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[taylorlq]

taylor funny headers version

[hstylestuff]

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[louisgfc]

i'm back guys! life has been so crazy lately. requests are open! :)

[kxsagi]

hii i love the way you write the bllk characters. can i request sae itoshi x reader where the reader attracts a lot of attention from men and they start flirting with her but she’s so oblivious and dense so she doesn’t see it that way, but sae realizes and gets jealous and reveals their relationship to the public even though they were supposed to keep it private so no one would harass the reader online or get swamped with questions by interviewers?? sorry if this is confusing, ty in advance :3

“𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞”

a/n: thank you!!!

i just know sae would be so possessive or maybe i'm being delusional

his hair is disastrous (i want him to yell at me)

(header art credits go to coa357951)

sae had always been a man of precision. he read the field like a seasoned strategist, calculating every move before the other players could even see it coming. that was how he operated in life, too, meticulous, composed, and annoyingly good at keeping his emotions on lockdown. 

but right now? right now, he was fuming. 

he watched you from across the room, arms folded, jaw clenched so tightly it could’ve cracked a diamond. his sharp eyes, as perceptive as ever, caught every glance sent your way. every lingering stare. every guy who wandered just a little too close. and worst of all, you didn’t notice a thing. 

“oh, you’re funny!” you laughed, oblivious as hell, after what was definitely a weak attempt at a joke. sae knew it was weak because he could hear it from where he stood. something about traffic lights or oranges. gosh, it was so unfunny. 

and yet, there you were, all smiles, eyes sparkling, just being your usual kind self. and they were eating it up. 

sae scowled. your warmth, the very thing he adored, was now driving him insane. 

he knew you weren’t flirting. you were just being friendly, the way you always were. but these men? they were definitely flirting. sae could see it in their eyes, in the way they leaned in, in how they made their voices lower and smoother. one of them even had the audacity to brush his knuckles over your wrist when you handed him a drink. 

that was the final straw. 

without thinking, sae pushed off the wall, storming toward you with the same lethal grace he carried on the field. his hand found your waist, possessive and firm, and before you could blink, he tugged you flush against his side. 

“what –” you turned, blinking up at him with wide, confused eyes. 

“we’re leaving,” he muttered, voice low and clipped, and in one swift motion, he was guiding you toward the exit. 

the VIP lounge room quieted slightly at the sudden display. people stared. reporters froze mid-sentence. and your eyes widened when you realized sae wasn’t just walking next to you, he was holding your hand. in public. 

the same hand he always tugged into his coat pocket when paparazzi were nearby. the same hand he always let go of before he stepped onto the field. 

“sae…?” you whispered, brows furrowed in confusion. 

but he didn’t answer. instead, he kept walking, grip firm, jaw tight. and by the time you were outside, you heard the first faint camera clicks. 

“sae, what are you –” 

he stopped abruptly, turning to face you. his teal eyes were sharp, turbulent, like a brewing storm. for a moment, he just stared at you. then, without a word, he leaned in. 

his lips crashed against yours. 

it wasn’t soft or hesitant, it was bold, deliberate. he kissed you in front of everyone, in front of the cameras, in front of the world. his hand slid up to your jaw, keeping you in place as if daring you to pull away. when he finally parted from you, the warmth of his breath lingered on your lips. 

stunned, you gawked at him. “what… what was that?” 

his eyes were still dark, almost challenging. his voice was low, rough around the edges. “you’re mine.” 

your heart stuttered. you blinked at him, unsure whether you’d misheard. surely he didn’t just –

“mine,” he repeated, firmer this time, like he was making it clear to everyone who dared to look. 

the murmurs and whispers around you grew louder. phones were out. flashes were going off. the reporters were practically salivating. sae itoshi, the notoriously private prodigy, just revealed he was in a relationship. 

you grabbed his wrist, pulling him slightly away from the growing crowd. “sae, what the hell?” you hissed, panic bubbling in your chest. “you know this is going to blow up! we agreed to keep it private! what about the media? the interviews? the harassment –” 

“i don’t care,” he cut you off sharply, eyes flashing with something fierce. “i don’t care about them. they can think whatever the hell they want.” 

he was still fuming, nostrils flaring slightly. his hand was still gripping your waist, like he was afraid you might slip away. 

“they were flirting with you,” he muttered darkly, almost like he was still processing it, as if the thought itself made his blood boil. 

you blinked. “… what?” 

he stared at you like you were hopeless. “are you serious?” he let out a humorless scoff. “they were all over you. you didn’t even notice.” 

“i didn’t –” you frowned, baffled. “they were just being nice. we were just talking –” 

“no. they weren’t being nice.” his voice was clipped, sharp. “they were looking at you like they wanted you.” 

you were still processing his words when he suddenly leaned down again, brushing his lips over yours. this time, softer. slower. more possessive than impulsive. he kissed you like he needed to remind you who you belonged to. 

his forehead rested against yours when he pulled away, his breath uneven. “let them know,” he muttered, voice low and rough. “let them all know you’re mine.” 

your chest tightened. you searched his eyes, still slightly shocked by the public display, but the intensity in his gaze left no room for hesitation. 

