]

This Saturday night (October 19th 2024 6pm BST) as part of our exhibition 'Apparition / Aberration / Your Mum'.

We will host a musical event/performance from artist Rebecca Lee (who records under the name Bredbeddle).

I realise not many people will be able to visit us, so we are live-streaming the event with a ticketing system whereby users get access to the recording for 1 week afterwards.

Would love it if people would help out and give a little to support our performer.

Failing that maybe sharing the post would be good.

On top of all of this I would say check Rebecca/Bredbeddle's work as it's very captivating.

Event is here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/bredbeddle-malarkey-tickets-1040592158157

More on Bredbeddle: https://soundcloud.com/bredbeddling More on Rebecca Lee: https://www.rebeccalee.info/

studio MALARKEY 3rd Floor, 1 Foundry Street Northampton NN1 1PR

[felassan]

I was sent a link to a ‘chat with Mark Darrah' interview video that I hadn’t seen before. [here is the source] link. the interview took place in 2022, so bear that in mind when listening, but it still has interesting insights and things in there.

the rest of this post is under a cut due to length.

this post is just some brief notes and a few transcribed quotes of interest from the video.

Mark ofc was in charge of DA:O, DAII, & DA:I, then, quote, “then a bunch of malarkey happened” and he ended up in charge of Anthem in 2017 in its final ~16 months

In AAA games narrative is a certain thing that was very much defined in a lot of ways by BioWare

There’s a BioWare story in Anthem (though certainly not its best), if you just ignore everything else

The average gamer puts way too much stock into what engine is used to make a game

Mark is pretty sure that the guts of Neverwinter Nights is underneath the Witcher engine

Moving DA from Aurora to Eclipse to Frostbite (engines) opened up more possibility spaces

Frostbite stagnated because it essentially was the engine everyone had to use at EA

Before DA:I, there was a game at BioWare internally codenamed “Blackfoot”. It was going to be a multiplayer DA game and was using Frostbite before DA:O, during the time of DAII’s late development but before DA:I started development. It never shipped as it got eaten by DA:I

For the MET, Casey was originally trying to make a Star Control-type game but cinematic. Echoes of this can be seen in ME1. But ME the IP itself wants to be a space opera. Ultimately the cinematic experience side of it won out

And some specific quotes:

“Something that I noticed is that, sometimes, if your studio is hiring only your biggest fans, which I saw at BioWare sometimes, those people are in some ways, they’re almost more, they have more zealotry towards the ‘old way’ of doing things than – that’s right, that [from a fandom point of view] is all they know. And they don’t necessarily know that this was awful or that ‘there could have been a better way, we just didn’t see it until later’. All they know is, ‘this is what you did, and you made this thing I love, so we have to do that too’, and, so that’s a danger that could happen is, you get the, you know the monkeys and the bananas, like, ‘I don’t even know why we’re doing this anymore, but I know we’ve always done it.’”

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“The biggest reason to consolidate on an engine is for the ability to share more work within your studio. In theory.” “The problem that often happens is that you end up with not nearly as much sharing as you would imagine. FIFA doesn’t share anything with DA. And in BioWare’s case it’s even worse than that, there’s very little sharing between DA:I and ME:A, and between ME:A and Anthem. A lot of troubles ME:A and Anthem had is [because of] not building upon the foundations of DA:I.”

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“My great frustration of BioWare from around 2013 to basically today [2022], there wasn’t a building upon the past.” “30% of DA:I’s tech budget was spent on tooling. On ME:A they didn’t build upon the tools that were laid by DA:I, partially because they started before DA:I shipped, but also for ‘Not Build Here’ reasons. They spent 10-15% approximately of their budget on tools. Anthem didn’t build on either of these foundations and they spent about less than 10% of their budget on tools. So it was like they were going backwards, respecting the engine less and less as they went forward, resulting in more and more struggles happening.” “I have the most sarcastic PowerPoint presentation ever which compares those two games, which are treated as if they’re widely different things. They’re pretty much exactly the same game, from the perspective of any external observer. ME is more like DA than it is like anything else. So it’s ridiculous. The answer is hubris, is the answer.”

