#they're mostly full of beans and truffles and crumbs

[morelikeravenbore]

Chapter 27 will be published tomorrow! 🎉 Best come prepared with a spray bottle because I officially can't control these two any more.

'Fine, fine. How about this, then?' He plunged his hand into his trouser pocket and began rummaging elbow-deep within its enchanted depths. 'Hang on, it's here somewhere. Nicked it from Ominis.'

Sighing, Aurélie held out her hands expectantly. 'I need to get you a bag,' she commented as he piled his usual assortment of Every Flavour Beans and scraps of parchment and bits of mallowsweet into her waiting palms.

Sebastian snorted. 'I'm not carrying a bag around, I'd look like a girl. Besides, it'd be too easy to steal from.'

'Well, what if someone steals your pants?'

He cracked a wry grin. 'If you're trying to get my pants off, all you have to do is ask.'

— How to Make a Villain, chapter twenty-seven. [wattpad | ao3]