“okay,” you whispered softly. 

his eyes softened slightly, only for you. “good.” 

and just like that, sae itoshi, the cold, stoic, untouchable soccer prodigy, walked back through the crowd with your hand in his, unbothered by the flashing cameras or the wide-eyed reporters scrambling for their questions. 

because the only thing that mattered to him was the fact that everyone finally knew you were his. 

© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢

[featguler]

breaking the status quo ────── a private confession under bernabéu lights.

⌗ pairing : rodrygo goes x reader ⌗ tags : reader's gender, ethnicity, nationality, and appearance is not specified. confessions!! fluff. not proofread!!! 5.28 am here and i do not care! ⌗ wordcount��: 1,262 ⌗ notes : haven't written for rodrygo in so long... wrote the lyrics to the song on the banner & changing up the header format hehe... trying something new,,,, what do we think? title and the fic is mostly based on taylor swift's the very first night!! ♡ masterlist.

Rodrygo did not think that he was close enough to the stands when he scanned the crowd to find you cheering after his goal, mouthing an obvious but short “I love you” that was cut by Vinícius jumping on his back.

Rodrygo did not think that he was close enough, and you know this because you the Real Madrid jersey you have on your back does not have his name nor his number embroidered on it; you know this because you still take the train home rather than hopping on the passenger seat of his car; you know this because the farthest you have gone in your relationship is drink each other’s wine, scrunching up your noses in vile judgement.

Which is funny, because Camavinga, just before today’s match, joked to you about how bad the Spanish wine is compared to what he has back home, citing Rodrygo as another non-Spanish person who hates the syrup-like texture to the bottle of wine they serve in most fancy restaurants in Madrid.

You and him come in a pair, the whole team thinks. When Bellingham wanted to return a DVD of your favourite film that he borrowed—old fashioned, you know—he handed it over to Rodrygo, even when you are generally on good terms with everyone else in the team and wouldn’t mind him returning it himself.

It’s cute to you, to see the whole team supporting a relationship that is not there yet—like you are back in high school, testing the waters of a relationship by judging how the other’s friend group reacts to your mere presence.

And you are well aware that it is not wise to surmise Rodrygo’s intentions with just the way Brahim gives you a cheeky grin every time you make an appearance in their gatherings, scouring the crowd to point out where Rodrygo is, the same way it is definitely not wise to jump into the conclusion that Rodrygo loves you the way you love him with just an eye contact and a mouthed “I love you” to back up your hypothesis.

But you do anyway.

All chance of wisdom thrown out the window the moment you feel your heart breaking through your rib, the world suddenly turning silent when your brain finally registered what he might have said.

A confession, to you, under Bernabéu limelight, without anyone else in the world knowing.

The heat rushes through your chest, spreading butterflies on your neck and tummy and ears—amongst the commotion, you placed a hand on the top rail of your seat, and quietly sat.

“I’m so happy for you.”

The first thing you do when the game ends, and you see Rodrygo on the other side of the stadium’s tunnel, is untighten the jacket wrapped around your waist, suddenly feeling scrutinised under the gaze of every other person.

And you can see him there, a couple of feet away from you, trying to cage his excitement—a puppy with an invisible collar around his neck. He is lightly jogging your way, smiling and then frowning and then smiling again, like trying to decide what expression he should offer you.

“Thanks,” Rodrygo almost sounds sheepish, zipping up the grey—brown?—windbreaker up to his chin. You note how good he looks in it. “How did you like the goal?”

You can’t help your smile, carefully stitching the muscles on your cheeks. “Why are you saying it like that?”

He shrugs, bouncing back and forth on his heels. “Just, how did you like it?”

“It had a nice curve…” You trail, unsure how to respond to his question, chuckling when he finally decides to break the ice and opens his arm, inviting you to a warm hug.

“Come on,” He laughs against your hair, being the first one to let go after far too short of a time. “Nice curve, that’s it?”

“I mean,” you step back, putting one arm into your jacket sleeve. “Definitely got Real Madrid out of that pinch, did you?”

As people rush past your bodies, you feel the world slowing down again.

He leans a shoulder on the wall, the smile seemingly permanent on his lips. “They do call us ‘Second Half F.C.’, or something like that, huh?”

“It got my heart racing, that’s for sure,” you decide to zip up your jacket this time, feeling cold despite the flaring glow inside of you.

He pushes himself off the wall, giving you a grin. “Sorry for that.”

“What’s there to be sorry for? Real Madrid won, you scored, and you had a real nice curve to that goal.”

He thinks you’re a comedian—Rodrygo barks out a harsh laugh, nodding towards the exit door. “Come on,” he places both hands inside of the pockets of his windbreaker, “let’s see the other guys.”

And you watch him lead the way, humming to himself like a kid the night before a field trip.

You bite your lips, halting your steps after walking just a couple steps behind him.

“Also,” you call out, and he turns with a gentle gaze.

