#thats a first... we're making it big

[ggreenishmango]

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[xxplastic-cubexx]

maybe controversial take, but i like to think of erik being mostly a huge ladies’ man (look at all the bitches he gets canonically, he can’t NOT love the ladies) but charles is just...... this HUGE exception, lmfao. for a while he was totally oblivious to the fact that he was into charles like that but then one day it smacked him HARD across the face that their Very Special Friendship is actually romantic. he’s since embraced being a bisexual disaster but before charles he had no clue.

would be even funnier if erik and charles had already fooled around a couple times before erik actually realized he was attracted to him. who among us hasn’t fucked their completely platonic bro??

it cant be a controversial take if youre onto something my friend .....

[thirdofdxcember]

he's gonna ask me out soon i know he is

[hotdadlicense]

i miss my friends. i'm the one who hasn't been replying.

[aloysarrow]

Ok, yeah. None of you know what a fem fatale is.

[bmpmp3]

one thing about particularly the dreamtonics voicebanks is sometimes their vibratos are like. out of control. almost sounds like theyve been exaggerated further from their voice providers? putting way too much sauce into it in autopitch mode even when the vibrato modulation is all the way down to zero. its not bad but it is funny. mai you gotta relax girl we're singing like some idol-y character-y anime song not mariah carey <3

[arolesbianism]

Man oni can't do this to me I'm supposed to be preparing for artfight but all I can think abt is Them™ from the second I wake up to the moment I go to bed how am I supposed to prepare in these circumstances 😔

[indiegame]

today was. good. yeah. needed that.

[rabbitindisguise]

love and concur with the whole tag essay but I legit laughed out loud at this bit

ty for articulating perfectly the sentiment I feel about a lot of my childhood faves

Shout out to all those people obsessed with wings who read the entire Maximum Ride series because they convinced themselves the next book would be better but it just kept getting worse until you got to the end of the series and realized you would never recover the hours you lost forcing your way through it.

[quimichi]

⌗﹒THEIR VOICE LINES ABOUT YOU ౨ৎ˚₊‧ GN!

Aether

❝Since the beginning of Mondstadt they've been with me. They actually turned out to be my second guide! Which makes Paimon even more of an emergency food❞

❝Whaa-Paimon will pretend Paimon didn't hear that!❞

❝No really, I'm glad I found them...or rather they found me. It really wasn't much of a surprise when I-oh-I'm already talking too much again.❞

❝Traveler can go shy when he talks about his lover, hehe. STOP PULLING ME AWAY-H-HEY-!❞

Albedo

❝Oh? I see, you already heard about Y/n. Well, its not a big of a surprise, they're well known here in Mondstadt. Don't worry, if you ever encounter them, dont be shy to talk to them. They have actually been a great help for my researches and experiments. ❞

Al-Haitham

❝ Y/N? Yes, what about them? Yes, we're in a relationship, and? No, I'm not mad, why? I'm asking to much questions? Could ask you that, you seem awfully interested in my partner. Passive aggressive? Pff, now you're just pretending things. ❞

Ayato

❝ You'd like to know more about Y/n? What makes you think I have answers? Oh? I see, Ayaka has told you about it, well...Me and Y/n have been in a relationship for quite a while now. They're a very good support, doesn't matter what path i take or decisions I make, they always have my back. Without them I wouldn't be half the man I am right now. Satisfied with this answer? ❞

Baizhu

❝ The person that always helps out here is not some assistant. Don't worry, I'm sure they're not insulted. Who else are they then? Oh, my lover. Whats with that surprised look on your face? Didn't think I'd be taken? To be frank...I'm quite surprised too that I got this lucky.❞

Bennett

❝ Y/n? My lucky charm? They're awesome! A loyal member in Benny's adventure team...the only one though...They go on every adventure with me! Saved my life multiple times! Bring me good furtune! And are my partner! Wow, I really lucked out for real this time.❞

Capitano

❝ I'd like to keep my private life as private as possible...but for you I make an exception, just this once. Yes, Y/n is my life partner, my lover if you'd like to put it that way. I hold them very dear and would protect them with my life if i have to. So, if I ever sense any bad intentions coming from you, I will crush you with everything I've got.❞

Childe

❝ They spend last winter with me and my family. So, to show them around and make them feel more comfortable in Snezhnaya we had a little snowball fight. Y/n got hit a dozen times in the face by Teucer. They lost, obviously. But the best part was, when we went home, the slipped right before the door and fell ass first to the ground...but instead of being upset or annoyed...they laughed. I knew they we're the one right then and there.❞

