#this is a joke

[wheeliescoot]

anyone who refuses to draw bill as a triangle in ship art is a coward

[specialagentartemis]

the reason Artemis didn’t feature in “God Games” was because she would have said “why should I care about a man. I think more men should be abandoned on islands actually” and found all of Athena’s arguments unconvincing.

[soldierandawar]

All things weird can be directly traced back to the Larries.

[arthousephil]

Dan and Phil's TIT tour × Troye Sivan on SWEAT tour

2024, year of youtube twinks simulating gay sex on stage

bonus:

[25volarsleet]

Uuuh... made this fire comic, I think a new talent unlocked XP

(Help me, i've been obsessing over these two lmaoo, they literally belong together)

Haha

[subjects99]

TW: don't be an idiot

[vikramsharma007]

[wisteria-wyvern]

My tips for staying caught up on everything in the Anonvoid!

Don't.

Check every blog everyday and every minute (you never know when a blog could update!!!!)

Never leave your device

Keep a list of what's happening where

With those four simple tips you'll be caught up (and not touching any grass) in no time!!!

[mikkeneko]

New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

[acanoeandlifejackets]

Colin: Don’t mention reading or books, men don’t like that.

*sees her and Lord Debling reading a book together*

Colin: fuck I gotta learn how to read.

[batcavescolony]

Non-Americans please look away, this is private family matter.

[forrpercyy]

convinced I could tell someone who doesn’t know what pjo is that it’s a romance novel because

“the way her pulse aligned with mine when we held hands.” and “it looked as if our hands had merged, fused together at our life lines.” are such insane lines to be putting in a book meant for middle schoolers 😭

[girlblog404]

[vikramsharma007]

[mbr2]

Colin: why did you write about me in LW? that I don’t know myself?

Penelope: maybe because you came back acting like a fake ass bitch? I’d do it again!