“Hm?”

You slip your hands in the pockets of your jacket, following his suit. 

“I love you too.”

This is where Rodrygo’s smile falters—you wonder if you had read his lips wrong, but before the insecurities could catch up to you, you shortened the gap you had between yourself and him.

“What?”

You ignore the nervousness, this time, cracking in his voice. You ignore how he carefully and slowly takes out his hands out his pockets; how one of them goes to cover his gaping mouth. You ignore the butterflies in your tummy. You ignore it all.

“And I think,” you take a deep breath, offering the coolest smile you can muster, trying to act like it does not alter your entire world, “it’s sweet that you decided to confess your love in front of the whole world.”

“You saw that?” His eyes crinkle, beaming a grin while looking worried at the same time. He glances at the ceiling, “you love me too?”

“Rodrygo,” you say his name, your voice almost crumbling in a whine, and he takes his mouth away from his mouth, letting it form a fist against it.

“This is the third goal I scored while telling you that I love you.”

This confession shocks you more than his declaration of love.

“Third?”

He steps in closer, his hand cupping one side of your face, peering deep into your eyes, trying to extract every possible secret you have hidden in your mind.

You may be an idiot for not noticing sooner.

“I know that you’d probably find out sooner or later, but—”

“Third, Rodrygo?” You ask again, placing a hand over the back of his on your face.

“I’m too much of a coward to say it straight to your face,” you understand his sheepishness now. “It was so scary to tell you that I love you….”

Your eyes widen to hear him say the words, actually meaning for you to hear it.

“….but it doesn’t feel as scary now.”

His thumb brushes over the skin under your eye—a couple of people may have stopped walking to examine the interesting posture you find yourself in, only then continuing on their merry way. But you couldn’t really care.

“God,” he chuckles, for a moment looking away, weak under the way your eyes are staring back. “I love you.”

You close your eyes, swallowing in all the anxiety on the tip of your tongue and the tension on your shoulder, before opening them back up.

“I love you too.”

[theladyinwhite13]

dial 999 its a good time

⟡ sky ⟡ 17 ⟡ she/her ⟡ scorpio ⟡

↳ sideblog: @fivefeettobeexact

↳ header by @majestycrush

pinterest | spotify | letterboxd | storygraph | ao3 | last.fm

〚 basic stuff 〛 ↳ scorpio ☼ | taurus ☾ | capricorn ⇡

↳ whore for poetry

↳ bisexual

↳ journalism major

↳ music-obsessed

↳ writer at heart (rarely in practice)

↳ think pink!!!

↳ trashiest fashion lover you’ll ever meet

↳ @goosecoven 💕

〚 music 〛

↳ 5 seconds of summer | fleetwood mac | charli xcx | inhaler | sabrina carpenter | wallows | dua lipa | taylor swift | one direction | olivia rodrigo | jewel | grace enger | cate | aidan bissett | gracie abrams | alec benjamin | maisie peters | ashton irwin | finneas | camila cabello | luke hemmings | wet leg | zayn | chappell roan | ed sheeran | harry styles | stevie nicks | conan gray | echosmith | nirvana | jake minch | lana del rey | peach prc | niall horan | suki waterhouse | hole | boygenius | noah kahan | patti smith | joshua bassett | lizzy mcapline |

〚 tv/movies 〛

↳ the princess bride | lisa frankenstein | daisy jones and the six | brooklyn nine-nine | gilmore girls | some like it hot | the hunger games | lady bird | mean girls | lemonade mouth | dance moms | mia hansen-løve | gentlemen prefer blondes | bluey | funny face | 10 things i hate about you | kuwtk | parks and recreation | bottoms | the handmaid’s tale | hazbin hotel | a series of unfortunate events | percy jackson and the olympians | sofia coppola | goodbye first love |

〚 books/authors 〛

↳ the great gatsby | the hunger games | fahrenheit 451 | six of crows | mary oliver | little women | kafka | daisy jones and the six | pjo | the beautiful and damned | eve babitz | sylvia plath | the song of achilles | frankenstein | emily dickinson | vicious | oscar wilde |

〚 other shit 〛

↳ marilyn monroe | driving with the windows down | writing | vivienne westwood | old newspapers | the color pink | marauders | scribbling in books | concerts | picking flowers everywhere i go and then leaving them in peoples cars | fashion | journalism | listening to unhealthily loud music |

〚 platonic wife: @halucynator 〛

〚 i love lots of people but especially @shortnsweetgf 〛

[marxistswiftieism]

people on this website will reblog a post about taylor swift from someone who has a picture of taylor swift as their icon and header and has a url like taylorswiftsongname131989 and then go “haha this post is so funny op! Anyway I hate taylor swift sooooo much” like brother you did not have to tell me that. in fact you didn’t even have to reblog it

[m8mis]

⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ 23point5 funny headers !!