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On endings and the future:

“I think you have to do something [about the endings]. ME was always conceived as being a trilogy, but I think what you actually end up with with ME1-3, if you kind’ve just stick them together into one ridiculously big game, that’s why it, in some ways, the complaints about the original ME3 ending are so hilarious because in a way, the game ME3 is the ending for this entire huge game, which isn’t awesome, because you know, the last Hobbit movie is also stupid because it’s all ending. So, that’s not necessarily the best, but that’s essentially what you have. So because it was intended as a trilogy, it, to some kind of degree it kind of takes its ball and goes home at the end, where its like, ‘I’m gonna render the possibility of a direct sequel to this sooo nearly impossible that it’s ludicrous’. It could be that, so we know that the Mass Relays are down, that’s also true, but, like, we have potentially, everyone’s a cyborg, potentially there are no robots, potentially, potentially, potentially, it’s bananas. But interestingly, if you look at ME1, ME2 and ME3 as a single game, and then you look at DA:O, DA:O was always, was originally envisioned as a standalone game. There was never even a consideration for a sequel made for that. If you look at DA:O and then look at what it does at its ending, so the ending of the game itself is fairly tight, it’s like, well you definitely have to kill the Arch Demon, and you’ve ended the Blight, but then you go through the end credits stuff, the epilogue screens. And it’s like, maybe there’s a civil war happening in Orzammar, maybe there are werewolves spreading across this entire part of Ferelden, maybe there are no werewolves at all. Like it’s similar. Now what DA, the way that DA approached the solution to that was to canonize some of those choices, but for the most part just move away, far enough physically, so it’s like, okay, well maybe there are werewolves down south there, that’s not my problem, I got my own problems. Or it moves through time, which is one of the reasons why DA2 moves through so much time is, it gives distance from DA:O. One of the major reasons why ME:A is literally hundreds of years in the future and in another galaxy, it’s like, okay, well, something happened, [shrug], we can react if we want to but we don’t have to worry about the consequences. DA has had the same problem that ME had, just to a lesser degree. DA:O did such a great job of building up the Warden that people are really attached to that and they keep wanting to see the Warden come back. People are never gonna let go of Shepard. DA, new player characters every time because it allows things to be done, but there are costs to that, if you don’t have nearly the [same] attachment. I mean, there’s a reason why every single Zelda game starts with you as Link getting bonked on the head. They’ve essentially solved the problem, reset button, either you have amnesia or you’re like the great-great-great-great-grandson. So it’s like, maybe there’s a way that they can do something like that, but Zelda’s jumped through a lot of hoops that probably a modern game can’t be allowed to do. You’re “Link”, so maybe there’s a way that you can be Shepard but, but Shepard, you can be “Shepard”, maybe there’s a way you can do that, but yeah, it’ll be interesting, it’s definitely a problem that they have. Because certainly, Ryder from ME:A is not the same character, nor could any character from a single game compete with a character from three games. Maybe the approach is, you canonize the choices from MET and you say, ‘and the choice we’re making is, Shepard made it, and you’re Shepard. [shrug]”

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“I think there is a lot of DNA of its older games still at BioWare, but you’re right. Every game needs to be a game in its moment. It needs to be appropriate to the time and space of what’s going on. So, I get it, you kind of just want to feel the thing you felt when you played ME2 or feel the thing you felt when you played DA:O.” “If suddenly you got an ME2 again magically appearing out of the ether, I don’t think it would be received the same way. The industry isn’t in the same place. BioWare needs to set a new bar.” “The sad truth is, the older you get, the less relevant a part of the buying demographic you are. So the reality is, I mean ME:A had a shaky launch unfortunately, but it’s a lot of peoples’ favorite ME. Mostof those people who it is their favorite ME are younger people because it targets, you know, it’s got a younger PC, it’s got a stronger, more. I mean, the MET is very much, Shepard is a hero from action movies from the 80s and 90s, for millennials. He’s stoic. Whereas Ryder is definitely, he’s much more a protagonist from a CW show. The reality is is that, sorry, but they’re not trying to make it for you anymore.”