Chongyun

❝ Oh you know Y/n? Well, I do too. You knew? Xingqiu huh?...Can't seem to keep quite sometimes...Yes, I am dating them. Saying this feels foreign...I still can't believe they chose me of all people. But I'm not too insecure about it, after all, they chose me of all people.❞

Cyno

❝ Y/n is one of the few people who actually laugh at my jokes. I don’t know if its out of pity or if i truly make them laugh, but either way i don't care. As long as i see a smile on their face I'm at ease. Huh? What do you mean i sound lovesick?❞

Dainsleif

❝ There are things that I'd rather keep private and save, including my relationship with Y/n. So I have to apo-...no, i trust you but-...You're right. Y/n and I have been in a relationship for quite a long time now. They mean a lot to me, thats why I want to keep any information about them as private as I can.❞

Diluc

❝ Yes, I am in a relationship with Y/n. I guess the topic makes his rounds, huh? We announced our relationship just yesterday, but have been serious for a long time now. I am...not a public as you know. And i didn't wanted any unwanted or negative attention on both of us but i know i can trust you. Right?❞

Dottore

❝ Did i ever had a lover? What an inappropriate question of you~ Of course i had lovers, but none could compare to my favorite. Have you heard of Y/n? Oh yes, they are quite popular aren't they~? Well, they're mine, all mine. So it would be better for you if you keep your hands off them. ❞

Freminet

❝ Are they my friend? Uhm...no...they're a bit more than that. Uhm, yeah they're my partner. We've been together for a while now...Am i happy? Of course i am...I'm just a bit embarrassed thats all. No one has really asked me about our relationship yet except for Lyney, Lynette and father.❞

Gorou

❝ You want to know about Y/n? Sure, what do you wanna know? Yes, they're my partner, in fact, we live together! They're a really caring, they make breakfast every morning, tend any injuries i have and sometimes even run me a bath...that was too intimate.❞

Heizou

❝ Y/n? What do you know about them? Nothing yet but you wanna know more? Why? Interested? Why am I asking all these questions? I'm a detective, and you're interested in my lover-oops-now i ran my mouth.❞

Itto

❝ You mean the oni one for me?! The true love of my life!? THEY'RE AWESOME. I'm so incredibly lucky to have them. AND they're so incredibly lucky to have the awesome one and oni Arataki Itto as their boyfriend!❞

Kazuha

❝ They are currently waiting for my arrival...i cannot wait to have them in my arms again. I miss them every day...What's that book? Oh, it's just for all the poems i write for them while being away. One poem for each day. Once I'm back, i read them to them.❞

Kaeya

❝ Oh you mean my little snowflake? Yes, i know them quite well, i can assure you that one. Wasn't always like that though, took is a while to actually get closer. But i won't complain either way, I'm happy that we finally found each other...damn, look at all the sappy things I'm saying, they've done this to me.❞

Kaveh

❝ I'm still planning our house, i just cannot make it perfect! Ugh, it's really getting on my nerves. I NEED this perfect for them, I need to make this the house of their dreams. But it's taking way to long. Since when am i planning? About 3 years. And since when are we dating? Also about 3 years...oh...❞

Kinich

❝ When they first traveled to Natlan they didn't met me immediately. I've only got to know them through Mualani and Kachina. They once expressed their hatred towards saurian hunters, went off yapping for a good hour too. You should've seen the look on their face once i told them i was one of them. They're still embarrassed to this day, even more after i explained what i really do. One of the many memories that truly make me happy.❞

Lyney

❝ They're aware that true magic doesn't exist. That all my shows are just an act. That somewhere is a trick hidden, so simple its ridiculous. And yet, they're still amazed, still getting big eyed when I'm on stage preforming. Even after countless shows that are the same, they're clapping along like it was the first....I couldn't not have asked for a better support and love in my life then them.❞

Mika

❝ I still don't know how i managed to confess, maybe it's because i can't really remember it anyway. It's a memory I'd like to forget entirely, mostly because i was so embarrassed afterwards. But I never want to forget what they said afterwards. Everytime i hear those 4 words from them I get butterflies.❞