[sassykinzonline]

hey sisters,

ok so

for a few months now i have been dealing with myspace era level ridiculousness. but i miss my blog so i'm going to address this once so someday soon i can go back to having fun here.

there is a group of roleplayers who have been accusing me of a bunch of things like stealing posts from them (or "mirroring their content"), "stalking" their blogs, putting me in their rules pages, accusing me of running burner accounts, etc. all of that is false and i'd like for this bullshit to be dropped once and for all.

all of these are screenshots i have received from people who were concerned about me. you can tell this by each phone having a different header bar in the various screenshots.

couple of things:

one person offered to mediate and wanted to hear my side, so i provided proof that i did not steal content on things that would actually be fairly unique (a sasuke blog posting about itachi's birthday doesn't count lmao). the accusers refused to join a conversation with me so i'm posting the evidence here - pets, rarepairs (original post)

i did block their group first, this is correct. i reserve the right to block anyone i want. i block liberally. i blocked them because they were often posting about some police case with another roleplayer, and vagueposting threatening things and i didn't want anything to do with that energy. obviously blocking didn't prevent me from somehow being involved lol?

i blocked their side blogs by chance. i interacted with someone in their roleplay group, who told me directly of their side blogs related to a specific fandom. so i block all blogs following or i saw interacting with me that had that fandom in their blog url. one example taken from when i was explaining things to the person who wanted to mediate:

aside from one instance, i have never gone through any of their blogs after having blocked them. the one instance was a friend of mine who was a friend of theirs going through their own individual drama with them, who mentioned being afraid of being doxxed. ~one week after i blocked them, i spent about 5 minutes to check if they had posted anything threatening to doxx my friend (eg. mentioning police report, posting pics, using real names, etc). they did not post anything of the sort so i figured things were settled and behind me (and my friend). i did this using my personal political blog. i have never wanted to, needed to, or cared to do so otherwise because a block means you do not want to see a certain blog lol.

i didn't even know who sasukeprime was until i saw that screenshot but thank you because that blog is funny as fuck

earlier today, someone familiar with the situation (specifically the accusation that i'm using a specific blog to "stalk" theirs) sent me a screenshot of one of them reblogging directly from the same blog they accused me of using as a sock puppet.

so obviously they either forgot they accused me of that or they didn't believe the accusation to begin with. i'm referring to them as a collective because they're acting as a collective using "we" or speaking for other people in their group. either way, i'm taking it as evidence that we're gonna ✨cut the crap.✨ glad that's sorted 😁!

summary:

from now on, *taylor swift voice* i want to be excluded from this narrative. idk you people, ive never talked to you people and i never will. i just want to post about gay animes. also if you happen to see a future post mentioning me or whatever, don't send it to me. i consider this issue tabled.

[bisexualeddies]

the clown previously known as shannondiazs, rylous, eddiestommy, eddieblrs & eddieravis

hayden mae • 28 • he/they 🏳️‍⚧️ • bisexual • mexican • 18+

autistic. former sex worker. law student. journalist. dude who is a girlie sometimes. lou fucker. swiftie. pro-ship. hater of hot weather. shit talker. catholic. football fan in a way that's completely unrelated to being a taylor swift fan. chiefs kingdom. becky lynch apologist. equal opportunity eddie diaz shipper.

✨ i like and follow from @beckyslynchs ✨

→ music — taylor swift, niall horan, JADE, hozier, def leppard, mötley crüe, miranda lambert, thomas rhett

→ fandoms — 911, supernatural, IT, star wars, WWE, JATP, yellowjackets, venom, interview with the vampire, pretty little liars, asoiaf, stranger things, bleach

→ ships — bucktommy, eddieshannon, eddieravi, reddie, steddie,zukka, spideypool, symbrock, jancy, lumax, louliver, loustat, danlou, destiel, naylor, jonrya, obikin

i post explicit content often as well as several taboo topics including but not limited to incest, pseudo incest, underage, age gap, dub-con, non-con, cnc as well as daddy kink, piss kink, pet play, age play, breeding kink and that's why my blog is 18+. i can't police every single person who follows me or interacts with my content to please bear this in mind if you choose to follow me. everything is always tagged appropriately so filter at your discretion.

→ why do you have this username? it's funny to me

→ are you an eddie fan? you think anyone who's normal about edmundo diaz would do this shit?

→ are you a bucktommy shipper? certainly you had to scroll past my pfp, blog title & the flaming banner to read this. also, you can search my blog

→ are you a buddie shipper? no, but i'm a supporter of mass delusions always 🫶

→ why are you provoking eddieblr? i'm not. we all love eddie diaz, i don't know why they would be bothered by a silly url 🤷

→ are you british? i'm brit-ish, unfortunately.

«oh, goddamn, my pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand taking mine but it's been promised to another. oh, i can't stop you putting roots in my dreamland, my house of stone, your ivy grows and now I'm covered in you» - ivy, taylor swift

icon by @/nilefreemans | header by @/olismabel

haydencore: a collection

[vaztori]

... 💭 KALA'S MOOTS ! *.✧

just a soft agenda for saying how i'm grateful with all of you. you guys make me feel less alone in this platform and i'm so happy for that. reminder : you can always talk to me if you feel like the world is against you, if you feel like you aren't okay. because i wanna laugh and cry with you :(

@sunnylovespickles - #... sunny ☀️

i was so thankful when i met you, sunny you were my first moot back then 😭 you're so kind and omg the angel's trumpets fic that dedicated to me??? i've read it for the third time like- OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH !! I'LL TREASURE IT FOREVER !! will always be rooting for you, sunny <3 you're amazing !