[source and full watch link where you can check it out]

[classificationhell]

How would Vox, Alastor, and Mourningstar Lucifer handle their darling little baby having a nightmare? Their little has such a bad dream that they are nonverbal and won't let go of them or try to fall back asleep due to how scared she is.

Vox and Alasot are oddly enough very similar. They're not exactly sure what to say or do beyond the usual platitudes of "there, there, it's okay" and rubbing her back while holding her closely. Where they differ is how they might help them feel better after they've calmed down a little. Vox would opt for the visual with things like Captain Kangaroo, Romper Room, The Uncle Al Show, Howdy Doody, or newer things like Sesame Street. Or maybe a movie like The Wizard of Oz, Cinderella, Snow White and the Eeven Dwarves, Lady and the Tramp, basically anything Disney pre- 2000s era Like I said he's partial to the classics himself, specifically American classics, though if his Little has something they want to see that's newer he won't object I imagine he becomes a big fan of Studio Ghibli movies and other things, would love it if during the musical movies his Little busted out into song, would likely record it for personal viewing later since if he shares it with Velvette she will definitely post it.

Now Alastor on the other hand will either listen to old radio programs with you, different music and songs and such. He might even listen to newer (still pre 50s) radio shows like Buck Rogers, Dick Tracy, Flash Gordon, Lassie, Little Orphan Annie, and The Land of the Lost with them. He likes the stuff of his time sure, but honestly the radio shows only improved on the medium, unlike the trash of the newfangled hip poppy techno screeching malarkey of the modern era.

Both would sleep with them if prompted, or Vox would let them have Vark in your bed for the night if they asked. They would wait until their Little were in deep sleep to leave if they didn't ask for them to stay though.

Normal Lucifer and Mourningstar have pretty similar methods, however Mourningstar is much more concerned about his princess going nonverbal if this is the first time it's happened, what if his babygirl never speaks to him again?!

They both hold them close and sing little songs to them, either lullabies or just silly little rhymes they made up. When things were calmed down they'd ask if their Little wanted to talk now, but if not that was fine. They'd make a late night drink of hot chocolate to help further calm them down and lift their spirits. It'll be like their own little tradition.

[jessthetea]

How are you seriously going to send four different hate-filled anons about Ice Studios and Jess, claim you’re not a Jess stan, then go on to show you have no clue what you're talking about, only to turn around and accuse us of being scared to post your gaslighting nonsense (aka: meltdown) on the blog? Go start your own blog and post all your "evidence" there, because if you actually had any, you'd have shared it by now.

And by the way, Malarkey, gaslighting through asks doesn’t work when everyone can see what you said in the first place. Just because it wasn't posted doesn’t mean you can lie and say, "Omg, I didn’t even say that." Yeah, you did. You're just a toxic, delusional, parasocial fan so obsessed with Jess Moloney that you're trying to gaslight people online. You seriously need some help, but this blog isn't the place to get it.

[jmoloney1]

I see Malarkey decided to block me instead of address her contradictory behavior she was being called out on, with proof. Blocking makes it a lie doesn’t it.

Can’t even admit you were caught in lies huh? But you’re the “better” more “trustworthy” source of information aren’t you? Now you’re crying “harassment” because it’s okay when you do it to other people but when other people call you out then it’s “bullying” poor baby.