Neuvillette

❝ Y/n and I are in a serious relationship since 5 years and 4 months. We have been living together since 3 years and 1 month. I do consider our relationship deep and intimate. I trust them deeply and never once did I think about it otherwise. I truly believe that our relationship will hold on for eternity. Is this enough information or should I tell you more?❞

Pantalone

❝ Ah, my spoiled little brat? Joking, joking...well, only half. I do spoil them quite a lot, but i wouldn't consider them a brat...most of the time. Just last week I bought them this new coat, winter in Snezhnaya are the hardest in all Teyvat. Oh, and new gloves, a scarf an-no, why would i brag with my money, it's not like i have enough to buy at least million of coats.❞

Pierro

❝ The only thing you need to know is that they are with me and well taken care off. Should you not remember the fact that any hate or violence towards them is strictly forbidden, i will gladly remind you. ❞

Razor

❝ Y/n helped Razor a lot. Razor appreciates it, the help. Razor also loves Y/n. That's what Y/n always tells Razor every day. So Razor tells Y/n every day too.❞

Scaramouche

❝ Who? My lover? Them? No, I would never. No, I'm not keeping anything private?! Neither am I ashamed of anything...quite the opposite, huh? No, said nothing. Screw off now, i need to be somewhere. Where? None of your damn business...So what if its a date?!❞

Thoma

❝ Mhm, you're quite right, Y/n and I arw together. Lucked out, huh? I'm currently teaching them how to cook some dishes, been going well...for the most part. No, they have a hand for it but both of us always seem to lose any focus once we're 30 minutes into it.❞

Tighnari

❝ You should've heard their begging, "Oh Tighnari please, i can keep my own garden!" Yeah, keeping it, but not take care of it. Because who takes care of it? Correct, me. It's easy work, so it's not too troublesome. But what is troublesome is how they don't take care of it. *sigh* maybe i am a bit to harsh on them, they are a bit stressed lately anyway. They deserve to take a rest and calm down from everything. So i gladly take care of the garden, for as long as they need me to.❞

Venti

❝ Our first meeting was quite the embarrassing one, almost feel quite shy telling it....Ok! Ok! I'll tell you!....I fell into their lap...No, i wasn't drunk! Someone else was, pushed me by accident and i stumbled backwards right onto their lap in angels share. And to top it off i took their plate and drink with me. Lucky for me, they weren't mad at all. Still...it's so embarrassing!❞

Wriothesley

❝ Took them quite a while to adjust to Meropide. Understandable though, it's a change from the surface. But once they grew comfortable, it's almost like they don't want to leave. They quickly befriended almost everyone, especially Sigewinne. They grew quite popular here in the matter of just a few weeks. Good for me i got them first before anyone else could.❞

Xiao

❝ Hm? Oh, them? Yes, we're close. Why do you ask? Just curious? Ugh, don't look at me like that. What do you wanna hear? How much i love them? You can wait till the day Teyvat will shatter entirely, I won't say it to you, only to them.❞

Xingqiu

❝ Our love story is picture perfect. A written love story by the finest ink. Full of clichés. We reached for the same book, and our hands touched. Then and there, i was mesmerized...until they snatched the book first.❞

Zhongli

❝ Our love story has been holding on since 3717 years, and it will hold on for many years more. What makes me so sure it will? We love each other like it was the very first day. Never once did we lie to one another, were apart from each other or lost our trust. I do have a contract anyway if anything should happen.❞

[bmpmp3]

love live bluebird's music style so far has been like, this near-frantic, hype in a slightly offputting way type of sound thats been really fun and interesting. these girls aint right (compliment)

[landoughnut]

Simply Lovely - MV1

masterlist - request - patreon

pairing: max verstappen x ferrari driver!fem!reader

summary: the power couple of the grid dominating the season

w/c & a/n: smau | I keep changing my format

yourusername

liked by maxverstappen1, scuderiaferrari, f1, charles_leclerc, and 4,197,027 others yourusername exciting pole for the 1st race this season!! ❤️🏎️

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user1 LETS GOO FORZA FERRARI ♥︎ by author

redbullracing how about racing for us next year 🙌

scuderiaferrari how about no ❤️

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yourusername maxverstappen1 I see the pick up line vision but your execution was embarrassing

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charles_leclerc user2 ...🧍🏻‍♂️