@novalpha - #... nova 🪐

nova is a shy person and i actually kinda like that because you're cute when you can't take my compliments shsjsjs your fic recs helped me a lot to find some good writings to be read !!

@yunjinified - #... buttercup 🦋

buttercup you are saur sweet and expressive 😭 i'm happy whenever i get your ask through the inbox and HEY! YOU REALLY GOT A LOT OF SVT MEMES

@beefboyandbabygirl - #... beefboy 🍖

you are sickk your writingss are wholesome ! along with babygirl too of course <3 and your theme? reminds me of good days when i used to watch my little pony shshs

@shuadotcom - #... cherry 🍒

cherry! you are a very understanding person, your heart is golden, you are always welcome with everybody and i love to read your fics, they bring comfort to me ! &lt;3

@min-gis - #... snow ❄️

snow! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW I ALWAYS GET LOST IN YOUR WRITINGS LIKE WHAT HOW CAN SOMEONE WRITE THAT BEAUTIFUL???? the way you write your fics feel like i'm reading poetries, i love all of them ! especially the mingi fic counting stars and then i've never felt alone with you drabble (i was crying when i read that *no clickbait*) i read them for the fifth time now 😭 i can feel your love towards mingi OM GOSH

@shuadrive - #... dani 🌼

it's funny how i just realized that we're moots lmao it's always to ramble abt about mingyu + wonwoo + taylor swift with you. maybe we can do spotify session someday? listening to taylor albums sjsjsj

@wonwoonlight - #...khione 🌙

my talented moot omg khione ! you don't know how your fics made my day 😭 they feel like a warm and fuzzy sweater ! i'd love to get closer to you &lt;3

@mimgi - #...lu 🍬

omgosh i remember i found your acc because of your mingi drabbles ! love them so so so much, lovely !

@jaysbiceps - #... amy🌷

wah you were so sweet back then by sending me an ask sjsjsh and thank you for being by my side and worrying about me :((

@chokchokk - #... choy 🏔️

I HAVE NO WORDS FOR YOU BESIDE A TON OF COMPLIMENTS CHOY YOUR WRITING SKILL IS ON ANOTHER LEVEL LIKE YOU'RE MY FAVORITE ATEEZ FIC AUTHOR ON THIS PLATFORM !! the mingi fic, worked hard harder for you? I'VE READ IT FOR THE SIXTH TIME NOW I CAN'T GET OVER HUBBY MINGI 😭 you're very sociable, easy going, what a jester and magician to me, and it's always fun to talk to you, sharing about different cultures, and experiences. i adore you so much, choy mi amor. i never get tired for saying your writings feel like first love 🥺

@dairyminki - #... elle🍦

your vibe is really, really, soft. i don't know why but i find it that way. like a vanilla ice cream. i remember your old header it was seonghwa with purple color scheme omg i'd love to get closer to you !

@smolyeo - #... yeo 🍓

MY STRAWBERRY YEO MY HYPE GIRL!! you're such a lovable creature how can't i'm not attracted to you :(((

@desirehorizon - #... dee 🔱

when i first saw your blog, i was like 'ohh, interesting' because you arrange your layout and your masterlist neatly. you feel like that friend who has power to protect the whole circle omg

@nishloves - #... nish ✨

nish ! your bubbly vibe always makes me smile you're so friendly and it's nice to be your moot !

@x03yd0cx - #... xoey 🐼

xoey, i know you from the blockbuster fic of wooyo and i enjoyed ittt ! let's get closer &lt;3

@babesindestroyland - #... ty 💅🏻

i'm new for being your moot but i know you have such a beautiful heart, supportive, and thoughtful ! i'd love to get closer to you !

@gummygowon - #... mai 🧃

MAI ! thank you for sending me message through inbox to begin with 🤠 i was flattering when you said my theme is sickkkk you have that girlcrush energy omg

@jaehunnyy - #... chip 🫧

chip sunshine! your cute pics and your expressive replies to my messages always made my day thank you for reaching out for me :(( i'm happy to be your moot

@cherryonigiri - #... alice 🌌

i know your blog because i searched for divider tutorial and then found it on your acc ! i will never forget it cause it helped me a lot sjsjsj

@yourfatherlucifer - #... felix⚡

hey lixie ! i hope you won't hate your writings anymore after this :( have confident in yourself you're enough !

@haosweater - #... mei 🧸

mei ! your vibe AGHHHH like that cottage core girl with comfort fr (i don't know why esp your usn is 'sweater'. can i be your heather? JSJSHHS)

@senpai-of-doom - #... doom 🚀

thank you for reaching out for me you seem sociable ! let's get closer &lt;3

@rubywonu - #... nia 💫

i'm your new moot so i haven't know you well but omgosh i know you from redamancy, you seem kind and loving, you too feel free to hit me up, nia !