[onlyangel4]

unexpected. SMAU. LH44. final part.

lewis hamilton x tattoo artist! reader

in which reader is the last person someone you expect to find in the paddock and that is what makes him drawn to you. or lando's tattoo artist friend visits the paddock to tattoo zak brown after the miami gp win and the internet goes mad.

warnings- cursing

part one // part two

main faceclaim is ryan ashley malarkey

y/ntattoos posted a story

written: lilith's first time abroad is gonna be a fun one.

hamiltonupdates

liked by user17, user43, user53 and 18,732 others

hamiltonupdates: lewis and roscoe seen arriving to the canadian gp. he arrived with y/n y/ln the tattoo artist that he was pictured with at the italian gp and her dog lilith. something tells us that this is not just a coincidence

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user17: damn i thought we had escaped y/n

user53: no cause if they are having a dog play date that is the cutest thing

user43: fuck it. i'm speaking my truth, i love y/n and hope that they are together

y/ntattoos posted a story

written: lilith's first gp

landonorris replied to your story: TRAITOR

y/ntattoos: oh shh you knew i was going to be in mercedes hospitality

landonorris: i know but still i miss my god daughter

mercedesamgf1

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mercedesamgf1: puppy love in the mercedes garage today

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y/ntattoos: in lilith's defence roscoe doesn't actually seem phased

lewishamilton: did he tell you that

y/ntattoos: yeah he told me he loves her and wants her around all the time

lewishamilton: my poor son is now a chair

y/ntattoos: if lilith fits, lilith sits i don't make the rules

georgerussell: wishing that we always have dogs in the garage

lewishamilton: roscoe is almost always there george

georgerussell: i mean cute dogs that don't drool like roscoe

user10: see even mercedes admin likes y/n so just leave her alone

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mclaren: you took our girl and her dog. how dare you!

mercedesamgf1: admin is willing to fight to the death for y/n and lilith

mclaren: name a time and a place

y/ntattoos

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y/ntattoos: the best weekend

thank you for having us mercedesamgf1

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lewishamilton: i think roscoe is already missing lilith

y/ntattoos: and lilith is really mssing roscoe

user19: they are flirting through their dogs. she matches his freak perfectly.

mercedesamgf1: we love you y/n

georgerussell: second !

carmenmundt: third !

y/ntattoos: love you all

user32: the entire mercedes garage loves her so all you haters should just shut tf up liked by y/ntattoos

landonorris: i was gonna leave an angry comment but y'all are cute

user41: LANDO WHAT DO YOU KNOW

lewishamilton posted a story

written: here we go @.y/ntattoos

landonorris replied to your story: make sure you don't cry like a baby in front of your girlfriend

lewishamilton: lando i have been tattooed so many times before. i think you might be projecting

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written: all new finger tatts done by the talented @.y/ntattoos

y/ntattoos

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y/ntattoos: today black hope tattoo studios welcomed roscoe (and his dad)

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roscoelovescoco: lilith is the best napping partner ever

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lewishamilton: amazed by how talented you are

y/ntattoos: aw thank you lew

user47: omg lew, they have to be dating

user92: it is silverstone week shouldn't he really be training and not wasting time with her

user12: they are fucking adults. leave them alone.

y/ntattoos posted a story

written: here we fucking go

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f1wags: firstly, well done lewis! secondly, this win has revealed a brand new wag in y/n y/ln. there have been rumours surrounding the tattoo artist dating lewis since they met in italy but today has cemented it. when lewis won cameras cut to y/n happy sobbing in the mercedes garage with roscoe in her arms and then she ran over to the podium to congratulate him.

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f1fan: for all the hate she got in the beginning i love her

user12: her carrying roscoe to the podium made me cry

user70: best wag confirmed?

y/ntattoos

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y/ntattoos: lew. i am so incredibly captivated by your talent, i spent that whole race just watching you make good decisions again and again, your brain amazes me. i am so fucking proud of you my love.

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lewishamilton: i had the best support imaginable

y/ntattoos: i love you

mercedesamgf1: y/n you just made admin cry all over again

y/ntattoos: sorry admin. love you !

landonorris: finally, i don't have to keep this secret

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton: full silverstone post is in the works. but first i would like to introduce you all to my lucky charm.

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y/ntattoos: you did it baby

lewishamilton: lcould not have done it without your support my love.

user62: this man wins a grand prix for the first time in over 900 days and his first priority is to hard launch his girlfriend. i want a love like that.

mercedesamgf1: brand new wag just dropped

taglist for this series: @ilivbullyingjeongin @formulaal @xoscar03