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yourusername THANKS LANN

maxverstappen1 first is always best, but if getting second place means seeing you in first then we're both winners

yourusername omg I'm tearing up that is so sweet 🥹 I love you so so much

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user3 maxverstappen1 STOPPP THAT'S SO CUTE

user4 that's like the highest compliment max could give

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user5 the way ferrari and red bull put their rivalry aside and both support max and y/n is the cutest thing ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 user5 the only difference is, is that ferrari supports me cause I'm dating her, red bull supports her cause she's good 😸

user6 maxverstappen1 so basically in shorter terms, you're her wag 🙂‍↕️

maxverstappen1 user6 and proud of it 🧎‍♂️♥︎ by author

yourusername

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user7 YESSSSSSS QUEEN 👸

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francolapinto 🙌❤️🔥

maxverstappen1 I'm watching you... 😑

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yourusername lando it's alright I like to ogle him too 🥰

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user10 imagine both being such good drivers that you can make heart eyes at each other on podium after each race 🥲

user11 user10 relationship goals

lando yourusername max told me not to say but I saw his eyes watering during the national anthem

yourusername maxverstappen1 all good tears I hope

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lando maxverstappen1 HEY

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alex_albon .....

maxverstappen1 ........

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user13 QUEEN OF FERRARI 🤭

user14 the tifosi's savior 🙏

charles_leclerc .............

user14 charles_leclerc did you will 13/24 races last year and the first two races of this season??

charles_leclerc user14 🧍🏻‍♂️

yourusername charles_leclerc LMAOAOAOAO YOU GOT HUMBLED AF

user15 awhh the pic of her and max driving next to each other 🫠

redbullracing congrats yourusername!! you know what they say, blue is the color of success! ♥︎ by author

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mclaren some people say papaya brings luck 😁 ♥︎ by author

redbullracing mclaren leave

scuderiaferrari mclaren leave

mclaren I guess I'll see myself out then..... 😪

maxverstappen1 why don't the teams fight over me like this 🥺

user16 maxverstappen1 cause your girlfriend is just better 🥺 ♥︎ by author

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maxverstappen1

liked by yourusername, redbullracing, f1, lando, carlossainz55, and 4,197,027 others maxverstappen1 simply lovely drive tonight 🏆 yourusername

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yourusername THAT'S MY BOYFRIENDDDDD ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 😘💙

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lando EW YOU HORNDOGS GET A ROOM 🤢

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lando yourusername IM 25

user17 lando no ones listening anymore lil bro ♥︎ by author

scuderiaferrari 🥶 ♥︎ by author

user18 BROO THE WAY HE RAN TO KISS HER AFTER THE BOTH FINISHED THE RACE 🥹

oscarpiastri congrats 👍 ♥︎ by author

yourusername dude you text like my dad 😭 do you know other emoji's exist

lando yourusername he's pregnant so he's just practicing

maxverstappen1 lando 🫢🫄

user19 UGHH THEY LOOKED SO FINE TOGETHER ON PODIUM

lewishamilton 💪 ♥︎ by author

user20 max's radio message being him dedicated this win to her had me getting emotional

user21 REALLLL

user22 he does this every win yet every time it gets me

yourusername I'm so so proud of you 💞 ♥︎ by author

alphinef1team pink for alpine⁉️⁉️

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[ninikrumbs]

fluff with boyfriend satoru. thats it.

boyfriendsatoru who's weary and exhausted from the weight of the world on his shoulders, fighting curses day in and day out.

boyfriendsatoru who's favorite part of the day is coming home to you, to the soft hum of your cozy apartment. Your warm smile and open arms a perfect remedy to melt away the exhaustion in his bones, along with the smell of a freshly made meal or takeout depending on how tired you were from your own missions.

"Welcome home, Toru!" The tender tone in your voice made his heart warm. Despite your tired eyes, you still stood up to greet him by the door. You wear wearing his shirt and nothing else with your hair up in a messy bun. And to him you looked so beautiful it almost hurt. How did he ever deserve you?

He closes the distance between you two, wrapping his arms around your smaller frame, hugging you tightly like someone was gonna take you away.