@icyminghao - #... noelle 🥞

i'm new to be your moot and i was so happy when i saw you followed me back because GOSHH i've been reading to your fics and it's unbelievable we're being moots now ! your fics bring comfort to me (like honey pancakes for breakfast!), thank you for keep writing 🥺

@mingycr - #... ana 🪽

i don't know you have something within you, i sense it. you seem warm-hearted 🌷

@hanverse - #... kaira 🌸

kaira ! we're just being moots like- yesterday?? but oh, you seem like that girl with doll heart, your theme is saur cute too !

[youreacroftlara]

Must be kismet - chapter 1/?

A celebrity au where Ava is a football player for Arsenal and Beatrice is a famous pop star — loosely inspired by Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s meet-cute.

Ava Silva has never been a morning person.

If you ask her, it should be a crime to wake up before 10 a.m. If humans were meant to be out of bed sooner, then how come Ava always feels like she needs an extra hour or two before she can really wake up and start her day?

If there’s a chance she can get an extra forty winks in, then she’ll take it.

It’s funny – you’d think as a professional football player she’d be used to waking up early. Her career means that she often has to be up at the crack of dawn to travel to matches or be at training for early drills on the pitch.

Still, if it were up to Ava, she’d be asking coach to schedule all future training sessions to start no later than noon. Anything earlier is frankly just a crime.

Sure, she knows Coach Superion would never agree to it – not to mention the small problem of some matches kicking off at 12.30 p.m. – but a girl can dream, can’t she?

Ava would rather be in her bed watching the latest season of Sex Education on Netflix right now, than practising headers on the training ground with Lilith and Chanel.

“Silva! On your head!” Lilith barks at her from the corner flag.

Ava snaps to attention as the midfielder kicks the ball, crossing it into the penalty box. Never taking her eye off it, Ava puts on a burst of speed and leaps into the air to meet it head-on.

With perfect timing, her forehead connects with the ball, sending it soaring toward the top corner of the goal. Chanel’s desperate dive comes too late as the ball hits the back of the net with a resounding thud.

“Ooooooh did you see that?” Ava grins, “Did you?” She asks again, looking in Lilith’s direction.

The older girl walks over from the corner flag with an unamused look on her face. “It was okay.”

“Okay!?” Ava baulks, “Lilith, that header was fucking gold and you know it!”

Chanel throws her the retrieved ball from the net and Ava catches it with both hands. She dances around Lilith, bouncing up and down on her toes – in return, the midfielder rolls her eyes.

Ava ignores her grumpy teammate’s sour mood. After scoring a near-on-perfect-headed goal, she has total bragging rights.

Lilith can suck it.

“C’mon, that was so-so epic! Did you not see the way I leapt up in the air like a fucking salmon swimming upstream…I mean, I practically flew like I was fucking Superman or something. Cristiano Ronaldo ain’t got shit on me!” She boasts, spinning the football on her finger like a basketball.

Lilith pinches her brow with her fingers and lets out a long exasperated sigh. “Please tell me you did not just compare yourself to Ronaldo…”

“Ronaldo, Superman… and a salmon,” Ava corrects, flashing the midfielder a cocky grin.

“Jesus Christ… ”

“You’re right, I’m better than Jesus too.”

The midfielder groans and Ava loves every second of it.

Winding Lilith up was one of her favourite pastimes. It makes these early morning training sessions somewhat bearable.

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[shizunitis]

@miaoqing hath taggeth me and thus. i answer

why did you choose your url?

so people would mistake me for @shizunstits

any sideblogs? if you have them name them and why you have them.

@mark--er for anything unrelated to shizun/fandom, and a secret third one for. well. that’s my business.

how long have you been on tumblr?

since 2012, approximately? 2011, maybe?

do you have a queue tag?

i can’t figure out how to make it automatic…

why did you start your blog in the first place?

good question!

why did you choose your icon/pfp?

self-portrait

why did you choose your header?

shizun deserves support, love, respect, and to be handled with gentleness and care. he has old man hips.

what's your post with the most notes?

i’m not sure how i could check that, but it’s either one of my au’s from when i was young and excited, or the loyal ghost story? i’m sorry, i really don’t know 😞

how many mutuals do you have?

enough to make me sit and think about how much i love the world every now and then. every one of them, i respect and cherish dearly

how many followers do you have?

enough to intimidate me 😞 i’m used to yapping to myself, so this is. uh. overwhelming? but the warm and good kind. it’s fitting that it happened because of shizun… he truly is a treasure…

how many people do you follow?

