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Not even his beard is Tutting as hard as I am. And even if an ancient Egyptian facial hair-dildo titilated me (despite looking like a biohazard), my intelligence is a little insulted by that failure of an optical illusion. That’s not your jawline, dude.
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I just crapped myself to death. In a bad way.
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This one is literally, figuratively cocky! I understand that formalities are just fluff, that sex is the elephant in the room, but this is more than just a bit crude—it’s unclever. I suppose he thinks he’s not just god’s gift to women, but god’s gift to… well, man! Unpardonable!
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