Tucking his head in the crook of your neck, he breathes you in and melts into your embrace. "Im home."

boyfriendsatoru who's house is now so full of life ever since you came in the picture, apartment now filled with cute trinkets, scented candles, plants and cozy throw pillows. A stark difference from his once cold and empty house that he only uses to sleep for a few hours before carrying the mantle as the storngest once more.

boyfriendsatoru who makes up for his absence due to long missions every chance he gets. He now demands for days off like other sorcerers and spends those days trailing behind you like a little puppy.

boyfriendsatoru who doesn't know what personal space is when it comes to you. Wanna shower? he's right there with you. Reading a book in bed? his using your chest as a pillow, purring like a cat every time your laugh reverberates from your body, might even offer to reenact your favorite scenes. Need to pee in the middle of the night? You get startled when he opens the door, sleepy face yawning as he scratches his toned tummy while he waits for you to be finished. Claiming that he can't sleep without you. Doing skincare? He's right beside you, waiting for you to pat in your toner and moisturiser on his face. Honestly, he's just a baby who loves you and wants to be included in everything.

"Toru, not that I mind..."

He looks up from his place on your chest, looking so sleepy and satisfied that you almost didn't wanna disturb him.

He yawns before answering you, voice laced with sleep. "What is it, sweets?"

You thread your fingers through his fluffy hair, giving him head scratches here and there and he basically purrs like a kitty on catnip. "You know you don't t have to spend every waking moment with me. I know you feel like you have to make up for the time we're apart, but its okay to make time for yourself you know."

In typical Gojo fashion, Satoru juts his lips out as his eyes water comically. "Does that mean you don't want to spend time me?"

"What? No!" You were somehow panicked and amused at the same time.

"You should've just shot me instead, that would have hurt less!" He cries, tightening his arms around your waist.

You shake your head at his theatrics, laughing fondly, "I didn't mean that you big baby."

Sparkly blue eyes stare back at you, "But Im your baby."

You snort in response. If only the world could see him now, the stongest so soft like this. But truly you felt lucky that monly you could see this side to Satoru. A side to him that you could keep all to yourself. The world can have the strongest, you only ever wanted Satoru. "Toru, I only meant that you might get tired of me if you don't have your personal space."

He scoffs, looking so offended. "First of all, there's absolutely no chance of me getting sick of you and second Ive had enough alone time to last me a life time."

The way he said the last part made it sound like it was no big deal but the thought of him coming home to an empy house with no one to turn to made your heart ache. "Toru.."

Seeing the look on your face, he quickly gives you a smile, "Don't look at me like that, sweets. Im fine, really. Its all in the past."

You were unconvinced but you didn't want to breach deeper into such a sad subject so instead you made a promise to yourself to make sure he never feels alone ever again.

You pull him up and wrap your arms around his neck, he snuggles into you but makes sure not to crush you under his weight. His warmth seeps into your skin as you caress his back. You murmur softly into his neck, "You have me, Toru. Always."

Gojo had to blink back the tears and stop his voice from shaking when he spoke, "And you have me."

--

"Just to be clear, you don't like personal space?" You ask, teasing lightly as you looked down at Gojo on you lap.

He gazes up at you, arms circling your waist, smirking cheekily as he answers, "I like your personal space."

[dustyforeskin]

"the universe is cruel and uncaring" cool story bro, go watch a documentary about the resilience of humans and animals and watch your heart grow three times its size

[therobbycuepitt]

Crazy, Stupid - J.A.

(Jack Abbot x Cop!Reader) You get injured on the job and have to pay a visit to your husband at his beloved workplace.

warnings: just fluff 🙇 probably inaccurate info on police protocol and medicine, thats about it i guess?? not proofread/spellchecked!

This went a bit longer than a short blurb that i planned to do but I got carried away lmao

"He's not going to like this," you mutter and hiss in discomfort, trying not to shift in your seat too much as the car quickly turns on the corner. Your colleague pulls up to the Emergency entrance at PTMC and hastily parks your police cruiser to the side.

"C'mon. Let's get you inside, Lt." Officer Jordan ushers you out the car, careful with not having contact with the right side of your body. The damage wasn't severe by your judgement, but the pulsing pain from your broken wrist and dislocated shoulder almost made you pass out when the EMTs first checked you.

While on patrol, a small group of drunk and disorderly men were having a shouting match outside of a bar. A regular occurrence at this hour of the night. Handling the situation on your own was a big miscalculation on your part. Ten years in the force made you think it was an easy situation to handle.

Any amount of experience didn't really matter when one of the men--practically a beast, six foot six and three hundred and thirty pounds large--was charging you towards oncoming traffic.

Luckily, the driver passing was alert enough to slow down and stop short the moment the big blur of a body came towards you. The big guy loses his footing and flattens you on the gravel.