226

have you ever made a shitpost?

what i do is speak my mind, not shitpost. i bless and curse people with my joy and sorrow. my funny shizun thoughts. write that down. but yeah, i suppose most of my posts are either shitposts or sad/melancholy/yearning shizun musings

how often do you use tumblr each day?

once. like my thinking of shizun, it never ends, so.

did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

no. but i got very close, once. i respect what danmei-confessions is trying to do but. GOD. god leave my boy and my shizun alone. please

how do you feel about 'you need to reblog this' posts?

useless, condescending, annoying, does nothing, reeks of self-righteousness. shame does not work the way some people think it does

do you like tag games?

sometimes. i love seeing others’, i’m very lazy.

do you like ask games?

i do! a lot!

which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

odd question, mefears

do you have a crush on a mutual?

yes. i giggle every time they interact with my posts. it’s very embarrassing

what is the last song you listened to?

stars by tai verdes, it’s almost depressions season

what are you currently watching?

jerma vods, if that counts? i’ve been meaning to re-watch, you guessed it, the svsss donghua

sweet/savoury/spicy?

any and all flavours are good <3 depends on my mood.

what is your current relationship status?

courting two characters that are married to each other and one of them has two alternate universe counterparts that i’m also attempting to woo. it’s complicated.

what is your current obsession?

…guess? you’ll never get it, i promise.

what are nine albums/songs you've been listening to lately?

steve lacy’s dark red, hozier’s unreal unearth, some of taylor swift’s songs, syml’s the bird and the boy, radiohead’s amnesiac, epic: the musical, conan gray’s lonely dancers (but the album as well) and unlike pluto’s we’re screwed (PEAK. BINGQIU. also the orv animatic with this song? OUGH)

tagging anyone who would like to join in <3 (i’m insecure but mostly i want everyone to have fun so i can watch like a benevolent guardian)

[sarah-skylark]

CW: SUICIDE BAIT IN FANDOM SPACE AND SOCIAL MEDIA

Fandom. World. We need to talk about how often go kys, go die, fuck off and die, how about you kill yourself are used way the fuck too much these days.

Too many people out there act like suicide baiting is a joke or a light jab or a normal-ass thing you can say to people in response to something that upsets you.

You DO NOT get to call yourself progressive and forward and suicide bait.

You DO NOT get to brush it off and go- whatever they should know I don’t mean suicide bait for real

You DO NOT get to post in your header a list of mental illnesses and personal information you want respect, patience, and understanding of and suicide bait others for theirs

You DO NOT get to pop up in a fictional fandom and suicide bait because you dislike their headcanons.

More controversial: You DO NOT get to tell a right-winger, TERF, politician, racist, homophobic misogynist pastor fill-in-the-blank-hateful-person to kill themselves because that is the exact person you want changing their mind because they become the strongest Allies.

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I paid attention this week online because classes are starting and all our staff goes through a mental wellness course prior to the kids coming. In one week I saw casually slinging suicide bait or jokes over killing themselves with a tasteful asterisk sometimes to avert censors multiple times a day on every social media.

For not liking Hoziers album. For using she/her pronouns for the Muriel character in good omens and he/him for Crowley. For a suggestion of buying a crochet needle at Hobby Lobby. For someone not wanting people to smoke weed in their apartment cuz they don’t like the smell. To a lesbian because she preferred not to date amab women. To a writer because they didn’t like the plot twist in the book. For people who secured Taylor swift tickets when the poster didn’t.

This is not cool, y’all. This is triggering to people on the edge or with suicide related trauma. Scrolling past dozens of kys type messages a day is damaging. It’s not a funny slang thing to say. I’m not ‘too old’ ‘you don’t get our humor’ ‘it’s just a thing’ ‘you don’t get it’ OKAY NO suicide bait is bait and crowning yourself judge and jury on who’s opinions are worth life or death never comes out right and making light of it because you are pissed off and full of rage because someone used a particular pronoun for a character or drew them a way you disagree with is straight up bullshit

[mirrorball-leclerc]

the blue - part nine

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ameliaholland triple header, you were amazing, time to go home for a while before vegas! p.s. i'll be performing for one night only in london on the 7th, tix on sale now!

tagged: oscarpiastri, charles_leclerc, landonorris, mclaren

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username girl do you ever fucking rest?

↳ ameliaholland you know what they say, the devil works hard but amelia holland works harder

samholland1999 how soon are you flying out again?

↳ ameliaholland we fly out on the 9th...

↳ samholland1999 damn.. they're right you never rest

↳ ameliaholland wag life is not for the weak

username NEW MUSIC? A PERFORMANCE IN LONDON?

paddyholland2004 tell mum i'm old enough for the vegas gp

↳ ameliaholland sorry kid, you're not

↳ paddyholland2004 I TOTALLY AM! THIS IS UNFAIR!

username the random charles picture is so funny. like no context is given and it's my favorite thing ever.

username oscar's featured on this more than amelia on her page, and i don't mind it one bit

mclaren perhaps tickets for admin?

↳ ameliaholland keep sending the oscar pictures and you've got a deal

↳ mclaren will do ms.holland!

logansargeant boo! we hung out and not once is there a picture of me here!

↳ ameliaholland you said and i quote, "i look like shit, don't you dare fucking post those amelia!"