Not quick enough to brace your landing, the combination of a loud Thud! Cruch! Pop! reverberated throughout your body and the wind getting knocked out of you leaves you stunned on the ground. The big drunk beast gets lifted off of you by his intoxicated friends, all inebriated and scrambling. Slurred and loud 'Oh my God!'s and 'We're sorry, please dont arrest us!' hound you with a mess of hands helping you up. More pain blares at your body as one of them accidentally grips your broken wrist.

"Enough!"

Like an irritated mother, you yell at all four men to shut their mouths and sit on the curb. They comply immediately and look at you wide eyed while you radio for back up and paramedics. Officer Jordan arrives within minutes, a look of concern quickly flashes on his face seeing the state of your arm.

"What the fuck-"

"Language, kid. Drunk and disorderlies. Breathalyzer for everyone. Book the O-Liner over there with assault of an officer," you quickly breathe out, the pain finally catching up to your senses. You glance at the four behind you, all of them practically tipping over eachother on the pavement.

Much to your dismay and expert persuasion skills, the EMTs refused to set your shoulder back in place since its not allowed. You knew it was pointless effort, but you wanted to save yourself from the lecturing you'll absolutely get from your husband once he finds you in his territory.

Shen was the first one to see you walk in, grimacing at the state of you. "Ooooh, you're in trouble... " he greets like a giddy kid. You roll your eyes and quickly glance around the room, finding your husband with his back to you, charting on a computer. Parker slowly taps him on the shoulder and tips her head toward your direction.

Hazel eyes quizzically scan through the ED and finally land on you, his shoulders instantly tense. He makes his way to you with haste. Visually trying to take in every part of your body that could be damaged. His hands cup your face examining your head and check your eyes with his pen light.

"I'm fine, Dr. Abbot. Just need a cast on my wrist, my shoulder back in place and I'll be on my way," you try to ease his worries using a lighter tone in your voice. He ignores your efforts though, and quickly finds you an open bed much to your protest. Shen was already rolling in a portable x-ray and Parker was helping ypu out of your uniform to examine your shoulder.

"Seriously, guys. All three of you?" your protests fall on deaf ears complaining about special treatment. Jordan watches in amazement as his superior--which he mostly fears, gets babied by the experts at PTMC's Emergency Department. He gives the run down of what happened when he arrived at the scene to Jack, as if he was reporting to his supervisor.

What if you hit your head and cracked your head open?',

'You shouldn't be alone handling that many people',

Don't you roll your eyes at me. I'm being serious'.

By the time Jack's whole lecture finished, x-rays were done, a nurse was on her way to get supplies for a cast and Shen was working on how to set your shoulder back in its socket. You grit your teeth and try to suppress the painful groan fighting to escape your lips, keeping your eyes glued to Jack who was focused on the senior attending.

Officer Jordan was excitedly showing off the dashcam footage of your little stunt, basically pancaking to the floor. A collective sound of flinches and 'Oh my God's echoed from the central bay.

"Do you think I can get a copy of that video?" John asks when he finally gets your shoulder fixed. Your tightly shut eyes turn into a glare at the man.

"Shen, get out," Jack clamps his hand on his shoulder a little too heavy than friendly as a warning. He raises his hands in surrender and backs out of the room, probably going to Parker who most definitely has her own copy of it by now.

"I'm in love with a maniac," he mutters assessing your shoulder if no other injury took place. The nurse arrives with a tray full of the materials needed for your cast which Jack insisted he should apply.

"Yeah, and you were dumb enough to put a ring on it," you dip your head to try and catch his eyes as he sits on a rolling stool next to your bed. He looks at you--less irritated now, and smiles shaking his head.

He gets mad but forgives you the second he feels it because he knows you'd never purposefully put yourself in harms way for nothing. You sit in silence the whole time he works on your wrist, letting the usual sounds of the ED to fill the space.

Jack finishes and repeats a million more questions of how you were feeling or if anything else hurts on your body. All of that is met with a stern look coming from you, amused by your husband's thoughtfulness but also annoyed he's putting himself in more stress thinking he might have missed a diagnosis. Getting off the bed and glancing at the open door, you quickly take your chance at shutting your yapper husband's mouth with yours. It was only meant to be a quick peck but Jack had kept you against his chest by a firm grab on your waist, kissing you longer.

"Get out of here, Crazy," he says, lips still brushing against yours.

"See you at home, Stupid," walking out of the room to fetch your colleague by the ear, haughtily flirting with the nurses at the central bay.

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Hey, can I request a fic where the reader is Remmick's soulmate, but she's really leary of him cause why is this white man at her door in the middle of the night? Remmick's been watching the reader for months finding out the things she likes, her hobbies, etc. He leaves her gifts and trinkets and tries to court her properly, but it's Remmick, so he still comes off weird. Eventually reader lets him in and he gets to properly explain. Reader knows she has a soulmate, but she didn't expect them to be an Irish vampire, but Remmick grows on her.

THAT'S SO CUTEEE. Anyways you were first so you get first write!

You felt his presence outside, he was watching you again, he always gave you dreams, sometimes wet, sometimes it would be wholesome and sweet. You tried everything to severe your connection with him, spiritual baths, rituals, getting one of his gifts and getting rid of them.

They connection would only grow and grow. It was insanity. You had enough of it, you grabbed the gun your brothers gave you when you moved in, and stalked outside.

"Hello?" You called out, and you turned around to face him. He had a bright grin on his face.

"Oh the nightgown I got you makes you look at pretty as a picture, doll!" He grinned stepping closer towards you.

You point your gun at him and he chuckled.

"Now, I don't want any trouble i just wanted to check on my dove..." He stroked the side of your face.

"Oh you're just cuter, when I can actually see you, angel." He smiled, his eyes raking over your figure.

"Oo...let me why don't we chat for a while, hm?" You could feel something change in him, he got more persuasive, something in his eyes just switched.

"You obviously look big enough to walk your big ass up in here, right?"

You questioned, your eyes raking over him.

"But where's the manners in that?..." He smiled as you slowly crept inside.

"You think I'm just gonna let a white man into my house?" You questioned, as you put your gun away and locked the door.

Now, what was he doing wrong! Remmick thought as he sighed and crept off, he was quite hungry and he could tackle this tommorow.

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The next night he came bearing gifts and peered into your window. He smiled as he held up the Basket. You groaned and went to the door and opened it.

You took the basket and examined it, it had all the things you've been praying for in there, all the stuff of your dreams.

"How did you know what to get me?" You peer in the basket.

"I know everything about you, my love!" He smiled. He seemed to have had a good heart.

"Invite me in?" He suggested, but it was more a kind demand.

"You must think I'm stupid to let a vampire in." You shot back, he looked surprised.

"I love me a smart woman!" He exclaimed as he inched closer to his own set barrier. "Seriously, let me in...I'll show you a good time." He smirked as he begged just a bit. You cock your brow and give him a look. He gave you soft eyes,which he seemed to have mastered.

"Come in." You finally say as you watched him waltz in, you never turned your back to him. He sat down and patted the spot next to him.

"C'mere." He smiled as he pulled you close and sat you down.

"Why're you here? Wanna play with your food or..."

"We're soulmates, dove." He answers. You laughed loudly.

"I'm soulmates with an werido vampire! Cmon I'm not even that stupid!" You chuckled but he seemed serious.

Oh?

Oh.

"Thats insanity!" You smiled. "I'll prove it to you..." He smiled as he stroked your hand, you flinched at the coldness.

He ran his fingers up your thighs, and slowly got on his knees and tried to lift your nightgown.

You give him a stare and he just stands back up.

"Well then, I'm hungry...best be on my way." He grunted as he walked out the door.

How the hell did you manage to attract a vampire?

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You heard the familiar knock and ran to the door. Why the hell did you run to the door. You thought as you opened it to see a familiar grinning face.

"Hey, lass" he smiled as he kissed you, you can taste the familiar coppery taste on his breath, with some kind of cigarette. You kissed him back.

"You gon let me in or let me stay out here in this heat" he cocked his head as you let him in.

"Go on and get clean!" You yelled as you went to your bedroom and laid down. You bamboozled yourself. How did this werido, dorky Irish vampire grow on you. He kissed you with blood on him and you didn't give a fuck, you thought as you sat up and cleaned your mouth. You heard the shower run as he cleansed his body of its impurities, you fix yourself up a bit in your hand held mirror and laid down.

You heard the water stop, and watched him come out with a towel around his waist. You shot up and patted the spot next to you, he laid down his weight shifting the bed a bit as he cuddled into you and kissed your forehead.

He brought you warmth even though he had none in his body, he gave you love despite not having a heart, and he gave you sympathy without having a soul to understand.