↳ logansargeant but you still could have posted one of me!

username i live for wag amelia!

username my favorite wags are amelia holland and taylor swift.

danielricciardo DO I GET A FREE INVITE!!

↳ ameliaholland OF COURSE, ANYTHING FOR MY 2ND FAVORITE AUSTRALIAN!

amelia holland added 5 people

max verstappen i swear if one of them is harrison i reserve the right to sic yuki on him

yuki tsunoda who am i fighting?

amelia holland it's my brothers, tuwaine, and z

daniel ricciardo i may just be uncultured but who's z? amelia holland zendaya? duh.

lance stroll sure just casually mention of the biggest actresses of our generation as if we should all personally know her.

lando norris to be fair, that is technically her sister-in-law. am i allowed to call her that? they aren't married.

tuwaine barrett why would you call each other max's biggest nightmares?

george russell he said we were. except for charles

alex albon they're in love with each other, they just don't know it yet.

logan sargeant sort of like pierre and yuki, although they know they're in love.

mick schumacher amelia, toto was hunting down the person who left a whoopie cushion on his seat.

amelia holland te-he. carlos sainz is next on my pranking hitlist. charles leclerc do i want to know why? amelia holland inexperience... daniel ricciardo i love this kid

amelia holland can't believe they were all bitching for a week straight to be added to this group chat and when i add them they don't answer.

zendaya amelia, do you ever fucking rest?

amelia holland sometimes but in my defense, i got nothing.

oscar piastri she just doesn't want to see harrison

yuki tsunoda that's the dickhead, correct? lando norris yes, yuki, that is the dickhead

tom holland i don't get what performing has to do with seeing harrison but okay.

amelia holland you’re a man, of course you don’t get it.

zendaya ugh men lando norris yeah, you girls tell him. amelia holland that goes for you too norizz

yuki tsunoda yeah fuck men, especially pierre

amelia holland speak your truth king! lando norris this is favoritism! pierre gasly what the fuck did i do? yuki tsunoda you know what you did dickhead

alex albon nothing will ever hurt more than the yukierre break up

amelia holland WRONG!! BROCEDES EXISTS alex albon true

amelia holland AHHHHHH

amelia holland SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!!!

amelia holland THERE'S NO WAY THIS HAPPENING

lando norris WHAT? WHAT'S HAPPENING??

zendaya NO WAY!! CONGRATS AMELIA!!

max verstappen what are we celebrating??

daniel ricciardo why is she so happy? what’s happening? did oscar propose?

tom holland now hold on! he hasn’t even met our parents! harry holland eh, as long as they don’t have a vegas wedding who cares? sam holland I CARE DIPSHIT!! oscar piastri i didn’t propose.

amelia holland GRAMMY NOMINATED BABY!!

amelia holland I, AMELIA GRACE HOLLAND, AM OFFICIALLY A GRAMMY NOMINATED ARTIST!!

charles leclerc CONGRATS AMELIA!!

lando norris LET'S FUCKING GO! THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND!!

tom holland OH MY GOD!!!

tuwaine barrett OH MY GOD!! THIS IS CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION!!

daniel ricciardo PARTY TIME IN VEGAS!!

ameliaholland not a whole lot going on at the moment

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tomholland IS THAT WHY HE TEXTED ME SOS AT THE ASS CRACK OF DAWN??

↳ oscarpiastri I'M SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BAKERIES IN THE AREA THOMAS

↳ username HE WOKE UP EARLY TO GET HER CAKE AND FLOWERS?? SHUT UP THAT'S SO FUCKING CUTE!!!

username CONGRATS ON THE NOMINATION AMELIA!!

maxverstappen1 i see i've corrupted you on becoming a cat parent

↳ ameliaholland oh shut up, it anything taylor corrupted me

taylorswift congratulations amelia 💙

↳ ameliaholland thank you taylor 💙

username she's and icon. she's a legend. and she is the moment

hazosterfield congragualtions

↳ ameliaholland thank you

↳ username usually in the past she would include a heart

↳ username she has a boyfriend. and some f1 fans are so toxic they'd accuse her of cheating on oscar based off of that

tuwaine this barbie is a grammy nominated artist

↳ ameliaholland tuwaine i swear i'm going to cry again

username not a lot going on? girl you're nominated for a grammy!!

danielricciardo congrats baby holland!

yukitsunoda i was promised a party

oscarpiastri proud of you 🧡

↳ ameliaholland i know, you've told me about 8 times already

↳ oscarpiastri just making sure you know

username what's the kitty's name??

↳ ameliaholland i, of course named her after a taylor swift song. her name is ivy. she adores sleep much like her father oscar.

↳ oscarpiastri lies. slander.

landonorris THAT'S MY FUCKING BEST FRIEND!!

↳ ameliaholland grammy nomination before your first win

↳ landonorris we are no longer best friends

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strikethrough means i couldn't tag you

¡leclerc-s speaks! let's ignore that the picture says gracie. we have to use our ✨imagination✨ the taglist for this story is officially closed, because i plan on ending this series soon.

¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!